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johnbron
11-22-2011, 03:35 AM
Oh hey. I've nearly quit drinking, but that didn't stop me from buying a six pack of IPA this evening. What's up, bitches? <3

Malechite
11-22-2011, 06:31 PM
Mmmm....beeeeeer. Actually I am more of a liquor person, but yeah.

bgalbraith
11-22-2011, 11:57 PM
Single malt scotch! Lagavulin 16 is my default choice

Goldfoot
11-23-2011, 03:25 PM
I'm gonna be taking a few homebrew six packs up north for the holiday. Gotta love drinking with family.

REPLICA
11-23-2011, 03:30 PM
Got a few of the local brew from Asheville, NC - Highland Brewery's Cold Mountain. Also a few Samuel Adams Winter Classics as well as the rare craft beers, The Vixen and Tasman Red.

Torgo
11-23-2011, 03:36 PM
Has anyone ever tried this japanese beer called 'Hitochino Nest Beer'? It's in the special brew isle at Von's, is more expensive than most other beers, but it's fucking delicious. It's like a cool refreshing breeze made sweet love to a Blue Moon in a field of oranges. That was a horrible description, but I'm not quite sure how to properly convey the taste without ruining it.

Also 'Horny Devil' beer is mighty savory. It's my favorite item from Bevmo that I've been buying lately.

V - Ditto. Haaaa...

Fixer808
11-23-2011, 03:52 PM
John, I love you for immediately resurrecting the drunk tank.

icklekitty
11-23-2011, 04:22 PM
This week my living room floor has consumed more red wine than I have.

elesaurus
11-23-2011, 05:58 PM
I have a 6-pack of Prohibition Ale that is in desperate need OF BEING IN MY BELLY!

perch
11-23-2011, 07:11 PM
Homemade blueberry wine. You and me, soon.

REPLICA
11-23-2011, 09:13 PM
Tonight, I didn't get messed up... I think I'm leaving that till tomorrow. Tonight I had a Black and Brew (Samuel Admas) and an Old Fezziwig (Samuel Adams).

Fixer808
11-24-2011, 02:43 PM
I have a 6-pack of Prohibition Ale that is in desperate need OF BEING IN MY BELLY!
FUCK YEAH PROHIBATION! That stuff is noms!

halloween
11-24-2011, 05:02 PM
Kahlua and I have a date tonight.

konstantin
11-24-2011, 05:50 PM
Caipirinhas all the way last night, after buying 15 limes for $.99 (not a typo) at the H Mart. sink was overflowing with chopped limes this morning...

turbo
11-24-2011, 05:57 PM
I am fucked up on wine

turbo
11-24-2011, 05:58 PM
Also beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

halloween
11-24-2011, 06:01 PM
oh god, eu quero uma caipirinha!

turbo
11-24-2011, 06:08 PM
Speak english

halloween
11-24-2011, 07:06 PM
also i suggest there be a red button near the top of the page that activates INTOXICATED mode, and directs all your posts to the drunk tank, no matter what thread you think you're posting in. JUST TO BE SAFE.

goody
11-25-2011, 12:02 AM
HALLOWEEN, Klaus! That's what it wants me to autocorrect your drink to. ALSO, TORGO - The scotch you talked of - good, I just finished some. Or no, I wanted some. I finished some Glenmorengie. Or sommat.
NOW unfortunately, corona. Because - my mom's bf LOVES shitty beer.

And I am NOT DOING WHAT HENRY WANTS.

johnbron
11-25-2011, 02:05 AM
Dad did a bad thing in buying booze for Thanksgiving. Hello, I'm drunk. How are you?

halloween
11-25-2011, 02:20 AM
Hi. I'm kahlua.

Eos
11-26-2011, 03:52 AM
Not drunk yet, but I'll probably be wasted on Riesling later.

icklekitty
11-26-2011, 06:40 AM
I've started buying those baby bottles of wine because when you open a big bottle of red wine it goes off if you don't have it all in one session (I'm not being a Lucille, this is true). But somehow I still get just as drunk, I just feel like a giant.

halloween
11-27-2011, 04:35 AM
fuckin' rocky horror after parties. ted and his drinks.

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuughhh..............

Fixer808
11-27-2011, 04:59 PM
Bleeeeerg. Woke up at 1:30pm after a night out at the fetish club. Much fun, even though I ended up going home alone. Got to try out my new hittin' stick on a lovely woman who bruised like a fucking peach! Seriously, like 40min after our session in the dungeon I met up with her again and her ass looked like one giant bruise! And then I drank and drank and drank some more and danced like a maniac! FUNS.

Thaned
11-28-2011, 04:41 AM
Tomorrow I will be embarking on a week of laying around at the coast being drunk every day. Anyone got a spare liver?

Fixer808
11-28-2011, 02:09 PM
Tomorrow I will be embarking on a week of laying around at the coast being drunk every day. Anyone got a spare liver?
Lemme run a few more gallons through it first.

Thaned
11-28-2011, 02:19 PM
Of course, I don't want some liver that I don't know if it can handle heavy amounts of drinking.

sublimaze
11-28-2011, 04:00 PM
Not drunk yet, but I'll probably be wasted on Riesling later.
Yum, riesling. Hard to get wasted on, though--too weak.

goody
11-29-2011, 12:15 AM
I heart hitachino beer. Also, I've been drinking so much less. It's neat. Though I found out recently, that I am not drunk but merely consistently tipsy for many many drinks and then SUDDENLY TOO DRUNK/BLACK OUT. Why can't I have my fun drunk parts back without losing the end of the night or feeling ridiculously nauseated? :(

Ryan
11-29-2011, 02:36 AM
drinking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lunatica
11-29-2011, 02:33 PM
I'm a beer person now. The darker the ale the better. Or a cold refreshing lager... with pizza. I'm going to a foreign beer place on Saturday!!! I'll drink anything dark and German looking.

Right now I can only get Duvel here in supermarkets. Or Samuel Adams. For some reason all Samuel Adams tastes the same to me now. I used to love them last year. The only real different taste is the Dark Lager, which I haz in mah fridge at this vewy moment.

I love beer!

I tried stocking up on that sweet Shipyard Pumpkinghead this year but I just drink them too fast... I love Pumking beer and Oktober fest :(

Can't wait to try all the summer stuff though.

Fixer808
11-29-2011, 02:39 PM
cold refreshing lager... with pizza.
THIS. Although I do love an IPA or wheat bear... Driftwood Breweries White Bark is amazing with salmon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh2q0LnW7tQ).

