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Faceplams: He is the chosen one, marry him.Originally Posted by playwithfire
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He is the chosen one, marry him.
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We're really good about that without trying, usually.
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You're still thinking about that?
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What can I say?
On a related note, I was discussing this reddit thread yesterday at work and I came to the realization to none of my coworkers have seen an uncut penis. :/
ladyborg
I didn't see one until I met my husband (I'd had about 8-9 partners before him) and I admit I was a bit taken aback and unsure what to do with it lolWhat can I say?
On a related note, I was discussing this reddit thread yesterday at work and I came to the realization to none of my coworkers have seen an uncut penis. :/
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One of the first times I saw one was on Population Paste (anybody remember that?) there were like ants or something coming out of it and it wasn't a good introduction. I was so confused.
That's crazy to me that there are so many adults who don't know what they look like.
Also, I quite like them, not that it makes any difference whether I do or don't because it's a natural healthy part of the human body.
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Also, I respect that guy not wanting to do porn but maaaaan. I would watch that.
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The mechanics alone has me intrigued. Also, I might have squeed a bit when I read that he was bi.
The Enhancer
Yeah, I was just thinking is he like John Holmes was? He would apparently get dizzy or faint-headed when he got hard because so much blood was rushing into his bone.
ladyborg
went from having sex once every other week (if that) to pretty much every day in the last few weeksfeels great to be back to how things were before hormonal birth control and like I'm not 'broken' anymore. It was really sudden and random though so I'm still a bit afraid it could go as fast as it came.
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seriously, eh? i, personally, find it shocking how greedy my snatch has become. lol.
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qotd........
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Woke up today and the bedroom looked like a battlefield, lube or semen on almost everything, butt plugs, ball gags, and latex everywhere.
I think I need a weekend from my weekend.
God is an American
My libido doesn't take days off! Thankfully, I'm with someone now who has a firm grasp of how to maximize a day away from work.
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I flew to San Francisco two days ago and a fetching milf was sitting next to me on the plane. We got to talking and our conversation arrived at a place where she said she wants me to fuck her in front of her boyfriend. You know, because he'll like it.
Stay tuned for further reports, which probably won't amount to jack, but still! This lady was a total stranger to me before that flight and whispered all kinds of nasty things in my ear between giggling about how she was just now coming out of her shell. I'm not being disingenuous when I say that I think I can help her further down that path.
The Enhancer
You are a true humanitarian!
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Step aside children, THE KING HAS RETURNED
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Two week till I travel to Berlin for a shagfest with my friend!
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My boyfriend and I have both independently jerked off twice today because we're super compatible.
ladyborg
and one week till my dude comes back from Berlin for a shagfest with me!
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Sounds like a pretty successful weekend to me.
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So, erm, I didn't know if I should post this here or the relationship thread but...
Last night, me and my "ex" (who isn't sure what we are. She says she loves me more than a friend, but not enough to be in a relationship yet.) got drunk, ended up making out and performing oral on one another. It was a bit awkward considering I'm not that sexually experienced, but she seemed to enjoy herself. When we were done though, she said that she was probably going to end up regretting it. I tried to reassure that everything was fine. I didn't speak to her today. She usually calls me, but she ended up not doing so, so I assume she wanted a break (she's practically been hanging out with me over the last few weeks everyday because she really enjoys my company.). I'm just hoping that this hasn't caused any friction between us. I would have called her to see if she was okay, but I didn't want to pester her.
I'm concerned mainly because I know she's, in the past, had some pretty bad sexual experience with control freaks, which sort of made her afraid of sex plus she has BDD. I was really taken by surprise last night when she initiated things. If I had protection, we most likely would have had full blown sex. She also told me afterwards that I was the least demanding, most considerate person she's ever done anything sexual with.
I'm hoping that everything ends up being okay. Probably not going to be able to sleep tonight considering I'm a worrywart.
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"Yes, my vocabulary is decent, but I also fuck like a banshee."
#wordsthatshouldhavecomeoutofmyface
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Berlin tomorrow woo!. Security better not search my suitcase!!!!
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After all that the Berlin trip was bittersweet. Sweet in that I got to see Berlin, bitter in that my 'friend' turned out to be an asshole.
The Enhancer
Bummer, you were really talking that up.
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So, my boyfriend did this much more vaguely on reddit and got A+ sexual advice like COMMUNICATE and BE CONFIDENT. THANKS REDDIT. We have a GREAT sex life but why not continue to try to up our game?
So I'm gonna do this here. What are the things you have learned that make you awesome at sex? I'm not talking about open mindedness and communication, I mean tips, tricks, techniques, moves, practical advice.
Some of mine:
Rotate your wrists/hands somewhat when stroking a cock. Gives a lot more sensation and just seems to be way better. There are lots of different ways to do that.
Don't eat before doing lots of deep throaty stuff. Kinda obvious, but yeah.
The Enhancer
Both middle fingers in the "come here" gesture inside her. Many have suggested it, but really, it turned my ex into a Super Soaker, which I fucking loved. I'm a lefty when it comes to subtlety, though, never done it with my right (kinda reserved for cranking it...).
Kinda like how it's tough to learn how to use the brake pedal with your left foot... That's usually reserved for mashing the clutch, not caressing the brakes.
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YES A+ MORE OF THIS
Sometimes when I'm not in the mood I'll just jerk my boyfriend off, and I like to spoon him from behind while I do it. That way his ass is liked pressed into me and I can bite his neck or play with his ear or whatever. I think this would work really well with a chick, too. Depending on what your partner likes you can grab their throat, or pull their hair, kiss them, all sorts of shit. Use lube.
The Enhancer
You're killing me. She loved having her hair pulled, and being flogged, and we were texting two nights ago because she's miserable in her relationship and we're probably going to a fetish event next month and UUUUGH I hope this is going to flare up again because we're inexplicably drawn to each other (but see the "KHAN" post in the Relationships thread) and WANT HER SO.
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