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blackholesun
02-26-2013, 01:41 AM
Drinking wine tonight. I'm usually a whiskey or even vodka guy. I feel sleepy. Goodnight ETS.

ibanez33
02-26-2013, 03:14 AM
Kicking the booze for a while to help me quit smoking and save money for the NIN tour, sorry everyone. In my absence, I can only hope that TheBecoming can keep this thread alive with his ridiculously amusing ETS fanfic. I'll be back to my profanity-ridden vomit posts in about a month. 1 beer and 1 smoke left for the night, and tomorrow I shall awaken a hollow shell of the man we all know and love (to hate).

Wish me luck!

Or don't, whatever. I'll still <3 you guys.

themethatyouknow
02-26-2013, 07:33 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I set the over/under at 3 days.

ibanez33
02-27-2013, 04:47 PM
Shit, I forgot weekends are a thing. I'm gonna need a hobby by tomorrow night.

ibanez33
03-04-2013, 01:53 AM
Well, I beat the over/under by a day.

ibanez33
03-29-2013, 09:40 AM
Holy fuck I'm never drinking moonshine again. Which one of you called me from New York?

*edit* going through last nights texts... "I was gonna post some shit on ets but the drunk tank isn't on the first page so I'm taking a shot of moonshine"

miss k bee
04-06-2013, 06:04 PM
Ice cold Absolut Vodka

Mantra
04-07-2013, 01:15 AM
I think I'm getting to the point where I've stopped caring about any other form of booze besides whiskey. I used to try out all the various brands of beer and wine and rum and tequila and liqueurs and all that stuff. But these days it's just like, "eh, fuck that shit." Now I can understand those people who give up on listening to new bands and just settle down with their two favorite records. It's just like, why waste my time? I know exactly what I want.

Fixer808
04-07-2013, 01:21 AM
I enjoy whiskey but can rarely afford to drink it (my tastes run to the expensive, so I usually only drink it when I'm at my parents' place, my dad likes the top-shelf stuff), so I'm a beer man.

dlb
04-07-2013, 03:08 PM
Beer and Gin right here. Nothing else although I won't say no if someone invites me for a cider at the local Irish Pub we've been heading to for the last few weekends. Due to some complications with my esophagus two years ago I have to avoid hard liquer so I stick to the lighter stuff.

Gotta kick the alcohol though for a while since I'm starting a workout routine to get into shape and form for my upcoming fencing tournaments. It's gonna be hard, but worth it. I cut it down already by having a glass of water here and there if the situation doesn't call for party animals and it worked out quite well so far. The past weekends have been disastrous, though, but now that strong beer season is over in Germany I may reach my goal.

ibanez33
04-08-2013, 01:58 AM
I still love trying new boozes, but I'm pretty sure I'm quite a bit younger than you guys. But sometimes you gotta settle for the old favorites, especially when your bar has goddamn fishbowls full of Long Island Iced Tea on special.

Fixer808
04-08-2013, 02:14 AM
Regretting emails, a part of outr heritage.

ibanez33
04-08-2013, 02:39 AM
Regretting emails, a part of outr heritage.

I usually just regret texts and long-distance phone calls. Also:

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2758/4254863013_2978ca2157_z.jpg?zz=1

REPLICA
04-13-2013, 11:12 PM
I'm ECHOING THE SOUND… Damn it… Anyway...


So I have had a few beers… 21st Amendment I think, maybe not. But I know I have had two barley wine styles which are around… 11.5 I think. But Yeah. I also had some other small beers but nothing to really speak of.

Damn it, I wish I could have spent time with some friends or went to a club or found a hot Australian girl to ask out for the night.

Edit: The Macallan 12….

EDIT #2: SEE YA LATER FUCKERSS!!!

ibanez33
04-13-2013, 11:22 PM
If I don't have a reason to go out in the next 15 minutes I'm going to drown myself in ceasars.

Fixer808
04-13-2013, 11:40 PM
Put them in a Camelbak, THEN go out.

ibanez33
04-14-2013, 02:36 AM
Every time I get a "New thanks/likes alert" I know it's Fixer liking my Drunk Tank posts.



IN OTHER NEWS Nothing worked out tonight, drinking ceasars and rum and watching TV.


*EDIT* BONUS DRINKING GAME http://gamejam.bossastudios.com/ every time you kill him take a shot, if you complete the surgery slam a drink or take a few shots because you're obviously not drunk enough

Fixer808
04-14-2013, 02:47 AM
Beers and Mass Effect 2, with breaks to check FB and ETS, etc... And move to Vancouver, dude. Small-town life cannot contain you.

spiralout
04-14-2013, 04:30 AM
Just got back from my brother in law's house, we killed a bottle of Johnny Walker double Black....feeling goooood.

ibanez33
04-14-2013, 05:17 AM
And move to Vancouver, dude. Small-town life cannot contain you.

I was actually going to next month but my buddies found a 2 bedroom before I could make up my mind about joining them. I'll be there way more often now though, so keep your phone at the ready when I come over.

ALSO ceasars with rum are way better than vodka, why did I not try this sooner!?

http://i.imgur.com/edCf2hN.jpg


I kinda had to chef up my own recipe because google is a fickle bitch but basically it's this (all measurements are approximate):

3oz spiced rum (Bacardi Oakheart)
8oz Motts Clamato juice
3 dashes of pepper
2 dashes of salt
2 dashes of worshestesterstsrsr
1 dash seasoning salt
3 ice cubes
1 piece of celary
1/4 dill pickle

TASTY DRINK AND A HEALTHY SNACK WHILE YOU MAKE THE NEXT ONE

In a 12oz glass this bitch gets full to the rim when tyou throw in the pickle so you might want to use a straw, or just drink some whille you're making it or whatever the fuck float your boat


edit! keep your eyes peeled on this post, I may include a drunk instructonal video after this one

update uploading to youtube as we speak

another edit I used spised rum because im out of tabasco, but i think it works better this way,. also youtube is slow as fuck.

ibanez33
04-15-2013, 01:47 AM
So after blacking out and waking up covered in rancid Clamato juice which may or may not have actually been vomit I've decided I should probably quit drinking for a while again. Going for 50 days, feel free to pledge donations or make bets, I'll set the over/under for you at 5 days.

REPLICA
04-25-2013, 11:38 PM
So. … I pre-gamed with two Samuel Adams Boston Lagers and when I got to the bar I had three Natty Greene's Southern Pale Ales (5.3% - I think) and then a Woodchuck cider. SO NOW. I'm done for the night… I thought about getting my last Sam Adams out and pushing that down but I'm not sure that might be a good idea as I have already posted in the Fuck Me thread how I feel tonight. Anyway, I think I might just go to sleep here in a little while (a hour or two). I had some great deep fried mushrooms tonight so that's a plus.

Torgo
04-26-2013, 12:20 AM
If I don't have a reason to go out in the next 15 minutes I'm going to drown myself in ceasars.

To me, this just sounds like you're drowning yourself in salads.

Fixer808
04-26-2013, 03:22 AM
I got home from work 30 minutes ago. Shit's about to get real. Also, I discovered the joys of the Red Eye this weekend: Beer and either tomato juice, or Clamato (which I prefer). I'm pretty sure at one point we both just got a pitcher and said "Fuck the glass, let's drink like heroes."

