The Australian Thread

[Christo]

Hey NAABS.

Because obviously we all know this is the most important thread.

[Beef of the Sea]

Hey NAABS.

Because obviously we all know this is the most important thread.

It makes me happy that you have your priorities straight, ETS first, trip later.

[perch]

Dingow eight yo baybay. That's all.

[naut]

I missed you cunts.

Well maybe I lied.

[Ryan]

I want to be on the first page too.

[icklekitty]

I am currently rubbing my face on the screen.

[halloween]

/me whips out her "lulz cru#" necklace

[slave2thewage]

Ten characters means no more "lulz" posts :(.

[naut]

I got really cunting drunk yesterday.

[Fixer808]

You cunts are alright.

[naut]

Coasties? You mean Schoolies?

[Beef of the Sea]

Tim Tams are pretty fucking boss, in case the world forgot.

[hughman]

I'm back... its on.. OH...its on.

[iamanexit]

I'm actually not from Australia, but I learned from an Australian the word wranger and that makes me super excited! Ginger gets boring after a while.
Anyways, yeah. That's all. Carry on...

[Mafu]

http://killacooks.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/img_4508a.jpg

END COMMUNICATION

[Mafu]

You're going to have to trust me on this one .. that IS a MFOB.

END COMMUNICATION

[Beef of the Sea]

I'm actually not from Australia, but I learned from an Australian the word wranger and that makes me super excited! Ginger gets boring after a while.
Anyways, yeah. That's all. Carry on...

Locally it's spelt "Ranga" but pronounced "Wrang-gah"

[Timinator]

I have been in this fine country for two years now. You cunts are alright.

[schteph]

Reporting in from France c'est bon!

[naut]

i have been in this fine country for two years now. You cunts are alright.

this..............!

[iamanexit]

Locally it's spelt "Ranga" but pronounced "Wrang-gah"
Oh man, she spelled it wranger over IM. But definitely emphasizes the GAH in person. Anyways, extremely good to know.

[icklekitty]

Oh man, she spelled it wranger over IM. But definitely emphasizes the GAH in person. Anyways, extremely good to know.

IMO that means she should have her citizenship revoked. And that citizenship should be given to me.

[Lutz]

I get to be Lutz without an underscore because there is no other Lutz now.

[Beef of the Sea]

ETS has yet to attract the 30 Rock / NIN appreciation people, so maybe there will be a _lutz or lutz_ yet.


IMO that means she should have her citizenship revoked. And that citizenship should be given to me.

Yes plz.

[Lutz]

If Megan gets in fast she can be "sickwithpurity".

[naut]

That would mean Megan would have to actually use a computer.

[icklekitty]

Where the fuck IS Megan these days?

[Beef of the Sea]

The outside world is over-rated, it's true I've been there a few times.

I mean it was ok.

[schteph]

I'm going to spend so much time with my PS3 this summer

[Beef of the Sea]

I've already been shut it with quality video games and books for the last few months, next year isn't looking much different. Hell, I can't even remember the last live show I went to see.
I probably need a GF...

[naut]

What are you cunts doing for Christmas and stuff?

[Beef of the Sea]

Flanging and stuff

[Timinator]

I'm off to Manyana (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manyana,_New_South_Wales) for five nights. Doing nothin' but relaxin'.

[Lutz]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v639/d_g_m/143.jpg

[Krazy]

I've got nothing to add to this thread other than:

a) First post- checking to see if this shit is working.

b) My car is from Australia- '06 GTO (yay fucking me!!!)

[naut]

First post of 2012

[schteph]

no1currrrr!

[slave2thewage]

I miss my random Aussie lesbian friend. We sang Dolores O'Riordan songs in a taxi and they made me vom on VB. GOOD TIMES.

[Beef of the Sea]

I came here to post something important but can't remember what, so fucking vegimite and cunts.

[Fixer808]

DON'T FORGET FOSTER'S and Rooney's lack of pants.

[Beef of the Sea]

Oh god, Rooney, the man and the legend.

[schteph]

What's everyone doing on Invasion Day?

I'll probably drink goon with my one quarter abo mate.

[Beef of the Sea]

Think I'll get together with friends and be racist.

[Beef of the Sea]

'STRAYA DAY

Get the fuck out of my country, it's full.

Scratch my Holden, I'll glass you, poof.


http://youtu.be/F4AchHTN-XQ

[Timinator]

I believe I will try to stop some boats.

[Christo]

Fucked an Aussie tonight. Thought you'd be proud.

[Beef of the Sea]

What cunts, I think Kevin should Ninja assassinate Bob Katter and take of the Australian party and make it not batshit crazy.
Wasn't a fan of the guy when he ousted old Johnnie, but I think he's come a long way in the last few years to come up against this bullshit.
Power to him.

