Casting Couch: The Casting

[slave2thewage]

I'm bringing this back since I rediscovered the old version and it was a good little community game. For those who aren't familiar with it, you take some form of entertainment (say, a book or a movie or a TV show) and cast the existing characters within with board members. Try and not to be too shady with people!

I would start, but I'm struggling with a few casting choices so I will probably have a post in here tomorrow. Let the games begin!

[playwithfire]

I'm bringing this back since I rediscovered the old version and it was a good little community game. For those who aren't familiar with it, you take some form of entertainment (say, a book or a movie or a TV show) and cast the existing characters within with board members. Try and not to be too shady with people!

I would start, but I'm struggling with a few casting choices so I will probably have a post in here tomorrow. Let the games begin!

Can I be Sharon or Alaska

[slave2thewage]

Can I be Sharon or Alaska
Doing another season, hunty ;).

[slave2thewage]

RuPaul's Drag Race (season six)

RuPaul - Levi
Michelle Visage - Orestes
Santino Rice - Lt. Tony
------------------------------
Bianca del Rio - slave2thewage
Adore Delano - eversonpoe
Courtney Act - sheepdeen
Darienne Lake - Swykk
Ben de la Creme - icklekitty
Joslyn Fox - johnbron
Trinity K Bonet - theruiner
Laganja Estranja - tony.parente
Milk - playwithfire
Gia Gunn - Sarah K
April Carrión - halloween
Vivacious - Dra508
Magnolia Crawford - AgentofChaos
Kelly Mantle - GanduGains

[tony.parente]

RuPaul's Drag Race (season six)
Laganja Estranja - tony.parente



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjmOkfzi0xc

I'm ok with this

EDIT: Also to be honest I was a little disappointed that this thread wasn't about this couch:
http://img.4plebs.org/boards/tv/image/1385/94/1385948633872.png

[Sarah K]

That's what I was thinking of too, Tony. Hahah. I was like uhhhh... lol

I died when yours was like "If we gotta lip sync, your ass will be going home" in a dead serious fashion.

​brb, googling mine.

[slave2thewage]

​brb, googling mine.

Here you are:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXC3b9dxUgA

[playwithfire]

Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWvJFQOmcXc

[Sarah K]

Here you are:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXC3b9dxUgA

Not available in 'MURICA.

Found this one, though: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCHGA6wDC-k She's like a cheap Kimora Lee.

[eversonpoe]

my absolute favorite thing that "i've" ever done:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H9i6VjcHys

also, excellent casting choices, slave2thewage ;)

[slave2thewage]

Not available in 'MURICA.

Found this one, though: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCHGA6wDC-k She's like a cheap Kimora Lee.

Ugh, stupid region locking. Nah, your one isn't great. The other one is super detailed and has the main reason for your casting - Gia is close with Laganja and there are words with Bianca as well. And it has more of her classic one-liners in the other one.

[slave2thewage]

Also, this is me


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2qsvJu6Mf8

[playwithfire]

GURL u keep posting region locked stuff :(

One more Milk clip because JESUS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZQLmy78CD8

[tony.parente]

Not available in 'MURICA.

Found this one, though: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCHGA6wDC-k She's like a cheap Kimora Lee.

"Feelin like pussy feelin like cunt"

lolwut

[playwithfire]

She's fishy!

[eversonpoe]

"Feelin like pussy feelin like cunt"

lolwut

sarah never swears and drag is probably the only thing she watches with that level of swearing in it, but when gia started doing that we both looked at each other like "SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE HER STOP"

[slave2thewage]

Ugh, sorry about the region locking. According to Hola, this should work:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIz5SbA2OLc

[slave2thewage]

sarah never swears and drag is probably the only thing she watches with that level of swearing in it, but when gia started doing that we both looked at each other like "SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE HER STOP"

You did know that Gia is a Chicago queen, yeah? DATE NIGHT SUGGESTION RIGHT HERE.

[Sarah K]

sarah never swears and drag is probably the only thing she watches with that level of swearing in it


It took me way too long to realize that this wasn't about me. I was like WHAT THE FUCK I SWEAR ALL THE TIME. And then I remembered.

[orestes]

My boobs are fantastic!

Btw, slave, you totally stole this idea from me, bitch.

[slave2thewage]

My boobs are fantastic!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0MsPbaxC_4


Btw, slave, you totally stole this idea from me, bitch.

GUILTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. But at least we're all having fun!

[orestes]

Someone should do a casting of all six seasons. :p

[icklekitty]

Someone should do a casting of all six seasons. :p


I'd love to see a reboot of your Arrested Development one.

[orestes]

Hey, I'd like to compare notes!

Someone who can be arsed should find all the previous versions of this thread.