Things are... hazy after that. I was at a roller derby match that my ex was playing in before, and she came home with me after, but just for sleep.

The Becoming
04-27-2013, 12:56 AM
Fuck it. Been drinking since noon and thought I'd share a random theruiner fact.

One time theruiner got really shitfaced off jet fuel and ambien and fellated a young man in a convenience store that he had mistook for a slurpee machine. After realizing his mistake, he spit out the gooey reward into the closing shift manager's mop bucket, who later disposed of the dirty wad into a storm drain. 9 months later, a creature emerged from the murky depths of the Hudson River. While no one has actually seen him in person, evidence of his existence is far and wide. The natives call him "Fixer808."

ibanez33
04-27-2013, 04:25 PM
what the fuck did i just rea-- oh, it's The Becoming. carry on.

scorpiusdiamond
04-29-2013, 05:53 PM
I've said it once, and I'll say it again. Dr Pepper & Gin is awesome.

miss k bee
05-01-2013, 05:42 PM
^ must try that

Drinking Absolut Vodka while listening to Absolute Radio 80's and eating ice cream

scorpiusdiamond
05-01-2013, 06:24 PM
Best thing about Dr Pepper & Gin (or as I call it, liquid gold) is that it doesn't matter on the measurements, it still tastes ace.

Fans of vanilla: Absolut Vodka Vanilla and Old J's Rum. Recommended.

miss k bee
05-01-2013, 06:39 PM
you tube karaoke, speaking on skype to my mum and sister, reading sad stauff on facebook..


just made my mum beak out laughing - vodka!

Dra508
05-01-2013, 07:52 PM
^ must try that

Drinking Absolut Vodka while listening to Absolute Radio 80's and eating ice cream
Bleck, I could never get use to the taste of Absolut. For inexpensive stuff, Skyy is definitely the way to go. A couple months ago, I was introduced to whiskey- Knobs Creek. Oh my god- love. As much as I had a woody white wine, I love this woody bourbon.

I now know to limit myself to two neat drinks- that is it.

REPLICA
05-02-2013, 08:44 PM
SO. I have been listening to the Cheers theme, Where Everybody Knows Your Name. And I associated it with my local bar, since all the girls there know my name. I have had a Woodchuck Cider, Ballats Pt Longfin Lager, a shot of Absolut Mandarin, two pints of Natty Greene's special brew Halfway Haus Pale, Blue Mountain Mandolin Ale and a Dogfish Aprihop Ale. But, if you look I have had a Vodka drink, a cider drink, a lager drink. ALL I NEED NOW IS A WHISKEY DRINK. LULZ CHUMBAWAMBA. I have a Glenfiddich 15 Scotch Whiskey, and that'll be my Whiskey drink.

EDIT: CHUMBAWAMBA ACHIEVEMENT - Whiskey, Vodka, Lager, and Cider drink. In one night within 2 hours of each other - plus numerous other beers.

EDIT 2: FUCK THE FUTURE!

ibanez33
05-04-2013, 02:48 AM
@theruiner (http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/member.php?u=51) and @johnbron (http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/member.php?u=5) [edit] and @Thaned (http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/member.php?u=116) are my main bitches

konkelo
05-04-2013, 04:13 PM
Yoyo whats up? we are at my friends cottage. Kind of the opening party of the summer. No Internet but 3G saves. So hello:rolleyes:

REPLICA
05-05-2013, 01:33 AM
Yeah so apparently THe Drunk Tank is my second home now… But I'm not really that drunk, I actually had just three beers and a Mikes Hard Lemonade (I know…). Anyway, I'm here at school and at a house party. Well, one of my RAs (resident advisors) shows up and she says I'm the cutest thing ever and she kisses me and before I can do anything about it she says, "I'm going to go with my friends. I'll see you later!" …MAN!!! What the Hell!?!? She's a pretty good looking lady, and I'd like to get with her. I sent her some Facebook messages but I doubt she'll get back to me. She has a bunch of guys after her right now. Plus I think when I see her, she might be all "I don't remember any of that."

miss k bee
05-05-2013, 05:34 PM
Yesterday - vodka and OJ,Cobra beer and Whiskey ginger and lime

Today - Gin and bitter lemon

ibanez33
05-06-2013, 02:12 AM
Went to my friends place yesterday just to chill and as I was walking up the driveway her mom yelled "Oh hey, you're here! I'm making margaritas!". We were all drunk by like 2pm, kept inviting people out and lost track of how many drinks we'd had before the sun had even set, then went to the bar when we ran out of rum and tequila. Tonight I'm just have a couple after-work beers and catching up with Game of Thrones and Doctor Who. Good weekend!

ibanez33
05-06-2013, 03:27 AM
EDIT: Oh and @ibanez33 (http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/member.php?u=1186) , I think I need to move to Canada after hearing all of your stories.

I don't see why everyone gives lightweight's shit for not being able to drink much, it's just cheaper and funner to get drunk if you don't have to empty your wallet to get tipsy.

I wish I was still a lightweight, but I definitely don't puke as often as I used to so that's nice I guess. You should come out for the big ETS meet up at one of the NIN shows! (haven't decided where because they haven't been announced yet).

Fixer808
05-10-2013, 07:48 AM
May your drinks be strong, your antics memorable, despite not being able to remember them tomorrow. I have spoken.

ibanez33
05-11-2013, 11:43 PM
Thanks for covering for me, I was too busy drinking last night.

Fixer808
05-12-2013, 04:09 AM
Thanks for covering for me, I was too busy drinking last night.
That's what I'M doing right now! NIGHT OFF, BRAH. Also still a bit baked. Also maybe drinking tomorrow with my ex and karaoke for company.

Fixer808
05-14-2013, 03:45 AM
My booty call stood me up, but since I was meeting her at karaoke I still had a blast:
NIN - Only
Erasure - A Little Respect (dedicated to playwithfire)
XTC - Making Plans For Nigel (dedicated to goody)
QOTSA - Go With The Flow
There was another one that I can't remember, which is strange, because it was the last one I did. Oh well, let's just say it was "Cult of Personality" by Living Colour (it wasn't, but I may do it next time):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xxgRUyzgs0

ibanez33
05-14-2013, 03:51 AM
You text me all night and don't even give me a dedication you whore!!!!

Fixer808
05-14-2013, 04:26 AM
you text me all night and don't even give me a dedication you whore!!!!
i didn't have time to do "the humpty dance".
GODDAMMIT, ETS, GIVE US BACK OUR ALL CAPS. EDITED. THIS WAS EDITED.

ibanez33
05-14-2013, 05:43 AM
Seriously where is our all-caps ETS!??!?!

Fixer808
05-14-2013, 06:18 AM
LOOKS LIKE WE GOTTA OUTSOURCE THIS SHIT.
http://www.convertcase.net/

REPLICA
05-14-2013, 11:46 AM
So… I remember some things from last night… 1. games and drinks at my friend's sister's house. 2. getting smashed way before 11pm. 3. going to a casino for more drinks. 4. going to the parkway (Smoky Mountains Parkway) to see the lights on the adjacent mountains. 5. throwing up in my friend's car because of his driving. 6. denting his car door at the gas station because I tried to get out of the car while throwing up. 7. taking a shower before bed and singing David Bowie's The Next Day.