Jadezuki
11-29-2011, 02:48 PM
I find my tolerance to alcohol varies wildly. One day I could have multiple drinks and barely feel a thing. Last night a half a glass of wine meant that my face was on fire and I actually felt a little dizzy. I suppose the fact that I typically only drink once every few months also means I don't really have consistent data.

Lunatica
11-29-2011, 02:52 PM
Wine gives me a headache, even in sangria. And rum makes me want to fight people. I had a rum and coke on Sunday and almost dumped my boyfriend.

Fixer808
11-29-2011, 03:03 PM
Same. For some reason I can't stand red wine, I drink a butt-load of water right after and have a good meal but I feel so crappy even after one single glass. I don't suffer any off that with Belgian beer (kill me, I'm a snob) but I hear you or varying tolerance for alcohol. I used to be able to down several martinis and shots of Vodka no problem when I was still in Canada, now I'm a wimp.
Canada has that effect on folks. Just talk to ibanez33.

sublimaze
11-29-2011, 04:24 PM
I have a really bad habit of buying things while drunk. Last night was tree ornaments.

goody
11-29-2011, 07:14 PM
Tonight I had two shots of Jameson "to fixer" with Halloween. playwithfire only had water. And made a chemistry joke that no one but myself got. Now I need to drink more or else, I'll be sad and lonely. Wait - did I just say drinking made me less lonely. I HAVE YOU DRUNK TANK.

playwithfire
11-29-2011, 07:32 PM
Water is delicious. I just haven't really been wanting to drink lately. And I was thirsty. And poor. But yeah, I just haven't had much of an interest in drinking. Except when I do. Also I totally had to google that chemistry joke when I heard it, so I'm taking away my cool points and giving them to you. I'm listening to that Weezer cover on repeat and I'm going to make some more coffee.

halloween
11-29-2011, 11:40 PM
i didn't get drunk.
until i got on the bus and drank more of what a couple of my classmates had. and had intense drunken conversations about everything. and explainedmy internet life to my friend quinn haha. who said he got to know more about me in "last two hours" than in the last two years of being at school with me.

sublimaze
11-30-2011, 12:08 AM
Wine. I love thee way too much.

Fixer808
11-30-2011, 02:27 PM
lavs goody playwithfire halloween

Torgo
11-30-2011, 03:06 PM
I'm this close to mixing my Monster with my handle of Sweet Tea Vodka so that working at home can be a bit more fun.

Fixer808
11-30-2011, 03:09 PM
It's after noon, go nuts. I just miss that awful vodka we were drinking in San Diego. "PRESTIGE"!!! $10 a gallon... amazing.

EDIT: I just pictured this as a conversation between our avatars and cracked up. A librarian glared at me.

heroicraptor
11-30-2011, 03:13 PM
Oh god that shit was so awful.

Fixer808
11-30-2011, 03:14 PM
AWFUL AWESOME. Mouth cocktails with Fresca, anyone?

Torgo
11-30-2011, 03:23 PM
It was amazing. Johnbron was a sight to behold after uncapping that glorious bottle for a few hours.

heroicraptor
11-30-2011, 03:29 PM
Lydia crooning to him was the best thing.

MAD
11-30-2011, 03:54 PM
Well, the cool thing is that I can drink large amounts of vodka and I don't act like a complete moron after. I will not remember you but you probably won't either.

Torgo
11-30-2011, 09:06 PM
Who wants some MMMhop IPA? (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/30/hanson-beer-mmmhop-ipa_n_1121569.html?ref=entertainment&ir=Entertainment)

Ken
11-30-2011, 10:10 PM
0000

The Becoming
11-30-2011, 10:32 PM
Goddamn I missed you ear rapping pieces of fuck. Found a 12 pack of Sam Adams Harvest Collection in the Christmas candy isle at Target. Let's get pissed.

johnbron
11-30-2011, 11:52 PM
Oh god that shit was so awful.


AWFUL AWESOME. Mouth cocktails with Fresca, anyone?


It was amazing. Johnbron was a sight to behold after uncapping that glorious bottle for a few hours.


Lydia crooning to him was the best thing.
You guys are a bunch of assholes, really. Not really. That was a fun evening, the parts I remember, and I love you all. (Please never let me near vodka again, ever)


Your mom is a six pack.
I'm glad somebody noticed! Hi Ken, I miss you.

Big Fat Matt
12-01-2011, 12:45 AM
is this where i talk about how Crown Royal solves all but one of my problems?

halloween
12-01-2011, 10:16 AM
is this where i talk about how Crown Royal solves all but one of my problems?
you got that right!

Fixer808
12-01-2011, 03:55 PM
You guys are a bunch of assholes, really. Not really. That was a fun evening, the parts I remember, and I love you all. (Please never let me near vodka again, ever)
IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN. Count on it.

blackholesun
12-02-2011, 01:48 AM
Wild Turkay. I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow. Fuck.

Xvostya
12-02-2011, 08:55 AM
Oh yay!!!111

scorpiusdiamond
12-02-2011, 09:15 AM
Every time I've gone out drinking in the past few months, I've gotten spectacularly drunk. One night ended up with me puking and then riding home on a mini-scooter.
Had a shot (or two) the other night called a 'Dr Pepper' - Lager, Disarrano and Coke. Delicious.

Xvostya
12-02-2011, 01:48 PM
okay, let the friday night begin - rum and speed!!!1

Torgo
12-02-2011, 10:10 PM
Just drank a whole bottle of "Menage A Trois" wine bymyself and I"m moving on to Sweet Tea...

I missed you ETS.

clodhopper
12-03-2011, 03:02 AM
These things happen.

icklekitty
12-03-2011, 03:12 AM
They've started to serve Sweet Tea in pubs here. You get it in jam jars with orange and lemon. It sort of feels like you have to be barefoot to drink it.

Ryan
12-03-2011, 04:59 AM
Just waiting for the new Rammstein Made In Germany 2005-2011 to finish downloading, tag it, put it on then commence getting pissed off my tittays.

Ryan
12-03-2011, 06:34 AM
ok this 7.1 standard drinks 1 litre apple cider is doing it for me.

sublimaze
12-03-2011, 06:15 PM
Just drank a whole bottle of "Menage A Trois" wine bymyself and I"m moving on to Sweet Tea...