[tony.parente]

I feel like Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory could do really really well here.
Can I be Mike Teevee?

[Swykk]

Arrested Development and Community would be fun to figure out. Maybe Freaks And Geeks as well...

[Dra508]

RuPaul's Drag Race (season six)

RuPaul - Levi
Michelle Visage - Orestes
Santino Rice - Lt. Tony
------------------------------
Bianca del Rio - slave2thewage
Adore Delano - eversonpoe
Courtney Act - sheepdeen
Darienne Lake - Swykk
Ben de la Creme - icklekitty
Joslyn Fox - johnbron
Trinity K Bonet - theruiner
Laganja Estranja - tony.parente
Milk - playwithfire
Gia Gunn - Sarah K
April Carrión - halloween
Vivacious - Dra508
Magnolia Crawford - AgentofChaos
Kelly Mantle - GanduGains
Of course you cast yourself as the winner. I am out in week 3 :(

I'mahaveto dream up some casting. Probably ol skool re-run or something.

/Puts thinking cap on

[eversonpoe]

Of course you cast yourself as the winner. I am out in week 3 :(

I'mahaveto dream up some casting. Probably ol skool re-run or something.

/Puts thinking cap on

mikey as bianca makes quite a lot of sense, personality-wise. just like me as adore makes a lot of sense ;)

[marodi]

Hey, I'd like to compare notes!

Someone who can be arsed should find all the previous versions of this thread.

http://archives.echoingthesound.org/topics/3195/index.html

[Baphomette]

I have issues with orestes' castings. She cast me as Lorena in True Blood when I obviously should have played Isabel. WHATEVA.

I don't think we've ever cast Sherlock. Anyone wanna have a go?

[playwithfire]

Omg, Sophie-Anne and Stefan Gentles? Orestes was ON POINT for me.

[icklekitty]

Hey, I'd like to compare notes!Someone who can be arsed should find all the previous versions of this thread.Bitch, you lazy http://archives.echoingthesound.org/topics/3195/index.html

[orestes]

Oh, god, I cast Slave as Talbot. :p

[slave2thewage]

Tony Wonder: slave2thewage

Especially accurate after season four.

[orestes]

Re-reading the casting thread reminds me that we never did Mad Men.

[Kid Charlemagne]

I was George Michael, that was way on point.

[ibanez33]

Bitch, you lazy http://archives.echoingthesound.org/topics/3195/index.html

Found the old Drunk Tank thread through that. Re-thinking a lot of my life choices. Specifically this one:


Fixer808 wrote:
ibanez, playwithfire just told me that you and I have to get lots of booze and go moose-riding.

SHE'S SITTING LESS THAN 3 FEET FROM ME.

ibanez33 wrote:
WE'RE FUCKING DOING IT WITH HIGGINS IN 2 MONTHS!!!

We never rode any moose :( Chased some geese, though, so that's something.



Anyways, let's get this thread back on track. Someone should cast ETSers for Sons of Anarchy. I would do it but I'm not 100% caught up yet and haven't been on the board much recently so I might miss some characters and members.

[slave2thewage]

Game of Thrones would be a good one.

I call Cersei.

[Baphomette]

Arya. And I'll stick the pointy end into anyone who tries to take the role from me.

[orestes]

Game of Thrones, tv casting

Cersei Lannister: slave2thewage
Tyrion Lannister: mormolyke (sorry, there's not any present board members worthy of being Tyrion)
Jaime Lannister: sheepdean
Tywin Lannister: Digital Chaos
Joffrey Baratheon: tony.parente
Eddard Stark: aggroculture
Catelyn Stark: marodi
Arya Stark: Miss Baphomette
Sansa Stark: Hij
Robb Stark: REPLICA
Bran Stark: Hula
Rickon Stark: SM Rollinger
Jon Snow: richardp
Samwell Tarly: Kid Charlemagne
Lord Commander Jeor Mormont: Leviathant
Maester Aemon: TheBang
Alliser Thorne: billpusipher
Mance Rayder: ItsJustDave
Tormund Giantsbane: blackholesun
Ygritte: Drac508
Daario Naharis: eversonpoe
Daenerys Targaryen: Inky
Viserys Targaryen: Big Fat Matt
Ser Jorah Mormont: johnbron
Ser Barristan Selmy: botley
Missandei: allegro
Khal Drogo: Jinsai
The Hound: sorry none of you are worthy
Brienne of Tarth: LEA
Renly Baratheon: konstantin
Stannis Baratheon: sywkk
Robert Baratheon: ibanez33
Melisandre: orestes
Davos Seaworth: Hazekiah
Asha Greyjoy: elesaurus
Theon Greyjoy: october_midnight
Petyr Baelish: timinator
Lord Varys: Christo
Grand Maester Pycelle: elevenism
Bronn: Lt. Randazzo
Podrick Payne: darktemplar007
Lady Olenna: icklekitty
Margaery Tyrell: ophelia_
Loras Tyrell: Clownboat
Hodor: Ryan
Shae: GentleRed
Gendry: screwdriver
Roose Bolton: NYRexall
Ramsay Snow/Bolton: Agent of Chaos
Janos Slynt: Krazy
Jojen Reed: Final Destiny
Meera Reed: razzletiger
Oberyn Martell: magtig
Ellaria Sand: playwithfire
Jaqen H'ghar: teitan
Qyburn: frankieteardrop
Lysa Arryn: pclare
Brynden Tully: DF118
Edmure Tully: Kris
Walder Frey: godizvoid
The Mountain: 50 Volt Phantom
Syrio Forel: pequena
Ros: ad infinitum
Osha: goody
Hotpie: littlemonkey613
Pyat Pree: GanduGains
Salladhor Saan: Fixer808
Ser Dontos: hippygeek
Tycho Nestoris: owinn
Benjen Stark: exilajei
The GreatJon Umber: swindley
Lancel Lannister: dominik
Robert Strong: Greg
Brynden Rivers: drunkpoet