EDIT: So I also found out I have a bruise and a scrape on my arm. I don't know what that is from but I think it is pretty awesome.

ibanez33
05-15-2013, 03:03 AM
Just logged in and saw this:

http://i.imgur.com/2TcjOIx.png

initial reaction: fear.

Fixer808
05-15-2013, 03:04 AM
Secondary reaction: check Drunk Tank/sent texts.

Beef of the Sea
05-15-2013, 04:31 AM
Well I had a 3 day hangover last weekend, and from here on out I swear I will never drink Bacardi 151 ever again.

ibanez33
05-15-2013, 06:06 PM
Everyone says that after a 151 binge.

Pillfred
05-15-2013, 08:00 PM
Everyone says that after a 151 binge.

I have yet to touch any Bacardi since my fateful night some 15 years ago. A buddy did get me to do a shot of Silver once, it immediately came right back up.

ibanez33
05-16-2013, 01:56 AM
You should try their new(ish) Oakheart spiced rum, it's fucking delicious. If I'm not drinking beer, I'm usually drinking that stuff.

themethatyouknow
05-16-2013, 02:05 AM
Jesus, don't ever touch Bacardi of any kind. The worst hangover I've ever had(and that's REALLY saying something) was off Bacardi silver. Right now I'm drinking Admiral Nelson. That's right the fucking Admiral. And I feel way less impending doom than if I had fucking Bacardi.

I still worry a little though because like half of the Admirals Picard had to deal with were evil.... It's the power, it corrupts.

Fixer808
05-16-2013, 04:37 AM
Ugh, one of the first and most terrible of my tactical errors came as a young man.

Mixing? Check.
Beer first? Check.
Over-imbibing? CHECK.

- 3 strong homebrew beers
- 6 raspberry coolers
- Old Crow Sour Mash Whiskey
- Kahlua
- A coffee mug filled to the brim with Bacardi White

From that list, you can probably guess my friend and I were raiding whatever we could find from my parents' liquor cabinet.

themethatyouknow
05-16-2013, 05:03 AM
Yeah no one would ever purchase that weird lineup.

It's strange, in addition to the worst hangover I ever had coming from Bacardi, someone also brought up everclear tonight. It made me think of the time freshman year that I was at a frat house for free food and beer and some dipshit handed me a shot of "vodka". Turned out that everclear doesn't go down so well. It's been like 15 years, but if I saw that douche, I'd still punch him in the stomach with no warning.

ibanez33
05-16-2013, 11:32 AM
We've got a long weekend here in Canada (or in BC at least), I'm gearing up for my 4th Vomathon of the year. Round 5 will follow in early June during the week of my birthday.



UPDATE: As of 8:13 PST... It begins.

http://i.imgur.com/sfi1rXI.jpg

miss k bee
05-16-2013, 06:47 PM
red red wine

Big Fat Matt
05-17-2013, 12:02 AM
i dont need to be allowed to internt and wine

elesaurus
05-17-2013, 12:58 AM
I'm drunk and listening to Deafheaven, if you're not down with that you're fucking stupid!

ibanez33
05-17-2013, 04:34 AM
Drunk ets skypr

ibanez33
05-17-2013, 04:57 AM
guys be on skype tomorow

Fixer808
05-17-2013, 08:38 AM
UPDATE: As of 8:13 PST... It begins.

http://i.imgur.com/sfi1rXI.jpg

As of 1:33am PST he was drunk-dialing me. It was awesome. Unfortunately I was at work and my foreman had me get off the phone.

ibanez33
05-17-2013, 04:21 PM
as of 2:21pm PST, my brother has woken me up, and it is continuing.

ibanez33
05-17-2013, 08:54 PM
What's your skype name thing bro?

Big Fat Matt
05-17-2013, 09:57 PM
ill skype, sghiitheads

Fixer808
05-18-2013, 03:39 AM
This weekend shall be pleasant. Seeing a friend and bandmate who I haven't seen in, like, three years!

ibanez33
05-18-2013, 03:00 PM
Didn't make it to skype last night, some guy dressed like a pirate came to the bar and bought a round for everyone there, so I partied with him all night.

spiralout
05-18-2013, 05:44 PM
Going on a "booze cruise" tonight for my brother's birthday. All you can drink beer and mai tais on a catamaran....should be interesting.

Nirvana23
05-19-2013, 10:08 PM
I don't know what it is but the three different brands of "Canadian" whiskey I've had have all been delicious and they're all made in Louisville, Ky (from imported ingredients) which is where I live so it's super cheap as well and it gets the job done, currently drinking Northern Lights which is the cheapest of the bunch I've tried, it's pretty good but the bud of the same name is much better haha I don't post on here a lot and not sure if I've ever posted on this thread before but I feel like I'm always drunk when I'm posting things on here but this is the first time where I'm in a thread where it's worth pointing out that I've been drinking. Also Chrome has really good auto-correct or one of the extensions I have makes it better I don't know, I'm rambling now, Have a great night folks!

ibanez33
05-20-2013, 01:43 AM
Get your hands on some Knob Creek, that shit is fine.


I'm currently finishing off my weekends supply of booze watching my brother and his friends play Mario Party. I've made a drinking game of it, I'm not sure if they're aware yet but I'm starting to get pretty drunk



"Well now it appears as though ibanez33 is leaving to game to come back to ETS"

"It's a bold strategy, Cotton, let's see if it pays off for him!"


UPDATE

introduced the kids to "dont drink and drive", the Mario Kart game:

Every player starts with a full beer at the beginning of the race. You have to finish the beer before you finish the race, you CAN NOT drink it while you are driving or out of bounds; you pretty much have to pull over. Since I'm not that great at Mario Kart but exceed in chugging booze, my strategy was crush the beer before I even cross the starting line, then catch up to everyone. PentLY for Drining while driving = take a shot. mo brother vommed :D

****DISCLAIMER ** By "Kids" I mean 20-year-olds, not actual kids or minors.


*UPDATEFIXER808 IS A BITCH*

Fixer808
05-20-2013, 08:49 AM
*nod of approval*

Thiah
05-21-2013, 01:14 AM
I missed my graduation commencement celebrating the night before...I'm not even sorry about it either. Haha I was planning on going but oh well.

ibanez33
05-21-2013, 03:33 AM
Looks like I know what I'm doing on friday.

Do NOT attempt to do a full 4-race cup, you WILL puke. Mushroom cup is 4 beers in like 20 minutes, plus however many shots of liquor you have to do (everyone tries to cheat, but it almost never works if you have a 5th person to ref the games).

Baphomette
05-21-2013, 07:24 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/942317_10151502454492753_574695243_n.jpg

They float, too.

Dra508
05-21-2013, 08:30 PM
Get your hands on some Knob Creek, that shit is fine.

Dude, I've got some Knob right now. Never drank Anything brown before and love this stuff.







Shut up Fixer. :P

Fixer808
05-22-2013, 12:27 AM
What'd I say??