That's some yummy wine. I had a bottle myself last night. After a great deal of white wine. Gotta cut down big time on drinking, maybe go completely sober. Doctor put me on naltrexone to help.

sukey
12-03-2011, 07:39 PM
Two new favourite drinks discovered last weekend: goldschlager (um, it's GLITTERY ALCOHOL) and red stag (cherry whiskey). I was hammered on a nice combination of the two.

goody
12-04-2011, 12:31 AM
RED STAG IS SO GROSS when you think you're getting a shot of well whiskey and they give you that. EUGH. So disgusting. Tricky bastards.

slave2thewage
12-04-2011, 12:34 AM
It's 6.30am. TIME TO OPEN WINE BOTTLE #3! (Keep in mind I fell asleep at midnight and just woke up)

Then it's German Beer O'Clock tonight for the Gay Clique christmas party here.

Baphomette
12-04-2011, 01:44 AM
http://uncrate.com/p/2009/03/bulleit-bourbon.jpg


Fuck yeah.

Fixer808
12-04-2011, 05:09 PM
RED STAG IS SO GROSS when you think you're getting a shot of well whiskey and they give you that. EUGH. So disgusting. Tricky bastards.
Even worse is ordering a shot of Cuervo in a bar, having the bartender mishear you, and getting a shot of Fireball. I mean, Cuervo is shitty enough, but knocking back cinnamon-flavoured whiskey when you're expecting tequila? Heinous.

Also, I invented a new highball: The AK-47
- 1oz vodka
- 1oz OE malt liqour
- 3oz 7-Up
Serve in a highball glass with a single ice cube.

I bet it would taste disgusting, but I want to try and order one in a bar just to see the look on the bartender's face.

Thaned
12-04-2011, 07:32 PM
http://cdn.beerstore.com.au/sites/beerstore.com.au/files/imagecache/product_full/prod-img/polish-pure-spirit-rectified-spirit-95-1299753868.jpg

Never before has my mouth burnt so much from a single shot...

Beef of the Sea
12-04-2011, 08:06 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_U_vpP7GD43k/TTfej4yn-WI/AAAAAAAAA9k/-6fqWA9gsR4/s1600/calvin-coolidge.jpg
I tip my hat to you, young squire.

Thaned
12-04-2011, 09:26 PM
Honestly, I'm surprised they could sell it in Australia but we got a bottle of it somehow. It's a good drink to start a night with actually.

Beef of the Sea
12-04-2011, 09:44 PM
Or to fuel your own backyard ballistic missile by the look of things.

Pillfred
12-04-2011, 10:13 PM
Done with school work for the day i've studied these maps and artifact lists for long enough. Now it's time to head out in search of some beer. Too bad the bar closest to my new place I'm not particularly fond of. Oh well downtown is only a few blocks further i guess and i know there's places that serve stiff ass drinks that will suite my needs.

goody
12-05-2011, 02:25 AM
I miss ETS friends and drunk skype/g+ hangouts. Should happen again soon? Also I really seem to want some nights in where I'm just alone and drinking or smoking listening to music/making music/not looking at my phone AT ALL.


ALSO, Fixer thank you for the karaoke song - I felt it warming my heart from across the country.

Ryan
12-05-2011, 04:02 AM
if i could have sex witrh beer i would anallly do it multiple times

Pillfred
12-05-2011, 11:18 AM
if i could have sex witrh beer i would anallly do it multiple times


If you anal(ly) I'm pretty sure you could work something out, just make sure to take to cap off first.

Thaned
12-05-2011, 02:38 PM
Pro-tip: Put it in with the opening facing out otherwise when you go to pull it out, it'll create suction and get stuck.

http://cdn.mamapop.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/the-more-you-know.jpeg

Pillfred
12-05-2011, 02:42 PM
Pro-tip: Put it in with the opening facing out otherwise when you go to pull it out, it'll create suction and get stuck.

http://cdn.mamapop.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/the-more-you-know.jpeg

Well played sir, you win.

Thaned
12-05-2011, 02:44 PM
Well played sir, you win.

Just doing my bit for my community!

Fixer808
12-05-2011, 05:55 PM
I miss ETS friends and drunk skype/g+ hangouts. Should happen again soon? Also I really seem to want some nights in where I'm just alone and drinking or smoking listening to music/making music/not looking at my phone AT ALL.


ALSO, Fixer thank you for the karaoke song - I felt it warming my heart from across the country.
ANY TIME! And when I'm home for holidays later this month I'm gonna skype the shit outta you fuckers.

Oh yeah, and the post-karaoke, asleep-at-3am-up-at-6am-hung-over-for-work party rocked. Vom.

naut
12-05-2011, 07:06 PM
Why is cider so damn popular in Australia lately? It's shit.

bgalbraith
12-05-2011, 08:32 PM
Brew Free or Die IPA. Based on the motto of NH, brewed in MN, with a picture of Mt Rushmore on the can, which is in SD. Go figure

Pillfred
12-05-2011, 09:20 PM
Why is cider so damn popular in Australia lately? It's shit.

My buddy drinks cider and twice this bartender has given him shit about being a man whenever we run into her. Last time was really funny she said something like, "I'd expect something better coming from a dude in a Pantera shirt."

bgalbraith
12-05-2011, 09:28 PM
Why is cider so damn popular in Australia lately? It's shit.

I like Magners, but that's the only cider I've ever found to be drinkable.

Some of the expats I know go on about VB. They admit it's not that good, but I guess it reminds them of Oz. I actually was given a can once, it was OK..

Thaned
12-06-2011, 12:10 AM
Rekorderlig is pretty tasty, but I've never been bothered to actually get some for myself so I dunno if you could drink more than a few bottles of it without it being too sweet.

Cat Mom
12-06-2011, 01:21 AM
I did not know until I saw these recent Kahlua commercials that Kahlua has RUM in it. NO WONDER THAT SHIT CAUSED ME SO MANY FUCKING HORRIBLE HANGOVERS!!

aggroculture
12-06-2011, 01:24 AM
Got drunk a couple months ago for the first time in 6+ months on the anniversary of a friend's death - a fitting occasion. Wasn't too bad, but the two-day hangover was pretty evil.

Ryan
12-07-2011, 04:24 AM
Wednesday night drunkenness yesahhh

ubermensch
12-07-2011, 04:49 AM
I like Magners, but that's the only cider I've ever found to be drinkable.

Some of the expats I know go on about VB. They admit it's not that good, but I guess it reminds them of Oz. I actually was given a can once, it was OK..

I havent had a drink in 3 months, due to deployment. This has been a good thing because its allowed me to get back in shape and save an alarming amount of money... but i NEED some crown.

Torgo
12-07-2011, 08:24 AM
I did not know until I saw these recent Kahlua commercials that Kahlua has RUM in it. NO WONDER THAT SHIT CAUSED ME SO MANY FUCKING HORRIBLE HANGOVERS!!

