Random Stupidity, Post-Apocalpyse Edition

[Leviathant]

Happy New Year, from the ghost of Random Stupidity past (http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/threads/60-The-Return-of-Random-Stupidity).

[october_midnight]

First dump of the year in the books!

[aggroculture]

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/359/a/6/stormtroopers_vs_aliens_by_rhymesyndicate-d5p5qw5.jpg
http://rhymesyndicate.deviantart.com/art/Stormtroopers-vs-Aliens-344589413

[Tony]

I miss ninjaw.

[Fixer808]

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/359/a/6/stormtroopers_vs_aliens_by_rhymesyndicate-d5p5qw5.jpg
http://rhymesyndicate.deviantart.com/art/Stormtroopers-vs-Aliens-344589413
Hey Disney, you say you have Star Wars movies in the works...? *cough hint cough*

[NotoriousTIMP]

http://i.imgur.com/OWtoF.jpg

[NotoriousTIMP]

Ugh....I have surgery in 5 hours and I can't sleep. :( someone knock me out so I can get some zZz before heading into the hospital

[fillow]

Start watching The Hobbit and the sleep will come naturally

[october_midnight]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/64000_10200354514370665_1490123228_n.jpg

[Tony]

what kind of envy?

[Tony]

penis envy.

[dominik]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Wj33aBV-uo

[ambergris]

Socks with sandals

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7En0z2A38c

[theruiner]

This is magical.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtGzsVLrbS8

[henryeatscereal]

http://palomitasenlosojos.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/blog317_romantic-marriage-6-filler-pages_marriage-can-be-fun_2.jpg

[Fixer808]

Pfft, fat chance. She'll probably smash her thumb on the first swing. Also, it looks like they're yelling at each other in the second panel...
"GODDAMMIT Carol, I do NOT got to work every morning to come home to burnt steaks and a frigid wife, only to have to hang curtains for you when I should be relaxing in my den with a scotch and my Manly Men's Journal!"
"Well maybe if you'd stop staring at the men in that magazine you might find the time to satisfy MY needs as a woman instead of me getting Walter from down the BLOCK to do it!"
*slap* *sobbing*

It was a different time...

[henryeatscereal]

Your post just made my night, XD

[nvr_mind]

I do believe the kids are now saying "You're".

[Big Fat Matt]

I still haven't decided if this is the best or worst video on the internet EVER.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9yHFAAhUq0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9yHFAAhUq0)


NSFW-ish

[october_midnight]

What in the holy sweet fuck did I just watch.

[Big Fat Matt]

What in the holy sweet fuck did I just watch.

i still wonder that to this day.

[Aaron]

i still wonder that to this day.
what...subculture is that?

[Leman Russ]

What in the holy sweet fuck did I just watch.

My eyes hurt.

Edit...I will probably have that song stuck in my head for most of the morning. Great.

[Stereo75]

Mr. Denim Vest sure seems to know what he's doing.

[theruiner]

I...just...

I can't...

I just...

What.

[marodi]

It is indeed the greatest thing ever posted on the internet.

A .gif of the "jiggling" would be awesome.

[october_midnight]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYzxgz8NawU

[darktemplar007]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQO-aOdJLiw&list=WLE8D7984D1BE4EFE8

[DVYDRNS]

I just fell down a dark hole of forever_alone.jpg
https://soundcloud.com/vaughan-1-1/this-is-what-crazy-looks-like#play

[NotoriousTIMP]

I just fell down a dark hole of forever_alone.jpg
https://soundcloud.com/vaughan-1-1/this-is-what-crazy-looks-like#play

Oh man, this is internet gold!

[Beef of the Sea]

Oh man, this is internet gold!

The Kiwi accents really make it for me.

[henryeatscereal]

Cyber-Mole

http://youtu.be/3RBSkq-_St8

[leo3375]

You know, part of me is tempted to paddle a bouncy castle across Lake Superior after seeing this:

http://youtu.be/aItZLhS0mAU

[Fixer808]

The Kiwi accents really make it for me.
I saw an AUS comedian once who explained the difference:
"See, Australians have more elongated vowel sounds, whereas New Zealanders are fuckin' dickheads!"

[NotoriousTIMP]

Well that was unexpected!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASPgOv7GL7o&sns=em

[ManBurning]

Apparently one of the guys in that ball died, the other seriously injured.

[october_midnight]

http://i.qkme.me/3shdhw.jpg

[heroicraptor]

I give you a hamburger.

[october_midnight]

I must've watched every damn video this guy ever did and they're never not hilarious as fuck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVrJ8DxECbg

[Fixer808]

I must've watched every damn video this guy ever did and they're never not hilarious as fuck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVrJ8DxECbg
"Just throw it in here, I'm a ghost!" Worst pickup line ever. TRUST me.

[Fixer808]

I must've watched every damn video this guy ever did and they're never not hilarious as fuck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVrJ8DxECbg
Also
http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_10054&feature=iv&in dex=17&list=UUCsj3Uk-cuVQejdoX-Pc_Lg&src_vid=xVrJ8DxECbg&v=sascHoIYdTQ, when the woman says "That muthafucka is a demon" I lost my shit.

