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johnbron
11-24-2011, 03:36 AM
This is another thread about fucking!

When I have sex, this is where you'll hear about it. Are you having sex? Let's hear about it.

ltrandazzo
11-24-2011, 10:22 AM
I had sex on your bed two weeks ago.

WITH MYSELF.

WHERE'S THE GODDAMN MASTURBATION THREAD.

halloween
11-24-2011, 04:58 PM
The closest i got to any action recently was my dog humping me. Then i kicked her off the couch.

yeah i know this is JUST the post you wanted to read in here. hehe.

icklekitty
11-25-2011, 03:37 AM
I actually had a decent amount of secks while ETS was down. Pretty vanilla secks, but secks nonetheless.

What can I say? I got bored.

naut
11-27-2011, 11:59 PM
Even I have been getting some action lately.

Christo
11-28-2011, 07:27 AM
Best sex of my life last night. Just sayin'

goody
11-29-2011, 07:19 PM
Best sex of my life last night. Just sayin'
I could say the exact same thing. Nice going universe.

johnbron
11-29-2011, 07:42 PM
I could say the exact same thing. Nice going universe.
I jacked off into a towel last night. It was okay, definitely not the best.

theruiner
11-29-2011, 07:54 PM
I jacked off into a towel last night. It was okay, definitely not the best.You should have used softener.

Lisbeth
11-30-2011, 09:31 AM
What's this fucking you speak of?

icklekitty
11-30-2011, 10:57 AM
I am medically curious, so I'm currently on a website called beautiful cervix.com

This post (http://www.beautifulcervix.com/cervix-photo-galleries/photos-of-cervix/pre-and-post-coitus/) contains the ultimate money shot. (SFW unless perhaps you're male and in an open-plan office)

patman
12-01-2011, 12:00 AM
i miss sex.

sentient02970
12-01-2011, 02:20 PM
Not. Getting. ANY.

goody
12-01-2011, 02:39 PM
Did we lose the Not Getting Any thread?

botley
12-01-2011, 04:31 PM
I am medically curious, so I'm currently on a website called beautiful cervix.com

This post (http://www.beautifulcervix.com/cervix-photo-galleries/photos-of-cervix/pre-and-post-coitus/) contains the ultimate money shot. (SFW unless perhaps you're male and in an open-plan office)
I want to do this again to some lucky cervix out there! No g/f anymore for me means ejaculating into condoms or the cold winter air (and hopefully onto an exciting body part soon).

pequena
12-01-2011, 06:44 PM
Did we lose the Not Getting Any thread?

I suppose someone could start it.

And on that note, I'm not getting some, but I will be in 3 weeks exactly. Yessssssss. Until then, more with the putting fun things in my butt!

jrdsctt
12-01-2011, 06:49 PM
I suppose someone could start it.

And on that note, I'm not getting some, but I will be in 3 weeks exactly. Yessssssss. Until then, more with the putting fun things in my butt!

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/35e7vm/

pequena
12-01-2011, 07:02 PM
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/35e7vm/

Not all the things...yet, sadly :(

Conan The Barbarian
12-01-2011, 07:05 PM
I moved in with my girl. Sex has dropped about 50%.

JessicaSarahS
12-02-2011, 02:41 AM
Kind of happy my posts got purged. Especially the ones from this thread.

dogsipod
12-02-2011, 02:45 AM
getting daily amounts currently. this has made it tough to stay awake at work.

BasicCable
12-03-2011, 12:49 PM
I moved in with my girl. Sex has dropped about 50%.

Only 50%? Give it time. You'll be down to 25% soon enough.

october_midnight
12-03-2011, 12:55 PM
Kind of happy my posts got purged. Especially the ones from this thread.

Took a screenshot, don't worry.

Pillfred
12-03-2011, 01:10 PM
Only 50%? Give it time. You'll be down to 25% soon enough.

You know it's sad but true.

Just work to keep the fire burning. It may happen less but nows the time to start thinking creatively. Make every shot count. ;)

No sex but I have been getting a good responses from the ladies recently which i can't complain about. Slept with a girl the other night after doing some hard drinking. The cuddles was nice and I'm not really sure if it's gonna go anywhere but I plan on using that mindset to my advantage, planting seeds and all that.

Alex of scotland
12-03-2011, 03:45 PM
This week i found out i was wearing another mans shoe, for over a week, unnoticed
He says things have changed between us.
This belongs here, right?

goody
12-03-2011, 04:17 PM
Only 50%? Give it time. You'll be down to 25% soon enough.
Is this that true? Because even though my boyfriend and I don't live together we *pretty much* do since we're at each others houses every night, and that doesn't seem to affect the sex life. So, is it like, now that we're both responsible for paying these bills together, fucking seems less necessary nightly?

BasicCable
12-03-2011, 06:35 PM
Is this that true? Because even though my boyfriend and I don't live together we *pretty much* do since we're at each others houses every night, and that doesn't seem to affect the sex life. So, is it like, now that we're both responsible for paying these bills together, fucking seems less necessary nightly?

I was in the same situation; I saw my girlfriend every night and we spent every waking moment together, and sex was consistent, bordering on excessive, heh. As soon as we moved in together, it's like we couldn't be bothered. We're not like an old married couple, or anything, but it definitely decreased from several times a day to 3 times a week or so. (And for clarity, we've been together 7 years, 5 of which have been spent living together)

JessicaSarahS
12-03-2011, 06:36 PM
Took a screenshot, don't worry.


-_-.......

DF118
12-03-2011, 07:31 PM
This week i found out i was wearing another mans shoe, for over a week, unnoticed
He says things have changed between us.
This belongs here, right?

It sounds to me like he did the right thing in telling you his feelings. Rather that, than bottling up his emotions, pretending to you that nothing was wrong (and himself, I might suggest), all the while allowing the atmosphere between you to become all the more tense and uncomfortable. At least now, the air might have cleared a little, paving the way for you to allow the relationship to begin anew.

Why don't you invite him out for a quiet drink to discuss it further? Just the two of you, away from the hustle and bustle of the busy crowd, over a nice glass of red wine. Oh hell, why not even make it two.

frankie teardrop
12-06-2011, 12:48 PM
Took a screenshot, don't worry.

screenshots really do make a mess, amirite?

Lunatica
12-06-2011, 11:08 PM
I'm getting some every weekend.

I'm eating up porn like nobody's business though. Where's the spice thread? someone needs to get on that.

The Becoming
12-06-2011, 11:35 PM
So nine months after splitting with my ex I've met someone. I forgot how much of a stress reliever consistent sex is. And fuckin-A is the sex ten times better than with my ex. The other day I almost made her cum with just foreplay. I don't know about any of you other women, but she loves it when I give her the softest kiss in the corner of her mouth where her top lip meets her bottom lip. This is of course after we've been making out and I kiss/bite her neck and collar bone and gently bite her lower lip when kissing.

halloween
12-07-2011, 02:30 AM
I'm getting some every weekend.

I'm eating up porn like nobody's business though. Where's the spice thread? someone needs to get on that.
I think that someone is you.

Fixer808
12-07-2011, 09:17 AM
HHHHMMMmmmmmmm, prospects for Saturday look good. God I love fetish night...

icklekitty
12-07-2011, 10:01 AM
HHHHMMMmmmmmmm, prospects for Saturday look good. God I love fetish night...