Dra508
05-22-2013, 01:54 PM
It's what I know you would say if I left the comment about holding on to a knob - just out there.....



I got your number and you will not kill my family. :D

ibanez33
05-26-2013, 06:12 AM
Did it again tonight. Next time one of us plays this we have to film a race for the rest of the gang here.

Big Fat Matt
05-27-2013, 03:20 AM
finally the budweiser is gone, but all i have to show for it is a very big drunk and lots of empties. THE KING OF BEERS, LONG AIL THE KING> AMERICA

elesaurus
05-27-2013, 04:25 AM
tequila. that is in me. her name is tequila. that evil bitch. but i always go back to her. you lovely, horrible bitch. let me love you down.

ibanez33
05-27-2013, 05:27 AM
Also drinking Budweiser, and in honor of Fixer and a party(?) we're going to next month, I gift y'all with this image of me from ~10 minutes ago:

http://i.imgur.com/64b8GXy.jpg

ALSO, we should all have a drunk skype night soon. I'm not sure if she was drunk but I skyped with Ele a week or 2 ago and it reminded me of the old days. *edit* I'm garrett-r on Skype, for those who don't have me. I'm not often online, but when I am, I'm probably wasted and awesome.

miss k bee
05-29-2013, 07:29 PM
Unexpected free wine before a concert is a very good thing. Now on 3rd glass! yeeeeeeah!

Dra508
05-29-2013, 08:27 PM
^^^. Heh heh read that later...

Three sidecar martinis made me so dehydrated and head ached yesterday, when will I ever learn that brown liquor is just bad bad bad.

aggroculture
05-29-2013, 08:36 PM
mild tequila buzz...waiting for the bad part coming soon

ibanez33
05-30-2013, 03:46 AM
mild tequila buzz...waiting for the bad part coming soon

Bad part last time I drank tequila came like 10 seconds after the shot. "Damn that was good. Hey I'm just gonna go outside and see if the hot tub's good to go in" *vom off the deck*

*UPDATE*

my night:

http://i.imgur.com/TsmTeX7.jpg

Big Fat Matt
06-01-2013, 12:13 AM
damn i love bidweiser.

ibanez33
06-01-2013, 01:38 AM
Indéreônable*

Brassée par le procédé original en utilisant
le milleur de houblon, de riz et de malt l'orge

Brass of the process original and utility the miller of hubble something something malt orgy?




*EDIT*


JUST DISCOVERED THAT WENDY'S HAS A PRETZEL BUN IN THE STATES, ON TRAVELOCITY RIGHT NOW.

The Becoming
06-05-2013, 01:41 AM
Going with an ibanez inspired beer selfie while I think of new stories to write involving theruiner. http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/06/05/6u2u5y6y.jpg

Edit:

Theruiner once quoted Seventeen Magazine while debating quantum physics with Steven Hawking. Hawking listened to the quote, thought for a few seconds, and then declared intelligent design now to be scientifically proven. Then Steven stood up and walked out to a thunderous ovation.

ibanez33
06-05-2013, 02:34 AM
That was good but there was not nearly enough ETSer on ETSer sex in that fan fic. 6.5/10











beer selfie!

http://i.imgur.com/EleZhG2.jpg i look like I have downs syndrome but I [probably] don't

Also the lack of johnbron in this is thread is disturbing. What happened to you, bron? you used to be cool.




*EDIT* forgot to film my last game but found this on youtube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ciyT4BBbQ0

Xvostya
06-05-2013, 09:24 PM
Wait

where i've been all these years??!?!

ibanez33
06-06-2013, 01:58 AM
HOLY FUCK XVOYSTA'S BACK!?!?!


I demand a vodka-selfie

Xvostya
06-06-2013, 07:42 AM
ibanez33 <333

LOOKS LIKE! ;)

*drinks vodka, playing new nin song and singing*

sooooooo i came back farting
(just can't stop!)

Big Fat Matt
06-07-2013, 08:27 PM
hey fuckheads, keep me company. drubk as hell

Fixer808
06-08-2013, 05:41 AM
BEER SELFIE FIRST LISTEN TO NEW NIN
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z246/Fixer808/2013-06-08033525_zpsaa31c766.jpg
I know, get with the times. Fuck y'all, I've been in a motel for a week, just got home. We were there for work, and coworker and I didn't want work to ruin our first listen, so we studiously avoided it on the shitty truck radio.

Fixer808
06-08-2013, 08:23 AM
I am, and it's glorious.

Fixer808
06-08-2013, 08:45 AM
GLORINUTS. ALL cAPS.

Fixer808
06-08-2013, 08:45 AM
^^ That's what's known as a "workaround".

icklekitty
06-09-2013, 10:14 AM
Three glasses of wine shouldn't lead to spontaneous vomiting should it? Not sure what happened there, but I'm very glad my friends aren't from Steubenville.

ibanez33
06-15-2013, 03:46 AM
eBay is the worst place to be when you're drunk.


On the other hand, I'm soon to be the new owner of some fairly cool shit.

johnbron
06-15-2013, 03:54 AM
Some idiot in British Columbia with the username ib****33 just bought my "Best of NIN: sung by johnbron" collection on eBay.

johnbron
06-15-2013, 04:06 AM
Someone said beer selfie and I want in on that...
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/06/15/4uhuvuja.jpg

ibanez33
06-15-2013, 04:17 AM
http://i.imgur.com/YWi8NGZ.png


Johnbron + beer with "NIN" on it? I think I have a new Facebook coverphoto.

Also, beer selfie:

http://i.imgur.com/6wEwpmC.jpg

SCARFACE POSTER BECAUSE I'M HARD AS FUCK

Beef of the Sea
06-15-2013, 04:23 AM
This is something I can get behind

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/983984_507972675943070_1355265831_n.jpg

ibanez33
06-15-2013, 04:36 AM
Can we instill a mandatory 1-drink-selfie-per-user rule for this thread, please?


*edit* just got a confirmation email for a microphone I bought. Looks like I don't have to go to a dive bar to ruin my favorite songs anymore.

Beef of the Sea
06-15-2013, 04:58 AM
If you insist.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1005692_507983329275338_1008302847_n.jpg

ibanez33
06-15-2013, 05:05 AM
dat turtleneck

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*edit* can we please never ever ever ever have hashtag support on ETS?

Fixer808
06-15-2013, 09:21 PM
That giant beer is my new god. In other news:
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z246/Fixer808/2013-06-15191626_zpsecc78434.jpg
Beer selfies is fun.

Beef of the Sea
06-15-2013, 10:07 PM
It's like a picture diary into Cirrhosis.

Fixer808
06-16-2013, 12:32 AM
Oh man, when my exams finish on thursday it'll be the first time in a long while where I'll have both the money and means to get very drunk. I'm not even mad that people consider it a girls drink, cause vodka & lemonade gets the job done well.

WE MUST HAVE PICTORIAL EVIDENCE. The term "beer selfie" includes any alco-bev.

I'm assuming... It's ibanez's horse, I'm just riding it.

Fixer808
06-16-2013, 02:09 AM
He's passed out in my bathtub right now (I wish).

ibanez33
06-16-2013, 03:33 AM
Im passed out in my own baht tub thank toy very mcuh

ibanez33
06-16-2013, 04:57 AM
Wait, are you Ross? Then who's beef?! You Aussies keep fucking up my shit


that may be the weirdest sentence I've ever constructed.