[orestes]

If anyone feels left out or has suggestions for characters not cast above, let me know.

Suggested future casting: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Sleepy Hollow (tv show), The Walking Dead.

[slave2thewage]

Good job, Red Woman!

https://31.media.tumblr.com/82c747a22c12ce67d0e0c9109cd99a39/tumblr_inline_mi8f9fPzli1qz4rgp.gif

[tony.parente]

Game of Thrones, tv casting
Joffrey Baratheon: tony.parente


GOD DAMMIT

Ok I laughed.

But god dammit.

Ok lemme take a stab at this.

The Walking Dead

Rick Grimes: Leviathant
Michonne: Orestes
Shane: AgentofChaos
Carl: tony.parente
Carol: Allegro
Daryl: Eversonpoe
Meryl: billpusipher
Dale: Swykk
Lizzie: Slave2thewage
Maggie: Ophelia_
Milton: Botley

That's the best I could come up with, did I do alright?

[orestes]

Where's Andrea and Glenn?

[Khrz]

I'll be lurker/roamer #1598, the one in casual wear who's missing an eye !

[eversonpoe]

i have never watched either of these shows so i had to look up characters.


Game of Thrones, tv casting

Daario Naharis: eversonpoe

holy shit! i am HAWT AS FUCK. thanks ;)



The Walking Dead

Daryl: Eversonpoe


shit, you guys are being nice to me. daryl is like the biggest bad-ass! and he's played by fucking norman reedus, who i've had a crush on since the first time i saw boondock saints.

i like this thread :D

[playwithfire]

Ellaria Sand: playwithfire


http://37.media.tumblr.com/8ad305b5bfbb615db882640b5ed09f84/tumblr_n6jr2szrJw1qajbq4o1_250.gif

[slave2thewage]

Sleepy Hollow:

Ichabod Crane - eversonpoe
Abbie Mills - icklekitty
Jennifer Mills - playwithfire
Katrina Crane - orestes
Frank Irving - Leviathant
Henry Parrish - Christo
Headless Horseman/Abraham van Brunt - slave2thewage
Moloch - tony.parente
Sheriff Corbin - Greg
Andy Brooks - swykk
Leena Reyes - allegro

[orestes]

i have never watched either of these shows so i had to look up characters.



holy shit! i am HAWT AS FUCK. thanks ;)

But which one, though? (http://s3-ak.buzzfeed.com/static/2014-05/enhanced/webdr04/20/17/anigif_enhanced-26498-1400620798-1.gif) ;)

[playwithfire]

but which one, though? (http://s3-ak.buzzfeed.com/static/2014-05/enhanced/webdr04/20/17/anigif_enhanced-26498-1400620798-1.gif) ;)

GURL I JUST OPENED THAT AT WORK (caps for butts)

[orestes]

SORRY. (Not really.)

[marodi]

Catelyn Stark: marodi


I approve of this so very much! Thank you. :D

[Swykk]

Nolan's Batman trilogy:

Bruce Wayne/Batman--Leviathant
Alfred--ItsJustDave
Rachel Dawes--allegro
Gordon--eversonpoe
Ra's Al'Ghul--Bill pulsipher
Talia Al'Ghul--Sarah K
Scarecrow--slave2thewage
Joker--Agent of Chaos
Harvey Dent--Swykk
Bane--Tony Parente
Selina Kyle/Catwoman--Orestes
Blake--DigitalChaos

[tony.parente]

Where's Andrea and Glenn?

I couldn't think of anyone who could properly fill those rolls, same with Lori.