I once drank an entire bottle of Kahlua. As you could assume, it didn't end so well.

blackholesun
12-07-2011, 11:29 PM
ALL the wine is all for me

kel
12-08-2011, 05:57 PM
had two stiff afternoon cocktails at home. not drunk, but squinty and talkative.

what's on my mind right now:

my memories of crystal pepsi are way more vivid than they need to be. i think there were lots of 12-year birthday parties at skating rinks and the like at the time, all of which had 2-liter jugs on covered tables alongside ren and stimpy-themed cakes n'shit. a few months later in early 1993, i realized it wasn't around anymore to buy. someone told me michael jackson had cleaned the shelves nationwide and was hoarding every ounce of crystal pepsi for no apparent reason. and i believed it. still kinda do.

NIN64
12-08-2011, 06:54 PM
Thursday is my last day of my work week. I'm currently in the midst of a 4 pack of Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA. I'll be drunk in time for the GWtDT score to drop.

elesaurus
12-08-2011, 07:33 PM
Thank the beer gods I get paid tomorrow. More beer, happy Ele. On that note, I think I'll start wrapping some presents. Drinking and wrapping is a good idea, I don't care what people think. I'm going tape happy.

Thaned
12-09-2011, 02:01 AM
Being a desi driver = watching other people getting drunk.

Not exactly what I want to do at the moment, but I have work tomorrow morning and being hungover and surrounded by machinery, steam, heat and noise is shitty even when I'm in a good mood.

icklekitty
12-09-2011, 03:16 AM
That's funny because Desi means Indian.

Goldfoot
12-09-2011, 03:52 AM
A couple of my best friends are coming to town tomorrow and we're heading to a local brewery on Saturday. According to this week's menu (http://dragonmead.com/This%20Weeks%20Menu.pdf), they have 43 of their own beers on tap. (4 of which are IPAs, johnbron :p) I haven't been to this place since my birthday back in April so I'm excited.

dogsipod
12-09-2011, 05:43 AM
Got a few of the local brew from Asheville, NC - Highland Brewery's Cold Mountain. Also a few Samuel Adams Winter Classics as well as the rare craft beers, The Vixen and Tasman Red.

I use to live in Asheville! Have you been to Asheville Pizza and Brewery company? I usually don't like seasonal flavored stuff, but their pumpkin beer is amazing. I drank a pitcher of it before my quantum mechanics final....ahh good day.

halloween
12-09-2011, 11:51 AM
heh, we drank mimosa's today in class. i bought peach flavoured champagne, and it was amazing!

icklekitty
12-10-2011, 10:09 PM
I bought a glass of wine tonight and then my friends kept topping it off and then the fire alam went off so we went outside and I saw the prettiest boy ever and then someone knocked over my drink and then i was sad and then i got afree drink and then it happened again and then i was drunk.

Harry Seaward
12-10-2011, 10:18 PM
So who has invented a way to be able to eat food and also get drunk? I find eating food makes my experience getting drunk exponentially more difficult, depending on how much I ate. It sucks. Is it bad that I often find myself fasting throughout the day so I'll be able to get more drunk, quicker, later in the day?

Anyways, the store by my house has pints of vodka for $2.35 and I try to drink at least one a night. It usually works out to 2-3 per week due to money issues though. Anyways, vodka yay!

Big Fat Matt
12-11-2011, 12:52 AM
im not an adventurous drinker. In the winter its Crown on the rocks, in the summer its Budweiser.

Pouring myself Crown number 5 tonite. i can still type okay. capitalization is a concept i dont seem to like right now though.

pequena
12-11-2011, 01:06 AM
why...HELLO ets...

Harry Seaward
12-11-2011, 01:08 AM
Out of vodka. Fuck you people and your having alcohol.

pequena
12-11-2011, 01:12 AM
Out of vodka. Fuck you people and your having alcohol.
I'll have you know, I EARNED this alcohol :p I had to set out on a small journey across a small part of the city to acquire this bottle of Yellowtail.
:)

Cat Mom
12-11-2011, 01:23 AM
Tonight: best Bellini I've ever had!!!!

littlemonkey613
12-11-2011, 03:39 AM
Wooohooooooo

icklekitty
12-11-2011, 05:46 AM
So who has invented a way to be able to eat food and also get drunk? I find eating food makes my experience getting drunk exponentially more difficult, depending on how much I ate. It sucks. Is it bad that I often find myself fasting throughout the day so I'll be able to get more drunk, quicker, later in the day?


If you take insulin or metformin this isn't so much of a problem.

Fixer808
12-11-2011, 05:24 PM
OOOOooooooooh hung over. Fetish night was fun, decided to go after all, despite plans getting messed up. It was eventful, talked to random army people who were there because shore leave and couldn't believe the kind of shit that was going on in the dungeon. Then I was out on the smoking balcony, sitting next to some girl and chatting with her, when all of a sudden she turns away and goes full Linda Blair, right in her friend's lap. Cab time for her. So after all that, and more dancing, just before I left I met a cute girl who I started talking to after I bought her a shoe shine. Some guys buy girls drinks. I get their boots polished.

ANYway, long story short, I may have a new play partner out of the deal, we exchanged numbers. Yay!

Dra508
12-11-2011, 06:52 PM
OOOOooooooooh hung over.It was amazing how I willed myself not to throw up this morning.

Big Fat Matt
12-12-2011, 12:40 AM
whiskey tastes like dreams.

Hula
12-14-2011, 05:58 PM
drunk on like a few ciders wtf

he said it was 'asspal'

but without the second s

so i guess 'aspal'

but it will forever be asspal ofr me

oh godd sso drunk

Tea
12-14-2011, 06:33 PM
Company Christmas party tonight. :) :) :) :) *wink wink*

slave2thewage
12-15-2011, 08:31 AM
It's a bit of an anniversary for me today, so in about six hours or so I should be drinking and staring off wistfully into the distance.

Pillfred
12-15-2011, 02:09 PM
Smoked too much to get properly hammered last night. :( It did save on my newcastle though so ill make sure to pick up where i left off last night tonight. I foresee a bender coming on, one that is long over due. Whiskey sours here i come.

Beef of the Sea
12-15-2011, 04:24 PM
Company Christmas party tonight. :) :) :) :) *wink wink*Mine tonight, free booze awwwwwwwwww yeaaaaaaaah.
Also, If I have any ones phone number - prepare for it to be ringing off the hook, IT'S DRUNK DIAL SEASON.