+1





(ten characters)

Fixer808
12-07-2011, 06:55 PM
looking forward to having awesome non-relationship sex tonight
Your avatar makes that post so much better.

johnhenry
12-09-2011, 10:36 AM
My gal and I got domestically partnered yesterday. I expect the sex to suffer a marriage-esque collapse soon, but the good mood and vibes from even this meager, noncommittal commitment spun up a whirlwind of fuck for us last night. Good times indeed, especially for being three years in (a threshold I've only met once before and by that time with that person my dick would basically retract when she entered the room).

icklekitty
12-09-2011, 04:44 PM
I agreed with most of these too - am I a rapist? http://jezebel.com/5866602/can-you-tell-the-difference-between-a-mens-magazine-and-a-rapist

iamanexit
12-10-2011, 02:29 AM
I could be getting some now, but decided not to.
WHAT. THE. FUCK?!

littlemonkey613
12-11-2011, 12:10 AM
I agreed with most of these too - am I a rapist? http://jezebel.com/5866602/can-you-tell-the-difference-between-a-mens-magazine-and-a-rapist

Please say your joking. I am about to throw up.....

burn.
12-11-2011, 11:24 AM
I'm so going to fuck things up tonight

Aaron
12-26-2011, 03:22 PM
What is this thread doing so far back?? Anyway, I'll contribute and make this thread a bit less sexy by saying I have a LOT of trouble having an orgasm during sex. I'm a guy. I fuck women. Not sure what's wrong with me--I orgasm fine when it's just me and my laptop, but it takes a long time and all my goddamn concentration to even come close to climaxing during sex. This isn't just one woman, either--I didn't have this problem when I began having sex, and I'm only 21 now, but in the last year or so it has been quite a challenge. And very, very frustrating. Any advice from any fellow travelers?

Nyx
12-26-2011, 03:44 PM
How much porn do you watch? Not that I'm judging, but I remember reading a study or an article about more and more men having that problem. Those men were able to resolve that problem by giving up porn (I don't remember if they also gave up masturbation) for a certain period of time.

Another thing that comes to mind are medications. Antidepressants in particular can delay orgasms.

Or maybe you just need to spice it up?

dominik
12-26-2011, 04:00 PM
or you like the cock :)

con4cyn
12-26-2011, 09:47 PM
I had a boyfriend who had that problem. We had sex a lot, but he could never finish. He had a LOT of porn on his comp, too. Eventually me on top got him to get off more successfully, but I think decreasing porn and being with a girl you genuinely care for would help.

Magtig
12-31-2011, 05:38 PM
A month ago the woman I'm seeing couldn't have an orgasm. Now not only has she learned to come, but she ejaculates. It was so exciting when she came on my face last night, that I came too. Later we fucked like bunnies and had simultaneous orgasms.

Dra508
01-02-2012, 11:27 AM
A month ago the woman I'm seeing couldn't have an orgasm. Now not only has she learned to come, but she ejaculates. It was so exciting when she came on my face last night, that I came too. Later we fucked like bunnies and had simultaneous orgasms.You are such a stud. Really. It's like being on a mission (heh heh) - I will make you come. Hot.

Magtig
01-02-2012, 01:53 PM
You are such a stud. Really. It's like being on a mission (heh heh) - I will make you come. Hot.
Aww, thank you, but I think most of the credit belongs to her. All I did was help her to feel more comfortable exploring her own sexuality.

Dra508
01-02-2012, 02:10 PM
Aww, thank you, but I think most of the credit belongs to her. All I did was help her to feel more comfortable exploring her own sexuality.credit and all other kudos to get me to ten characters.

Fixer808
01-02-2012, 06:21 PM
Yep. Great weekend.

cashpiles (closed)
01-02-2012, 09:28 PM
Ok. I think it's going down tonight. My pick-up technique is fairly retarded (mass messaging each day on Plentyoffish). However, there are successes. Anyways, it's been months without getting it on. So, on Plentyoffish one of the people I've been messaging back and forth with agreed to come to my place tonight. We started planning it yesterday. She's bringing over a bottle of Vodka or something. She's a bigger girl but I don't judge too much. Plus she's pretty. I've been cleaning up the place for 2 days now. It's all presentable and ready for action. cashpiles needs to get some too y'alls.

Torgo
01-02-2012, 09:32 PM
You go get 'er, cashpiles.

cashpiles (closed)
01-02-2012, 11:19 PM
T minus 10 minutes.

update: FUUUUUUUUCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

She's 32, visiting her folks. Her folks are old and won't let her out of the house at this late hour of the night. Anger has subsided. We have agreed to meet at an earlier more sensible time tomorrow so her dad doesn't freak out.

update 2: WHAT A GREAT JOKE!

She flaked out again. I actually believed her, all because my dick was thinking for me. Stupid fucking idiot.

Ryan
01-02-2012, 11:56 PM
I agreed with most of these too - am I a rapist? http://jezebel.com/5866602/can-you-tell-the-difference-between-a-mens-magazine-and-a-rapist

I must be too!

icklekitty
01-03-2012, 03:52 AM
T minus 10 minutes.

update: FUUUUUUUUCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

She's 32, visiting her folks. Her folks are old and won't let her out of the house at this late hour of the night. Anger has subsided. We have agreed to meet at an earlier more sensible time tomorrow so her dad doesn't freak out.


That's slightly bizarre, but if you're just looking to get laid I suppose it's nothing to really concern yourself with. I'm surprised someone on a dating site was happy to have the first date in a private home though!

cashpiles (closed)
01-03-2012, 04:04 AM
That's slightly bizarre, but if you're just looking to get laid I suppose it's nothing to really concern yourself with. I'm surprised someone on a dating site was happy to have the first date in a private home though!

Ya, that doesn't usually happen... I think I struck on a good flow because another one has agreed to come over on Saturday. lol 2012... possibly the last year of life as we know it.

update: and if I wasn't thinking with my dick and instead using reason as you were, I would have not have been in this situation again tonight. Holy shit. Holy SHIT.

aurelius
01-03-2012, 01:36 PM
Aww, thank you, but I think most of the credit belongs to her. All I did was help her to feel more comfortable exploring her own sexuality.
You, sir, are awesome. As someone who has typically found sex and sexuality fear-inducing, it's been incredible to find a boyfriend who, like you, has made it his mission to help me to a safe space where I can enjoy myself. It's so liberating and wonderful.

On a related note, I've finally found that giving blowjobs can be so damn fun.

halloween
01-03-2012, 08:27 PM
On a related note, I've finally found that giving blowjobs can be so damn fun.

Hell yeah! I love giving blowjobs, I get really into and can get extremely turned on because of it. Mmmm...now I'm fantasizing...

dominik
01-04-2012, 04:43 AM
giving blowjobs is awesome. but i think i need to get better. :P

icklekitty
01-04-2012, 06:58 AM
I still need a lot of practise.

dominik
01-04-2012, 12:38 PM
I still need a lot of practise.

we should find a "practise your blowjob skills" buddy!

Fixer808
01-06-2012, 04:24 PM
Woah, my van was a'rockin' last night. Felt like a teenager!

sublimaze
01-07-2012, 07:41 PM
I still need a lot of practise.

I'm pathetically out of practice.

jehuty
01-08-2012, 08:00 PM
I still need a lot of practise.I'm pathetically out of practice.

I'm going to let someone practize on me this weekend.

Fixer808
01-09-2012, 07:07 PM
Thursday can't get here fast enough.

slave2thewage
01-13-2012, 12:08 PM
My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

jehuty
01-13-2012, 12:22 PM
My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

That is simply beautiful.

Aaron
01-13-2012, 12:51 PM
My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
James Joyce: perhaps the greatest writer of love letters the world has ever, and will ever, see. I performed a few of his letters as a monologue once in high school. I didn't walk at graduation.

Fixer808
01-16-2012, 01:34 PM
Karaoke last night, then home for a vigorous session. That's how you end a weekend!

Dra508
01-16-2012, 02:11 PM
Karaoke last night, then home for a vigorous session. That's how you end a weekend!Yeah, but what did you sing?

Aaron
01-17-2012, 12:06 AM
Doggy-style with my current fuck buddy is a fucking (ha-ha) revelation. Seriously. It's the answer to all of life's problems.

Fixer808
01-17-2012, 06:32 PM
Yeah, but what did you sing?
Depeche Mode - Everything Counts
Muse - Starlight
NIN - Every Day is Exactly The Same
Modest Mouse - Float On
Iron Maiden - Run To The Hills

BAM.
;)

Fixer808
01-24-2012, 06:34 PM
Double post because fucking. With the back seats out of my van, it's actually pretty comfy back there! Feel like it needs some shag carpet and a disco ball, though... It's certainly going to need a carpet shampoo if this keeps happening!

