View Full Version : The Misogyny Thread - A place to safely hate women

07-17-2014, 01:34 PM
Ok, first off, the thread title is a joke. So if you came in here to rip me a new one, don't waste your time. But I feel like things have gotten too gangy piley on here lately when it comes to this kind of stuff, mostly because the board is essentially women, gay guys, transgendered, and/or just emotionally fragile and sensitive people. And personally I think it's important for people who enjoy this kind of thing to have a safe place to come where they will not be systematically targeted for abuse by certain "bully" board members.

Please note this is not truly hateful or for people who do not actually hate women, but for those who find it hilarious to trash them generically. Now you may say, well this has long term subversive problems. I simply disagree.

Evidence A

Al Bundy


Evidence B


Laughter is always the best medicine.

07-17-2014, 01:38 PM

07-17-2014, 02:20 PM
Q: Why do women like to have sex with the lights off?
A: They can't stand to see a man have a good time!

Q: What do you say to the woman with two black eyes?
A: Nothing she's already been told twice.

Q: Why did God create lesbians?
A: So feminists couldn't breed.

Q: A man runs over his wife. Whose fault is it?
A: The man, he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

Q: Why does a man like to see two women kiss each other?
A: Two less mouths that are bitching.

Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
A: Made her chain too long.

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None, it should be opened when she brings it to you.

Q: Why do women wear white on their wedding day?
A: So they will match the stove and fridge!

Q: What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A: A whore fucks everybody at the party, and a bitch fucks everybody at the party EXCEPT YOU.

Q: What’s the difference between a woman and a fridge?
A: A fridge doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.

Q: Why did God make man first?
A: He didn't want a woman looking over his shoulder.

Q: Which is the odd one out: a woman, a microwave or a fridge?
A: The microwave, the other two leak when they’re fucked.

Q: What's the difference between a woman and a coffin?
A: You come in one and go in the other.

Q: Whats the difference between PMS and Mad Cow Disease?
A: One attacks the cow's brain and sends it fucking mental, the other is an agricultural problem.

Q: How do you know that beer contains female hormones?
A: Drink two or three, and you cannot drive properly anymore and start talking bullshit.

Q: Why can't you trust a woman?
A: How can you trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die?

Q: Why don't women wear watches?
A: There's a clock on the stove.

Q: How to you make a dish washer into a snow blower?
A: Give the bitch a shovel

Q: What is the difference between a Woman and a washing machine?
A: The washing machine doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you dump a load in it!

Q: What's the first thing a woman does after coming out of the abuse shelter?
A: Cook dinner if she knows what's good for her.


07-17-2014, 02:32 PM

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07-17-2014, 02:41 PM

I'm not gay, overly sensitive or any of those other descriptions, but yeah. Not gonna happen. I mean, the creation of this thread jives with your username, so kudos to you there. But... nah. Sorry. You'll have to try and find somewhere else that you feel is safe to hate women.

I would also also theorize that you're also overly sensitive, especially since it seems that the feminists have you all butt hurt.

07-17-2014, 02:57 PM
im posting in a assburgers

07-17-2014, 03:01 PM
Oh hell no.

07-17-2014, 03:07 PM
I was hoping to play misogyny bingo in this thread. AgentofChaos already filled up half the card.

Can we get an ETS wall of shame?