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Mafu
02-07-2014, 08:36 AM
The obvious answer (although a petty attempt) would be "why not?", but I ask you .... why?
You think you've got the answer.
You think you've heard someone speak the answer.
But really, how is the answer any different to the question?
Why would you even bother? Why should anyone bother?
Please take me on your journey

theimage13
02-07-2014, 12:24 PM
Why not shut this one down?

SarahConnor
02-07-2014, 02:11 PM
Why not post when drinking?

Space Suicide
02-07-2014, 02:15 PM
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

Halo Infinity
02-07-2014, 02:44 PM
Why not shut this one down?
This is related to the topic, but the following question I've always thought of with the word why can actually be used in that context.

Why ask why?

marodi
02-07-2014, 02:56 PM
Why not?

And why 10 characters? ( I know why)

The_Prowler
02-07-2014, 03:37 PM
In the immortal words of Clown:

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE ALWAYS QUESTION?! Why ask WHY, when how is much more fun...

Halo Infinity
02-07-2014, 07:33 PM
Perhaps this could also be the thread to contain jokes that always start with the word why? I also wanted to use this thread as an excuse to insert the following.

Q: Why is life called an orgy?

A: Because you get fucked coming and going.

This thread also reminded me of the Buttons and Mindy segments in Animaniacs. :p

Big Fat Matt
02-09-2014, 05:10 PM
Perhaps this could also be the thread to contain jokes that always start with the word why? I also wanted to use this thread as an excuse to insert the following.

Q: Why is life called an orgy?

A: Because you get fucked coming and going.

This thread also reminded me of the Buttons and Mindy segments in Animaniacs. :p
That dog always got the short end of the stick. I hope Mindy grew up and at least thanked him from LITERALLY saving her life dozens of times.

Ryan
02-09-2014, 06:34 PM
Why? Because Satan says so about this thread, that's why:

http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/threads/2946-Why?p=166609#post166609

Halo Infinity
02-11-2014, 12:57 PM
Why? Because ex. :p

staleincense
02-11-2014, 02:08 PM
Why am I even posting here?

Lew
02-14-2014, 10:04 AM
not why...but HOW?!?!

GibbonBlack
02-14-2014, 10:58 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqN3LArctgY

nimh
02-18-2014, 11:21 PM
when i was a kid my dad made me write "why oh why do i say why when why i say why is not a question" a 100 times.

you wouldnt happen to be my dad would you?

ibanez33
02-19-2014, 07:05 AM
Why? A barrel roll, that's why.

You have no idea how much I wish new ETS would let us do quote-pyramids right now

Halo Infinity
02-19-2014, 12:52 PM
I actually thought that was still possible if you try to edit them on your own. :confused:

botley
02-19-2014, 03:39 PM
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
And if so, why?

Space Suicide
02-19-2014, 04:07 PM
And if so, why?

http://mrandmrsellis.com/wp-content/philosoraptor-quotes-meme-525.jpg

ziltoid
02-19-2014, 04:32 PM
I always wondered why people don't ask how come anymore but instead ask why?
Why not use "what come", "who come", "when come" or "why come"?

botley
02-19-2014, 07:56 PM
Or: what for?

icklekitty
02-20-2014, 06:26 AM
Q: Why do I love Mafu so?
A: This Cat.

owinn
02-20-2014, 02:45 PM
:)
http://i.imgur.com/t4mKvPX.png
:(

Machines
02-21-2014, 12:04 AM
You ask why, without really understanding the implications of the question. Many have, throughout history, spent countless hours pondering this very mystery, never attaining the self-awareness adequate to realise that true understanding can never be reached, for how can one be expected to discover the truth when one's consciousness is forever locked away in a black, windowless room, the only light provided by the small gap beneath the door that is the hopelessly limited knowledge attained through one's individual experience. To ask why is to examine the very nature of humanity itself, to question one's own perception of reality, and the quest for the answer will always be in vain, bound as it is by the inadequacies of the obsolete hunk of electrified flesh stewing in a rancid pool of chemicals and proteins that makes up the whole of each of our selves. Instead of asking why, instead ask yourself, why ask why, when the answer shall never be forthcoming?

themethatyouknow
02-21-2014, 02:52 AM
42 (but I don't want to write 10 characters)

ibanez33
02-21-2014, 03:58 AM
Q: Why do I love Mafu so?
A: This Cat.

Which Cat?

His Cat?

Your Cat?

Her Cat?

This Cat?

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/182272_10150091715017772_4823265_n.jpg

That Cat.

The_Prowler
02-22-2014, 06:54 PM
42 (but I don't want to write 10 characters)
You're right, 42 is the answer to life, the universe and everything. This thread is now over.

elevenism
06-02-2014, 09:08 PM
You ask why, without really understanding the implications of the question. Many have, throughout history, spent countless hours pondering this very mystery, never attaining the self-awareness adequate to realise that true understanding can never be reached, for how can one be expected to discover the truth when one's consciousness is forever locked away in a black, windowless room, the only light provided by the small gap beneath the door that is the hopelessly limited knowledge attained through one's individual experience. To ask why is to examine the very nature of humanity itself, to question one's own perception of reality, and the quest for the answer will always be in vain, bound as it is by the inadequacies of the obsolete hunk of electrified flesh stewing in a rancid pool of chemicals and proteins that makes up the whole of each of our selves. Instead of asking why, instead ask yourself, why ask why, when the answer shall never be forthcoming?


Rush had a pretty good handle on how to get around this existential nightmare.

In the immortal words of Neil Peart,
"why are we here? because we're here. Roll the bones."

"Why does it happen? Because it happens Roll the bones."

ophelia_
06-02-2014, 09:26 PM
This is most definitely why:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4gABvUhhkg&feature=kp

Charmingly Miserable
06-02-2014, 10:07 PM
This is most definitely why:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4gABvUhhkg&feature=kp
Why the fuck not?