[aggroculture]

Hilarious. But the fainting one is not so cool.

[october_midnight]

http://www.lolbrary.com/content/561/bo-buffet-13561.jpg

[october_midnight]

http://extremelytrivialpolicereports.tumblr.com/

[Alexandros]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHb4gs1hwck

[slave2thewage]

When the cameras go live on a news broadcast too early...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pawKhaEURqg

[fillow]

^^
video is blocked

[aggroculture]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/21/nice-guys-of-okcupid-tumblr_n_2341720.html

bummed to have missed the tumblr

[Minpin]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/21/nice-guys-of-okcupid-tumblr_n_2341720.html

bummed to have missed the tumblr
Its always amused me that this pathetic type is unique to men (or boys rather). The vain, dimwitted, whorish, jealous etc are common to both genders, but the 'friend zoned' crybabies seem to be exclusively 'nice guys'. And they are by far the most repulsive. If I was a woman and got a hint of that I'd sever any tie and be thankful for the bullet dodged.

[october_midnight]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6hN1Udsdb8&feature=youtu.be

[ibanez33]

I'd like to informally apologize to everybody for the clusterfuck Fixer and I started on Johnbrons facebook page (it's mostly Fixers fault, though).

[Fixer808]

I accept my shame.

[ibanez33]

I put a mirror next to my computer desk so I don't have to turn 90 whole degrees to see my TV.

http://i.imgur.com/JrkdX.jpg

This is how God must feel.

[NotoriousTIMP]

I'd like to informally apologize to everybody for the clusterfuck Fixer and I started on Johnbrons facebook page (it's mostly Fixers fault, though).

I hope you know that this post made me check out his page which in turn kept me there reading the 80+ post about flashbacks to 2005-2009 (not really sure when those pictures were taken). It's now 3:51am and I'm WIDE AWAKE.....ugh....

[ibanez33]

Those pictures with Mark I posted were from 2011. Apparently he was in the US for a wedding and made a big trip of it to meet a few other ETSers or something, I'm not 100% sure I was pretty drunk the night I met him. Do I have you on facebook? If not, add me. Over the years I've lost track of who uses what usernames on here. Judging by "3:51am" I can assume you're on the west coast with John & Fixer & myself, but as I said, names often escape me here.

*edit* ahhh never mind, got it. I added you :P

[NotoriousTIMP]

Accepted :)

[october_midnight]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/481148_10151607727842802_1045322791_n.jpg

[NotoriousTIMP]

So JP4 finally has a release date!!

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=98802

[AgentofChaos]

OK let's settle down there, the JPIV greenlight may be somewhat illadvised (there's a chance it could be good and I suppose a better one it will make money), but if we start posting every stupid movie that gets announced in Random Stupidity there won't be any room for anything else.

[the duder]

MUSCLLLLEEEEEEEE!!!!!

http://vimeo.com/terrycrews/musclemusic

[miss k bee]

https://twitter.com/realityblurred/status/290641959796748288/photo/1

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BAigdbDCMAAu-JP.jpg

[october_midnight]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/602726_561421743886409_2092349108_n.jpg

[october_midnight]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/73320_530199913667691_566965744_n.png

[ambergris]

Muphry's law (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muphry's_law)

[Alexandros]

That telemarketer got a bit worried for a sec...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmwbX9RkmEU

[october_midnight]

Seems safe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zmD9ChQBkE&feature=player_embedded

[october_midnight]

Scary shit!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eryxAcsTcOA&feature=youtu.be

[Fixer808]

Scary shit!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eryxAcsTcOA&feature=youtu.be
Right?! Fur should be dry-cleaned!

[october_midnight]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ahm_69qoXk

[Chris_CDN]

Probably a repost, but fuck it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5m_CdCzKYY

[Fixer808]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ahm_69qoXk
Thaaaaaaaaat is pretty awesome!

[Fixer808]

I've been dying for a good, easy cheeseburger recipe (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XfLjK3o6GE).
Try to watch just one...

[Beef of the Sea]

Ahhhhhhhhh I've been doing it wrong this whole time.

[Fixer808]

See? Al Gore invented the internet for a REASON!

That reason was the quick and easy distribution of porn, of course... But when he found out about RECIPES??

[theruiner]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un723FTiuUs&feature=player_embedded

[heroicraptor]

Hey, it worked!

[ibanez33]

Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality.

[henryeatscereal]

mammaaaaaaaaaaaa...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbNymZ7vqY

[PooPooMeowChow]

Scary shit!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eryxAcsTcOA&feature=youtu.be

Here's the real thing, even more scary.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VQSZ4c20KE

[october_midnight]

^^^ I would straight shit my pants in that tree.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1184_10151628330827802_1211830963_n.jpg

[october_midnight]

http://i.imgur.com/hkIknRK.png

[Fixer808]

"That's a nice firm grip..."

