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Prettybrokenspiral
08-08-2013, 02:27 AM
I had sex with a black girl for the first time in my life last night. I was scared as fuck at the beginning but got into that shit real quick once we got rolling. Her ass was...unreal.

Why is that? Why do black girls have the proportionate ass thing down so much better than Caucasian women? I literally had to extend my arms all the way around her to grab that shit when she was riding me. It was intense.

Dra508
08-08-2013, 08:56 AM
I had sex with a black girl for the first time in my life last night. I was scared as fuck at the beginning but got into that shit real quick once we got rolling. Her ass was...unreal.

Why is that? Why do black girls have the proportionate ass thing down so much better than Caucasian women? I literally had to extend my arms all the way around her to grab that shit when she was riding me. It was intense.

Scared? Why? You were afraid her lady bits had teeth?

miss k bee
08-08-2013, 09:34 AM
I had sex with a black girl for the first time in my life last night. I was scared as fuck at the beginning but got into that shit real quick once we got rolling. Her ass was...unreal.

Why is that? Why do black girls have the proportionate ass thing down so much better than Caucasian women? I literally had to extend my arms all the way around her to grab that shit when she was riding me. It was intense.
Because we do! What am I reading!

icklekitty
08-08-2013, 11:34 AM
Glad I'm not the only one that read it that way!

Prettybrokenspiral
08-09-2013, 03:00 AM
Scared? Why? You were afraid her lady bits had teeth?

Her gooch was purple-ish, for starters. Never saw that shit before..

Plus, black women "got that soul", or something. I'd heard about it before, but it's not until you're deep in the act with one that you gain an understanding. Their lovemaking is very...soulful. :eek:

Prettybrokenspiral
08-09-2013, 05:47 AM
"jessamineny (http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/member.php?u=342), Miss Baphomette (http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/member.php?u=11) facepalmed this post"

Jessamineny + Miss Baphomette = obviously not black (possible)

or

Jealous I am having sex and they're not (probable)

Don't hate the player, ladies.

orestes
08-09-2013, 06:53 AM
Lol passive racism.

Prettybrokenspiral
08-09-2013, 07:17 AM
I find it both funny and ironic you're accusing me of racism when I just slept with a black girl a few nights ago.

orestes
08-09-2013, 07:28 AM
Haha I knew you were going to say that in defense. Maybe you shouldn't fetishize a person's race or reduce her to just body parts.

I'm just saying, playa​.

Prettybrokenspiral
08-09-2013, 07:38 AM
No you didn't. This is the Fucking Thread. There's no place for racism here. I had sex with a black woman and it was awesome, for reasons I already stated. Where else am I supposed to share my experience? The Poetry thread?

That ass, so fine
So big, so black
My first time
Good times, makes
people envious
Facepalmed for participating
in da thread

icklekitty
08-09-2013, 08:01 AM
Well there you go, now an African girl has facepalmed your post.

miss k bee
08-09-2013, 08:02 AM
Her gooch was purple-ish, for starters. Never saw that shit before..

Plus, black women "got that soul", or something. I'd heard about it before, but it's not until you're deep in the act with one that you gain an understanding. Their lovemaking is very...soulful. :eek:

ROTF !!! Ha ha! This shit real ?

Prettybrokenspiral
08-09-2013, 08:07 AM
Well there you go, now an African girl has facepalmed your post.

boo hoo :(

Prettybrokenspiral
08-09-2013, 08:13 AM
ROTF !!! Ha ha! This shit real ?

Not shitting you. This was some shit on another level.

We had this weird boundary thing going on the whole time. She was constantly in control -- which I'm fine with -- and would let me do my thing, to an extent. Then she would just re-establish her dominance and it felt too nice to oppose. So I'd have to work my way back into the dominant position again, in vain.

Like I said...some other level shit.

Cat Mom
08-09-2013, 08:24 AM
Her gooch was purple-ish, for starters. Never saw that shit before..

Plus, black women "got that soul", or something. I'd heard about it before, but it's not until you're deep in the act with one that you gain an understanding. Their lovemaking is very...soulful. :eek:

plus you were perhaps afraid since white dudes ain't got nothing on black dudes in the sack? and you could perhaps be seen as inadequate and soulless? kinda like white guys on the dance floor? and all those rap songs talk about how freaky black women are, while white women are "oh my gawd Beckay"?

ItsJustDave
08-09-2013, 08:27 AM
Not shitting you. This was some shit on another level.

We had this weird boundary thing going on the whole time. She was constantly in control -- which I'm fine with -- and would let me do my thing, to an extent. Then she would just re-establish her dominance and it felt too nice to oppose. So I'd have to work my way back into the dominant position again, in vain.

