I have a bonerooo for brit.
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Spears' Ex Drops Some Britney Bombshells
Jason Alexander Tells Tales of Overdoses, Threesomes
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(Feb. 26) -- As Britney Spears settles into rehab after a tumultous start to 2007, shocking new allegations from her 55-hour husband purport that the fallen pop diva once had a near-fatal overdose on pure ecstasy, and also engaged in a bisexual threesome with him.
Jason Alexander told the Sunday Mirror of London that Spears almost died due to a fatal "MDMA" overdose while they partied in Las Vegas. After seeing the pop star was having trouble breathing and wasn't coherent, he says he took her to their hotel room and threw her in the shower.
"I remember looking down at her all crumpled in the tub with the water coming down. She looked so white and lifeless. I thought she was dead. I thought, 'This b---- is going to f------ die right here in front of me,'" Alexander said.
Alexander also told the Mirror that he and Spears, during a drug-fueled bender, had a sexual threesome with a female dancer. "We used ecstasy at night to party and cocaine during the day to stay awake," he said. "Then we would take downers like Valium or Vicodin to come down and rest."
Spears, who twice left rehab last week after just 24 hours each time, checked into and remains at the Promises rehabilitation clinic in Malibu, Calif.
Jason Alexander Tells Tales of Overdoses, Threesomes
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(Feb. 26) -- As Britney Spears settles into rehab after a tumultous start to 2007, shocking new allegations from her 55-hour husband purport that the fallen pop diva once had a near-fatal overdose on pure ecstasy, and also engaged in a bisexual threesome with him.
Jason Alexander told the Sunday Mirror of London that Spears almost died due to a fatal "MDMA" overdose while they partied in Las Vegas. After seeing the pop star was having trouble breathing and wasn't coherent, he says he took her to their hotel room and threw her in the shower.
"I remember looking down at her all crumpled in the tub with the water coming down. She looked so white and lifeless. I thought she was dead. I thought, 'This b---- is going to f------ die right here in front of me,'" Alexander said.
Alexander also told the Mirror that he and Spears, during a drug-fueled bender, had a sexual threesome with a female dancer. "We used ecstasy at night to party and cocaine during the day to stay awake," he said. "Then we would take downers like Valium or Vicodin to come down and rest."
Spears, who twice left rehab last week after just 24 hours each time, checked into and remains at the Promises rehabilitation clinic in Malibu, Calif.
hm. sounds like she's living out "the downward spiral"
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Dra508 wrote:
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Please add to NIN Spotting. blhahhhhahawhaw. ok, I'm out of this thread. Turning my mind to mush.Also, I love that certain blogs are now refering to her 'downward spiral' .... if only she would complete it...
meh. That would mean I would have to post more that two times today. (yes I changed my user name yesterday)
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hm. sounds like she's living out "the downward spiral"
Spider2 wrote:
Spears' Ex Drops Some Britney Bombshells
Jason Alexander Tells Tales of Overdoses, Threesomes
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(Feb. 26) -- As Britney Spears settles into rehab after a tumultous start to 2007, shocking new allegations from her 55-hour husband purport that the fallen pop diva once had a near-fatal overdose on pure ecstasy, and also engaged in a bisexual threesome with him.
Jason Alexander told the Sunday Mirror of London that Spears almost died due to a fatal "MDMA" overdose while they partied in Las Vegas. After seeing the pop star was having trouble breathing and wasn't coherent, he says he took her to their hotel room and threw her in the shower.
"I remember looking down at her all crumpled in the tub with the water coming down. She looked so white and lifeless. I thought she was dead. I thought, 'This b---- is going to f------ die right here in front of me,'" Alexander said.
Alexander also told the Mirror that he and Spears, during a drug-fueled bender, had a sexual threesome with a female dancer. "We used ecstasy at night to party and cocaine during the day to stay awake," he said. "Then we would take downers like Valium or Vicodin to come down and rest."
Spears, who twice left rehab last week after just 24 hours each time, checked into and remains at the Promises rehabilitation clinic in Malibu, Calif.
Jason Alexander Tells Tales of Overdoses, Threesomes
AOL
(Feb. 26) -- As Britney Spears settles into rehab after a tumultous start to 2007, shocking new allegations from her 55-hour husband purport that the fallen pop diva once had a near-fatal overdose on pure ecstasy, and also engaged in a bisexual threesome with him.
Jason Alexander told the Sunday Mirror of London that Spears almost died due to a fatal "MDMA" overdose while they partied in Las Vegas. After seeing the pop star was having trouble breathing and wasn't coherent, he says he took her to their hotel room and threw her in the shower.
"I remember looking down at her all crumpled in the tub with the water coming down. She looked so white and lifeless. I thought she was dead. I thought, 'This b---- is going to f------ die right here in front of me,'" Alexander said.
Alexander also told the Mirror that he and Spears, during a drug-fueled bender, had a sexual threesome with a female dancer. "We used ecstasy at night to party and cocaine during the day to stay awake," he said. "Then we would take downers like Valium or Vicodin to come down and rest."
Spears, who twice left rehab last week after just 24 hours each time, checked into and remains at the Promises rehabilitation clinic in Malibu, Calif.
hm. sounds like she's living out "the downward spiral"
some guy is this thread would like to bring it to our attention that the 'downward spiral' did not begin with Trent.
<eyeroll> but he does not specify where it began....so...MEH.
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Craig Ferguson is too good of a person to be hosting a comedy show. Thanks for that.
And it's "monologue", by the way
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thanks, morm. ferguson's got a hell of a point and is a brave dude to say it.
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Minor wrote:
And it's "monologue", by the way:P
Sorry, I was temporarily confused by Americans who feel the need to spell "catalogue" as "catalog." I assumed they'd applied the same rule to all words of the same type. How stupid of me to assume any changes Americans have made to the language make sense.
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Mormolyke wrote:
Sorry, I was temporarily confused by Americans who feel the need to spell "catalogue" as "catalog." I assumed they'd applied the same rule to all words of the same type. How stupid of me to assume any changes Americans have made to the language make sense.
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And it's "monologue", by the way
Sorry, I was temporarily confused by Americans who feel the need to spell "catalogue" as "catalog." I assumed they'd applied the same rule to all words of the same type. How stupid of me to assume any changes Americans have made to the language make sense.
Actually monolog is also correct.
Thanks for the video.
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In your face, Pop.
How stupid of me to assume anyone who uses American English knows how to correct my spelling.
How stupid of me to assume anyone who uses American English knows how to correct my spelling.
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Blast it all, coiled again!
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She should make an industrial metal album. What's she waiting for?
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watched this yesterday on youtube (why are all the monologues down?). took the audience some time, till they realized he was not kidding at all.
i think at the end he could as well have said "call me, if you want"!
Wow. Thanks for that one Morm. He puts it all into perspective so well - and it always throws people when a comedian gets serious.
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it always throws people when a comedian gets serious.
Offtopic: Yeah, I was really in tears when Jon Stewart and David Letterman gave their monologues after Sept. 11th.
... that's hard to watch.
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Aggroculture wrote:
She should make an industrial metal album. What's she waiting for?
"Oops I Am In Hell"?
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Should I shave my pubes and say they're "100% Timberlake Guaranteed"?
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On a side note, I am also tranined in Organic Forensic Chemsitry, and have a degree in Biology, and would be willing to use a local contact (for a small extra fee) to get the DNA profile on this stand as proof of authentication. Unfortunately it will be up to the buyer to find and/or match the official data I can provide to the real genotype of Britney, if you can get your hands on it.
Translation: This is not her hair, but just try and prove it, bitch.