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What... I... I mean... WHAT?!Originally Posted by Charmingly Miserable
My brain isn't really wanting to process what the fuck just happened to it. It feels dirty and violated and wants to go cry in the shower and sleep for the next 72 hours and never, ever speak of it again.
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HI THIS IS JAKE FROM STATE FARM
I'm sorry.
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I hope that is true. Because it is hilarious, and now I want to eat there.
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HI THIS IS JAKE FROM STATE FARM
I'm sorry.
Is that your new horse mask?...
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"It's like I'm wiping a marker."
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If I ever get to go back to Holland, I really need to ask them "look, what's the deal the whole 'Dutch Oven' thing? Do your ovens really smell that bad?"
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After a second review, I've decided to remove this post on the grounds of phenomenal stupidity and astronomically poor joke execution. My apologies to anyone who was unfortunate enough to see it.
Last edited by The_Prowler; 12-15-2014 at 08:18 PM.
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Nature is amazing.
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So I have a theory about season 12 of Family Guy. I was watching it the other day and I just got to thinking about it.
If you watch Family Guy but haven't seen season 12 yet, this contains spoilers.
Anyway, here we go. So season 12 of Family Guy has 21 episodes. But what if there are actually 36? Imagine this...
Brian dies in episode six, but comes back in episode eight after the family gets a new dog because of course he does. Seth MacFarlane knew that Brian's death would be controversial and divide a lot of fans, and a lot of people wouldn't accept Family Guy without Brian, but others would. The question was "who would win?"
So what if they made an additional fifteen episodes in which Brian actually stays dead and Vinnie becomes the new dog but were shelved because after airing "Life of Brian", Seth himself didn't know which episodes were going to air until he had two weeks to gauge fan reactions and make his final decision, ultimately going with the storyline that brings Brian back?
There's absolutely no proof of this, it's not my actual belief that that's what happened, Seth MacFarlane himself would probably think it's the mad ravings of a lunatic, but it's still an fun little "what if" scenario to think about, right? And significantly less disturbing than the one I posted in here a few weeks ago about Willy Wonka's chocolate being made out of people.
Last edited by The_Prowler; 12-17-2014 at 11:19 AM.
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So the company holiday dinner is tomorrow and they're pulling out all the stops for people who don't want to eat a fried catfish plate. The non meat option will be a cheese sandwich. :|
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I hear diluted vinegar is good for dry scalp. You smell like a salad though.
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I put coconut oil on my scalp and I smelled like my daughter's vegan cupcakes.
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I don't care what I smell like as long as I don't have dandruff anymore.
Ever since I gave up meat 8 years ago: dandruff.
Now I'm trying cod liver oil, we'll see.
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Trigger Warning - exercising mah privileges
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lolz mra vloggers
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Eat the fish then.....
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How the hell does someone in rush hour traffic try to go from the left turn lane, cut across the middle lane, and almost cause an accident by trying to cut into the right turn lane? If you know you have to make a right turn, either start off in the right lane or get in the middle lane until someone nice lets you switch lanes!! I have no idea how some people got their licenses.
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