Like I said...some other level shit.

Which was a connection between 2 people and had fuck all to do with the color of her skin beyond your own perceptions.

...or maybe she's posting on some rap forum's fucking thread about stereotypes about white men.

Cat Mom
08-09-2013, 08:32 AM
I'm picturing Billy Crystal in "When Harry Met Sally" - the "white man's overbite"

Prettybrokenspiral
08-09-2013, 08:58 AM
Which was a connection between 2 people and had fuck all to do with the color of her skin beyond your own perceptions.

...or maybe she's posting on some rap forum's fucking thread about stereotypes about white men.

I'm confused.

If I had a fetish for Asian women and had mind-blowing sex with them, it would be wrong of me to come here and say "Boy, Asian women really do it for me! Much better in the bedroom than Cuacasians!"?

I can see this has REALLY bothered you, for whatever reason. Black people, White people, Asian people...everyone's different. They live different, they act different, they fuck different. If me saying "I had sex with a black woman for the first time the other night and it was the most amazing lovemaking session I'd ever had, and it makes me so happy to learn about myself while making her happy.", people would be gushing and nobody would have a problem with it.

But because I said I had sex with a black woman who had a great ass and was soulful in bed, that makes me a stereotypical racist all of a sudden? Really?

C'mon, man.

ItsJustDave
08-09-2013, 09:05 AM
But because I said I had sex with a black woman who had a great ass and was soulful in bed, that makes me a stereotypical racist all of a sudden? Really?


From what you've posted, she had a great ass and was soulful in bed because she was black.

EDIT: Note that I was facepalmed by NYRexall here for simple statement of facts.


Why do black girls have the proportionate ass thing down so much better than Caucasian women? I literally had to extend my arms all the way around her to grab that shit when she was riding me. It was intense.


Plus, black women "got that soul", or something. I'd heard about it before, but it's not until you're deep in the act with one that you gain an understanding. Their lovemaking is very...soulful. :eek:

icklekitty
08-09-2013, 09:25 AM
I'm confused.

If I had a fetish for Asian women and had mind-blowing sex with them, it would be wrong of me to come here and say "Boy, Asian women really do it for me! Much better in the bedroom than Cuacasians!"?

I can see this has REALLY bothered you, for whatever reason. Black people, White people, Asian people...everyone's different. They live different, they act different, they fuck different. If me saying "I had sex with a black woman for the first time the other night and it was the most amazing lovemaking session I'd ever had, and it makes me so happy to learn about myself while making her happy.", people would be gushing and nobody would have a problem with it.

But because I said I had sex with a black woman who had a great ass and was soulful in bed, that makes me a stereotypical racist all of a sudden? Really?

C'mon, man.

Here's a hand:



I had sex with a black girl for the first time in my life last night. I was scared as fuck at the beginning but got into that shit real quick once we got rolling. Her ass was...unreal.

Why is that? Why do black girls have the proportionate ass thing down so much better than Caucasian women? I literally had to extend my arms all the way around her to grab that shitwhen she was riding me. It was intense.

You were SCARED of her vagina because it was a DIFFERENT COLOUR. Racism and suggests you have never seen a black girl in porn


Her gooch was purple-ish, for starters. Never saw that shit before.

Plus, black women "got that soul", or something. I'd heard about it before, but it's not until you're deep in the act with one that you gain an understanding. Their lovemaking is very...soulful. :eek:

Ugh.


I find it both funny and ironic you're accusing me of racism when I just slept with a black girl a few nights ago.

Slavery 101.....


No you didn't. This is the Fucking Thread. There's no place for racism here. I had sex with a black woman and it was awesome, for reasons I already stated. Where else am I supposed to share my experience? The Poetry thread?

That ass, so fine
So big, so black
My first time
Good times, makes
people envious
Facepalmed for participating
in da thread

So the ebonics and "soul" that all brown-skinned women CLEARLY WERE BORN WITH AND TAUGHT BY GRUMMAH didn't rub off on you then?



Not shitting you. This was some shit on another level.

We had this weird boundary thing going on the whole time. She was constantly in control -- which I'm fine with -- and would let me do my thing, to an extent. Then she would just re-establish her dominance and it felt too nice to oppose. So I'd have to work my way back into the dominant position again, in vain.

Like I said...some other level shit.

LIKE VOODOO OR SOME SHIT. Her being Dominant (and you being laughably overwhelmed by the fact *strokes collar*), has nothing to do with her skin.

Sutekh
08-09-2013, 10:59 AM
I am starting to wonder how he pulled her...?