[sentient02970]

http://youtu.be/D2OBLzm-lSw

[october_midnight]

Apparently E is for Existential Crisis.

http://i.imgur.com/Jp8bped.jpg

[richardp]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urZf_7NuFvg&feature=player_embedded

[Fixer808]

About to go outside and smoke my last cigarette of the night.
http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/189400_o.gif

[Stereo75]

About to go outside and smoke my last cigarette of the night.
http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/189400_o.gif

This was me, last week when I tried to quit smoking. I was weird.

[october_midnight]

Probably the greatest thread on a forum ever. (http://board.flashkit.com/board/showthread.php?13607)

Also...

http://www.baseballcardvandals.com/

Holy shit this baseball card vandals site is crackin' my ass up.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/26e13ab8feb3907c73e3a56614426170/tumblr_mgdyqt4vu31rmoryfo1_r1_1280.jpg

[Frozen Beach]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01wOhgg27dM

[leo3375]

Probably the greatest thread on a forum ever. (http://board.flashkit.com/board/showthread.php?13607)

Also...

http://www.baseballcardvandals.com/

Holy shit this baseball card vandals site is crackin' my ass up.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/26e13ab8feb3907c73e3a56614426170/tumblr_mgdyqt4vu31rmoryfo1_r1_1280.jpg

I'm more partial to this one, simply because he's the manager of my hometown team:
http://25.media.tumblr.com/f449e40886bca38f5b2027ce83231b40/tumblr_mgqupm2oWk1rmoryfo1_r1_1280.jpg

[Findus]

Someone should post two Honus Wagner cards side by side.... one of them being a Bonus Wagner.

[Space Suicide]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsxg8dFnMl1qhwxp0o1_500.jpg

Or is he?

[october_midnight]

http://i.imgur.com/q6Ulg70.jpg

[leo3375]

I think everyone has seen the "NFL Bad Lip Reading" video. If you haven't, here you go:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zce-QT7MGSE

Someone took this to the next level by presenting Vikings running back Adrian Peterson with this:
http://www.lobshots.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/orange-peanut1.jpg

Here's the original reddit link:
http://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/178j34/made_adrian_peterson_an_orange_peanut/c836o6g

[Elke]

One of my students has agreed to sing a kid's song at the Last 100 Days event (celebrating the final run of her final year in school) if she gets 2000 likes on a Facebook page. I know it's silly, but still: Like here (https://www.facebook.com/elke.ve.1#!/pages/Bij-2000-likes-zingt-Elien-van-6stw-een-k3-lied-op-onze-100-dagen/367115893386977)? I shall be eternally grateful.

[marodi]

^^

I liked the Facebook page too. :)

[playwithfire]

Did signatures become a thing people can have now? GUYS NO. :(

[heroicraptor]

Did signatures become a thing people can have now? GUYS NO. :(
Heh, I wondered how long it would take someone to notice.

[aggroculture]

Keep Your Eyes On The Cross:
http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/keep_your_eyes_on_the_cross.gif

[Findus]

I think it would be great if there were a movie that featured recreations of various strange events from the past..... this being one of them.

http://blog.britishnewspaperarchive.co.uk/2012/08/24/the-first-duel-fought-in-hot-air-balloons-paris-1808/ (http://blog.britishnewspaperarchive.co.uk/2012/08/24/the-first-duel-fought-in-hot-air-balloons-paris-1808/)

[henryeatscereal]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l24MRTxgvRE

...made my day :P

[marodi]

I think it would be great if there were a movie that featured recreations of various strange events from the past..... this being one of them.

http://blog.britishnewspaperarchive.co.uk/2012/08/24/the-first-duel-fought-in-hot-air-balloons-paris-1808/ (http://blog.britishnewspaperarchive.co.uk/2012/08/24/the-first-duel-fought-in-hot-air-balloons-paris-1808/)

You should definitely watch Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines. There's one of those in it and it's hilarious.

[Alexandros]

Woah! Hello there, freaky!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Jz0JcQYtqo

[miss k bee]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s480x480/533592_228031564000784_139785904_n.jpg

[NotoriousTIMP]

Man, I just finished watching "Shut Up And Play The Hits" - am I the only one who was fighting back tears by the end?

I wish I had appreciated this band more when they were around :(

[october_midnight]

I bought a Mazda 3 yesterday.

[NotoriousTIMP]

I bought a Mazda 3 yesterday.

Hatch or Sedan?

I own and 2008 Speed3 and LOVE it. This marks my 3rd Mazda, they're great cars......

(yes, I'm one of those crazy car guys who instagrams photos left and right haha)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v412/cingularrox/554365_10200363667755166_1317229275_n_zpsbbe05312. jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v412/cingularrox/C78C98B2-6BD7-410A-A175-4091E01FFA05-5473-0000061B62B7D0B7.jpg

[october_midnight]

Yeah it's my second Mazda in a row, my 2003 Protege5 served me well; two trips to California and COUNTLESS trips to Alberta and Seattle...had to stick with them. Since it was the hatchback, I got a sedan this time...it's a nice car fo sho.