Also, Dethklok is surprisingly good to bang to.

icklekitty
01-28-2012, 08:11 PM
Phone sex is way underrated.

Lunatica
01-28-2012, 08:15 PM
Doggy-style with my current fuck buddy is a fucking (ha-ha) revelation. Seriously. It's the answer to all of life's problems.

I was looking for this thread to say something about doggy style too, and how I want it nao. :(

anita
02-03-2012, 03:31 AM
Sometimes I miss sex, but I really don't like people so that creates quite a conundrum. So I just masturbate a lot.

aurelius
02-08-2012, 04:12 PM
Can anyone recommend an online store where I can buy single non-latex condoms? I'm hoping to buy an assortment and see what works. I have a sensitivity to latex, and my boyfriend is dealing with sensitivity/numbness related to MS.

Aaron
02-13-2012, 10:39 AM
Webcam-masturbating over skype is a surprisingly hot and satisfying way to deal with distance.

botley
02-13-2012, 01:33 PM
Webcam-masturbating over skype is a surprisingly hot and satisfying way to deal with distance.
I hoped we'd be able to get that going when I was in my last relationship but I never pushed for it. Wish I had, but it was difficult enough just being able to talk normally on the phone about what was going on.

Or maybe I just want to jerk off in peace.

konstantin
02-13-2012, 03:00 PM
Can anyone recommend an online store where I can buy single non-latex condoms? I'm hoping to buy an assortment and see what works. I have a sensitivity to latex, and my boyfriend is dealing with sensitivity/numbness related to MS.

www.amazon.com they have a surprising arsenal of sex related goodies and your search/purchasing history will not affect the recommendations on your home page.

dominik
02-19-2012, 07:54 AM
just saw this on reddit and i thought it'd be interesting to hear you guys opinion on this.

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pv8nn/an_honest_question_to_men_about_sex_please_leave/

icklekitty
02-23-2012, 02:39 AM
My nipples and my bum hurt so much today. Fucking subspace.

Beef of the Sea
03-06-2012, 04:55 PM
Dear ETS, I had butt sex last night and thought you should know.

Fixer808
03-06-2012, 07:21 PM
You went with the paper bag option, or was it someone else?

halloween
03-06-2012, 07:31 PM
Dear ETS, I had butt sex last night and thought you should know.

I think what we should know is if it was good/bad/gross/awesome! You know, so then people can reply and be like "no! it's not good/bad/gross/awesome, it's bad/good/awesome/gross!!"

Beef of the Sea
03-06-2012, 07:46 PM
I think what we should know is if it was good/bad/gross/awesome! You know, so then people can reply and be like "no! it's not good/bad/gross/awesome, it's bad/good/awesome/gross!!"

Well it was awkward, and a little bit painful, but I guess you get that on your first encounter. I think all up it was good, but am still undecided.


You went with the paper bag option, or was it someone else?

Hah, someone else thankfully.

Fixer808
03-06-2012, 07:53 PM
I think what we should know is if it was good/bad/gross/awesome!
Isn't it usually all of the above, if done correctly?

icklekitty
03-07-2012, 02:58 AM
Dear ETS, I had butt sex last night and thought you should know.

I wondered how long it would be before you fucked a guy.

Beef of the Sea
03-07-2012, 03:37 AM
I wondered how long it would be before you fucked a guy.

About the duration of a shitty long distance relationship apparently.

ibanez33
03-07-2012, 03:48 AM
Isn't it usually all of the above, if done correctly?

In my experience, it was bad, then good, then awesome, then gross, then in the shower.

playwithfire
03-07-2012, 04:49 AM
I never like hearing that anal hurts. Don't do it if it hurts, please.* Let your body adjust. That area is delicate.


*unless you want to, because, fuck it, it's your body.

Dra508
03-07-2012, 02:43 PM
I never like hearing that anal hurts. Don't do it if it hurts, please.* Let your body adjust. That area is delicate.


*unless you want to, because, fuck it, it's your body.I just can't wrap my head around it not hurting if your partner is one that needs lots of friction to get off. Too much, too fast yeah?

*I wondering when this thread would get to this topic again. ;)

Magtig
03-17-2012, 07:56 PM
Well, since we're talking about anal (again), I had a really awesome first this morning: I became a two-cocked monster, with the help of a strap-on, and fucked both holes at once! Hilarity and thunderous orgasms ensued.

Fixer808
03-18-2012, 05:38 PM
O_O
YOU sir, are a true hero!

JessicaSarahS
03-22-2012, 02:22 PM
just saw this on reddit and i thought it'd be interesting to hear you guys opinion on this.

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pv8nn/an_honest_question_to_men_about_sex_please_leave/

I agree. There are other enjoyable things in life besides sex. But at the same time, there are days where that is all I can think about. That usually happens when I make a lustful connection with someone where we both crave one another. Then I have to work it out of my system. But I don't (or I try not to) let my world revolve around sex. I don't go out all the time to try and get laid, and I don't dwell on it when I'm not getting it. But I do when it's within reach!

BlueCalx
03-28-2012, 08:49 PM
Well, since we're talking about anal (again), I had a really awesome first this morning: I became a two-cocked monster, with the help of a strap-on, and fucked both holes at once! Hilarity and thunderous orgasms ensued.

That's an awesome idea! Looks like my weekend plans are sorted!

AgentofChaos
03-29-2012, 04:33 PM
Magtig, just out of curiosity, was your cock in the pussy, or the asshole? I think I'd find it much more pleasurable and easy on my end to be in the pussy, and have the dildo in the ass, but I'd imagine it would be much more difficult physically have to dildo strapped below your cock rather than above, if even possible at all?

Fixer808
03-29-2012, 05:06 PM
lol logistics.

Magtig
03-30-2012, 01:10 AM
I gave some serious deliberation to the logistics of this endeavor before going in. I realized both holes would have to be prepared, or "fucked" if you will, individually before simultaneous penetration could occur. All the sudden foreplay went from kissy kissy to, first I'll fuck your pussy, then I'll fuck your ass. I believe this to be a minor revolution in coitus. When the prep work was done, I put the strap-on below my real cock, which I buried deep in her ass while she laid flat on her stomach. Like everything involving anal sex, a slow and gentle approach is required at first, followed by increased rigorousness.

This might sound nearly impossible to believe, but just before I was about to post this she emerged from the bathroom with pasties on and demanded a repeat performance. I am pleased to report it was even better the second time around, now it's scientific.

Mafu
03-30-2012, 10:42 AM
I had sex once. We settled out of court.

Merse
04-02-2012, 03:39 PM
I need to find a new source, all this talk about anal sex is killing me. I miss it. :(

ibanez33
04-05-2012, 05:50 AM
Since we're all still talking about anal I thought I'd drop this gem in here:

It's like, if the vagina is Disneyland, the anus is Knott's Berry Farm -- it's less prestigious and less popular, but it's really close and a lot of people claim it's more adult and the rides are better.

Lunatica
04-08-2012, 08:47 PM
I tried anal for the first time!


















... On him! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

icklekitty
04-09-2012, 04:25 AM
I'm so proud of you! <3


One of my own sexual firsts is on the cards for the end of this week. Trying not to get too excited!

icklekitty
05-04-2012, 05:17 AM
A man came inside me last night. First time in 5 years. God, I've missed that feeling.

Merse
05-10-2012, 11:39 PM
Dear ETS, I had butt sex last night and thought you should know.
I miss butt sex! (Well I miss all sex really)
I'm so jealous! It's been 3 months, I need to get busy getting busy. :(

Dra508
05-11-2012, 05:31 PM
Yes, yes, yes, yes, and yes.

dominik
05-13-2012, 05:05 AM
I got some last night!!!! Yeah!! :D :D :D

Hula
05-13-2012, 05:51 AM
giving blowjobs is awesome. but i think i need to get better. :P

The last time I gave head to a guy (loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time ago) I'm pretty sure I almost popped my jaw. Is there an actual technique to it or am I just too impatient? Gah.