Vertigo
08-09-2013, 11:47 AM
Tempted to take a very strong drink after the last couple of pages, but it'd delay my Scala reaction time.
*starts itching hand compulsively*
If I develop a rash from this, I'm billing you for the ointment Rex.

Cat Mom
08-09-2013, 11:53 AM
I can't get that Sir Mix A Lot song outa my head

And Ludacris' Splash Waterfalls

orestes
08-09-2013, 12:40 PM
I am starting to wonder how he pulled her...?

Maybe fucking a white guy was on her checklist? Frankly I'm amazed women magically fall onto his penis, given his juevenile behavior towards sex.

rhet
08-09-2013, 05:45 PM
I am starting to wonder how he pulled her...?

I really want to like this but tapatalk won't let me. So... LIKE

Prettybrokenspiral
08-09-2013, 06:01 PM
Maybe fucking a white guy was on her checklist? Frankly I'm amazed women magically fall onto his penis, given his juevenile behavior towards sex.

Well, it IS the FUCKING thread, IN the speak your mind thread, isn't it?

Like I said, don't hate the player. There are worse things out there in the night than little ol' me, I can assure you.

Prettybrokenspiral
08-09-2013, 06:02 PM
i can't get that sir mix a lot song outa my head

and ludacris' splash waterfalls

stop stereotyping, you racist

Prettybrokenspiral
08-09-2013, 06:09 PM
You were SCARED of her vagina because it was a DIFFERENT COLOUR. Racism and suggests you have never seen a black girl in porn

Actually, I don't watch porn, because I don't need to. So you're right (for once) about seeing a black girl in porn.

And me being scared of her vagina because it was a different color in no way makes me a racist. In fact, I'm certain you have zero idea what racism even is when you make facepalm-worthy stabs in the dark such as this.


Slavery 101.....

Trololololololol

Congrats, ickle. You are my first laugh of the day.


So the ebonics and "soul" that all brown-skinned women CLEARLY WERE BORN WITH AND TAUGHT BY GRUMMAH didn't rub off on you then?

Negative. Apparently I was too busy having a mind-blowing lovemaking session with this woman to capitalize on the complimentary history lesson that came with it.

My bad.


LIKE VOODOO OR SOME SHIT. Her being Dominant (and you being laughably overwhelmed by the fact *strokes collar*), has nothing to do with her skin.

For one, I never said it did. YOU'RE the one saying that and you look like a fool for doing so.

And once wrong with being overwhelmed by a woman's dominance in the bedroom. I even stated I LIKED that shit. So laugh away. And try it sometime.

orestes
08-09-2013, 06:11 PM
The lack of self awareness is astounding.


There are worse things out there in the night than little ol' me, I can assure you.

And now we're alluding to sexual assault. ​Lovely.

Also, I'm pretty sure icklekitty has a better understanding of racism than you given that she isn't a white male American.

Dra508
08-09-2013, 06:13 PM
Like I said...some other level shit.This has nothing to do with the color of her skin.

Recognize.

icklekitty
08-09-2013, 06:17 PM
And once wrong with being overwhelmed by a woman's dominance in the bedroom. I even stated I LIKED that shit. So laugh away. And try it sometime.


http://goddesscleo.co.uk/index.php?node=miss-teena

Prettybrokenspiral
08-09-2013, 06:29 PM
The lack of self awareness is astounding. And now we're alluding to sexual assault. ​Lovely.

Yea, that's...not what I was alluding to it all, actually. Which actually makes me wince because that's the first thing you concluded from that line.

Let me spell it out for you, before you decide to take the creepy racist thing any further: you and your angry wives club keep lamenting about what an atrocious human being I must be because I came into the Fucking Thread and spoke candidly about a sexual experience I had. To which I said, in turn, "there are worse things out there in the night than lil' ol me."

AKA there are worse guys out there doing far worse things than having sex with a girl and then telling strangers about it in an on-topic forum.

First you tried the racist angle, and that fell flat. Now you're upping the ante. How awesome of you to take the high road.


Also, I'm pretty sure @icklekitty (http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/member.php?u=47) has a better understanding of racism than you given that she isn't a white male American.

Oh, okay! So because I *might possibly* be a white male american, I've never been subjected to racism before? Seriously?

I'm *pretty sure* I could draw a few conclusions about you, too. But I'm not going to, seeing as I don't know you and everything...

Prettybrokenspiral
08-09-2013, 06:35 PM
This is getting boring and way off-topic. I'll put us back on track...