Lunatica
12-15-2011, 07:11 PM
WTF me and my friends got disgustingly wasted with 2 beers and a couple of shots. It was disgusting. Everybody was so embarrassed about how pussed out it was to get wasted with so little. And of course embarrassed because it was just embarrassing. I think we got alcohol poisoning or something. We puked and cried and hugged each other and bonded and everything. It was gross. Two fucking beers and like, 5 tequila shots each. It's really nothing we could handle but I don't know what the fuck just happened. We ate and everything WTF?

Beef of the Sea
12-15-2011, 07:23 PM
Was the beer still within the use-by? I find that off-liquor will destroy you in no time flat.

the duder
12-15-2011, 11:02 PM
Wowzers. Went out for dinner with a friend and ended up rather drunk. 5:15 is coming too soon.

Torgo
12-18-2011, 12:57 AM
Holy fucking shit wasted out of.my mind from wine tasting at my parents place... i hopdndno vomit

iamanexit
12-18-2011, 03:09 AM
I am drunkish right now!
I started with two PBR's (because I swore I wouldn't get drunk). Then I had some cranberry vodka thing, a cherry bomb and a vodka & red bull. WOOOOO! lolol

johnbron
12-18-2011, 03:22 AM
Getting there. Getting there...

halloween
12-18-2011, 11:02 AM
Oh boooy, i didn't even drink THAT MUCH, buuuut it was mixed of espresso vodka and kahlua? So fuck it was strong, i got waaaay drunk and could NOT stop laughing at the episode of South Park that people played last night at the rocky horror after (non) party. Thankfully i'm not terribly hung over, just a tad dizzy. I have no food, and am dreading the moment i have to go out and get some.

Torgo
12-18-2011, 09:10 PM
Holy fucking shit wasted out of.my mind from wine tasting at my parents place... i hopdndno vomit

I was so drunk yesterday that I could not figure out how to resume and play my gameboy advance pokemon game.

Goldfoot
12-18-2011, 09:59 PM
I've been drinking since noon when we were brewing beer. Woooo

krush
12-19-2011, 03:17 AM
i love wild turkey goddamn

The Becoming
12-20-2011, 12:30 PM
Who drinks at 1:30 in the afternoon? Fuckin' champions do.

Thaned
12-20-2011, 07:00 PM
Not gonna lie, I've felt a lot better. Work in 4 hours = oh god why

Thaned
12-20-2011, 07:56 PM
Hangovers are always so much better after the vom.

sublimaze
12-20-2011, 08:10 PM
Thanks for sharing

Fixer808
12-26-2011, 01:13 AM
HOLIDAY CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
I'm not as drunk as I should be, but there's still 45 minutes left in Christmas. Let's do this thing.

Thaned
12-26-2011, 07:40 AM
I am going to be soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hungover in the morning! :O Oh no. Head to the hills!

Fixer808
12-26-2011, 12:10 PM
I'm shocked. Winter Ale, white and red wine, Scotch, then gin... I should be appalingly hung over right now? It must have all been buffered by the turkey and stuffing and potatoes, ETC.

halloween
12-26-2011, 01:28 PM
i am going to be soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hungover in the morning! :o oh no. Head to the hills!

drink more water quiiiick

Fixer808
12-26-2011, 02:54 PM
drink more water quiiiick
But no Tylenol! Aceteminphan (sp?) and alcohol like to gang up on your liver.

Thaned
12-27-2011, 03:32 AM
I think I should stop drinking Jager, I always have the most nauseous hangovers after drinking Jager. Well at least I hope it's from that otherwise I'm just gonna stop drinking because they're just really not worth it.

con4cyn
12-27-2011, 07:45 AM
I can only do so much jäger unless I want to blackout. That stuff is dangerous, and has left me passed out in my car many a nights. Jäger = baaaaaad.

miss k bee
12-27-2011, 07:10 PM
So much alcohol in the house!!!

Fixer808
12-27-2011, 07:57 PM
so much alcohol in the house!!!
for now...

poinoup
12-27-2011, 10:15 PM
Had a couple of Granville Island Lions Winter Ale...and sooooo much wine. Feeling pretty good right now I must say...

sublimaze
12-27-2011, 10:27 PM
Drink tank. Oh, I need to quit you so badly.

johnbron
12-28-2011, 03:05 AM
"They're Amazing Things and I Love Them" This is the name of the song I'm currently writing about saltine crackers.

Fixer808
12-28-2011, 03:10 AM
"They're Amazing Things and I Love Them" This is the name of the song I'm currently writing about saltine crackers.
"I put them in soup and eventually they become poop" would be a great chorus.

johnbron
12-28-2011, 03:26 AM
"I put them in soup and eventually they become poop" would be a great chorus.
Together, we will be more powerful than John Kerry and John Edwards. WE WILL END WORLD HUNGER WITH THE POWER OF THE SALTINE MOTHERFUCKING CRACKER, BITCHES!

theruiner
12-28-2011, 03:31 AM
Ooohh...can you write a song about low sodium Saltines next? My doctor's got me on a special diet.

miss k bee
12-28-2011, 11:28 AM
I have a blood test for anemia tommorrow it may be 40% proof!

icklekitty
12-29-2011, 07:58 PM
Another night, another entire bottle of red wine. Fuck you, New Zealand.

slave2thewage
12-29-2011, 08:05 PM
I can't find my gin. Sad times.

johnbron
12-30-2011, 01:44 AM
This is the first time I've been drunk from hard liquor since July. Not going to lie, I feel fucking GOOD right now. (the morning is what I'm worried about.) What's up, bitches? :D :D :D

slave2thewage
12-30-2011, 01:50 AM
Sober, but kinda sleep deprived here. Can I still join in?

johnbron
12-30-2011, 01:54 AM
You? YES! But I'm being super fucking boring and listening to bad music and being completely alone. SO LIKE ME! I KNOW! D:

johnbron
12-30-2011, 01:57 AM
I'm about to head into the bathroom and get rid of this fucking beard. Boring? Yes! Really though, it's fucking necessary! :(

Jinsai
12-30-2011, 04:56 AM
I'm about to head into the bathroom and get rid of this fucking beard. Boring? Yes! Really though, it's fucking necessary! :(

Drunken beard trimming is almost always a bad idea.

sentient02970
12-30-2011, 09:25 AM
The pints of Scotch Ale at the local brewpub were kind to me up until glass number 4 last night. Staying away from beer for a while.

johnbron
12-30-2011, 12:07 PM
Drunken beard trimming is almost always a bad idea.

Fortunately, I fell asleep before making it to the bathroom. Beard is still present.

Thaned
12-30-2011, 04:36 PM
Instead of a raging new years I'm going for a chill one with friends, quite a change from last year...