NIN64
05-13-2012, 09:44 AM
Very recently my wife and I decided that although we are not trying to get pregnant we are no longer trying not to get pregnant. A.K.A. I forgot how great sex feels without a condom. . .;)

JessicaSarahS
05-18-2012, 01:20 AM
I think I found my sexual soul mate. Wow. It's very difficult to wear me out and he's done it each and every time so far. ;)

Now if I could just talk to him in between sessions...

botley
05-24-2012, 10:12 PM
Sex happened

sublimaze
06-09-2012, 11:00 PM
Got this cute little toy called the "we-vibe" the other day and tried it by myself, not bad, but gotta get lube before going all-on with my SO. And I am getting antsy.

icklekitty
06-10-2012, 06:30 AM
Those are really expensive here, but I've heard good things.



Stuff I've learnt/done recently:
I am polyamorous
Two men are currently working together to stretch my anal cavity. I can get a whole dildo in now, yay!
I've been taught to enema myself, deep throat, and improve my wanking technique
Vibrators - even Hitachis - do fuck all for me.
I've had a few threesomes including someone I refer to as "Daddy's slave"
I've been taken into the woods to be groped by strangers

It's been a busy month!

Fixer808
06-10-2012, 06:44 PM
Two men are currently working together to stretch my anal cavity.
I got a mental image of a small scaffold built around your ass, and a couple construction engineers examining a set of blueprints.

hellospaceboy
06-10-2012, 08:56 PM
My wife got about a half a dozen new corsets and gave me an improvised little fashion show... It ended well :)

Fixer808
07-13-2012, 04:42 PM
Heh, I miss that... Lady I was with lived in another town about an hour's drive away, and after we defiled my van one night and I was driving home, the whole van... Smelled like VICTORY.

Fixer808
07-14-2012, 02:33 PM
JELLY. Also, the girl I had van-times with was a squirter. Holy shit that was a turn-on, I was aiming her like a water gun before too long! XD

Fixer808
07-15-2012, 04:14 PM
AHAHAHAHAHA!!! Amazing.

Highly Psychological
07-17-2012, 07:34 PM
Threesomes are such a weird combination of unbelievable pleasure and severe awkwardness.

icklekitty
08-08-2012, 02:36 AM
Does anyone else get hangovers after sex, or is that just me? I woke up today wanting to wear sunglasses, listen to 60s lounge music and smoke a cigarette a la Patsy Stone (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patsy_Stone).

Dra508
08-08-2012, 07:39 AM
Does anyone else get hangovers after sex, or is that just me? I woke up today wanting to wear sunglasses, listen to 60s lounge music and smoke a cigarette a la Patsy Stone (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patsy_Stone).Yes, it's called dehydration. Keep water close by.

halloween
08-12-2012, 03:12 AM
I have a question about libidos! This requires a little backstory though, so I apologize!

So it's been a couple months that I've been pretty stressed out and worried about life things like jobs, moving, money, being off birth control so experiencing my own natural, full force pms....and well, I also have been in a pretty undefined intimate relationship with a friend which has been so new for me for several reasons, one of them being this is the third person I've had that mysterious "love" feeling for and well, but it feels like such a completely new dynamic [first the fact that he isn't LONG DISTANCE- I can just come over today?! what?! THAT'S POSSIBLE?!] and second of all he's a bit older than me which (I'm 22) sometimes makes me hyper self critical of how "young" I may appear to him (psychologically speaking), making me lose confidence in just being myself around this amazing person, who I've had really honest discussions about this fact already.

Long story short! I've hardly had any real sexual libido and it makes me worry but then again, I HEAR TALK that this "stress" and pms? can really be a bummer for sex drives? Anyone have feedback on this kind of experience? I've always felt like a fucking "18 year old boy" when it comes to my sex drive because I'd masturbate all the damn time, so feeling like a "22 year old woman" (as if that means something! "Everyone is different", I know, I know!) for me is new and a bit stressing in and of itself, because my male counterpart has such a libido, it gets intimidating almost haha.

icklekitty
08-12-2012, 08:29 AM
Well I think the stress and PMS thing is true, but not in the sense that it stops you getting turned on, more that it stops your mind landing on sex because it's elsewhere. I'm guessing if someone initiated sex with you, the cogs would still start to turn. It probably is a symptom of what's going on in your life for one reason or another; I know that there have been times where even if I've mentally scheduled in time to be sexy with myself that I'll in practice do other things and collapse into bed, thinking "I can't be bothered".

I can't really empathise with the older man thing, though. I'm in the same situation but I love being the idiot for a change!

halloween
08-12-2012, 12:51 PM
I still get turned on, but it doesn't seem to happen nearly as often/easily as I'd imagine it "should" (compared to my past experience), so then I get confused and then frustrated- which just increases the mental block. I think I'm just over-thinking things as they happen, sigh.

Sutekh
08-12-2012, 02:48 PM
stress = fight or flight response = body doesn't want to be caught off guard by environmental hazards, so you'll find it harder to relax, sleep, become aroused etc.

Magtig
08-15-2012, 11:14 PM
So I got home from a trip a couple days ago, and last night was the first time I was able to see my girlfriend. She dressed up really nice, and when a homeless guy saw her filling up her tank at the gas station he said, "You're way too pretty, you be careful out there tonight." Obviously, he thought she was a whore. My girlfriend was offended at first, but then said, "Wait, I look like a whore? AWESOME."

She told me this when she got to my place, after I fucked her brains out.

She also told me the same homeless guy caught some idiot smoking at the gas pump, and ran up to him and made him put out the cigarette before he blew the whole place up. I liked the idea of God as a drunken homeless man, driven to the brink of insanity by the senseless violent tragedy that is our "culture." So we made up a name for him, Wino Jesus. /awesome post coitus pillow (well, floor, really) talk

playwithfire
08-24-2012, 10:09 PM
Fuckin' angles, how do they work?

Use pillows.

playwithfire
08-29-2012, 12:14 AM
Accidental double post. :(

playwithfire
08-29-2012, 12:17 AM
This thread could use some romance. (nfsw)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU9W6oUjY5g

Fixer808
08-29-2012, 08:15 AM
Hah! Genius.

johnbron
08-31-2012, 02:10 AM
Not sure where this belongs so I'll post it here. I've just shaved my junk in preparation for my vasectomy tomorrow afternoon. I'm pretty excited to get this done and over with. Last call for baby johnbrons, ladies!

icklekitty
08-31-2012, 02:52 AM
Mother Earth and monogamous bareback partners thank you!

ibanez33
08-31-2012, 03:16 AM
Mother Earth and monogamous bareback partners thank you!

Fuck that, the world needs more johnbrons! one is not enough! Children are awful though.. hopefully cloning machines come about before he's past his prime.

Madmya
08-31-2012, 09:43 AM
Since procreating is our main function, I often wonder if people who decide to not procreate have reached the evolutionary edge. I.E. they've clocked the game of life.

Magtig
08-31-2012, 09:56 AM
Since procreating is our main function, I often wonder if people who decide to not procreate have reached the evolutionary edge. I.E. they've clocked the game of life.
Oh I've clocked my game of life alright.



But it clocks me right back, so...

Hula
08-31-2012, 01:54 PM
'I'll probably get sterilised at some point down the line.' 'Oh... Really?' Cue That Awkward Moment. Not that I don't want kids; I just really, really don't want to bear any of my own.

Seriously, though—congrats on deciding to take that big step, johnbron!

johnbron
09-01-2012, 06:15 AM
More tits. And ass. These are a few of my favorite things.

icklekitty
09-01-2012, 07:52 AM
Sounds like someone's meds are kicking in.


I have two partners yet I haven't had sex in two weeks. What the fuck is going onnnnn!

AgentofChaos
09-01-2012, 11:55 AM
Unexpected third base tonight. Considering my penis is out of commission and she knew it, this is quite nice.


Wait I'm confused. Isn't third base a blowjob? What's third then?


I always thought first was a kiss, second was feeling up/touching/boobs/humping, third was oral, home was sex.

