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Speaking for myself... yes.
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That's what...he said?Originally Posted by Fixer808
Alt-Left Leaning Cunt
That's childish as fuck. If a guy wants more blowjobs then he should ASK FOR MORE BLOWJOBS.
That being said, I'd probably still fall for it. But I despise all of the game playing. If you're not comfortable asking your partner for what you want, it is probably time to evaluate some things.
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Earlier in my relationship, when my boyfriend and I'd just started seeing each other and were using barriers waaay more, I was so pleased with myself for making him come from oral while using a condom.
THAT SAID, that shit is difficult as fuck and I desperately need practice. The last time I used a condom while giving someone head it really didn't go well. The condom got all weirdly stretched and
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So, I'm currently on two different forms of birth control, as I'm transitioning to the pill from my IUD.
This weekend was my first experience with internal cumshots EVER.
For the 10 seconds where it's happening? It's great. For the rest of it? Yeaahhhh no thanks. Not a fan.
I'm honestly glad I always use a backup method of birth control when I'm not on two kinds (either pulling out or condoms during the cumshot, always) because it means I don't ever have to deal with the mess.
That said, I'm sure we'll be doing it here and there for the rest of the month because might as well enjoy it while I can.
Last edited by playwithfire; 04-29-2014 at 06:14 PM.
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That is a pretty ridickulous theory.Skin on skin, let the love begin.
I had this theory -- and still kind of do, to a lesser degree -- that unless you're smashing down without using a condom, you're not really having true sex. I know that probably sounds ludicrous, but with a condom on, his dick is not really touching the inside of her vagina
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"Sex is a void filled with plastic" (Michael Gira).
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Yeah, you're going to need some tissues around or to get used to some wet sheets.
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Condoms are for dicks.
she/her/hers
my fiancee and i pretty much always do that, and it's pretty much always gross right after.
we have a system, though:
each grab a tissue
put tissues in position before pulling out
catch mess
deposit rest of mess in toilet
and then she usually puts a folded up tissue in her underwear when she puts them back on to catch any remaining stuff.
it sounds stupid, but it works, and we're usually giggling during the whole process.
plus, it feels so nice for both of us to have me come inside her, especially because we almost always come together.
Alt-Left Leaning Cunt
It's a great feeling! I only experienced it a handful of times because the overlap of when I got my IUD put in with having a steady partner was not very long. I expected it to feel weird or something. I dunno. It's kind of a hard feeling to anticipate. But it was awesome!
SOMEDAY
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The perineum is a wondrous place. The boy had a whole set of crazy new moans and sounds. 'Twas fun. I think I may give rimming a go because he enjoyed some ass attention.
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The few times my boyfriend finishes inside me, we usually have a silly "What's our plan of action?" conversation because we don't really plan ahead that way. He doesn't like dealing with the mess so he doesn't orgasm every time we have sex but I like giving him orgasms but sometimes I even have to use the fact that it's HEALTHY for him to drain his pipes every so often in order to get him to orgasm.
Alt-Left Leaning Cunt
Recently, I saw a shirt, or a pic, or something(I cant remember shit lately) that said something like:
How to give the perfect handjob:
Step 1 - Use your mouth
Made me chuckle and think of you guys.
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After last night's activities, I needed to see that this morning. You're the best!
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Bigger girls seem to be the most fun in the sack.
Alt-Left Leaning Cunt
Oh, fuck right off with that.
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Because they're more grateful amiriteOLOLOLOL
she/her/hers
how much you wanna bet that person is going to come back with "but i was trying to compliment larger ladies" and act completely ignorant (or some bullshit like that)?
Alt-Left Leaning Cunt
I've been fat all of my life... Generally, bros who come with shit like that, and other comments(FAT GIRLS GIVE BETTER HEAD, FAT GIRLS LIKE ANAL MORE, FAT GIRLS ARE KINKIER) are attracted to fat girls, but they are still early-to-mid twenties, and cannot openly admit that to themselves yet. They have to throw in a qualifier, because hey... NOBODY LIKES FATTIES.
Edit - I'm not as angry about it as this post sounds. lol. Shark week.
Last edited by Sarah K; 05-05-2014 at 05:14 PM.
Behold the morning star
I like all women.
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roflcoptered at that.
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First post, bethylfan hits the ground running.
Alt-Left Leaning Cunt
Hahaha. I was just thinking that. Wonder if he will return.
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I'm a curvier girl (I'm about a size 10/12) and I sez more cushion for the pushin!
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Pics or it didn't happen.
just a small town doggo
People aren't good in bed because they're skinny, or chubby, or fat, or whatever... They're good in bed because they enjoy what they're doing.
That "fat chicks are more grateful and thus better in bed" and "they give such good head 'cause they're so used to putting things in their mouth" bullshit that gets said... Fucking hell. Grow up.
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I did that once. After the initial confusion, it became a wondrous thing that I've tried to repeat with no success. For those who have never experienced it and wonder why it's so magical, it's because you're not done. You can keep going like a horny energizer bunny.
Alt-Left Leaning Cunt
Twice today, I read "Handcrafted" as "Handcuffed".
I apparently need to hire a manwhore or something.
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Don't even get me started on when I see the word "bandage".
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