Oh and we're gonna play Cards Against Humanity (http://www.cardsagainsthumanity.com/). Best game.

Fixer808
12-30-2011, 04:47 PM
Instead of a raging new years I'm going for a chill one with friends, quite a change from last year...

I shall be going completely off the rails. It is going to be epic.

Torgo
12-30-2011, 10:18 PM
Instead of a raging new years I'm going for a chill one with friends, quite a change from last year...

Oh and we're gonna play Cards Against Humanity (http://www.cardsagainsthumanity.com/). Best game.

I saw this on Reddit the other day and had to print out the cards (I would have bought the game, but they were sold out). The choices are AMAZING. Not sure how the card 'coathanger abortion' would go over with my elderly neighbors though.

A note related to drinking: just finished off a mildly cold Framboise and moving on to an Old Fezziwig Ale - which - is the weirdest tasting beer I've had recently.

Fixer808
12-31-2011, 03:03 PM
Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.
I'm totally sold.

ætche
01-04-2012, 04:47 AM
Instead of a raging new years I'm going for a chill one with friends, quite a change from last year...

Oh and we're gonna play Cards Against Humanity (http://www.cardsagainsthumanity.com/). Best game.

That game looks fucking amazing. I must download or buy it. And for a more relevant comment, I just found out the awesomeness of hard cider tonight. I shall investigate this beverage further on future drinking nights.

ibanez33
01-09-2012, 04:17 AM
Hi everyone, my name is Garrett, and I'm an alcoholic. You all probably have vague fuzzy memories of me as "ibanez33" on the old board. 'Sup?

Thaned
01-09-2012, 05:23 AM
That sad moment when the grog shop is closed.

Pillfred
01-09-2012, 11:48 AM
Started up at my old job again and have been working long days. I go back to school tomorrow and today is about my last day off till summer. I am having a hard time not drinking before noon. So i wen't for coffee and and to hop on the nets. Why than am i posting this here it is because i foresee very shortly mass quantities of beer in my future, so more a preemptive post to the shit fest that is too come. That is all.

Hey, it's ibanez....

Fixer808
01-09-2012, 07:01 PM
I'm going to live in this thread if the weather doesn't stop being so fucking depressing soon.

Hey, it's ibanez....

johnbron
01-09-2012, 11:18 PM
I love you guys. And that Cards Against Humanity game looks amazing. I'll be buying it when the real version is available again. Also, beer!

miss k bee
01-10-2012, 07:49 PM
Made a tipsy purchase from an adult website oh dear! bouncy bouncy!

Thaned
01-11-2012, 02:08 AM
Weak Stomach + Strong Liver = Crap times while drinking.

Thaned
01-12-2012, 03:31 PM
I don't know exactly, but I know that I had a shot of something filthy and it ended in vom. Then I made myself absent. Good idea? Good idea. I think I'm still drunk...

icklekitty
01-12-2012, 04:05 PM
I can't get enough of red wine at the moment. Red wine and cheese. What is happening to me?

halloween
01-12-2012, 04:16 PM
I can't get enough of red wine at the moment. Red wine and cheese. What is happening to me?

I came here but when the page loaded i turned to the tv, and the episode ended with "Ooook, that's enough wine for you..." and then I turned my head back to read this post. It was a funny moment.

Anyways, wine mmmm....

miss k bee
01-13-2012, 06:33 PM
Two days nothing now back to the vodka russian one, tmw almond liquior thing cold

Dra508
01-13-2012, 07:17 PM
Moscow Mule. I'm warning ya'll, this could have gotten ugly, but I only have one can of ginger beer.

miss k bee
01-14-2012, 06:06 PM
Made a tipsy purchase from an adult website oh dear! bouncy bouncy!
Trying to 'pump' up my purchase with a foot pump while tipsy on Amerrtto liqour.

Eos
01-15-2012, 12:25 AM
MARGARITA. That is all.

ETA: Holy fuck I hate it when the aclochol hits all at once.

Fixer808
01-15-2012, 04:09 PM
MARGARITA. That is all.

ETA: Holy fuck I hate it when the aclochol hits all at once.
That's why I don't drink 4Loko or Vodka-Red Bulls! Tipsy, bit drunk, bit drunk, bit drunk, BLARGH ALCOHOL POISONING VOM!!!

icklekitty
01-15-2012, 04:25 PM
I once got wasted on vodka+cranberry juice, then had one shot of absinthe and sobered up. Keep that in your back pocket.

miss k bee
01-15-2012, 07:10 PM
SOmeone needs to take the Amaretto out of my cupboard that thing too temping to me to drinkk

Eos
01-16-2012, 01:00 AM
Polishing off the last of the margaritas so it can't taunt me for another week. It's already gone to my head. :3

ETA: HA, I opened up a new tab for ETS because I thought I accidentally closed it. Didn't take too long to get me wasted tonight.

Pillfred
01-16-2012, 10:16 AM
Looking forward to dollar taps tonight and than 50 cent taps tomorrow. I'm starting to really love the Pickled Parrott.

the duder
01-22-2012, 10:59 PM
Hooray for football, boo for the end of football season. Happy to see the dirty birds eat shit and die, sad to see the Giants/Pats superbowel (typo intended). Fuck I hate the end of football season. I do like being drunk and forcing my roommates to watch Neverender (esp. the end of "The Final Cut" and Claudio & Travis' dueling guitars + Chris Pennies' epic solo).

Fuck 5 a.m. comes fast.

Pillfred
01-24-2012, 12:46 AM
Drunk enough topost on my shit ass phone. Whiskey won't you take away my troubles?

nin5in
01-27-2012, 07:31 PM
Currently drinking a half-and-half mixture of Bacardi Bahama Mama and Smirnoff Tuscan Lemonade.

slave2thewage
01-27-2012, 07:49 PM
Brought to you by wine. Red, red wine.

Pillfred
01-29-2012, 04:47 PM
4 hours of work left than I'm fixing to drink myself stupid. Not a fan of sundays...

ætche
01-30-2012, 04:50 AM
Bought some miller high life to complement the few blue moon's I had left. I found out my unemployment unexpectedly ran out and felt the need to get drunk, cheaply. The funny thing, though, is as I passed a group of kids begging for change and cigarettes one of them dissed on my choice of high life. I'm sorry I bought shitty beer that you don't agree with street kids, but at least I didn't beg anyone for change to do so.

Fixer808
02-13-2012, 07:37 PM
Day off tomorrow, so possible karaoke and drinking tonight, followed by watching 30 Rock and Kung Fu Hustle and drinking. FUCK YOU MONDAY, I WIN.

Also, page 2? FOR SHAME, PEOPLE.

