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Faceplams: I never like hearing that anal hurts. Don't do it if it hurts, please.* Let your body adjust. That area is delicate.
*unless you want to, because, fuck it, it's your body.
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I never like hearing that anal hurts. Don't do it if it hurts, please.* Let your body adjust. That area is delicate.
*unless you want to, because, fuck it, it's your body.
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I just can't wrap my head around it not hurting if your partner is one that needs lots of friction to get off. Too much, too fast yeah?Originally Posted by playwithfire
*I wondering when this thread would get to this topic again.
Throbbing Member
Well, since we're talking about anal (again), I had a really awesome first this morning: I became a two-cocked monster, with the help of a strap-on, and fucked both holes at once! Hilarity and thunderous orgasms ensued.
The Enhancer
O_O
YOU sir, are a true hero!
@_@
I agree. There are other enjoyable things in life besides sex. But at the same time, there are days where that is all I can think about. That usually happens when I make a lustful connection with someone where we both crave one another. Then I have to work it out of my system. But I don't (or I try not to) let my world revolve around sex. I don't go out all the time to try and get laid, and I don't dwell on it when I'm not getting it. But I do when it's within reach!
Stubby Member
That's an awesome idea! Looks like my weekend plans are sorted!
Quiet Member
Magtig, just out of curiosity, was your cock in the pussy, or the asshole? I think I'd find it much more pleasurable and easy on my end to be in the pussy, and have the dildo in the ass, but I'd imagine it would be much more difficult physically have to dildo strapped below your cock rather than above, if even possible at all?
The Enhancer
lol logistics.
Throbbing Member
I gave some serious deliberation to the logistics of this endeavor before going in. I realized both holes would have to be prepared, or "fucked" if you will, individually before simultaneous penetration could occur. All the sudden foreplay went from kissy kissy to, first I'll fuck your pussy, then I'll fuck your ass. I believe this to be a minor revolution in coitus. When the prep work was done, I put the strap-on below my real cock, which I buried deep in her ass while she laid flat on her stomach. Like everything involving anal sex, a slow and gentle approach is required at first, followed by increased rigorousness.
This might sound nearly impossible to believe, but just before I was about to post this she emerged from the bathroom with pasties on and demanded a repeat performance. I am pleased to report it was even better the second time around, now it's scientific.
Flaccid Member
I had sex once. We settled out of court.
Hairy Member
I need to find a new source, all this talk about anal sex is killing me. I miss it.
Active Member
Since we're all still talking about anal I thought I'd drop this gem in here:
Hairy Member
I tried anal for the first time!
... On him! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Active Member
I'm so proud of you! <3
One of my own sexual firsts is on the cards for the end of this week. Trying not to get too excited!
Active Member
A man came inside me last night. First time in 5 years. God, I've missed that feeling.
Hairy Member
I miss butt sex! (Well I miss all sex really)
I'm so jealous! It's been 3 months, I need to get busy getting busy.
Active Member
Yes, yes, yes, yes, and yes.
Throbbing Member
I got some last night!!!! Yeah!!
Stubby Member
The last time I gave head to a guy (loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time ago) I'm pretty sure I almost popped my jaw. Is there an actual technique to it or am I just too impatient? Gah.
Throbbing Member
Very recently my wife and I decided that although we are not trying to get pregnant we are no longer trying not to get pregnant. A.K.A. I forgot how great sex feels without a condom. . .
@_@
I think I found my sexual soul mate. Wow. It's very difficult to wear me out and he's done it each and every time so far.
Now if I could just talk to him in between sessions...
God is an American
Sex happened
gettin' jiggy wit it
Got this cute little toy called the "we-vibe" the other day and tried it by myself, not bad, but gotta get lube before going all-on with my SO. And I am getting antsy.
Active Member
Those are really expensive here, but I've heard good things.
Stuff I've learnt/done recently:
I am polyamorous
Two men are currently working together to stretch my anal cavity. I can get a whole dildo in now, yay!
I've been taught to enema myself, deep throat, and improve my wanking technique
Vibrators - even Hitachis - do fuck all for me.
I've had a few threesomes including someone I refer to as "Daddy's slave"
I've been taken into the woods to be groped by strangers
It's been a busy month!
The Enhancer
I got a mental image of a small scaffold built around your ass, and a couple construction engineers examining a set of blueprints.
Active Member
My wife got about a half a dozen new corsets and gave me an improvised little fashion show... It ended well
The Enhancer
Heh, I miss that... Lady I was with lived in another town about an hour's drive away, and after we defiled my van one night and I was driving home, the whole van... Smelled like VICTORY.
The Enhancer
JELLY. Also, the girl I had van-times with was a squirter. Holy shit that was a turn-on, I was aiming her like a water gun before too long! XD
The Enhancer
AHAHAHAHAHA!!! Amazing.
Throbbing Member
Threesomes are such a weird combination of unbelievable pleasure and severe awkwardness.
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