If home as sex is the constant, and third isn't oral, where is oral on the base paths? Like the point of no return line after you round it? Blow jobs should have their own base as far as I'm concerned.

jessamineny
09-01-2012, 12:12 PM
Why does he have to be the receiver for oral sex to be unexpected and welcome?

marodi
09-01-2012, 12:16 PM
That baseball analogy thing needs more buttsecks as far as I'm concerned.

AgentofChaos
09-01-2012, 12:24 PM
Touché, jessaminery. My misogyny continues.

And yes, agreed. Home plate is also anal, Marodi. It's all about how you cross it though. Walk in standing up? A nice vaginal penetration. A slide in the dirt, well, speaks for itself.

allegro
09-01-2012, 12:24 PM
There needs to be a football analogy; that baseball one is too quick.

First Down.
Second Down.
Third Down, nope, wait,

First Down

johnbron
09-01-2012, 12:43 PM
I figured fingering was in the third base category. Yes/no?

allegro
09-01-2012, 01:02 PM
(that's what I thought, too)

orestes
09-01-2012, 01:30 PM
The whole baseball analogy needs to be thrown out the fucking window because it is so heteronormative.

AgentofChaos
09-01-2012, 05:11 PM
I would say fingering/hand job is like the rounding of second? The midway point between second and third? Doesn't get its own base, in my eyes anyways.


The whole baseball analogy needs to be thrown out the fucking window because it is so heteronormative.


I don't really see how. Kissing is gender/orientation neutral. As is heavy petting/taking shirts off. As is oral. As is sex, however you define it. Maybe you just don't like baseball, ever thought of that?

orestes
09-01-2012, 06:02 PM
Home base is considered p-in-v sex, which is stupid.

allegro
09-01-2012, 09:16 PM
The baseball analogy is pubescent (no offense, John Bron). We need to come right out and say "she gave me head."

orestes
09-01-2012, 09:37 PM
http://jezebel.com/5936964/blowjobs-why-cant-americans-be-more-like-the-french

johnbron
09-01-2012, 10:35 PM
The baseball analogy is pubescent (no offense, John Bron). We need to come right out and say "she gave me head."

None taken. I was very drunk and high and it was the first thing that came to mind. I agree that it's rather pathetic. :)

playwithfire
09-02-2012, 12:38 AM
Home base is considered p-in-v sex, which is stupid.


http://jezebel.com/5936964/blowjobs-why-cant-americans-be-more-like-the-french

THIS. SHIT. RIGHT. HERE.


caps

icklekitty
09-02-2012, 05:33 AM
I don't understand sports :(

ltrandazzo
09-03-2012, 05:33 PM
Nope. Gonna disagree with the baseball diamond being heteronormative (which my browser just red-underlined so that word is SO fake *puts the pig-headed hat on*). You can apply the baseball diamond to hetero, homo, etc. terms and have it still make sense. For me, and I'm just saying me here, I would consider home base for guys to be penis-in-butt and for women, scissoring or use of strap-ons.

Also, baseball is fucking awesome.

http://bagdragger.com/files/2012/02/18-david-freese-the-mlb-playoffs-are-all-about-random-guys-going-on-hot-streaks-freeses-came-in-game-6-of-the-world-series-when-he-hit-a-game-tying-triple-and-a-walkoff-hr.jpg

Frozen Beach
09-03-2012, 08:23 PM
I'm about to turn 21. Someone needs to take my innocence and make me a dirty boy.

theimage13
09-03-2012, 09:01 PM
I'm about to turn 21. Someone needs to take my innocence and make me a dirty boy.

Eh. Some of us had to wait longer than that. You'll be fine.

playwithfire
09-03-2012, 09:12 PM
Nope. Gonna disagree with the baseball diamond being heteronormative (which my browser just red-underlined so that word is SO fake *puts the pig-headed hat on*). You can apply the baseball diamond to hetero, homo, etc. terms and have it still make sense. For me, and I'm just saying me here, I would consider home base for guys to be penis-in-butt and for women, scissoring or use of strap-ons.

Well, I don't know what the perspective of other people is with this one... but I definitely don't consider scissoring to be a more complete sex act than oral or fingering or something. I think to put it at 4th base implies that it's a further progression with sex... so that doesn't work for me. And I won't really address the strap on thing because you also mentioned scissoring, so strap-ons being the sole 4th base thing would be heteronormative.

Also, would dry humping (without clothes) be 4th base if it's a man and a woman?

ltrandazzo
09-03-2012, 09:30 PM
Scissoring is not dry humping. Both sexual organs are in full contact with each other which is what the original home run (there is not 4th base... clearly you're not a golfer) is based on. It's expanding and evolving the original term, thus keeping the original 1st-2nd-3rd-home lingo intact.

playwithfire
09-03-2012, 09:32 PM
nevermind

ltrandazzo
09-03-2012, 09:34 PM
It's rounding third into home, which if you round up, would be touching home.

playwithfire
09-03-2012, 09:35 PM
Whatevs, keep your sports, sir. Figures that sports metaphors wouldn't work for me with sex. Also, I still think it's heteronormative but I guess we can have a conflicting opinion. I GUESS.

orestes
09-03-2012, 09:39 PM
Someone present a string theory analogy to sex and we're good!

Magtig
09-03-2012, 09:51 PM
Someone present a string theory analogy to sex and we're good!
Hmm... this would mean my penis could be in more than one hole at the same time, and I can be a dirty butt fucker/ee in seven more dimensions than we can currently detect. Poon entanglement.

This has [infinite] potential.

ltrandazzo
09-03-2012, 09:53 PM
So you see? The original baseball theme has given birth to various other themes that can be applied.

Now it's time to head back to the "not getting any" thread.

You're welcome, ETS.

Frozen Beach
09-03-2012, 10:18 PM
Eh. Some of us had to wait longer than that. You'll be fine.
Sure, I'm fine without it for a while, but I'd rather be fine and sweaty with a Woman by my side when I'm in bed.

themethatyouknow
09-04-2012, 02:11 AM
All I have to say about this is that anyone who refers to home as a "base" instead of a "plate", isn't getting there with me : )

playwithfire
09-04-2012, 02:27 AM
Sports.

http://i54.tinypic.com/124y0dg.gif

icklekitty
09-04-2012, 03:10 AM
Scissoring is not dry humping. Both sexual organs are in full contact with each other which is what the original home run (there is not 4th base... clearly you're not a golfer) is based on. It's expanding and evolving the original term, thus keeping the original 1st-2nd-3rd-home lingo intact.

I don't know about you, Tony, but I feel jack shit when I scissor. Give me a few big, fat fingers any day!

orestes
09-04-2012, 05:07 PM
Last time I was aware, Tony doesn't have a vagina. :p

playwithfire
09-08-2012, 07:17 AM
Arghhhhhhhffffuuuuuu. I tried using pillows and everything, still no success. It's like like our hips are too far apart and there's thighs and legs in the way.

You have this issue when you're facing each other? From what positions?

playwithfire
09-08-2012, 09:03 AM
nevermind

Fixer808
09-08-2012, 09:07 AM
Or put her on top?

botley
09-12-2012, 05:05 AM
I love tittyfucking

REPLICA
09-14-2012, 09:47 PM
I couldn't decide where to put this since, at this moment, I'm drunk. I didn't know if the Relationship thread, the Fucking thread, or the Drunk Tank would be acceptable for this... So... I chose this one.

Anyway... Yesterday was a downer for me... My girlfriend (on and off since last January) told me that I couldn't get her to orgasm... This really hurt me, after all the things I tried to do and all the advice I took from her, I still wasnt able to get her off... Needless to say, I was hurt. She just says that she has a hard time concentrating on orgasming. I understand it takes a certain mindset to come, but still, I have been trying my hardest (no pun intended) for a long time.

I play with her clit, I lick her up and down, finger her, and try various positions... But she still doesn't come...

P.S. Like I said, I didn't know if I should post this here because (at this moment) I don't know if this counts as a Relationship thread deal or a Fucking thread post. ... Or yes, the Drunk Tank post.

ltrandazzo
09-14-2012, 10:38 PM
Yeah, that sounds like a fucking problem.