Oberstgruppenführer CFI
02-14-2012, 10:07 AM
The thread of awesome, here you are! Going to see a couple works by Stockhausen tonight, just opened a bottle of quality red wine before meeting with a friend at the venue to get some more drinking done. Cheers, ya'll

johnbron
02-19-2012, 01:39 AM
Oh hey, what's going on everybody?! As usual these days, I'm drinking Imperial India Pale Ale. The greatest beer every created. Bridgeport Hop Czar. NOM NOM NOM DRUNK!

Fixer808
02-19-2012, 02:58 PM
OH HAI, LAST NIGHT'S JOHN! I was drunk too, but alas was not internets. Kicked ass at laser tag, came in 5th out of 36 people, with 2 coworkers snagging 1st and 2nd spots. KILLING SPREE, GODLIKE!

themethatyouknow
02-19-2012, 07:02 PM
Jambalaya and Hurricanes... wish I was actually in New Orleans, but fuck it, I'll celebrate from here.

ibanez33
02-20-2012, 01:34 AM
'bout to open a bottle of Forty Creek, I'll be back in an hour or so.

miss k bee
02-21-2012, 06:24 PM
Drank some Pepsi Max - disgusting how do people drink this shit!! Feel terrible now artificial sweetners are yuk, should've just drank some vodka neat.

halloween
02-23-2012, 01:18 PM
Next ETS Meetup. We're playing this drinking game.
http://i.imgur.com/RgbSh.jpg

Pillfred
02-23-2012, 03:00 PM
http://ask.metafilter.com/85611/Songs-about-drinking-whisky

I may have to find some internets tonight while i get smashed and go through this list.

REPLICA
02-25-2012, 07:37 PM
Had three local brew and then two shots of Jack Daniels Tennessee Honey... I shouldn't have had the second shot...

blackholesun
02-25-2012, 09:12 PM
WINE. Cooking + drinking = magic.

Harry Seaward
02-26-2012, 12:16 AM
http://i.imgur.com/IZSEM.jpg

Fixer808
02-26-2012, 05:16 PM
I left the bar at 2:00am, searched for a cab, shared my coat and the cab with a cute girl, when I introduced myself once we'd managed to GRAB said cab she said "Hey, that's my fiancee's name!"
FML.

Anyway, then I got home around 3:00, had a nightcap, one last smoke, and watched some Metalocalypse before falling asleep at the desk and waking up a couple hours later with my head on the desk. Then I went to bed and woke up at noon in white agony.

Good times, I love fetish night! :D

ibanez33
02-28-2012, 01:50 AM
Good times, I love fetish night! :D

I swear, every time I talk to you, you end the conversation with something like "anyways I gotta go stitch up my Chewbacca costume and get ready for fetish nigth". Is it every weeekend or something?

Oberstgruppenführer CFI
02-28-2012, 06:06 PM
Watched Opeth in a club, drank schnapps, caught a taxi, drank more schnapps, don't know what's going' on lol

Fixer808
02-28-2012, 06:28 PM
I swear, every time I talk to you, you end the conversation with something like "anyways I gotta go stitch up my Chewbacca costume and get ready for fetish nigth". Is it every weeekend or something?
Damn near. 2nd, 3rd, and last Saturdays of every month. There's also a party coming up in March called "Galaxion", where they play 80's music and haul a bunch of arcade machines into the joint. I'ma get my drink on and fuck shit up with a Galaga machine. AWWWW YEAH BOYEE!

ibanez33
02-28-2012, 10:43 PM
Damn near. 2nd, 3rd, and last Saturdays of every month. There's also a party coming up in March called "Galaxion", where they play 80's music and haul a bunch of arcade machines into the joint. I'ma get my drink on and fuck shit up with a Galaga machine. AWWWW YEAH BOYEE!

When and where? Booze and arcade machines definitely sounds like something I'd make the trip over for!

Fixer808
02-29-2012, 01:29 PM
when and where? Booze and arcade machines definitely sounds like something i'd make the trip over for!
RIGHT HERE MOTHERFUCKER!
http://www.yelp.ca/events/vancouver-galaxion-fancy-footwork

Jacob's Ladder
03-01-2012, 01:17 AM
MARGARITA. That is all.

ETA: Holy fuck I hate it when the aclochol hits all at once.
I just ordered some Li Hing Mui because I'm homesick. Planning on making Li hing Mui margaritas!
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/food-network-challenge/li-hing-margarita-recipe/index.html

Also, I've been drunk almost every night since I've turned 21. Tonight is no exception. I've learned that I really really like Gin.

Dra508
03-01-2012, 11:52 AM
Also, I've been drunk almost every night since I've turned 21. Tonight is no exception. I've learned that I really really like Gin.Happy Birthday. Scary, I remember when you were in high school.

Fixer808
03-02-2012, 05:50 PM
I do believe I shall get inebriated tonight. :)

Thaned
03-02-2012, 06:21 PM
Also, I've been drunk almost every night since I've turned 21. Tonight is no exception. I've learned that I really really like Gin.

You're doing it right. Also, you've reminded me that I havn't drunk gin in ages, time to get some gin and tonic?

Fixer808
03-02-2012, 07:17 PM
You're doing it right. Also, you've reminded me that I havn't drunk gin in ages, time to get some gin and tonic?
Perfect summer drink!

Pillfred
03-03-2012, 12:39 AM
Drinking some Chimay tonight with some Newcastle in reserve. Decided to treat myself tonight to some good booze.

the duder
03-03-2012, 04:14 PM
So, I went out last night after having a couple evening beers. Ended up staying out FAR too late, switching to red bull & vodka, then back to beer. Had to get up at 6:00 this morning, and havent stopped moving yet. Ugh. My eyes feel like they're going to explode, and the rest of my head will follow. How did I used to do this?!?!

NINmuffin
03-03-2012, 11:52 PM
Was scrolling through this thread quickly.. only word I managed to get was fetish.. tells you something about me eh? lol - 6 Sam A's in and I'm drunk.. again tells ya something about me.. that and the fact that I have proofread this 7 times :) Anyway - I fear the drunk tank but must drown my sorrows - My child is gone.. with his irresponsible suicidal bi-polar father for the weekend.. always makes me nervous.. social worker could care less - In the middle of a nasty NASTY divorce.. *sighs* Wish life could be easier

Big Fat Matt
03-04-2012, 01:41 AM
Dack Janiels Whennessee Tiskey

Ryan
03-04-2012, 01:46 AM
barecove radler (lime flavored) and carlton cold

ibanez33
03-05-2012, 03:56 AM
Move over Forty Creek, there's a new favorite in town!

http://images2.makefive.com/images/experiences/other/favorite-canadian-whiskey/wiser_s-small-batch-7.jpg

I know Wisers isn't the greatest, but this stuff beats out everything else I've had in it's price range.

miss k bee
03-06-2012, 05:19 PM
Cheap crappy cold wine

ibanez33
03-07-2012, 01:02 AM
MORE WHISKEY!!! *punches computer in the face*

Fixer808
03-07-2012, 12:33 PM
Fact: Whiskey was invented by the Scottish as a cheap, low cost alternative to actually having something worth fighting about.