[NotoriousTIMP]

Yeah it's my second Mazda in a row, my 2003 Protege5 served me well; two trips to California and COUNTLESS trips to Alberta and Seattle...had to stick with them. Since it was the hatchback, I got a sedan this time...it's a nice car fo sho.

Small world, my first Mazda was a 2002 Protege5 :) Drove this guy around forever but sadly the engine took a dump shortly after making it to Seattle from San Diego (has 120k+ miles on a modified engine)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v412/cingularrox/63ee9c66.jpg

Traded in the P5 for the Speed6 (I've wanted a turbo car for so long) but ended up trading this back in a year later for the Speed3. I missed having a hatch too much....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v412/cingularrox/D43A73EE-B0AC-4FB3-B4DD-FBDE1466F783-5732-00000637CB7DEDDA.jpg

Post up a photo of your new ride :)

[ambergris]

What would it sound like if Scott Walker covered 'Screan and Shout' by Will I Am and Britney Spears?

http://consequenceofsound.net/2013/01/heres-what-scott-walker-covering-will-i-am-and-britney-spears-would-sound-like/

[richardp]

Man, I just finished watching "Shut Up And Play The Hits" - am I the only one who was fighting back tears by the end?

I wish I had appreciated this band more when they were around :(

Nope. Already being a massive LCD fan when they were around, I was really bummed about the last show. So then seeing that documentary in a sold out theater with a bunch of die hard LCD fans, we were all pretty much balling at the end of it.

[henryeatscereal]

Flipper gone mad!

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/489/973/7eb.gif

[october_midnight]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WshrVOTLn04&feature=youtu.be

[Jinsai]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJeFmtBELEM

[Piko]

Guy I know blowing his top. And maybe i'm a bit on the immoral side, but I ended up ordering The Matrix box set.

http://kpel965.com/video-of-smoothie-world-owner-tai-nguyen-while-locked-inside-the-smoothie-world-during-standoff-with-lafayette-police/

[Fixer808]

Guy I know blowing his top. And maybe i'm a bit on the immoral side, but I ended up ordering The Matrix box set.

http://kpel965.com/video-of-smoothie-world-owner-tai-nguyen-while-locked-inside-the-smoothie-world-during-standoff-with-lafayette-police/
Woah. PCP's a hell of a drug.

[Conan The Barbarian]

I wonder if he made to the store the next day.

[Piko]

Nah, he's still in for evaluation as far as I can tell. The cops are changing their tune when it comes to charges. Probably because he outsmarted them, twice.

[aggroculture]

http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/39480784282/15-trends-that-need-to-die-in-2013

[october_midnight]

Yeah my friend showed me that link a few days ago. I'm all for girls stopping with that retarded as fuck half shaven head thing. I think it's safe to say that a) it's not 'alternative', 'punk', or 'edgy' in any way because NO ONE did it before they saw 293,391 other girls doing it...and b) as soon as Avril Lavigne adopts a certain style I believe it's time to move the fuck on.

Also:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/379188_10151472370501803_768771777_n.jpg

[NotoriousTIMP]

http://youtu.be/6AAodXRrD30

[october_midnight]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFEoMO0pc7k

[DigitalChaos]

http://i.imgur.com/eFhUpBd.jpg

[DigitalChaos]

http://i.imgur.com/dud4YCn.jpg

[Fixer808]

Why are Albrecht Durer and Van Gogh included there?

[DigitalChaos]

Those were part of the original Norman Rockwell: http://0.tqn.com/d/arthistory/1/0/4/2/1/Norman-Rockwell-Triple-Self-Portrait-1960.jpg

[Fixer808]

AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, I see.

[the duder]

Beyonce = MILF.

(P.s. - Sorry, Jay)

[richardp]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7vlX8u-W7w

[henryeatscereal]

http://i.qkme.me/3suass.jpg

[ambergris]

Here's the Wikipedia page of Gaylord Silly. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaylord_Silly)

[darktemplar007]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=TtSejMmsj-0

It has begun.

[october_midnight]

Fucking cannot. stop. laughing.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y7i1ASCS5o

SMASH, SMASH, SUH-MAAAASH.

[richardp]

Good god SOMEONE give this guy an award.

[NotoriousTIMP]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/f7a49d541824b1a8bf9ba6577655fb69/tumblr_mhphvgezmJ1rqazauo1_r1_250.gif

[Jinsai]

Fucking cannot. stop. laughing.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y7i1ASCS5o

SMASH, SMASH, SUH-MAAAASH.

I saw that yesterday, and honestly, it just freaked me out on a whole. I've never seen a video take such an unexpectedly dark turn in such a surreal way.

[Sutekh]

I implore you all to disconnect your doorbells... Haven't had one for a year - bliss. If i'm expecting someone they can call me, if not then they can fuck off

[the duder]

I just bought my second EVER Powerball lotto ticket. One shot, random computer pick for $2.00

Already have 208 million different ideas about how I'd use the $208 million when I win...

[baudolino]

Fucking cannot. stop. laughing.

SMASH, SMASH, SUH-MAAAASH.

i am lost for words. did this actually happen?