REPLICA
09-14-2012, 11:19 PM
Yeah, that sounds like a fucking problem.

Ohh... Lt. ... You made my night a whole lot better! - No sarcasm intended/implied.

EDIT: You're avatar was perfect when I read this too.

Hula
09-17-2012, 05:50 AM
REPLICA, I wouldn't worry too much. I mean for starters it's good that she's not faking orgasms, right? She feels comfortable enough to be honest with you... which is a pretty big deal. I, for one, tend to feel more like it's my fault if I don't get off when I'm with someone else. The constant worry that I'm not going to come tends to contribute to the whole not-coming thing.

I think some female-bodied people (yeah, inclusivity!) just have a difficult time of it in general. Even when I'm solo I have to do things in a set number of steps or I'll throw off my rhythm and wind up turned off. For some people it's nigh on impossible to come, and the general view that orgasm is the only point to sex (I'm not saying you feel that way but society certainly seems to) often makes things worse. Where I'm at right now, I'm perfectly happy if I don't come because the sex itself is great. Sure, it's awesome when I come, but I'm not disappointed when I don't unless we wind up obsessing over it to the point that neither of us will be cool with it if I don't come.

Ask her if she could maybe bring some solo stuff into the mix when you're together. If she likes it when you put your fingers inside her, maybe you can do that with a slow in-and-out motion to replicate penetration while she touches herself? If not, there are penetrative positions you two can try that will allow her to touch herself. It might seem like a cop-out if you feel like you're not actually the one getting her off, but that feeling of satisfaction when you both work to get her off is pretty awesome in itself.

icklekitty
09-17-2012, 06:12 AM
With one of my partners, I have never come. Sometimes he doesn't even go near my genitals. Yet it's some of the best sex I've ever had. Consider that.

Nyx
09-17-2012, 09:16 AM
Yeah, once you make orgasming a task, it can take all the fun out of sex, both people feel pressured and then disappointed.
On the technical side, as weird as it may sound, it may not be all about variety of technique. Personally, if a guy does all kinds of different stuff to me, I probably won't be able to come. It may feel really nice but it won't get me to finish. The key is repetition and steady rhythm, no pauses, for as long as it takes. 5, 15, 25 minutes. It may be a bit boring for the guy, but I can't come otherwise and I know lots of women who are the same. Variety is nice and all, but if the guy changes pace or decides to get creative, it kinda breaks the rhythm and you wind up back at the beginning. I'm talking about oral and/or fingering here, coming during intercourse is a level I have not unlocked yet :P

Dra508
09-17-2012, 12:37 PM
The key is repetition and steady rhythm, no pauses, for as long as it takes. 5, 15, 25 minutes. It may be a bit boring for the guy, but I can't come otherwise and I know lots of women who are the same. Variety is nice and all, but if the guy changes pace or decides to get creative, it kinda breaks the rhythm and you wind up back at the beginning. I'm talking about oral and/or fingering here, coming during intercourse is a level I have not unlocked yet :PI agree, but if you are getting steady repetition in the wrong spot or even a millimeter off to the left, it's just feels like incessant rubbing. Perhaps he's jumping on the genitalia too fast. Half of it is in the head. Just the thought of you going near a part of me makes me excited sometimes. Once you get that right spot, the repetition does get one off pretty fast IMHO. You know the spot when she says "uh, right there" or just starts moving her hips a bit more.

Ok, now I'm horny.


VVVVVVV Fer real

sentient02970
09-17-2012, 02:11 PM
I need to learn by now NOT to read anything in this thread on a work day.

playwithfire
09-18-2012, 06:53 PM
nevermind

GoodSoldier333
09-18-2012, 07:32 PM
Just the thought of you going near a part of me makes me excited sometimes.

Heck, sometimes WE get turned on just from you looking at it. Forget touching.

Magtig
09-20-2012, 11:48 AM
I think a lot of people fall into that trap of trying to do too much too fast. Our entire "culture" operates that way, and it breeds impatience. One thing that hasn't been mentioned is maintaining sexual tension.

I met a women once who made me work a long time before she would let me fuck her, and it wasn't repetitive and frustrating (fine line there). She'd let me do just enough to keep me aroused and wanting more, but would swat my hands away when I went too far too fast. Very gradually she'd let me do more, like putting my hands under her panties. True to form, however, she'd stop me if I tried to finger her right away. Basically it was very drawn out foreplay, but done very skillfully so both parties maintained interest. By the time we got to oral sex it was really easy to make her cum. In fact, I don't cum all that easily sometimes, but by the time we got to actual penetration I came without any problems.

Obviously this has to be calibrated to your own tastes, maybe you prefer penetration to last longer etc, but she taught me how amazing tension alone can be. It's also a lesson I have to keep learning, because I keep getting too impatient. Putting the time in is definitely worth it.

icklekitty
09-21-2012, 05:06 AM
If the old Fucking thread were still alive this whole thing would make a great coffee table book.

Fixer808
09-21-2012, 06:41 AM
Wayback Machine.

slave2thewage
09-21-2012, 06:59 AM
And all it took to meet men was queueing overnight for Lady Gaga.

Dra508
09-21-2012, 12:17 PM
If the old Fucking thread were still alive this whole thing would make a great coffee table book.I'm thinking up the table of contents now:

Chapter 1: Anal
Chapter 2: Help me, I can't get my friend off
Chapter 3: Last night I......Living vicariously thru magtig
Chapter 4: Tales of pussy - the life of johnbron
Chapter 5: Toyland - I used to work in a sex shop so ask me what's best
Chapter 6: Things to do in the woods

This could be a series....

slave2thewage
09-22-2012, 12:32 PM
Needs moar chainer tbh.

ibanez33
10-09-2012, 04:05 AM
Needs moar chainer tbh.

Chapter 2b: Help me, I can't get my friend off (without him knowing about it).

also

Chapter 7: ETS fan-fiction, written by TheBecoming after 8 drinks.

Big Fat Matt
10-11-2012, 05:32 PM
broke my 3 month drought a few weeks ago with the girl who took my v-card (and vice verse) back when we were 14. how we met again is really fucked up.

goddamn i forgot how awesome sex with her is/was. i also forgot how strong she is too.

Fixer808
10-15-2012, 04:43 AM
My face smells like vagina. Hooked up with a 21 year old. I fucking LOVE karaoke!

Pillfred
10-15-2012, 01:15 PM
My face smells like vagina. Hooked up with a 21 year old. I fucking LOVE karaoke!
Karaoke loves your face!

Fixer808
10-17-2012, 08:33 AM
Looks like she wants another shot at the title.

Big Fat Matt
10-17-2012, 04:26 PM
just got my ass kicked for about 3 hours. i actually have bruises and cuts. happy BFM is happy.

Christo
10-17-2012, 06:47 PM
With one of my partners, I have never come. Sometimes he doesn't even go near my genitals. Yet it's some of the best sex I've ever had. Consider that.
I can echo that statement. I actually find it harder to come with people I genuinely like and am really attracted to - probably because then sex isn't solely a physical act like it can be with people you're not really into/one night stands.

halloween
10-19-2012, 11:36 AM
It makes me happy that I've introduced the joy of blow jobs to someone- I told him that it helps when you have genuine intimacy and connection first. His previous experiences were weird situations which made him feel gross about it. Mmmm...I get to see him next week and I've just been thinking about treating him to some more.

Fixer808
10-26-2012, 09:11 PM
Dropped by that girl's place today (saw her at karaoke last night) and ended up eating her out twice. Cured her hangover right quick! And with her roommate in the next room. Hah!

Fixer808
10-26-2012, 11:17 PM
What dark magic is that?!

thefragile_jake
10-30-2012, 10:12 PM
I've been talking to this girl for about a month or so ago, she's nice and is currently going to the same university I graduated from last spring. We ended up fooling around Sunday night with intentions of me coming over to just have sex (we sexted a couple nights before)...but I completely forgot a condom and I eventually found out she wasn't on birth control. I had no idea so many girls 21 and such weren't on the pill.

