Your favorite bands misheard lyrics

[Dryalex12]

lets start off....

Say hello 2 heaven.....i thought he was saying

Say Hello 2 Hitler...

[UnjollyIrishman]

Misheard's in Italics
At The Drive-In - Pattern Against User:
Pattern against user, dilated
I am the abuser, dilated
Slipknot - Surfacing:
And don't you fucking judge me
And don't you fucking touch me
Machine Head - I Am Hell (Sonata In C#):
What started out as wonder
What started out as young love
Nirvana - Heart Shaped Box:
Hey, wait, I've got a new complaint
Hey, Wayne, I've got a new gold plate
Mastodon - Seabeast
Dear Mrs. Queequeg, you have been informed you're life's been saved
Dear Mrs. Queequeg, you have been informed you have been tamed
Faith No More - Midlife Crisis
Your menstruating heart
Your decimated heart
Bring Me The Horizon - Shadow Moses:
This is sempiternal
This is sandpit turtle

There was a feature in Kerrang about a year ago (I was young and stupid, don't judge me) on this topic that has Nirvana, SOAD and the Foo Fighters among others, its pretty funny (For Kerrang at least).
http://payload307.cargocollective.com/1/16/535601/8452217/MISHEARDLYRICS_DPS_o.jpg

[piggy]

My favorite has always been "Glorified G" by Pearl Jam.

Actual lyric: "glorified version of a pellet gun"
Misheard lyric: "forty-five virgins and a pelican"

[Dryalex12]

Hey, man you disrespecting me? DRINK YOUR MILK (You gotta keep' em separated)