PS: I am in the outback, it's raining, and I'm flooded in when I have a flight tomorrow. Le sigh.

[Beef of the Sea]

"BYEAUHAOAH?!"

I'm just putting this here for posterity, in case we all forget.

[Beef of the Sea]

To be fair, I've got no fucking idea how you'd even pronounce that.

[Fixer808]

http://tonova.typepad.com/thesuddencurve/images/a_projectile_vomiting_and_guy_jpg.jpg
Like this, I'm assuming.

[Fixer808]

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z246/Fixer808/Abarrelroll.jpg

[Beef of the Sea]

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z246/Fixer808/Abarrelroll.jpg

A Barrel Roll?
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z246/Fixer808/Abarrelroll.jpg

[Beef of the Sea]

No one picked up on the barrel roll? Fucking disappointed ets.

[Mafu]

3 stripe.

You've served Woodridge/Geelong/Redfern/Tasmania/Adelaide/Snowtown/Northern Territory (all of it) well.

[schteph]

Well its pretty silent in this thread already!

[Mafu]

oh lordy lordy lord

[danebraddy]

I am at the Atheist Convention. I come for the heathen talk, but stay for the free wifi.

[Beef of the Sea]

oh lordy lordy lord

I don't remember liking this, guess I was drunk.

[schteph]

I am at the Atheist Convention. I come for the heathen talk, but stay for the free wifi.


Sitting around listening to like minded individuals. What a massive circle jerk. Might as well go to church.

[Beef of the Sea]

So I herd you liek spyders? (http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/8454494/giant-queensland-spider-devours-snake)

[Minpin]

Dingow eight yo baybay. That's all.
Its true! (again)

[Beef of the Sea]

Topical bump!

[slave2thewage]

"That was appalling, Benjy."

[schteph]

I just came in to tell you, you're all a bunch of cunts.

[Fixer808]

He's free to leave this thread. You are not.

[Beef of the Sea]

It's our fortress, our prison, our alcoholic harbour cruise.

[icklekitty]

He's free to leave this thread. You are not.

He'll need to pay £25 for the privilege of re-entering though.

[solareyes]

Tom, your tweet was correct. Totally worth the click.

[Fixer808]

You cunts have been slacking.

[Beef of the Sea]

Oh contrare, there's been a lot of alcoholing really.


I was just talking to Machines about this thread last night...

[Beef of the Sea]

Thanks cunt.

[Fixer808]

Happy straya day you cunts! :d

[slave2thewage]

I didn't do Straya Day this year. Sobbing.

[schteph]

Quick everyone lets spend hours discussing whether or not this alleged tour is going to come to our overpriced shores?!

[Minpin]

I was more excited about rain.

[schteph]

I'm not even in Australia.

[Beef of the Sea]

I do enjoy a good beard though.

[schteph]

Beards are rubbish people are just too lazy to shave.

[Beef of the Sea]

Exactly, I like to compare how lazy I am to other people.

That and razor burn sucks arse.

[Fixer808]

You cunts are stll alright.

[schteph]

Considering they've already announced the dates for Soundwave I reckon NIN will deffo be playing.

[ibanez33]

This thread has never been the same since old ETS turned into new ETS.

CUNT


Did that help?

[xmd 5a]

I feel patroitically obligated to post in this thread despite having nothing to contribute. I don't want to be seen as unorstrayan and glassed or some shit aye?

[naut]

Log onto this thread for the first time in years. Am at work. First thing I see is the word cunt in large letters.

Ahhhhh ETS.

[Beef of the Sea]

Just liking the cunting good old days.

[ibanez33]

Still needs more MFOB.

[icklekitty]

a massive fuck off burrito

[naut]

a massive fuck off burrito

lol, trying to just quote but i have to enter text

[icklekitty]

a massive fuck off burrito


lol, trying to just quote but i have to enter text

ETS 2.0 will not grant us the simple pleasure of a barrel roll.

[schteph]

They just can't let us be great.

[Fixer808]

ETS 2.0 will not grant us the simple pleasure of a barrel roll.
*wistfully while gazing into the middle distance*:
A barrel roll...

[Fixer808]

THY WILL BE DONE.
http://boourns.dynu.net/pics/Machinecode.gif

[schteph]

As there are no Aus shows announced yet I propose we all go the Vancouver show and sleep in Fixer's bed.

[Beef of the Sea]

Pretty keen for some spooning, really.

Although, I'm not sure if I'm allowed back in to Vancouver.

[Fixer808]

Certainly not into the Hotel Vancouver, if the stories are true...

[staleincense]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRz8FWPUmpI

[Brad]

Page 3, no way this thread should be on page 3.