Anywho, we end up making out and everything and she jerked me off and I fingered her...no sex of anything but she really knew how to work her body on me and her licking/sucking my finger was so hot it made me cum a second time instantly. I really don't see much of a relationship with this girl and to be honest when I was laying with her afterwards it didn't seem like we had much to talk about...or at least she didn't...I felt like a fuckin' motorboat talking to this chick. Yet I really wish I could just find someone that I love fucking that I also just love being around. One of the things I remember all the time posting in the old ETS was how my first real girlfriend and I only had sex EIGHT times in TWO years and how it drove me insane...and right after her was a girl I was incredibly in love with, and how I beat that record within the first week with. We split in the fall of 2009 and it was really hard to get over her...still kind of is because of how much great sex we had, she was my best friend at times and how attracted I was to her.

Hopefully I can find that again...but until then, guess I'll just have fun.

Nyx
10-30-2012, 10:48 PM
I had no idea so many girls 21 and such weren't on the pill.
Huh?

10char

thefragile_jake
10-30-2012, 10:55 PM
Huh?

10char

Allow me to reference any possible ignorance, it just seems that a majority of my friends who are girls went on birth control at a young age...so far two girls that I have known and have been with weren't on any planned pregnancy...it's just something I thought most people were taking. Excuse any assumptions though.

halloween
10-31-2012, 02:11 AM
Allow me to reference any possible ignorance, it just seems that a majority of my friends who are girls went on birth control at a young age...so far two girls that I have known and have been with weren't on any planned pregnancy...it's just something I thought most people were taking. Excuse any assumptions though.

Yeah, it's a bad idea to just assume that kind of thing. I have a tendency to be on the pill when I'm seeing someone on a serious basis. The current person I'm seeing though (long distance....what else is new) it's been so unlikely for him to accidentally come inside me (...you may think that strange, but trust me) that I haven't bothered going back on it. I really want to get a non hormonal form of birth control...

IN OTHER NEWS. I've been having some stellar orgasms recently, siiiiigh...

Fixer808
10-31-2012, 03:35 AM
Always wrap it up.

jessamineny
10-31-2012, 06:52 AM
Allow me to reference any possible ignorance, it just seems that a majority of my friends who are girls went on birth control at a young age...so far two girls that I have known and have been with weren't on any planned pregnancy...it's just something I thought most people were taking. Excuse any assumptions though.

Your planned contraception, barring vasectomy, would be condoms. Yet you "completely forgot" to bring any, on a planned hookup. Excuse any assumptions of mine.

thefragile_jake
10-31-2012, 07:12 AM
Your planned contraception, barring vasectomy, would be condoms. Yet you "completely forgot" to bring any, on a planned hookup. Excuse any assumptions of mine.

Considering I just accidentally forgot them, no worries. Assumptions forgiven.

icklekitty
10-31-2012, 04:48 PM
Yeah, I've been on the pill since I was 14, but still with new partners no glove, no love.

Dra508
10-31-2012, 07:46 PM
I find it so funny that this thread as evolved into a contraception thread. I'm with icklekitty -if you are young and "hooking" up regularly then you should cover for the protection against STD as well as control the human population.

For Jake, you may not know this but some women take the pill for reasons other than pregnancy prevention: acne, hormone imbalance, ovarian cysts etc.

And in most shocking to me new: there are people out there that are morally against birth control - in the 21st century! Blew my mind.

miss k bee
10-31-2012, 08:27 PM
Less than 24 hours till I finally gets some after like ages..

miss k bee
11-04-2012, 12:52 PM
Thighs still sore from Thursday night Friday morning. Need to take up yoga!

perch
11-04-2012, 01:39 PM
..no glove, no love.This.
I remember me and my ex were spending a wonderful late night time in her car. I was so caught up in the heat of the moment that I stopped myself right before I went into her and said "Shit, I ain't got condoms, are you on pills or anything?" "No, I hate them, why?" *awkward second or two followed by the manual and oral interventions.
Later after we broke up and during one of our friends-only coffee dates this topic popped up, her reaction was "So? We'd have a baby, what's awful about that?". Are you fucking kidding me? Both students and unemployed, her coming from religious environment and none of us ready to be parents. No. Just.. no.
I love (rubberles) sex and I know I can be an impatient hothead sometimes but - have kids when time is right. Without any protection "It's not mine", "Abort it" and so on won't work unless one wants that part of their life to roll out like an episode of Maury Show.

halloween
11-04-2012, 02:12 PM
V you have a point V

botley
11-04-2012, 02:15 PM
If you're fuckin' bareback, just assume that his sperm's going into your vagina, whether he comes inside it or not. That's how our (fertile) dicks work, they leak shitty sperm everywhere. Not sorry

hobochic
11-06-2012, 06:08 PM
So yesterday I registered to this swedish dating site and have already booked 3 dates with what appears to be hot chicks. What the hell have I been waiting for? Disappointment?

To be continued...

konstantin
11-06-2012, 07:29 PM
i had no idea straight people used the term bareback

allegro
11-06-2012, 07:30 PM
They didn't until they stole it from gay people.



(Edit: just remembered that my 74-year-old mother told me the other day that her same-age sister-in-law meets guys online and does "bareback." But my mom volunteered at an AIDS awareness center for two years. The time she told me about dental dams was priceless.)

konstantin
11-06-2012, 08:05 PM
They didn't until they stole it from gay people.



(Edit: just remembered that my 74-year-old mother told me the other day that her same-age sister-in-law meets guys online and does "bareback." But my mom volunteered at an AIDS awareness center for two years. The time she told me about dental dams was priceless.)
hahahaha. i still remember the first time i did STD testing in the US 10 years ago and they had these brochures encouraging rimming enthusiasts to use saran wrap... i immediately questioned my choice for coming to the US. then i went to the (sanitized) bars and it all made sense.

halloween
11-06-2012, 09:00 PM
I remember learning all about dental damns in 7th grade sex ed, they put both the girls and boys in the same room during that...fun times!

icklekitty
11-07-2012, 02:52 AM
Do dental dams prevent against non-bloodbourne stuff too? I don't really know much about them.

Saran wrap is a new one too! I do my fair share of rimming, but with people I don't need barrier contraception with, so I suppose that's moot.

playwithfire
11-07-2012, 09:35 AM
nevermind

icklekitty
11-07-2012, 11:02 AM
I've just watched this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmMdthLXbPc

I was picturing something that was more like a retainer. It's hard to imagine this being effectively pleasurable as I imagine tongue/teeth/suction not working so well when there's a layer of latex loosely placed over something with intricate folds and crevices. I fully understand the "no loss of sensation" when it's over an erect penis, because it's taut over the form of the penis, but this doesn't seem to translate. There is the advantage of not getting lady drippings all over my chin, I suppose, but I really like to get my bits and pieces all up inside their bits and pieces.

*edit* OH. http://www.manhub.com/watch/26962/licking-a-nice-ass-using-dental-dam/ (NSFW). If you want something done properly, get a gay in.

Highly Psychological
11-09-2012, 08:43 PM
I met a guy who was a bit hot, the other day works for the government does something really dull for Westminster like tax or finance i was not really listening, he seemed a bit boring and timid at first during a sort of date, but we went back to his place he had enough toys and equipment to resemble a sex dungeon. I love surprises, Most of it was funny however one thing he did was really odd, he licked my shoes that i have had for a few months, there are a lot of people into shoes/boots, but licking shoes that i have wandered around the streets in, bit weird?... anyway most of it was so good i left his place totally shellshocked, could not hold my cigarette!!

Fixer808
11-09-2012, 09:03 PM
Cut the end off a condom and then cut it in half. Ta da!
You're Sex MacGuyver!!

Also, I've never used a dental dam, except for a few times when I was getting cavities filled (unfortunately not a double entendre...), and then it was really the dentist who was using it on ME.

Huh... I'm gonna go find some porn now of a hot lady dentist...

aurelius
11-26-2012, 12:46 AM
The boyfriend and I have plenty of awesome sex, but penis in vagina sex is not as common in our repertoire due to his health concerns. We finally got our angles all set in doggie style. Holy fuck is it amazing. I've never had such a fantastic sex coma either. I thought our sex life was great before; it just got a lot more awesome.

frankie teardrop
11-26-2012, 10:36 AM
DENTAL DAM!