[october_midnight]

Guy dresses up like other people in their Facebook profile pics, and then sends them friend requests. (http://www.sadanduseless.com/2012/11/fb-troll-king/)

[richardp]

I saw that yesterday, and honestly, it just freaked me out on a whole. I've never seen a video take such an unexpectedly dark turn in such a surreal way.

hahaha yeah my friends and I watched it together and were lol'ing the entire time but then sat in unexpected silence over the last like 5 seconds.

[REPLICA]

I just bought my second EVER Powerball lotto ticket. One shot, random computer pick for $2.00

Already have 208 million different ideas about how I'd use the $208 million when I win...

I won $4 off a Powerball about 3 weeks ago.

[Fixer808]

I recently found out Canadians can come down and buy Powerball tickets. Now where's that passport...

[Fixer808]

I hate lazy email spam/hack attempts. I got an email yesterday where the only content was a link that said "Click me now". Nice try....... nice try.

[Frozen Beach]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-8j8c7iL3E
PULL DAH STRING

[october_midnight]

I hate lazy email spam/hack attempts. I got an email yesterday where the only content was a link that said "Click me now". Nice try....... nice try.

Fuck man, I've been sending you those for what...a month now? JUST CLICK ON ONE, ALREADY...

[Fixer808]

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME. Send me the cheque FIRST, then I'll help you get your funds out of war-torn Whatthefuckistan.

[Conan The Barbarian]

Fucking cannot. stop. laughing.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y7i1ASCS5o

SMASH, SMASH, SUH-MAAAASH.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8GQUujbgMc

or


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfbgbVnAF50

[ibanez33]

you're not the boss of me...

...now! You're not the boss of me now! You're not the boss of me now, and you're nooot sooo biiiig!

[NotoriousTIMP]

http://i.imgur.com/9VTYHQ2.jpg

Thank you photoshopbattles & reddit

[october_midnight]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/480475_10151484287149274_864609834_n.jpg

[henryeatscereal]

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6528222_700b.jpg

[Fixer808]

Dear Internet. I love you so much.

[october_midnight]

If you don't find this awesome, you're lying to yourself.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_AzB_GhIHo

[onthewall2983]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJZx99-lSnc

[aggroculture]

What in the what?
http://www.blackbookmag.com/art/george-w-bush-s-paintings-revealed-1.58392

[Jinsai]

am I the only person who feels bad for beyonce with all these unflattering pictures? I have no idea why I would give a fuck, but I feel bad for her more than I give a fuck about her horrible music

[Jinsai]

also, this is a real thing (http://www.farmersonly.com/)

enjoy

[the duder]

Yeeeeeee HAWWW!

[Beef of the Sea]

also, this is a real thing (http://www.farmersonly.com/)

enjoy

"FarmersOnly is not accessible from outside the US and Canada."

WHY GOD?

[Fixer808]

Yeeeeeee HAWWW!
"Wild card, BITCHES!"

[richardp]

am I the only person who feels bad for beyonce with all these unflattering pictures? I have no idea why I would give a fuck, but I feel bad for her more than I give a fuck about her horrible music

I actually have an endless amount of respect for Beyonce.

[heroicraptor]

"Wild card, BITCHES!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h00BsIpwC6Q

[Fixer808]

I love those people so much...

[Warped_Savant]

am I the only person who feels bad for beyonce with all these unflattering pictures? I have no idea why I would give a fuck, but I feel bad for her more than I give a fuck about her horrible music
Beyonce's publicist did it to her in this case... Some pictures of her looking like she was halfway through dance moves showed up and he threw a fit and demanded that a website take them down...
How else would you expect the internet to respond?

[october_midnight]

The fact that this is real is great.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/382218_376486952450205_126420743_n.png

[october_midnight]

Holy fuck, next time I'm in the mall I'm gonna leave everything the fuck at home.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02mqrx1RexI

[Big Fat Matt]

Just got home from the hospital after seeing these guys, The Armed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aomnf17g_lg&list=UUVg1SNLWMLWFVKXw2BOTKZA&index=1). Broken nose, 2 bruised ribs, re-hyperextended my bad knee, and a mild concussion.

BEST FUCKING PIT EVER.

[Elke]

Beyonce's publicist did it to her in this case... Some pictures of her looking like she was halfway through dance moves showed up and he threw a fit and demanded that a website take them down...
How else would you expect the internet to respond?

Get your facts straight (http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2013/02/06/beyonce_s_unflattering_super_bowl_photos_publicist _fails_in_attempt_to_remove.html): it was a woman, she didn't demand anything but sent an e-mail requesting quite politely to remove the pictures (7, she even named them) and off course Buzzfeed reacted with OMG CENSORSHIP LOOK AT THIS WOMAN LET'S LAUGH AT HER.

The Internet is a bully. And the reason why people feel a wee bit bad for her, is because she is a very hard working professional doing a good job but of course general jealousy makes it so that we have to find something to mock her, so we - lazy, shitty fucks at life that we are - can once again feel good about ourselves.

Yes. This shit pisses me off.