__________________________________________________ _______

Didn't have sex last night. Had sex with my hand instead. Just as well. Everyone was safe and nobody's feelings got hurt. Slept like a log. A new day rises.

slave2thewage
08-09-2013, 06:42 PM
Mmmm, white male privilege.

orestes
08-09-2013, 06:44 PM
Serious question here: do you know many women, outside of a physical relationship, because the language you use comes across as someone who isn't empathetic to how words/actions can be interpreted by the opposite sex. Or maybe you just don't care (signs point to the latter). You remark that there are worse things in the night than yourself--how the fuck else would I interpret that as anything other than an allusion to rape? If that wasn't your intent, then kindly learn how to fucking articulate.

Several people, including men, have called you out, so it's not just a bunch of jealous bitches reacting to your comments. The fact that you fail to recognize your passive racism is the point because most forms of racism are subtle and ingrained by society and culture.

Prettybrokenspiral
08-09-2013, 08:37 PM
Serious question here: do you know many women, outside of a physical relationship, because the language you use comes across as someone who isn't empathetic to how words/actions can be interpreted by the opposite sex. Or maybe you just don't care (signs point to the latter). You remark that there are worse things in the night than yourself--how the fuck else would I interpret that as anything other than an allusion to rape? If that wasn't your intent, then kindly learn how to fucking articulate.

Several people, including men, have called you out, so it's not just a bunch of jealous bitches reacting to your comments. The fact that you fail to recognize your passive racism is the point because most forms of racism are subtle and ingrained by society and culture.

Here's the thing: I don't have to explain shit to you, and I'm not going to. I'm beyond being serious with you because the posts you directed at me are laughably shameful. I don't give a fuck if you think I'm a racist or a rapist. Keep on flamin' and hope it sticks with some people.

Never once have I said a goddamn thing in this thread or any other thread on ETS that had racist implications. Stereotypical...yea, guilty as charged. I forgot I was amongst noble, upstanding denizens of righteousness who have never stereotyped anyone ever. How silly of me to forget that one.

As for this:


You remark that there are worse things in the night than yourself--how the fuck else would I interpret that as anything other than an allusion to rape? If that wasn't your intent, then kindly learn how to fucking articulate.

Not surprised you'd interpret that the way you did, since only a page back you had me pegged as a racist white male. It's not like I was expecting you to take accountability for pulling some lame assumption out of thin air and trying to further your non-argument against me. Heaven's no.

Whatevs. I like this place, I've paid to be a member here and don't care to piss off anyone more than I already have. If better articulation on my part is what will put the band-aid on the boo-boo, consider it done on my part.

Good day to you and yours.

orestes
08-09-2013, 08:45 PM
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18clvxkjldd8xgif/cmt-medium.gif

Where did I call you a rapist?

johnbron
08-09-2013, 09:34 PM
Is this over now? More fucking please yay!

Fixer808
08-09-2013, 09:36 PM
Actually, I don't watch porn, because I don't need to.
Oh right, because of all the gooch you're rolling in... Newsflash, chumbo, many people don't "need" to watch porn, they want to. Kinda explains why it's a billion dollar a year industry.

DF118
08-09-2013, 09:46 PM
I had sex with a black girl for the first time in my life last night. I was scared as fuck at the beginning but got into that shit real quick once we got rolling.


I'm genuinely curious- why where you scared? See, the way you phrased that, it reads like you were scared of having sex with a woman because of her color. That's the first thing I caught on to here, I'm pretty sure everyone else picked up on that too.



I've paid to be a member here.


Really? I think I donated, like, 5 bucks a couple of years ago, but that's not exactly like buying a gold account or some shit.

slave2thewage
08-09-2013, 09:54 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw

Prettybrokenspiral
08-09-2013, 09:56 PM
Where did I call you a rapist?

The lulz

So...



And now we're alluding to sexual assault. ​Lovely.



how the fuck else would I interpret that as anything other than an allusion to rape?

...statements this would make me what, in your eyes? A magician?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/d59df95c3bc64722789f20a4ee7371a0/tumblr_mo9zauJiMk1qglgmyo1_500.gif

Prettybrokenspiral
08-09-2013, 09:57 PM
Oh right, because of all the gooch you're rolling in...

Yea, pretty much.


Newsflash, chumbo, many people don't "need" to watch porn, they want to. Kinda explains why it's a billion dollar a year industry.

Well thanks for the tip, Bricktop!

Prettybrokenspiral
08-09-2013, 10:00 PM
I'm genuinely curious- why where you scared? See, the way you phrased that, it reads like you were scared of having sex with a woman because of her color. That's the first thing I caught on to here, I'm pretty sure everyone else picked up on that too.