Beef of the Sea
06-16-2013, 05:23 AM
Who is Beef?

Beef of the Sea
06-16-2013, 05:29 AM
Can't anyone be Beef, if they really want?

Xvostya
06-16-2013, 01:53 PM
drrrn hrrrrn phrrrrrn
DRUNG


eh
NOT BEEPH BUT

http://nineinchnails.su/tmp/devochkineportyatvozduh.gif

WAT

themethatyouknow
06-16-2013, 09:19 PM
How did I get a hangover from like 5 drinks? Fucking gin, no wonder old people are grumpy all the time...

Gin is just vodka mixed with juniper. Which is basically like mixing your drink with any random shrub outside the house.

Fixer808
06-16-2013, 10:50 PM
Good idea. FIND ME SOME THYME AND A SUNFLOWER.

ibanez33
06-17-2013, 01:50 AM
Didn't even leave my house last night and ended up getting a cute girls phone number and a picture of her new nipple piercings. Drunk me is awesome.


Also, I met a cute flagger on Friday, which is like seeing sasquatch.


Very accurate comparison.

Fixer808
06-17-2013, 01:55 AM
Well done, good sir.

Also, I met a cute flagger on Friday, which is like seeing sasquatch. Most of them look like a combination of Iggy Pop and a manatee. There was some flirting, and she showed up again on her day off to trade her favourite stop/slow sign with her coworker and made a point to give me a couple waves. Sucky part, I thought she'd be back tomorrow, but foreman said we won't need any flaggers, and I didn't get to give her coworker my number to pass on to her. CURSES!!

Xvostya
06-18-2013, 11:29 AM
Mah favorite page!!!

Mah favorit drink!!!

Omg!!!!!!11 i luv u guys!!!!11

ibanez33
06-19-2013, 05:12 AM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QM__j-dipQk/UHdGGLCleNI/AAAAAAAABic/1nsN0ZXsrzA/s1600/Twisted+Tea+%28USA%29+beer+can.png

Who knew malt liquor and iced tea would be such a good combination? And cost $30 for a case of 12? Canadian booze prices are insane.

I'm gonna get some OE and iced tea mix and try to make my own this weekend.

Xvostya
06-19-2013, 09:18 PM
WHAT I FAUND!!!!1


http://nin.su/xvs/hmn2.jpg


i forgot my hangovers was so awesum


ps. also
http://nin.su/xvs/r-k2.jpg

Xvostya
06-19-2013, 09:36 PM
)))))))))))))))))

and one moar -

http://nin.su/img/dav.gif

i remember that was about the time of another new NIN album announcement...


++
http://xvs.ru/tmp/omgtr.gif



SO FUCKING GREAT FEELING WHILE DRINKING ONBOARD AND SUDDNELY FIND ANOTHER 1TB HDD FROM THAT TIME I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT!!11

ibanez33
06-20-2013, 02:33 AM
I saw your post on facebook and I was gonna comment "wow, it's been a while since I've seen this", and then I was like "it's probably in the Drunk Tank, I'll go there".

Also why did my Twisted Tea picture show up huge but MFOB gets resized!?!

Fixer808
06-20-2013, 02:36 AM
Because the universe is cold and unjust.

ibanez33
06-20-2013, 03:24 AM
https://www.coachdinos.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/2009-MakerBurrito.jpg

ibanez33
06-21-2013, 12:24 AM
Dude you could have made a fuckin' grilled cheese sandwich.

elesaurus
06-21-2013, 12:41 AM
gin and tonic and other happenings. yesterday was so much more eventful that today. tequila makes things happen. gin, i feel old.

Scarlet Siren
06-21-2013, 08:35 PM
Another Friday night another leaving do and waaaay too much Jack Daniels and tequlia consumed. My colleagues can't persuade me to join them dancing to dodgy 'latin' club music, fuck off you can't lure me in to THAT shit shack basement. It was time to call it a night.

Fixer808
06-21-2013, 10:57 PM
shit shack basement.
One time some friends and I went to an unlicensed, illegal deathtrap of a nightclub. To get there you went into an Ethiopian (I think) restaurant, and the "cover" was buying a beer at the counter. Then you went through the kitchen and down a spiral staircase (the only exit, hence my "deathtrap" description) and they had a bar and tables and a small dance floor down there.

Don't get me wrong, it was fun and we got trashed, but it was weird (in a good way).

Scarlet Siren
06-22-2013, 12:50 AM
One time some friends and I went to an unlicensed, illegal deathtrap of a nightclub. To get there you went into an Ethiopian (I think) restaurant, and the "cover" was buying a beer at the counter. Then you went through the kitchen and down a spiral staircase (the only exit, hence my "deathtrap" description) and they had a bar and tables and a small dance floor down there.

Don't get me wrong, it was fun and we got trashed, but it was weird (in a good way).

Sounds 'awesome'. I'm of Ethiopian heritage funnily enough...

Self.Destructive.Pattern
06-22-2013, 01:02 AM
Ugh... how people drink Jameson is beyond me.. *burp*. Should have stuck with Jack tonight.

Fixer808
06-22-2013, 01:06 AM
Jameson is awesome! In... small quantities...

Scarlet Siren
06-22-2013, 01:10 AM
Ugh... how people drink Jameson is beyond me.. *burp*. Should have stuck with Jack tonight.


Go with Jack...always.

ibanez33
06-25-2013, 04:17 AM
The best nights are always on tabs. Usually end up spending double what I normally would if I payed per drink, but the drinks just don't stop coming it's beautiful

ibanez33
06-26-2013, 01:57 AM
RUM AND DEATH MEtAL FUCK YEAH

Fixer808
06-26-2013, 03:57 AM
BEER AND KARaOKE FUCK YEAH

ibanez33
06-26-2013, 04:05 AM
I strongly encourage all of you to befirend Fixer on facebook, because he's currently uploading karaoke videos


*edit* oh sweet jesus it's beautiful


*edit* RUM SELFIE

http://i.imgur.com/jg4Lys7.jpg

mfte
06-26-2013, 07:30 AM
Went on a bar hop last saturday... long story short a waitress convinced me to super size something because of how awesome it was. I agreed and the girl brought me a pitcher filled with margarita with 2 coronas sticking out upside down. I couldn't believe it. I wasn't happy. It just tasted like sugar. This shit ruined my night. I went from jovial happy drunk to bitter slurring drunk within the hour.

ibanez33
06-28-2013, 02:05 AM
WASHING THE CARDINALS BIKE

http://web.archive.org/web/20110309113107/http://www.echoingthesound.org/phpbbx/viewtopic.php?t=27121&sid=383eaaebd9626236b9689bb4c43106df

The idiot who thought it was a good idea to mix clam juice, tomato juice, vodka, worcester sauce, lime juice, and hot sauce, was a goddamn genius. Also, as good as it is in food, I would not recommend adding sriracha sauce to a caesar.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeaGXjD_iDY]Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, in the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen. (http://[/SIZE)

*LAST EDIT* GOD DAMN WHY CAN'T I LINK A VIDEO WITHOUT EMBEDDING IT!?

jmtd
06-28-2013, 05:38 PM
First proper night out since being " healthy". With a friend from Armrd forces. Man my alcohol tolerance is shot to fuck. Nearly home in one piece but head hammering like mad

ibanez33
06-29-2013, 06:57 AM
I may or may not currently be dying. If this is how bad my drunkeness is, and I survive, the hangover will surely kill me. Love you all, may possibly follow this up tomorrow if I'm not dead. I would post a "dying selfie", but I'm on my way to my grave... On 2nd thought, give mea minute


*edit* wow, I was shitfaced last night.