[Warped_Savant]

Get your facts straight (http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2013/02/06/beyonce_s_unflattering_super_bowl_photos_publicist _fails_in_attempt_to_remove.html): it was a woman, she didn't demand anything but sent an e-mail requesting quite politely to remove the pictures (7, she even named them) and off course Buzzfeed reacted with OMG CENSORSHIP LOOK AT THIS WOMAN LET'S LAUGH AT HER.

The Internet is a bully. And the reason why people feel a wee bit bad for her, is because she is a very hard working professional doing a good job but of course general jealousy makes it so that we have to find something to mock her, so we - lazy, shitty fucks at life that we are - can once again feel good about ourselves.

Yes. This shit pisses me off.
My mistake. I read an article that said it rather different and didn't provide a gender.
Wait... you mean to tell me that people like to mock others? Holy doodle! When did that start? Oh... since nearly the dawn of humans! Getting mad about it only makes it worse. If the publicist hadn't said anything I would bet that it wouldn't've become a meme.

I don't like bullying either, but seriously, if it's going to piss you off whenever you see it, how do you manage to look anywhere on the internet?

[Elke]

Let me clarify that: I don't dislike bullying. Having suffered through it, watching it destroy people I love and students I deeply care for and seeing it's aftereffects on otherwise sane and wonderful people, I hate it.
But what I hate infinitely more than the bullies themselves, who are egoless bags of home neglect and bad attention craving, are people who stand by and say 'Oh, well, it's always been like that. Kids will be kids. Grow thicker skin.'

Yes, we all know the internet functions as a sociopath. That doesn't mean I have to like it. The moment I stop feeling pissed off when something happens that I know to be wrong, I'll have been assimilated. I plan to stay out of the hivemind for as long as I can though.

[Magtig]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/11200_420401711380871_262795422_n.jpg

[DigitalChaos]

what
the
fuck

I oscillate between laughing my ass off and getting pissed off. Mostly just being pissed near the end but... fuck
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS2TPkoumM4




Hidden stars of this one are the monkey fucking with everyone (I want a monkey so bad for this reason) and the cockatoo at the end slowly coming over to check out the action. I'm conflicted on Barney trying to eat absolutely everything that hits the floor.

[october_midnight]

Whooooo likes spiiiiiders????


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjtdwcseT1Q

[Elke]

That is sooooo cool! Cooperative spiders!

[henryeatscereal]

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/8184/34694777.jpg

[sentient02970]

what
the
fuck

I oscillate between laughing my ass off and getting pissed off. Mostly just being pissed near the end but... fuck


My god, it's as if Hieronymous Bosch owned a pet store.

[sick among the pure]

Whooooo likes spiiiiiders????

Why is there no "KILL IT WITH FIRE" option on posts?

[jessamineny]

Montana TV station's emergency alert system is hacked, warns of zombie attacks


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=nc60XPCXrh8

[REPLICA]

Montana TV station's emergency alert system is hacked, warns of zombie attacks

That would scare the hell out of me.

[Fixer808]

I hope it caused a War of the Worlds scale panic.

[the duder]

One of many hysterical videos of this variety floating around:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1oT1-M3KoU

[Alexandros]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/526923_10200462466705933_185052018_n.jpg

[Elke]

LENT! I'm going, I'm going... I'm gone.

[ibanez33]

http://i.imgur.com/zOWIJ4u.png

[miss k bee]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s480x480/11365_238020073001933_2036221260_n.jpg

[playwithfire]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/e85f48f7c22572a17458692ccff40bec/tumblr_mhzrrgjWRY1rxhvabo1_500.jpg

[Fixer808]

"MY feet are warm. What's YOUR deal?"

[the duder]

"Does your dog make TOO MUCH NOISE?!"

[henryeatscereal]

we're doomed... (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=The+Beatles+&word2=One+Direction)

[DigitalChaos]

Valentines Day out here in San Francisco:
http://i.imgur.com/5e4gb1T.jpg

[sentient02970]

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2013/02/13/0213-will-ferrell-ted-vagina-splash-3.jpg

[Frozen Beach]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzyOs2bh3PU&feature=youtu.be

[Warped_Savant]

we're doomed... (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=The+Beatles+&word2=One+Direction)
Because now we're all going to waste too much time comparing things... Like "Nine Inch Nails" and "How to destroy angels"

[henryeatscereal]

Because now we're all going to waste too much time comparing things... Like "Nine Inch Nails" and "How to destroy angels"
We're already doing it...

[PooPooMeowChow]

http://i.imgur.com/zOWIJ4u.png

He had 7 stars. Drones deployed.

[october_midnight]

Cheesy, I know...but SCIENCE.

Commander Hadfield, currently in space aboard the ISS, does a live collaboration with the Barenaked Ladies.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=AvAnfi8WpVE

[Findus]

This is hilarious.

http://www.snotr.com/video/2679/Weird_Japanese_comedy

[october_midnight]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/521509_540937112605906_365455184_n.jpg

[dominik]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJlyZiMi08s&sns=em

[the duder]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=PpccpglnNf0

[ManBurning]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTaXI9LUugc

[leo3375]

Meanwhile, in Russia…


http://youtu.be/VPc-z-JtaZo

[Fixer808]

^^ "Dear Russia, all characters have already been cast in the new Mad Max movies, please stop sending us these tapes."