[icklekitty]

Damn you scifi wankers making me google TV shows I don't care about.

[orestes]

Excuse me, it's historical fantasy! *pushes glasses up*

[Swykk]

I'd make a better Glenn or Tyreese even before Dale.

As much as I'd like to be Tony Stark/Iron Man, I'd be Bruce Banner/The Hulk in Marvel. I've had a history with radiation, after all. SPOILER ALERT---You don't become The Hulk :(

[Swykk]

The aforementioned Marvel universe and X-Men would be great too.

[tony.parente]

I'd make a better Glenn or Tyreese even before Dale.

Well I originally cast myself as Shane but realized I'm not evil, just a pain in the ass who won't stay in the house but saw you still have a very strong moral compass (probably the strongest on the board) so it felt right.

[goody]

Oh man, I miss this thread. And ETS now that all of you are posting links to it on fb.

[tony.parente]

The aforementioned Marvel universe and X-Men would be great too.

OH OH OH can I be deadpool?!?!

[eversonpoe]

Sleepy Hollow:

Ichabod Crane - eversonpoe

Headless Horseman/Abraham van Brunt - slave2thewage

hahaha ARCH ENEMIES :p
also, ichabod is so gorgeous...


But which one, though? (http://s3-ak.buzzfeed.com/static/2014-05/enhanced/webdr04/20/17/anigif_enhanced-26498-1400620798-1.gif) ;)

oh my, that is a nice butt...but i can tell you my butt is WAY bigger than that ;)


Nolan's Batman trilogy:

Gordon--eversonpoe


god damn, i am getting some love in this thread...

[eversonpoe]

OH OH OH can I be deadpool?!?!

tony, i demand you go as deadpool for halloween. seriously.

[orestes]

hahaha ARCH ENEMIES :p
also, ichabod is so gorgeous. . .

You're my beloved!

A friend of mine met Tom Mison at SDCC and I was so jealous.

[playwithfire]

hahaha ARCH ENEMIES :p
oh my, that is a nice butt...but i can tell you my butt is WAY bigger than that ;)


!!!!!

http://images.wikia.com/glee/images/d/d0/Thumbs_Up!.gif

I'm apparently a badass, I'll take it!

[ibanez33]

Game of Thrones, tv casting
...
Robert Baratheon: ibanez33


This is unfortunately accurate.


Theon Greyjoy: october_midnight

This is even more unfortunate

[orestes]

Bumping this thread to say there will be an update to the Game of Thrones casting "soon".

[Swykk]

I'm still a bit bummed nobody did the MCU.

[Dra508]

Someone do Orange Is The New Black. :P

[orestes]

Someone needs to do Daredevil next.

MCU:

Captain America: Leviathant
Iron Man: tony.parente
Black Widow: mormolyke
Hawkeye: ItsJustDave
Hulk: magtig
Nick Fury: DF118
Maria Hill: orestes
Phil Coulson: swykk
Bucky Barnes: eversonpoe
Falcon: Clownboat
Peggy Carter: icklekitty
Scarlet Witch: playwithfire
Quicksilver: slave2thewage
Vision: Khrz
Iron Patriot: henryeatscereal
Pepper Potts: allegro
Thor: botley
Loki: Big Fat Matt
Odin: teitan
The Lady Sif: Miss Baphomette
Volstagg: heavenly_bearded
Hogun: exilajei
Fandral: christo
Heimdall: greg
Frigga: Final Destiny
Darcy: pequena
Jane Foster: Sarah K
Selvig: ibanez23
Trevor Slattery: turbo
Peter Quill: kid charlemagne
Gamora: littlemonkey
Rocket Raccoon: guilty
Groot: Hazekiah
Drax: telee.kom
Yondu: richardp
The Collector: elevenism
Nebula: Hij
Ronan the Accuser: billpulsipher
Red Skull: sallos
Arnim Zolla: 50 Volt Phantom
Ultron: GanduGains
Corpsman Dey: Lt. Randazzo
Denarian Saal: sheepdean
Nova Prime: marodi

[Khrz]

I approve of this outcome.

[eversonpoe]

Someone needs to do Daredevil next.

MCU:

Bucky Barnes: eversonpoe


the smile on my face is so big right now you have no idea...

[tony.parente]

IRON MAN
https://slimgur.com/images/2015/07/01/a9d2140fdd36dc4534334fd1b30f0f12.jpg

[allegro]

This list is totally cracking me up.

[Swykk]

I'm starting to think you like me, orestes.

[Khrz]

VISION

http://i.imgur.com/JWgniIC.jpg

[marodi]

Nova Prime: heck yeah! I approve of this casting!

[Baphomette]

The Lady Sif: Miss BaphometteFuck YEAH! :D

[Kid Charlemagne]

Star lord!!!!!!