I remember back in 05 or 06 I was supposed to meet up with you lot at the Sydney Big Top NIN concert and got so drunk I missed the concert and the gig and woke up the next morning to Schteph's SMS's of "Where the Fuck are you?"

[schteph]

Well WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?

[Beef of the Sea]

I'm in cunting Utah, where the fuck are you?

[Beef of the Sea]

Well I'm in Melbourne working 12+ hour days, 6+ days a week for the next month or so.

Don't have time for anything except cunting around at work or sleep.

Welcome to the "big time"! Congratulations, you've "made it"!

[Mafu]

I'm in cunting Utah, where the fuck are you?

The shit are you doing there?

[Beef of the Sea]

The shit are you doing there?

Getting my Mormon on.

[Mafu]

Getting my Mormon on.

If you were Jamaican, arriving there on Monday, and there for some culinary reasons, that sentence would have been perfect.

[Fixer808]

Look what happened, you cunts.
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z246/Fixer808/2013-08-18003112_zps8730ffde.jpg

[Mafu]

Look what happened, you cunts.
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z246/Fixer808/2013-08-18003112_zps8730ffde.jpg

OH MY GOK

Please return him as you found him.

[Fixer808]

Shouldn't be a problem, I found him drinking in the hotel bar.

[Beef of the Sea]

Basically, I think every trip everywhere should be book-ended with a weekend in Vancouver.

[Fixer808]

Yes please!

[schteph]

Everyone excited for the announcement of NIN at Soundwave tomorrow?

[Beef of the Sea]

Lulz, nope.

[schteph]

Lulz, nope.

Dreams crushed.

[Ryan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRz8FWPUmpI

That's awesome cunt!

[Fixer808]

We've invented a new Aus word and Tristan (we call him Tri-star) the Aus cunt at my work was jokingly using it. We're expecting it to bloom into full use by about a year after he arrives home.
"Magumbo", for shit, or at least a catch-all for anything bad, as in "What a bunch of bloody magumbo".

Tonight someone was all like "Hey Tri-star, don't start taking that cart off the truck, we're still doing layout."
Tristan: "Aaaaah magumbo."

[Beef of the Sea]

Basically have to go home and have a cold shower, then wank anyway.

[schteph]

Omg guise its nine inch nails get excited...

[Machines]

Fuck yes. 2 ticket limit in the presale? Let's hope it's per-show!

[Beef of the Sea]

Hey man, they're playing Christchurch as well. Think about THAT!

[sa_nick]

I'll definitely be at the Adelaide show. It'd be cool to roadtrip to Melbourne too but I doubt I can get the cash together :/

[Conrad Lienert]

FUCK YEAH!
I'll certainly be going to the Auckland & Christchurch gigs!
I might even take the week off work and go to the Brissie gig too!
So fucking excited!

[Beef of the Sea]

Geez I better start putting some bank away now, 'cuz I'll probably hit ChCh, Auckland, Brisbane and Melbourne.

[xmd 5a]

Mar 06, 2014
Sydney Entertainment Centre, Sydney - All Ages


Mar 08, 2014
Newcastle Entertainment Centre, Newcastle - All Ages


Mar 11, 2014
Perth Arena, Perth - All Ages


Mar 13, 2014
Adelaide Entertainment Centre Arena, Adelaide - All Ages


Mar 14, 2014
Rod Laver Arena, Melbourne - All Ages


Mar 17, 2014
Brisbane Entertainment Centre, Brisbane - All Ages



Well I'm definitely going to one of them. Also, Newcastle? Really?

Don't knock Nukearsehole!

Just my luck, we've got a kid due around the same date and my wife'll kill me if I go without her.

[Fixer808]

I'm sorry for your loss.
http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2011/12/21/1226228/002312-mark-034-chopper-read-034-.jpg

[xmd 5a]

Je suis fuckin stabbed by mum.

Je suis about to bloody bleed to death.

[icklekitty]

Don't knock Nukearsehole!

Just my luck, we've got a kid due around the same date and my wife'll kill me if I go without her.


They ARE all ages shows. Would be a pretty cool first memory.

[hughman]

I took my wife to a QOTSA gig when she was 4 months pregnant. My daughter doesn't remember it.

[schteph]

Bump.

Worst presales ever.

[theimage13]

I thought there was a thread for this!

Okay guys and gals, my first trip to Oz is coming up soon. Pretty much going all over the place (in terms of major cities). Any amazing vistas, historical sites, or other noteworthy places I should keep an eye out for?

[Ryan]

My balls and scrotal area.

[theimage13]

My balls and scrotal area.

So...stick to the cities/stay out of the bush?