Also, I love how this is apparently so common that they don't even exclaim in Russian "HOLY SHIT did you fucking SEE THAT?!" It was more like "Oh look *soft chuckles* another tank tearing ass across the highway."

[Jinsai]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0V28rwXFf4

[october_midnight]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IT5jx47jaW4

[Highly Psychological]

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/243/037/a8e.png

[october_midnight]

Local radio station is giving away NINE THOUSAND DOLLARS if anyone can guess who's saying the word 'rorschach' in this clip. Can be any celebrity (those most have been from movies. Naturally, everyone has burned through the entire cast of Watchmen as guesses with no luck. Anyone know? I'll make it worth your while if I get it....$eriou$ly lol.

https://soundcloud.com/october-midnight-1/rorschach-clip

[Fixer808]

I've been trying to get through. It sounds different on the radio, a little deeper, I think it's Tom Jane.

And I can't believe people are still guessing Watchmen cast members. If it had been anyone from Watchmen it wouldn't have made it through the first day.

[sentient02970]

With 6 months of chemo having me stuck at home, this idiocy has me entertained lately. Maybe I'm regressing?:
http://youtu.be/PyGZL5Sx_wM

[aggroculture]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-most-horrifying-fan-tributes-of-all-time

[richardp]

I've been trying to get through. It sounds different on the radio, a little deeper, I think it's Tom Jane.

And I can't believe people are still guessing Watchmen cast members. If it had been anyone from Watchmen it wouldn't have made it through the first day.

So who was it? It sounds like Martin Sheen or R Lee Ermy.

[october_midnight]

Nobody knows yet, more incorrect guesses today...every time someone guesses it wrong, the pot goes up...closing in on ten grand now.

I'd say Martin Sheen and/or R Lee Ermey are fantastic guesses...sounds more like Sheen to me, but who knows. I can never fuckin' get through anyways...

[october_midnight]

Guy Fieri launches a new restaurant, but doesn't get the domain name before someone else does....who promptly posts a hilarious menu.

http://guysamericankitchenandbar.com/

http://guysamericankitchenandbar.com/guy.jpg

[aggroculture]

Read in tandem with the reviews linked here it's even funnier: http://www.businessinsider.com/lunch-at-guy-fieris-restaurant-2012-12

[bgalbraith]

https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan

[ibanez33]

Nobody knows yet, more incorrect guesses today...every time someone guesses it wrong, the pot goes up...closing in on ten grand now.

I'd say Martin Sheen and/or R Lee Ermey are fantastic guesses...sounds more like Sheen to me, but who knows. I can never fuckin' get through anyways...

Shit, what station is it? The only one I listen to is CFOX but even so I don't listen too often.

[miss k bee]

http://youtu.be/tcd3DKWlqUk

[Fixer808]

Shit, what station is it? The only one I listen to is CFOX but even so I don't listen too often.
That's the one. $10K would be a spicy meatball. I wonder if they have a deadline for the contest to end, and if they don't get a winner what happens, they go to a shootout?

Also, holy fucking shit I got hiccups from laughing at the fake Guy Fieri menu!

[october_midnight]

So who was it? It sounds like Martin Sheen or R Lee Ermy.

Martin Sheen was just guessed...and incorrect. Anyone else have a guess?

[ibanez33]

Is it an actor, or just a celebrity in general? And is this an ongoing competition or do we have to call in during the Jeff O'Neil show or someone elses show or something?

[ambergris]

Martin Sheen was just guessed...and incorrect. Anyone else have a guess?

Unlikely but.. John McCain?

[october_midnight]

Ooh McCain is actually a really good fuckin' idea. It can be any celebrity...up to $10,600 now, fml.

[october_midnight]

http://akk.li/pics/anne.jpg

[october_midnight]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf-2Imh6a54

[Alexandros]

OK, so there was a long, heavy rainstorm in Athens today that lasted from the early morning hours up until around noon. We're talking a significant amount of water. Also, Athens is not the best city in terms of water drainage (almost all of the natural draining streams have been blocked or built on). So the few streams (natural or artificial) that do remain, are completely overtaxed in storms like these. Which leads to chaos, property damage and, occasionally, injuries and even deaths...

...but also leads to this:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/29027_10151267188115069_1178452999_n.jpg

[sentient02970]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b375/sentient02970/h38F0106E_zpsed6589c6.jpg

[Space Suicide]

OK, so there was a long, heavy rainstorm in Athens today that lasted from the early morning hours up until around noon. We're talking a significant amount of water. Also, Athens is not the best city in terms of water drainage (almost all of the natural draining streams have been blocked or built on). So the few streams (natural or artificial) that do remain, are completely overtaxed in storms like these. Which leads to chaos, property damage and, occasionally, injuries and even deaths...