(lisa needs braces)

Dra508
11-26-2012, 03:39 PM
We finally got our angles all set in doggie style. Holy fuck is it amazing. I've never had such a fantastic sex coma either. I thought our sex life was great before; it just got a lot more awesome.ARGH, I've been looking for that fucking angle for years. HELP!

aurelius
11-27-2012, 12:53 AM
ARGH, I've been looking for that fucking angle for years. HELP!
Not sure if you're actually asking for help, but just in case here goes: we'd tried with him standing at the edge of the bed. No dice. We'd tried with me on all fours with him kneeling behind me. No dice. After trying variations of that here's what DID work: the "leapfrog" version of doggie style (says Wikipedia). Instead of keeping myself/my torso horizontal, I kept my shoulders and torso as low as possible. I basically knelt on the bed, then leaned over keeping my legs at a tight right angle. Without leaning forward much, and while keeping my butt and hips in the same position I lowered my upper body as far down as possible. Then my boyfriend spread my legs and hips pretty wide and positioned himself behind. Worked like a charm.

icklekitty
11-27-2012, 03:05 AM
That's my favourite position too. It was discovered pretty instinctively with us, but when we move into that position these days I know it's cum time!

Dra508
11-27-2012, 08:37 AM
Not sure if you're actually asking for help, but just in case here goes: we'd tried with him standing at the edge of the bed. No dice. We'd tried with me on all fours with him kneeling behind me. No dice. After trying variations of that here's what DID work: the "leapfrog" version of doggie style (says Wikipedia). Instead of keeping myself/my torso horizontal, I kept my shoulders and torso as low as possible. I basically knelt on the bed, then leaned over keeping my legs at a tight right angle. Without leaning forward much, and while keeping my butt and hips in the same position I lowered my upper body as far down as possible. Then my boyfriend spread my legs and hips pretty wide and positioned himself behind. Worked like a charm.I was totally asking for advice. I found my g-spot (yes dam it there is one) only a couple of years ago and am now determined to get this behind thing right, I just can't get the angle.

If I read your description correctly, I'm sure there is a pic or drawing of it somewhere on the interweb, your chest is pretty much on the bed, but your legs (femur) is right at 90 degrees?

Fixer808
11-27-2012, 09:33 AM
Get one o' them right-triangle shaped sex-pillows. That may sort you out!

And of COURSE there's a g-spot, it's just that not everybody knows where to look for it! [/bragging]

icklekitty
11-27-2012, 11:35 AM
This is a good example (he's lifted her head up here) - not only for the position but also because she has good taste in hello kitty tattoos: http://yoursexythong.com/files/2008/05/alexis-amore-fucked-doggy-style-in-a-ping-thong-300x225.jpg (NSFW obv.)

Also: http://cdn2.pornstarblognetwork.com/club-rachelstarr.com/public_html//wp-content/uploads/2009/10/0821.jpg

Not entirely dissimilar: http://www.menshealth.com/sexpositionmaster/sex-positions/downwarddog.html


*edit* Dra - use a dildo on yourself from behind, varying the angles and amount you're bending over (you can do it lying on your side if you're feeling lazy) to practise and find the perfect position for you.

aurelius
11-27-2012, 04:55 PM
http://cdn2.pornstarblognetwork.com/club-rachelstarr.com/public_html//wp-content/uploads/2009/10/0821.jpg

That seems about right! I keep my head, shoulders and torso down on the bed. It looks like she isn't really stretching forward, and neither do I. I hope that helps! It works SO well for me. I hope it works for you, Dra!

the duder
11-27-2012, 08:05 PM
So, had some incredible sex with the lady friend over the holiday. Caught myself day dreaming about it at work today, in particular a bathroom session while her parents were home. Very, very good shit.

Anyway, this may be more apropos in the random general questions thread, but it fits here too. Since she's currently living in Florida, and I'm in NY, it is obviously tough on the sex end of the relationship. I am thinking of getting her a dildo or something for Christmas. Specifically, would it be possible for me to make one of my own member for her?

jessamineny
11-27-2012, 08:13 PM
Cast your cock (http://www.createamate.com/products/createamate-the-ultimate-penis-casting-system.html)

Fixer808
11-28-2012, 07:53 AM
Cast your cock (http://www.createamate.com/products/createamate-the-ultimate-penis-casting-system.html)

Just in time for the holidays! I know it's for silicone or latex or whatever, but I wonder if you could re-use the cast to make dick candles...

the duder
11-28-2012, 05:32 PM
Awesome!! You guys rule! Definitely going to look into this. Anyone have any experience with this?

botley
12-07-2012, 09:12 AM
Been WAYYY too busy lately to go out & find a fuckbuddy. Hopefully, that will change this weekend. If I could order hookers in to my house like I do take-out, I would. There'd be condom wrappers strewn all over my furniture next to the styrofoam clamshells and plastic forks.

icklekitty
12-07-2012, 12:01 PM
Two firsts today: sex with a guy with a heavily pierced cock (oral was interesting and vag was AMAZING), and, uh, that wasn't bad for two hours' work ;)

the duder
12-07-2012, 12:06 PM
Defintely been jonse-ing for some sexy-time with the girlfriend. With that being said, and figuring she's in the same boat, I bought this (http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&frm=1&source=web&cd=3&cad=rja&sqi=2&ved=0CEwQFjAC&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.spencersonline.com%2Fproduct% 2Fclone-your-guy%2F&ei=5S_CULqNDIu50QHv5YH4Bw&usg=AFQjCNFr1psQ9sPNDWjqdA70EimKy2QtBA) from Spencers.

Really hoping that it works out to be the "gift that keeps on giving"...

playwithfire
12-07-2012, 02:48 PM
Two firsts today: sex with a guy with a heavily pierced cock (oral was interesting and vag was AMAZING), and, uh, that wasn't bad for two hours' work ;)
As someone with an IUD, I feel like this could potentially be disastrous for me. :(

Fixer808
12-07-2012, 03:28 PM
As someone with an IUD, I feel like this could potentially be disastrous for me. :(
http://ilwucanada.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/fishing.jpg

Anyway, Christmas party tomorrow night. I'ma get mah drink on and try and get some action!

icklekitty
12-07-2012, 04:48 PM
As someone with an IUD, I feel like this could potentially be disastrous for me. :(

I guess it depends on where they're pierced.

slave2thewage
12-07-2012, 08:37 PM
Genital piercings freak the hell out of me. On the other hand, oral involving a tongue piercing is THE BEST.

Kid Charlemagne
12-09-2012, 10:38 AM
I felt like I was in high school all over again last night. Moderate drinking, me vomiting, Robocop on in the background, and me laying the pipe. God bless the holidays and each and every one of you.

botley
12-16-2012, 07:02 PM
After watching her dance around with Mick Jagger in seven-inch heels and a pinstriped catsuit with incredible cleavage hanging out last night, I pretty badly want to fuck Lady Gaga. Will start lifting weights and hanging around in downtown New York City until this happens.

Pillfred
12-17-2012, 09:28 AM
Early morning sex mere minutes after being awake is becoming my new favorite way to start the day.

Dra508
12-18-2012, 02:01 PM
Early morning sex mere minutes after being awake is becoming my new favorite way to start the day.

Amen to that.

Magtig
12-30-2012, 11:40 AM
I was driving back to California while listening to American Gods on audiobook by Neil Gaimen yesterday. Well, the 2nd sex scene of the book hit (I think he was fucking a lizard disguised as a human, but whatever it was hott) just as I was descending into a winding canyon at night. So right then and there I whipped it out and started some furious fapping. I don't know if it was the danger of jacking while driving or the unusual nature of the whole situation, but it was literally a screaming orgasm.

I do not recommend you try this, it was actually pretty stupid. :D

orestes
12-30-2012, 05:09 PM
Ha ha at least you would have died happy.