Fixer808
06-29-2013, 03:37 PM
SHENANGINSAS
Polished off a loooooot of wine at a wedding yesterday. Ouchies today.

ibanez33
07-04-2013, 04:13 AM
Woke up hungover at my buddies place, went to the liquor store at 9am to grab some more booze and got wasted and played Bocce Ball out in the sun for like 5 or 6 hours. Then I went to work and it was hilarious.

Self.Destructive.Pattern
07-04-2013, 05:15 AM
Yup, arrived home about an hour ago from a 3rd of July party and I'm wiredd. Peebers allllll night with some visits from the white lady :D Feels great to get a day off for a change.

jmtd
07-04-2013, 09:36 PM
Survived stag do. Nothing further to report.

Big Fat Matt
07-06-2013, 07:41 PM
jack daniles. holla

ibanez33
07-07-2013, 05:17 AM
Got my first ticket ever tonight... $230 for drinking in public. I've got about 8 drinks left in my stash but other than those I'm having no booze until I pay that off. Fuck me.

Fixer808
07-07-2013, 05:27 AM
$230?! What in the fuck, RCMP??

Fixer808
07-07-2013, 07:53 AM
I went full Travis Bickle. Also, that is terrible trigger discipline, but it's not a real gun...
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z246/Fixer808/bickledo_zpseba74b92.jpg

ibanez33
07-07-2013, 03:52 PM
I don't think Travis wore a South Park t-shirt.

also I hope there's liquor in that gun

Fixer808
07-07-2013, 04:49 PM
There was liquor in me, which helped the haircut choice.

Xvostya
07-07-2013, 05:06 PM
Omfgyay!!11

Beef of the Sea
07-08-2013, 02:28 AM
There was liquor in me

That's why we're all here people, this one utopian goal.

ibanez33
07-14-2013, 03:45 AM
Speaking of one utoian goal WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE TONIGHT??


WHERE! IS! EF REE BUH DAY?


FUCK YOU ETS ALL CAPS RULE

Fixer808
07-14-2013, 07:24 AM
l WAS AT WORK UNTIL APPROXIMATELY SOONER THAN NOW ALL CAP$ Y'ALL, MAGIC MAN.

-digital-
07-16-2013, 02:35 AM
Tonight felt like a "Guinness Extra Stout" kind of night:

http://tapspourhouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Guinness-Extra-Stout.jpeg

ibanez33
07-16-2013, 03:03 AM
l was at work until approximately sooner than now all cap$ y'all, magic man.

Y0U USED A LOWER CASE L INSTEAD OF AN l YOU CHEATING WHORE!

-digital-
07-16-2013, 03:21 AM
Y0U USED A LOWERCASE L INSTEAD OF AN l YOU CHEATING WHORE!http://i.imgur.com/qId5m.gif

Fixer808
07-16-2013, 09:33 AM
Tuesday's "to do" list is as follows:
- Phone bill
- Get beer
- Do laundry
- Friend's birthday dinner
- Karaoke
- Tail

Wish me luck, it's a busy day.

ibanez33
07-17-2013, 04:29 AM
Day's over, here are my predictions:
-Payed phone bill
-Got beer
-Didn't do laundry
-Went to birthday dinner
-Went to karaoke and did at least 1 David Bowie song
-I'm going to assume no tail, based on the fact that you're online right now

Was I close?

Fixer808
07-17-2013, 02:52 PM
Close:
- Phone bill paid
- Beer got
- Laundry launded
- Showed up late for birthday thing because laundry but it was hella informal
- Yup, "Heroes"
- Unfortunately correct, there was little action at the place last night

Big Fat Matt
07-18-2013, 05:27 PM
Drinkin Jack, laying in bed with my dog, also named Jack. I'm gonna miss this fuzzball.

ibanez33
07-19-2013, 01:21 AM
Picked up one of these bad boys because I'm broke as fuck

http://i.imgur.com/7UXDGmO.jpg

not enjoying it yet. gonna need a few more.

Baphomette
07-19-2013, 01:53 AM
Picked up one of these bad boys because I'm broke as fuck

http://i.imgur.com/7UXDGmO.jpg

not enjoying it yet. gonna need a few more.

You're not supposed to enjoy it. You're supposed to collect the bottle caps. Cans defeat the purpose entirely.

Baphomette
07-19-2013, 01:58 AM
Also, WTF WITH YOU PEOPLE DRINKING JACK??? IT'S BEYOND FOUL!!!!!

http://lovelypackage.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/lovely-package-bulleit-bourbon-1.jpg

THIS.

ibanez33
07-19-2013, 04:17 AM
If I had money, I totally would.
Miss Baphomette what would I collect the caps for? Are you maybe thinking of Mickeys, with the puzzles under the caps?

Baphomette
07-19-2013, 12:03 PM
ibanez33 - Lucky Lager used to have puzzles under their caps, too. That was the only reason we used to drink it.

ibanez33
07-19-2013, 02:08 PM
Oh, cool, I never knew that. They don't have them any more :( we just drink it because it's dirt cheap.

Fixer808
07-19-2013, 09:19 PM
Friend is shooting a short film next weekend and can't pay anyone, cast or crew. HOWEVER, he somehow got goddamn PBR to sponsor it! I smell the cray cray coming our way way!

scorpiusdiamond
07-22-2013, 08:32 PM
Four jagerbombs in 28 seconds. I may have graduated but I can still drink like a student.

Pillfred
07-22-2013, 08:39 PM
Also, WTF WITH YOU PEOPLE DRINKING JACK??? IT'S BEYOND FOUL!!!!!

http://lovelypackage.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/lovely-package-bulleit-bourbon-1.jpg

THIS.

Thats actually why i started drinking it when i was younger. 5-6 shots and i was good. It was better than whatever shit vodka my freinds had and at that point i didn't like beer. Also every time i offered it up at the few parties i went too barely anyone would be willing to take a pull. While i won't say it's good i'd say i've grown to like it to a degree though i generally as a rule steer clear of whiskey.

themethatyouknow
07-22-2013, 11:36 PM
If I'm drinking Bourbon I prefer Makers Mark.

