Random Stupidity, Post-Apocalpyse Edition

[tony.parente]

What a bunch of assholes. This dealership is getting torched in their Yelp reviews and deservedly so...

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015...ople-outraged/

http://www.yelp.com/biz/f-and-r-auto-sales-westport

Oh man I have such a justice boner over that.

Also you think racial stereotypes are bad? Nothing compared to white peoples:

http://imgur.com/gallery/ijurM

[ambergris]

Oh man I have such a justice boner over that.

Also you think racial stereotypes are bad? Nothing compared to white peoples:

http://imgur.com/gallery/ijurM

Eh, the only racial stereotype I can see there is that some companies think that white people are rich enough to potentially buy silly overpriced products.

[sentient02970]

What a bunch of assholes. This dealership is getting torched in their Yelp reviews and deservedly so...

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015...ople-outraged/

http://www.yelp.com/biz/f-and-r-auto-sales-westport

Haha wow, the Yelp picture flood.

[henryeatscereal]

[Krazy]

Bears got a new HC...

[binaryhermit]

I don't think Jay Cutler will still be a Bear when John Fox coaches his first game as a Bear.

[Krazy]

I don't think Jay Cutler will still be a Bear when John Fox coaches his first game as a Bear.

I hope not, but they have to get creative with another team to make a trade. That's one hell of a cap hit to just dump him and put in someone who's incompetent to be an NFL QB. Cutler's a starter in the league, just not a very good one for that price.

I'm preparing for him to have at least one more year there. Meh. :/

[Dra508]

Kansas figures out that they were going to have to raises taxes after their original tax cuts shorted them close to a billion in revenue. Seems most of the increases are sin taxes: beer and cigarettes. News Article quotes a citizen as saying:

"Do you cut back the smoking or do you cut back the medicine?" she said. "A lot of people are going to make the choice of the medicine."

Wait wut?

[binaryhermit]

Republicans.

[Bachy]

'Cause je t'aime.

[tony.parente]

This had me absolutely crying at work
https://zippy.gfycat.com/DefensiveBo...cattledog.webm

[richardp]

Kansas figures out that they were going to have to raises taxes after their original tax cuts shorted them close to a billion in revenue. Seems most of the increases are sin taxes: beer and cigarettes. News Article quotes a citizen as saying:

"Do you cut back the smoking or do you cut back the medicine?" she said. "A lot of people are going to make the choice of the medicine."

Wait wut?

Yup. Pretty accurate, honestly.

[Bachy]

[Jinsai]

[ambergris]

Here's a link to a VICE article on "The Sausage Castle", a party house in the swamp of Florida.

http://www.vice.com/read/the-sausage...in-florida-456

[Halo Infinity]

@henryeatscereal - This seems to be the only thread where this type of post would fit since it's based on a parody/homage I've imagined. I also thought of mentioning you because you're actually a fan of both Nintendo and David Lynch movies.

Mr. Eddy and his themes just kept reminding me of Bowser and even Super Mario Bros. 3, and Robert Loggia's voice also seemed like it would've been a perfect fit for Bowser. It's pretty much as to why I think it would be rather sweet if Dorkly did a Mario/Lost Highway parody/homage.

[ImTheWiseJanitor]

I would watch EVERYTHING on this list. If Stupid Movies Were Remade as Oscar Bait.



I NEEEEEEED IIIIIIIIIT.

[orestes]

Fucking hipsters.

[henryeatscereal]

@henryeatscereal - This seems to be the only thread where this type of post would fit since it's based on a parody/homage I've imagined. I also thought of mentioning you because you're actually a fan of both Nintendo and David Lynch movies.

You are correct, huge fan of both the old school NES and Lynch, i've seen your "Dorkly" vids they are nice, was a video supposed to go along with your post? i'm sorry but i'm not sure what video are you referring...

[Halo Infinity]

Oh no, there actually wasn't any video, but it was a random Mario/Lost Highway thought that occurred to me before, which seemed to only fit into this thread, and I just thought of sharing it with you. Aside from that, it's nice to see that you've been enjoying the Dorkly videos.

I suppose that I could at least post this one though. The title alone got me interested as I just visited Dorkly as I was typing this response. I've also wondered about this sort of thing too, anyway

[henryeatscereal]

Oh no, there actually wasn't any video, but it was a random Mario/Lost Highway thought that occurred to me before, which seemed to only fit into this thread, and I just thought of sharing it with you. Aside from that, it's nice to see that you've been enjoying the Dorkly videos.

I suppose I could at least post this one though. The title alone got me interested as I just visited Dorkly as I was typing this response. I've also wondered about this sort of thing too, anyway

Lol, now i see, actually i thought of that before, i found this image long ago, have you seen Twin Peaks already? you should, for some reason i think this wouldn't be such a bad idea if done in it's time...

[Krazy]

[Ryan]

[tony.parente]

Bought these on thinkgeek last week and they finally came in. I'm not sure if you guys have ever heard of these things but holy shit these things are a trip. For those who don't know what they are they're little tablets that you let disolve in your mouth and they bind to the sour/bitter receptors in your taste buds so they essentially prevent you from tasting sour/bitter things.

I ate a lemon like a fucking apple
I gargled jack daniels like mouthwash
I drank vinegar like it was water

The shit is magical.

[tony.parente]

Wait a second...wait one darn second. When did they make ETS: Video edition?!?!

[ibanez33]

I ate a lemon like a fucking apple
I gargled jack daniels like mouthwash
I drank vinegar like it was water

That all sounds fucking horrible. I want it.

[sick among the pure]

Bought these on thinkgeek last week and they finally came in. I'm not sure if you guys have ever heard of these things but holy shit these things are a trip. For those who don't know what they are they're little tablets that you let disolve in your mouth and they bind to the sour/bitter receptors in your taste buds so they essentially prevent you from tasting sour/bitter things.

I ate a lemon like a fucking apple
I gargled jack daniels like mouthwash
I drank vinegar like it was water

The shit is magical.

My sister had one lest over once and we gave it to my fiance. He had a grapefruit (no sugar) for lunch and said it was too sweet so he bought a lemon too. I've kinda wanted to buy a pack.

[tony.parente]

That all sounds fucking horrible. I want it.

Dude ketchup made me wanna die, strawberries tasted so sweet I gagged, my dogs butthole tasted like candy apples.


Video of me eating a goddamned lemon. Also we have a rubber banded wash cloth over our smoke detector in our apartment because that motherfucker goes off when we coook something as stupid as chicken breast in our george foreman. Never had a smoke detector as sensitive as that thing.

[Ryan]

Dude ketchup made me wanna die, strawberries tasted so sweet I gagged, my dogs butthole tasted like candy apples.


Video of me eating a goddamned lemon. Also we have a rubber banded wash cloth over our smoke detector in our apartment because that motherfucker goes off when we coook something as stupid as chicken breast in our george foreman. Never had a smoke detector as sensitive as that thing.

you sound exactly how ive always pictured you in my
mind lmfao

[tony.parente]

you sound exactly how ive always pictured you in my
mind lmfao

Like a huge douchebag? Haha