...but also leads to this:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/29027_10151267188115069_1178452999_n.jpg

Reminds me of that scene from Escape From LA:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_E9ebt1a_s

[miss k bee]

https://www.facebook.com/AwkwardBandAndMusicianPhotos

Crumbs I could waste a whole day looking at this page!!

[Alexandros]

OK, so there was a long, heavy rainstorm in Athens today that lasted from the early morning hours up until around noon. We're talking a significant amount of water. Also, Athens is not the best city in terms of water drainage (almost all of the natural draining streams have been blocked or built on). So the few streams (natural or artificial) that do remain, are completely overtaxed in storms like these. Which leads to chaos, property damage and, occasionally, injuries and even deaths...

...but also leads to this:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/29027_10151267188115069_1178452999_n.jpg

Well shit guys, sorry, it appears this is not a photo from Athens, but from an artificial surfing facility in Munich. But it is indicative of the situation that all of the people who shared that photo thought it was perfectly legitimate according to experience.

[fillow]

Meanwhile in Russia...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOmPbt4sI3I

[Findus]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b375/sentient02970/h38F0106E_zpsed6589c6.jpg

My first thought before reading about the smiley face was "how can you see stars through the moon?"
I think that is worse than having a smiley face.

[ipayj]

I still haven't decided if this is the best or worst video on the internet EVER.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9yHFAAhUq0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9yHFAAhUq0)


NSFW-ish

Daniel Tosh introduced me to that lovely diddy 'bout jack and diane. And I have never been the same since.

[october_midnight]

Marvel characters, TRON style. The inner geek in me approves...

http://geektyrant.com/storage/0998-post-images/cyclops_by_enymy-d341mu4.jpg

http://geektyrant.com/storage/0998-post-images/archangel_tron_by_enymy-d34tfvz.jpg

http://geektyrant.com/storage/0998-post-images/spiderman_tron_by_enymy-d343tf1.jpg

http://geektyrant.com/storage/0998-post-images/hawkeye_tron_by_enymy-d342c4u.jpg

http://geektyrant.com/storage/0998-post-images/wolverine_tron_by_enymy-d34ihwg.jpg

http://geektyrant.com/storage/0998-post-images/punisher_tron_by_enymy-d33wxin.jpg

Many more.. (http://geektyrant.com/news/2013/2/19/23-tron-style-marvel-characters-by-kristafer-anka.html)

[ibanez33]

Deadpool looks badass! Spidey is a close second, but I don't like the way he changed the eyes so much.

[miss k bee]

Oscars 2013 drinking/eating game:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2013/feb/22/oscars-2013-drinking-game

[Conan The Barbarian]

Not really stupid, but a pretty nifty idea. Have John Bonham play drums on any track. Thanks to a couple of computer savy dudes.

http://static.echonest.com/bonhamizer/go.html?trid=TRZKXTL13B5505133D&delay=60

Edit: I just did Buck Dich, LOL!!!!

[october_midnight]

By far the most hilarious one yet...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCe8-1dbXZc&feature=player_embedded

[october_midnight]

Double post, because....hmm

http://beforevfx.tumblr.com/

[october_midnight]

Group of guys fuck with pizza delivery guy in the best way humanly possible.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTIP7CAtAak

[fillow]

WELCOME BACK ETS I missed you SO MUCH

[wizfan]

Meanwhile, in Greece... One of the most bizarre plastic surgery disasters you've seen. They basically turned her into a cartoon character.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWJOuCrvFy8

[Iran_Ed]

http://akk.li/pics/anne.jpg

Was listening to Scott Walker when I clicked on that. I didn't even notice it at first.

[aggroculture]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BEHeA1tCEAAzB3m.jpg:large

[ibanez33]

Group of guys fuck with pizza delivery guy in the best way humanly possible.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTIP7CAtAak

That was fucking amazing.

[hobochic]

How was it amazing? I love the idea, the concept and the premise but the execution is terrible. The pizza guy basically lol's his way out of the house knowing it's a bunch of college kids failing at their prank. They should've played their parts with sinister undertones and pressured the guy to keep his mouth shut. Hell, they should've devoured the pizzas like animals in front of him.

[the duder]

^^ Yeah that prank wasn't quite as good as it could have been. Having someone naked, bound and gagged under the table making noise, for example...

Anywho, got this link this morning from my girlfriend...in the body of the message she wrote "Paint me like one of your french girls..." Sheee gets me!
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=210&t=1017090&mid=0&i=0&nmt=How+to+troll+a+dating+website

[october_midnight]

How was it amazing? I love the idea, the concept and the premise but the execution is terrible.

Who gives a shit? It was supposed to be a funny YouTube video. Fuckssakes...

[october_midnight]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnE3uyj9Grg&feature=player_embedded

[october_midnight]

Fully interactive overnight horror camping experience The Great Horror Campout (http://www.greathorrorcampout.com/#/about) launches this summer in Los Angeles.

Holyyyyyy shit would it be awesome if they did something like that up here. They did a zombie outdoor paintball event that was awesome as fuck.