True Blood

[onthewall2983]

I really didn't want to be the one to start this thread, but this news was too big not to share here.

[slave2thewage]

We don't need new characters, King Russell is coming back (Oh, Light of My Life). That's all the news I need.

[thevoid99]

I'm glad Russell is going to come back. The last season kinda sucked.

[Michalrose]

Christopher Meloni was fantastic in the series Oz. I can see him playing a menacing vamp. And of course the return of Russel Edgington is very welcomed- Denis O'Hare is fabulous. I could do without Erik's long lost sister. I fell in love with the show from the first episode but it has gone down hill. Each season starts off with alot of promise but quickly falls apart with too many story lines and letting some of these drop off without explanation. The story arc goes in too many directions. Good example of story lines going nowhere is Jason being held captive in Hotshot. It served no purpose and wasted a bunch of time unless they plan to carry out the were panther thing next season. I will still watch it but just not as excited as I used to be.

[NIN64]

Christopher Meloni was fantastic in the series Oz. I can see him playing a menacing vamp.

He really is a much better actor than people give him credit for.

[orestes]

Christopher Meloni was fantastic in the series Oz. I can see him playing a menacing vamp. And of course the return of Russel Edgington is very welcomed- Denis O'Hare is fabulous. I could do without Erik's long lost sister. I fell in love with the show from the first episode but it has gone down hill. Each season starts off with alot of promise but quickly falls apart with too many story lines and letting some of these drop off without explanation. The story arc goes in too many directions. Good example of story lines going nowhere is Jason being held captive in Hotshot. It served no purpose and wasted a bunch of time unless they plan to carry out the were panther thing next season. I will still watch it but just not as excited as I used to be.

THIS.

Even Eric and Sookie's sexy times grew tedious towards the end of the season.

[Michalrose]

THIS.

Even Eric and Sookie's sexy times grew tedious towards the end of the season.

Yep it would have been so much hotter with old Erik not man-baby Erik who lost his memory. Eric or Erik? Can't remember.

[orestes]

It's Eric.

And not to be one of those "it was better in book" people, but it was. For starters, the nemesis in the book was so much more intimidating than fucking Marnie, who even after death, was more of a stick in the mud than anything else. Secondly, Jason actually becomes a were panther of sorts (and he isn't continuously raped by the womenfolk in Hot Shot, so that's a plus).

[Michalrose]

It's Eric.

And not to be one of those "it was better in book" people, but it was. For starters, the nemesis in the book was so much more intimidating than fucking Marnie, who even after death, was more of a stick in the mud than anything else. Secondly, Jason actually becomes a were panther of sorts (and he isn't continuously raped by the womenfolk in Hot Shot, so that's a plus).

Well speaking of the books; Hotshot was such an interesting place surrounded by strong magic and Calvin was a really decent guy not an inbred hillbilly. Yeah Marnie turned out to be whimpy. Hallow was so much better in book.

[orestes]

So who saw the new trailer before Game of Thrones last night?

[miss k bee]

New season already?? Over here we have just got season 4.

[slave2thewage]

It's two and a half months until Season 5 though.

[onthewall2983]

It's less than two hours away, which means less than three hours from this becoming the most entertaining thread on the site again

[Michalrose]

Trailers have been exciting. Looking forward to the Christopher Meloni character and of course the return of Russell.

[orestes]

I'm a gay, Vampire-American.

[slave2thewage]

Drumming my fingers until the download link turns up. The internet failed at a working live stream tonight.

[Michalrose]

Loved all of it.

[littlemonkey613]

I haven't liked the show this much since like 3 seasons ago. That was awesome! PAM! AHA

[onthewall2983]

Marcus' mother looks a little intimidating. Probably would help if she had a few ATM's handy.

[Baphomette]

That yellow Walmart track suit just about killed me.

[thevoid99]

Pam and that track suit was hilarious. The episode was a mess. Eric and his sister... whoa although she is very attractive. Who would've thought that Andy has a nice butt. I guess I'll have to lower my expectations for that season. Just as long as they don't kill Eric's sister. She's pretty damn cute.

[orestes]

"We fight like siblings but fuck like champions."

Also, holy smokes did Jessica look hot, even while playing Rock Band.

[slave2thewage]

Kudos, show. You continue to be the most expensive piece of camp around.

[bruised]

"Your super snatch." Pam rules.

[slave2thewage]

Newlin's "ILOVEYOU!!!" while being ejected killed me.

[Michalrose]

Marcus' mother looks a little intimidating. Probably would help if she had a few ATM's handy.

THAT'S where I know her from!

[Lutz]

Kudos, show. You continue to be the most expensive piece of camp around.

Eeek. True Blood isn't camp!

This is camp:



This is high camp:



(True Blood is melodrama.)

This is melodrama:



See the difference?

[M1ke]

I thought it was hilarious when they showed Andy's naked ass lying in bed, but you couldn't tell it was him. He looked so hairless I thought it was a woman at first.

I always thought that Andy naked would be really hairy and not something I'd want to see, but when I saw his naked ass I was mildly aroused. Well done True Blood!

[thevoid99]

Chris Bauer is the last guy I would expect to sport a fine ass. The dude may not have abs or a body of a traditional male sex symbol. Still, for a dude in his 40s. He's quite fit and has managed to look better than most dudes.

[Reaps]

Regardless, i want at least a 95% reduction in man-arse shots next week.

This shows wardrobe department must be the size of a garden shed.