So that makes me racist? Would I even be in the same room with this woman, letting alone taking off every stitch of clothing I'm wearing, if I were?

DF118
08-09-2013, 10:06 PM
So that makes me racist? Would I even be in the same room with this woman, letting alone taking off every stitch of clothing I'm wearing, if I were?

Yep, yep.

Prettybrokenspiral
08-09-2013, 10:40 PM
Ahaha this is brilliant! Scourged for speaking candidly in the Fucking Thread/Speak Your Mind forums, and a moderator calls the attention of the masses to it by making it a Shitlist thread! So much for the maturity arguments. It's the Spiral all over again :eek:

Let's throw up some Manson lyrics to add to the reverence...

Everyone will come, everyone will come to my funeral
To make sure that I stay dead

You can't take this from me
Forbidden in Heaven and useless in Hell

http://www.morrissey-solo.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=14087&d=1345672247&thumb=1

orestes
08-09-2013, 10:42 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_TgyhFo5lt0/T68D9_Bsq5I/AAAAAAAAAIw/V7Lnh0ZADbA/s1600/otto.gif

slave2thewage
08-09-2013, 10:46 PM
Just to make the thread split official, I shitlist NYRexall for... well, you can read it all in here for yourselves. Also, facepalming Fixer808 for wishing me happy birthday was just stupidly childish.

I look forward to your next post. Doubtless that it will contain some more hilarious back-pedalling and a terrible choice of a gif.

Prettybrokenspiral
08-09-2013, 10:51 PM
Lol please. You've been trolling me for nearly two weeks on these forums, face-palming posts that have fuck-all to do with you (like I give a rip).

A facepalm or two in return isn't going to kill you.

And it's an honor to be on your shitlist, birthday boy. I didn't know you cared.

slave2thewage
08-09-2013, 10:56 PM
"But Mommy, he was mean to me first."

GOOD LORD, IT'S TOO BEAUTIFUL MEATHEAD.

Also, if you're so butthurt about it, I facepalmed you for posting ridiculous nonsense. DEAL WITH IT.

Prettybrokenspiral
08-09-2013, 11:12 PM
Wheeling AND dealing, princess.

But hey, enjoy your birfday and your ETShitlist thread. I gotta roll out into reality for awhile.

Play on, playa.

DF118
08-09-2013, 11:14 PM
Ahaha this is brilliant! Scourged for speaking candidly in the Fucking Thread/Speak Your Mind forums, and a moderator calls the attention of the masses to it by making it a Shitlist thread! So much for the maturity arguments. It's the Spiral all over again :eek:

Let's throw up some Manson lyrics to add to the reverence...

Everyone will come, everyone will come to my funeral
To make sure that I stay dead

You can't take this from me
Forbidden in Heaven and useless in Hell

http://www.morrissey-solo.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=14087&d=1345672247&thumb=1

For fuck sake, grow up, you fucking tool.

slave2thewage
08-09-2013, 11:14 PM
Wheeling AND dealing, princess.

But hey, enjoy your birfday and your ETShitlist thread. I gotta roll out into reality for awhile.

Play on, playa.

AKA code for "sobbing in the shower while listening to Eat Me, Drink Me and flaying my ankles because nobody loves me".

october_midnight
08-09-2013, 11:15 PM
I'll be honest, as much as some people irk me (and I KNOW that I irk some others, I ain't no fool)...I was kinda hoping we'd never really need a shitlist again...everyone here disagrees on a lot of shit but I've come to know this place as having probably the most mature and thoughtful people around. We don't need this shit.

slave2thewage
08-09-2013, 11:17 PM
Things are probably gonna turn ugly in the next few months, with the album release and the big tour. We might as well get it out of the way.

october_midnight
08-09-2013, 11:18 PM
I will say I did find it amusing that whoever this yutz is y'all hatin' on compared this place to the spiral. Made me chuckle.

goody
08-09-2013, 11:21 PM
HTFU october_midnight.

Leviathant
08-09-2013, 11:30 PM
I really, really liked shitlist free ETS.

orestes
08-09-2013, 11:33 PM
I will say I did find it amusing that whoever this yutz is y'all hatin' on compared this place to the spiral. Made me chuckle.

I don't know; I think there are more sycophants on the spiral. Well, not counting the newbies here.

Leviathant
08-10-2013, 12:40 AM
http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb142/MikePriest2/RikerDAMMITTOHELL.gif

orestes
08-10-2013, 12:50 AM
I'm perfectly fine devolving this thread into weird Riker gifs.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/4c35a1056d8627cadabde8c997cfaf9c/tumblr_mg2qciupVs1r7jhfko1_500.gif