Also I'm so technologically illiterate I just took a beer selfie and couldn't figure out how to post it from my phone. Any help???

rhet
07-24-2013, 04:37 PM
took a couple of bottles of wine to the park and sat outside drinking this afternoon since I had off work but am now already hung over at 10pm. ugh.

halloween
07-24-2013, 09:09 PM
Two blue moons, two good glasses full of scotch (Glenfiddich, 12 years- such good scotch!)http://img3.findthebest.com/sites/default/files/821/media/images/Glenfiddich_Single_Malt_Scotch.jpg. I am feeling haaaaapppy. It's great, the drunkest- which isn't drunk really, but perhaps just really buzzed. I FEEL drunk, my behaviour is still buzzed. I can think drunkenly, but act clearly-- my words however make little sense to myself...anyways- The drunkest I've been around my father and my definitely my nephew. It's been woooonderful. The last couple weeks in vermont has been one constant struggle to just BE DRUNK!! Because we (my nephew and I, who are only one year apart) spend too much time being BORED here in ol' vermont. He's spending time doing an internship (paid one, lucky bastard!) and I'm in the process of moving to the state of New Hampshire, where my landlord will be my dad.

I had an AWESOME job interview today where it ended up where I may be working for them as an AmeriCorps member. Wooo! I've been looking forward to drinking towards this so now it's happened.

Arrrgh so drunk.

rhet
07-25-2013, 04:27 AM
That's the problem with drinking early, you've gotta keep going if you want to avoid a hangover hitting you in the night.

Well I stopped around 6pm and while I fell like shit all evening, today I woke up with no hangover! Huzzah.

ibanez33
07-26-2013, 09:54 AM
ETS was down, we had nowhere else to go. I feel sorry for my friends who have to wake up to all of my posts.

Fixer808
07-28-2013, 04:14 PM
Spent almost the entire day drinking yesterday. Had the day off and was going out golfing with some coworkers, so we got hammered. It was pitch and putt, so the holes were all like a par 3, but after a couple 8's I threw the driver away and just used the putter the whole course. Then a nice lunch, I had a tuna steak and a couple beers. Then more booze at one guy's place, then fireworks.

ibanez33
07-29-2013, 01:59 AM
then fireworks.

Oh shit, were you in Nanaimo?!

Fixer808
07-29-2013, 06:28 AM
Heh, no, the Festival of Light fireworks in English Bay... And trust me, if I was going to be golf-drunkening in Nanaimo, you'd have known beforehand.

ibanez33
07-29-2013, 04:04 PM
Huh, we had fireworks going on the other night too, for the Bathtub Races.

For the curious, yes, we race modified bathtubs.

http://www.xylemsci.ca/images/thoughts/aggressive_salmon_bathtub_race_boat.jpg

Pillfred
07-29-2013, 04:23 PM
It's Monday, Crown's 3$ a glass with a splash of coke, I have a ten spot that says ill be drunk by the time it's gone. It's not Windsor Wednesday but damn close enough. Dirty Neighborhood Bar FTW!

halloween
07-31-2013, 04:35 PM
Anyone else get cravings for beer? I also recently discovered that I like scotch too.

Torgo
07-31-2013, 04:50 PM
Old fashioned's are what I've been making when I come home from work now.

I've somehow turned into an old man.

ibanez33
08-02-2013, 01:40 AM
My plan for tomorrow night: watch Lollapalooza webcast, drink every time Trent throws in a random "woauh" or "fuck". My plan for tonight: practice game, while rewatching the Fuji show. **UPDATE** Terrible Lie is a game-changer, for sure.

I need more friends.

HOLY SHIT local liquor store is having a massive sale for the provincial holiday. Everything in the store is dropped down to the minimal legal price, then another 10% off after that. Goodbye, money! Will update tomorrow with pics of the haul.

Fixer808
08-02-2013, 05:36 AM
AAAAAAAAWWWWW YEAH!

In related news, I have the entire weekend off. This WILL get ugly. Fetish night, maybe some karaoke, maybe some drunk-watching The Wolverine...

Fixer808
08-04-2013, 05:53 AM
Day one of long weekend still going. Sunday will be awesome, too. (I work at night so it's not the next day until I go to sleep, hence it's still Saturday to me, otherwise I get hella confused)

EDIT:
Damnation... I mean, it was fun and at one point I was all like "Target acquired, take the shot, TAKE THE SHOT!" but left alone at the end... I did give her my number, a very sweet Asian girl with the same name as me (more or less).

miss k bee
08-06-2013, 06:30 PM
rum and random keytboard playing

Xvostya
08-06-2013, 11:53 PM
alcovaca done
naw back on alcotrack

yo my heart! yo my soul!

Xvostya
08-08-2013, 04:09 AM
щр ьн руфв..

rhet
08-09-2013, 02:03 PM
drowning my no nin tickets sorrows in red wine and dancing crazily around my flat to amanda palmer/dresden dolls.

sore_and_crucified
08-09-2013, 02:10 PM
I'll raise my tequila to you.

rhet
08-09-2013, 02:19 PM
heh i wish i had tequila in but i need to be semi functional tomorrow.

sore_and_crucified
08-09-2013, 02:25 PM
Well it's only half a bottle but it should see me through. Are you in work in the morning?

scorpiusdiamond
08-09-2013, 02:26 PM
Very tempted to buy some gin and watch the Lollapalooza show in a massive crying sulk.
Hopefully my girlfriend will save me from that fate, but if not, see you in a few hours...

sore_and_crucified
08-09-2013, 02:30 PM
I can't face any NIN for a while now. Gin sounds like a plan. Gin and woman even better.

slave2thewage
08-09-2013, 02:32 PM
I really need a drink after all that stress today, but it turns out I have none in and I can't get a lift to the shop. I fucking hate everything.

sore_and_crucified
08-09-2013, 02:35 PM
Get a taxi to do a run for you slave!

sentient02970
08-09-2013, 02:53 PM
Just finally visited a fairly new spot called The Whiskey Room. Place has a three-ring binder of whiskey choices. Good god. Heaven.

rhet
08-09-2013, 03:16 PM
Well it's only half a bottle but it should see me through. Are you in work in the morning?

Well just a meeting at 12:30 but I'm old and don't like hangovers lol

sore_and_crucified
08-09-2013, 03:20 PM
True, a hangover not good, which is why you need to not mix your drinks :)

rhet
08-09-2013, 03:25 PM
True, a hangover not good, which is why you need to not mix your drinks :)

Eh, mixing has never bothered me but I like to drink tequila with OJ and all the acid makes me feel like death the next day. Stupid sensitive stomach!

sore_and_crucified
08-09-2013, 04:21 PM
Drunk on orange juice, it's a first for me :p. I've nearly reached the bottom of the bottle, bed time for me, just fall asleep to this Janes I guess.

Xvostya
08-09-2013, 04:46 PM
http://nineinchnails.su/tmp/wat.jpg

I LUV YOUUUUU ETSERS <3333333333333333333

slave2thewage
08-09-2013, 06:28 PM
I got Bailey's. Well, a knock-off of it.

BOO: I didn't get Scala tickets
Meh: It's now my birthday.

miss k bee
08-09-2013, 07:30 PM
Smooth chardonnay and rum

Fixer808
08-09-2013, 08:40 PM
I got Bailey's. Well, a knock-off of it.

BOO: I didn't get Scala tickets
Meh: It's now my birthday.
HAPPEH BIRDAY. Fact.