Thaned
03-08-2012, 09:39 AM
What a disappointing night out. Also, two guys tried to pick me up tonight (which admittedly is kinda flatterying). At least the 2nd one wasn't some hektik asshat taking a piss.

Protip: Don't try and pick me up while I'm taking a piss by yelling at me to get my attention then raising your eyebrows suggestively.

I just hope he had a good look.

Fixer808
03-08-2012, 05:11 PM
I've been using that technique at the bar. Push open the door to the ladies room and when the girls standing at the sink turn to glare, ya hit 'em with the eyebrow raise before it closes again! If you ain't outside having filthy alley sex before the night is through... then... it's actually a normal night.

*SAD*

Thaned
03-08-2012, 06:22 PM
I'm imagining that when the door swings open you're there, and as soon as they rush out of the bathroom to inspect you've vanished off into the night. We call him the Phantom of the Bathroom Hookup. Coming passed out on a pool table near you.

ibanez33
03-10-2012, 03:34 PM
Helluva night! Got some vague memories of texting Fixer808 about pool tables, the rest is still taking it's time on coming back to me.

Fixer808
03-11-2012, 03:34 PM
[checks inbox] Holy shit, you're right. The last two days are... hazy, to say the least. In full-blown hangover recovery mode this afternoon.

ibanez33
03-13-2012, 03:59 AM
The chance for bad puns alone would make the sex better! "How about my balls in your pocket?". Too obvious? Fine, fuck you.
The whole chat was pretty awesome.

icklekitty
03-13-2012, 04:45 AM
Fixer clearly saw that episode of Friends where they went back to before the pilot.

the duder
03-16-2012, 06:58 PM
Gettin' thoroughly WHITE BOY WASTED on a box of wine tonight. Spring Break 2012! Whoooooo!

halloween
03-16-2012, 07:30 PM
I can't imagine getting drunk as often i see some people around me get. I just don't get the fun =[

playwithfire
03-16-2012, 08:52 PM
I can't imagine getting drunk as often i see some people around me get. I just don't get the fun =[

Neither do I. But then, my body also tends to not react well to alcohol I put in it. I had like a sip or two of beer last week. Literally. And it didn't make me feel good. I just don't think my system likes it.

ltrandazzo
03-16-2012, 10:47 PM
bicycle

BICYCLE

BICYCLE

BICYCLE

BICYCLE

BICYCLE

WHY DON'T YOU RIDE MY BICYCLE

ibanez33
03-25-2012, 06:40 AM
why the fucking shit cunts is this god damn thread on page mother fucking two on a god damn saturday fucking night you assholes!?!?!???!!! Drink the fuck up


*3 days later edit* I have no recollection of this post whatsoever.

profane
03-28-2012, 04:22 PM
Being single and on a creative slump (I'm a graphic designer) doesn't bode well when it comes to drinking these days. One good note, my acupuncturist helps to keep somewhat of an acceptable ballance physical and mental health wise. Well as for as 'somewhat' and 'acceptable' go.

BlueCalx
03-28-2012, 08:46 PM
Anyone here a port drinker?

Since I started having money, I started flirting aggressively with becoming an alcoholic. Also, for some reason, the West Coast is rife with friendly, chic 'mixology' bars which appeal to my longstanding desire to be sorted into Slytherin house and excel at Potions.

Ryan
03-29-2012, 03:55 AM
http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/295240_10150713575798713_540763712_9216258_9191467 88_n.jpg


http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/s720x720/543416_10150713576968713_540763712_9216262_1184000 633_n.jpg

Ryan
03-29-2012, 03:56 AM
why the fucking shit cunts is this god damn thread on page mother fucking two on a god damn saturday fucking night you assholes!?!?!???!!! Drink the fuck up


*3 days later edit* I have no recollection of this post whatsoever.



good post was good

Pillfred
03-29-2012, 01:30 PM
My mood as of late is not helping my new desire to cut back on my drinking. However I think building up frustrations sober will make for a more boisterous night of alcoholic debauchery when i finally go out and my bottle of whiskey.

Also. Ryan how was the beer?

Ryan
03-30-2012, 04:21 AM
Nice, but we'll see if this one is nicer.

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/s720x720/546397_10150715787878713_540763712_9222224_1965077 415_n.jpg

Ryan
03-30-2012, 04:23 AM
jesus christ, the cork just flew out of it by itself. scared the shit outta me

Mafu
03-30-2012, 10:30 AM
Fucking hell your desk is dirty.

johnbron
04-09-2012, 02:03 AM
Oh fuck yes I'm drunk. What's up, bitches?! Jesus can't save me now!

Mech
04-10-2012, 12:22 PM
Made myself a smoked margarita last night. Very delicious. I've been on a cocktail kick lately and this one did not disappoint!

Pillfred
04-18-2012, 01:22 AM
Fucking Hell! I got started at fifty cent tap night, had to bail on the shit VD they had. Alas I must continue to drink solo.

Corvus T. Cosmonaut
04-28-2012, 11:30 PM
Finding God seems a very real possibility every time I get loaded on one of these large trappist Belgian ales. Perhaps that is the goal?

In any case, at the moment I kind of feel like the monk life of cheese-making and ale-brewing would be ideal.

Fixer808
04-29-2012, 05:46 PM
Holy fuck, I got shit-show drunk last night. Feeling it heavily today. Must go find pulled pork.

ibanez33
05-02-2012, 03:21 AM
Holy fuck, I got shit-show drunk last night. Feeling it heavily today. Must go find pulled pork.

UUUGH, last time I ate pulled pork with a hangover it was all over my shower when I got home.

Beef of the Sea
05-02-2012, 03:32 AM
That is probably the best visual ever.

ibanez33
05-02-2012, 03:52 AM
It was kind of disgusting at first, but then it started washing away and I thought it was hilarious. I should've utilized the tactical vom the previous night.

Fixer808
05-02-2012, 08:18 PM
http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2009/08/Vomit.gif
TACTICAL VOM IS TACTICAL