[Ryan]

Exactly!!!!!

[Ryan]

Anyone tried this yet? I like it.


http://i60.tinypic.com/nmf861.jpg

[Fixer808]

Anyone tried this yet? I like it.


http://i60.tinypic.com/nmf861.jpg

Christ almighty, wtf Australia? Are you trying to compete with Japan for weird foods?

[ophelia_]

That is something I never want to be involved with. Eww.

[Timinator]

Anyone tried this yet? I like it.
Tried it. It was OK. I think it would be better with dark chocolate (like everything else).

[schteph]

Let it DIE.

[ldopa]

^legendary. ets royalty in the house. even as a lowly 07er i knew who this bitch was. the aussie thread had like 9000 pages (of giant images) and 8 zillion views.

even their own forum, which looked alot like this xD

aussies used to run this shit. what happened?

[Ryan]

we got old

[Mafu]

We discovered IRL forums filled with Australians. They also sell alcohol there.

[DF118]

You people talk funny.

[Timinator]

I fucked it up with my arrival. Now that I've left they can return to their former antipodean glory.

[slave2thewage]

Needs moar MFOBs.

[solar_eyes]

Hey guys!!! is anyone still posting here?

[Mafu]

https://www.eatbetterfeelbetter.co.uk/sites/default/files/chicken%20and%20avocado%20wraps.jpg

[Machines]

https://www.eatbetterfeelbetter.co.uk/sites/default/files/chicken%20and%20avocado%20wraps.jpg

http://mms.businesswire.com/media/20130812005368/en/378715/5/ew_burritoduo_hr_highres.jpg

[schteph]

https://www.eatbetterfeelbetter.co.uk/sites/default/files/chicken%20and%20avocado%20wraps.jpg














http://mms.businesswire.com/media/20130812005368/en/378715/5/ew_burritoduo_hr_highres.jpg

http://cookdiary.net/wp-content/uploads/images/Breakfast-Burrito_15385.jpg

[Machines]

https://www.eatbetterfeelbetter.co.uk/sites/default/files/chicken%20and%20avocado%20wraps.jpghttp://mms.businesswire.com/media/20130812005368/en/378715/5/ew_burritoduo_hr_highres.jpghttp://cookdiary.net/wp-content/uploads/images/Breakfast-Burrito_15385.jpg
https://bigoven-res.cloudinary.com/image/upload/chickenandblackbeanburritos-09164c.jpg

[Christo]

https://bigoven-res.cloudinary.com/image/upload/chickenandblackbeanburritos-09164c.jpg

http://tipsykat.com/cl/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/best-burrito1.jpg

[slave2thewage]

A barrel roll?

[ophelia_]

How did it go from vegemite chocolate to burritos?

[hughman]

necro

[Mafu]

My life has resulted in a point where this is a good idea.

[schteph]

My life has resulted in a point where this is a good idea.
My GOD

[Beef of the Sea]

My GOD

Can I smell your hair?

[schteph]

Can I smell your hair?

FANGIRL3

It was you along!!

[hughman]

whats a NIN?

[Mafu]

Can I D?

[Mafu]

https://www.recipetineats.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/Chicken-Burritos_1.jpg

[Beef of the Sea]

https://i.imgur.com/ltqr6kP.jpg

[hughman]

https://app.powerbi.com/view?r=eyJrIjoiODBmMmE3NWQtZWNlNC00OWRkLTk1NjYtMjM 2YTY1MjI2NzdjIiwidCI6ImMwZTA2MDFmLTBmYWMtNDQ5Yy05Y zg4LWExMDRjNGViOWYyOCJ9

[Beef of the Sea]

https://i.imgur.com/soSsgH8.jpg

[hughman]

where's Ryan.?

[Beef of the Sea]

https://bigoven-res.cloudinary.com/image/upload/chickenandblackbeanburritos-09164c.jpg
Oh bby

[hughman]

Oh bby
a bxxxxll roll?

[hughman]

Necro?

[hughman]

Naab

[hughman]

"Naab."Brought to you by Mafu

[Beef of the Sea]

"Naab."Brought to you by Mafu

Mafu, bought to you by Naabs

[elevenism]

Beef of the Sea ?!?!?!?!:p

that username is fucking goddamn hilarious.

[Beef of the Sea]

@Beef of the Sea (https://www.echoingthesound.org/community/member.php?u=63) ?!?!?!?!:p

that username is fucking goddamn hilarious.

No it isn’t.

[hughman]

..

[elevenism]

No it isn’t.

Yes it is.

[Mafu]

"Naab."Brought to you by Mafu

How dare we

[icklekitty]

Wait. Am I 21 again?

[schteph]

Wait. Am I 21 again?

Nup.