EDIT: NYRexall, wow... You facepalmed this post because it wishes someone you dislike a happy birthday. How sadly, unbelievable petty.

goody
08-09-2013, 10:03 PM
Ooh I want a facepalm. Happy Birthday, I didn't get Scala tickets either. I'm sick and have been for a week so I haven't drank anything today. Maybe tomorrow. And I'm sad I can't find the photo of when I stole your cripple sticks. <3 <3

Fixer808
08-09-2013, 10:08 PM
^^ And so shall you receive one! :D
Although I don't like that you're sick. :(

goody
08-09-2013, 10:10 PM
DID I REALLY GET SO LUCKY TO BE MEMBER 69 HERE? (And did I already freak out about that before, and then forgot about ETS and then came back and refound out?)

(And fixer you're 43! my favourite number!)

Fixer808
08-09-2013, 10:15 PM
LAAAAVS yoo!

REPLICA
08-11-2013, 10:17 PM
Green Day Coldplay sounds pretty good after 5 7 beers and a shot three shots of Scotch.

ibanez33
08-12-2013, 03:22 PM
My insides still hurt from the weekend.

wizfan
08-18-2013, 10:38 PM
I'm so drunk I could fuck the whole ETS crew I LOVE YOU UAALLLL

Fixer808
08-19-2013, 07:32 AM
My insides still hurt from the weekend.
Truly heroic intakes, and excellent team effort from us and Beef.

ibanez33
08-19-2013, 12:59 PM
Truly heroic intakes, and excellent team effort from us and Beef.

That post you quoted was from over a week ago :P but I still wasn't even fully recovered from our trip when I went to bed last night, so it still counts I guess.

Fixer808
08-19-2013, 03:22 PM
I figure it's safe to assume ANY weekend has the possibility of ending the same way...

scorpiusdiamond
08-19-2013, 03:51 PM
Cloudy lemonade and gin and dressing like Ryan Gosling.
Gonna make Monday my bitch.
Oh and Jagerbombs are on offer again.

Ryan
08-23-2013, 05:01 AM
drunk and listenin to the fragile (vinyl version)... with Appendage shoved in there for good measure

http://www.last.fm/user/ryan-s

Ryan
08-23-2013, 05:05 AM
drunk and listenin to the fragile (vinyl version)... with Appendage shoved in there for good measure

http://www.last.fm/user/ryan-s

oh wait i need to post a pic and shit dont i?


NuNIN


http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1573/6imf.jpg

Butterscotch
08-23-2013, 10:45 PM
Screwdrivers tonight.

mmm

Fixer808
08-24-2013, 11:35 AM
http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1573/6imf.jpg
I was drinking similar content:
http://www.vancitybuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/buck.png

ibanez33
08-24-2013, 01:28 PM
Got shitfaced and made friends with the new guy at 711 last night. Haven't done that in a while.

Butterscotch
08-25-2013, 01:40 AM
Beyond drunk on Jagerbombs tonight, wooooo!

sentient02970
08-26-2013, 12:56 AM
Got totally trashed on my last day of vacation in front of my parents, sister, niece and daughter. Woke up just now in my clothes for chrissakes! I'm so embarrassed. One too many Jameson's I guess. Fuck. It will be apologies over coffee tomorrow I guess.

Big Fat Matt
08-26-2013, 08:02 PM
the only thing that would make taco bell better is frssh kettel corn

Pillfred
08-29-2013, 01:07 AM
Doing my best to not be an antisocial booze hound, but today I saw fit to celebrate my new job. Windsor Wednesday, ftw. 15$ and the deal is done.

ericy210
08-30-2013, 09:33 PM
Anyone like riding Night Train, looks like wine but tastes like cough syrup?

Fixer808
08-31-2013, 05:22 AM
You're probably not their best spokesman...

icklekitty
08-31-2013, 05:54 AM
I only have mediocre 10 year old wine left in the house. THE HORROR.

Fixer808
08-31-2013, 05:56 AM
I only have mediocre 10 year old wine left in the house. THE HORROR.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2r778FPtF1r1eopno1_500.jpg

dlb
08-31-2013, 07:56 AM
Tonight is getting hammered and particularly because of this stuff:

http://www.heimatshop-bayern.de/media/images/popup/hirschkuss.jpg

They are fighting with Jägermeister about the brand from time to time. Funny thing being that it's never about the taste, but the logo, although they taste pretty much alike. Anyway, this is the shit right now in clubs and bars around the city and just like Jägermeister I hate it, but am able to drink it to perfection. It's like Jägermeister with a chocolate note. Some people hate, some people love it.

Xvostya
09-01-2013, 04:35 PM
(HANGOVERHANGOVERHANGOVERHANGOVERHANGOVERHANGOVER)

HAPPEEE AUTUMN, MY FRIENDS!!!!11

(drink moar, falls asleep - till sept 3)



edit - ETS <333

dlb
09-02-2013, 05:01 AM
friends bough me a beer brewing set and as I got some time on my hands I might try my luck with this. it's good the ingridients for a lager/pale ale. Let's see how this works out and how long this will take!

ibanez33
09-02-2013, 07:00 PM
Still hungover. had an informal house warming party with my room mate last night, blacked out, woke up and promptly vomited for like 15 minutes. Actual house warming party is tonight. fuck.

ibanez33
09-03-2013, 02:43 AM
had a few games of drunk Jenga, went better than expected:

http://i.imgur.com/cxMFRFM.jpg

sentient02970
09-11-2013, 04:23 PM
Back to drinking. Its like coming home for the holidays.

ibanez33
09-11-2013, 04:42 PM
Getting day drunk

Fixer808
09-11-2013, 05:30 PM
I'm going to work or I'd join you.

Big Fat Matt
09-11-2013, 05:54 PM
Bacardi Hurricane, bands Tony Wolski drums for and a Pokemon Crystal emulator. fuck this night is good.

ibanez33
09-12-2013, 03:26 PM
I was shitfaced by like 9pm last night, went to bed at like midnight... woke up around 11, hangover's already gone!

sentient02970
09-12-2013, 03:29 PM
That was about the same time I was completely sloshed. Except I had to get up around 6am to waltz halfway across town to get to my car.

sentient02970
09-14-2013, 08:45 PM
Six beers. Charged for two. I fucking love this bar!

Pillfred
09-15-2013, 01:04 AM
A good bar can be a best friend or your worst nightmare.

Big Fat Matt
09-15-2013, 01:33 AM
bacardi hurricane
+
tacobell
+
ncaa 11
+
won on all of my college ball picks
+
fan blowing on my balls
=
great fucking night in

Fixer808
09-16-2013, 06:28 PM
Hunged overs. Got rained out at work, so hit some impromptu karaoke and made friends with a cute girl who unfortunately lives in Edmonton and was flying back today. FACK!

Pillfred
09-17-2013, 01:33 AM
I. I'm here instead of spamming fb . . Not a bad night out

Demogorgon
09-17-2013, 01:56 AM
last night of my vacation in Waikiki, Hawaii. Been drinking tropical drinks for about 8 days or so, a shot of patron that woke me up to vomit later in the night, and now, finishing everything off with a mix of southern comfort and mountain dew. it's been fun.

Xvostya
09-17-2013, 06:57 AM
ok, keep movin'!

http://cs419522.vk.me/v419522021/9456/r3SnMdQ5Gm8.jpg