Yes, I'm back.

Where the fuck where you?
You wouldn't care if I told you and this isn't my blog. What matters is that I'm back and ready to deal.


Where the fuck is my money?
In my PayPal account. No, I didn't take it and run. It's your money, not mine.


Where the fuck is my lyric booklet?
Sitting in a box beside me, along with 999 other lyric booklets just like it. They arrived last weekend.


When the fuck will I be getting my lyric booklet?
I'm packing existing orders this weekend and mailing them on Monday. They're not huge stupid packages like the poster tubes, so they should arrive quicker. Say a week to 10 days for North America, 2 weeks outside North America.


Where the fuck is my poster?
On a flat in our guest bedroom.


When the fuck will I be getting my poster?
The USPS told me to fuck off. There are no insurance refunds. Hence I will be funding replacement posters out of my own pocket. There are roughly 30 people asking for replacements. I will be sending them out via a method that offers a tracking number and emailing that tracking number to you. Yes, I still have all your names.


I'm going to fucking kill you.
Please don't.


I PMd a person who said they know you-- didn't they fucking get ahold of you?
No, because I wasn't around to be gotten ahold of, via email or phone or in person.

I'll make this clear. No one else on ETS is involved in Operation: Poster or Operation: Booklet. No one. Don't PM spookshow, isdfx, leviathant or anyone else about it, because they're not involved and don't need the headache.


Did you get my email / PM, you fucker?
I have 164 new emails in my inbox. At a glance, roughly 140 of them are poster/booklet related. If you emailed me I will reply in the next day or two. I have no PMs here on ETS, surprisingly enough. I will not be replying to ETS PMs for the next few days, since the only people I want to hear from are people who have ordered something from me and not got it, and if you ordered something from me you have my email address. Use that email address instead of PMing me here.


So nothing's fucked up?
Other than the stupid amount of time that's passed, no. All the money is still there with PayPal, although later this week I will be giving it to the print shop and the post office. The booklets are here and they look really good, although I will let people decide that for themselves. The remaining posters will be sent to the people who contacted me before the "contact me" deadline.


I am seriously going to fucking kill you.
Can I send you your booklet first?

Glad to see you are alive and well man. Didn't figure you were the kind to run. Sorry to hear about the USPS; that sucks balls.

And thanks for giving me a laugh with some of your answers/proposed questions/statements. lol

Welcome back Andrew. Just remember - you are the one doing all the hard work, and for that we are thankful. Yet I may go as far as speaking out of turn here, but I'm curious as to what happened to you and where you were for the past few months. I know you've already said "You wouldn't care if I told you and this isn't my blog. What matters is that I'm back and ready to deal." But I know a lot of people do care, and would be eagerly awaiting an explanation. I won't lie - I for one would appreciate an explanation. That being said, I wouldn't be shocked or disappointed if you chose not to give one - especially if it involved citing personal problems or reasons that you did not want made public on the board. The bottom line is its nice to see you back, and I for one cannot wait to get my booklet. Again, welcome back.

lol, glad to see all of this today and that you're back.

Stay black!

Thank you for your welcome-backs. For the record: my absence was caused by several severe personal/family problems that are not the sort of thing I want to post about anywhere online (or explain to Spiral members who recognized me at the Vancouver show on Monday). Six weeks of no phone, internet or contact with friends. I've been back for a little over a week, just in time to collect the booklets from the printer, and I've been dealing with work-related stuff until today. This weekend is all about getting things back on track here.

I figured so much it was something personal, which is not anyone's business but yours. So hopefully, that ends any "whereabouts" questions from any other members. Well, we're all here for you, and again, welcome back.

Do you still have extra booklets available for purchase?

I'm sorry to hear of your troubles. I hope things are more level now.

Ditto

welcome back glad to hear everything is back to normal and things with the booklets and posters are well, can't wait to see it. don't worry about the delay time, everyone has stuff that comes up and sometimes you just have to deal with your own stuff first. i'm sure it was more important than sending out nine inch nails booklets.

I was starting to get really worried about you. Glad you're alive and presumably well.

There are roughly 700 booklets still available. There's a funny story about that. I'll relate it when I'm done plowing through these emails. But yes, there are still booklets for sale, and now that they're printed and sitting here in my office, I will be shipping out orders on a weekly basis.

i think i'm one of those people on that list of people who will be getting their posters sent out soon, for i never received mine. is there any way it could be sent to a different address?

Yes, it can be sent to a different address. I can't tell by your ETS username if I have an email from you on the subject, but if I do, I will be emailing you back in the next day or two to confirm addresses and such. If you haven't emailed me yet, please do so (andrew _at_ werewolffeet _dot_ com) with your OLD address (so I can look up your order) and your NEW address.

Booklet photos. Nicer ones will come later. Click for a larger version.



If you haven't ordered one but would like one, visit http://www.werewolffeet.com/nin/order/ for details.

Oh. If you've changed your address and haven't sent me a note about it, now's your chance. I'm printing the mailing labels tomorrow morning.

Hey, I didn't order a poster or a lyric booklet, but I just want to apologize on behalf of mankind if you received death threats.

For the sheer amount of work you have been doing, I thought that people should be more appreciative (you are even going into the red on this!) Even if you took my money and ran, it was only like 7 bucks.

You are the closest thing to a saint I have ever seen on the internet.

Good luck to you, it makes me glad there are people like you in the world.

I agree. Anyone who sent you death threats should rot in hell. Fuck 'em.

the work you do is fucking amazing. i really like the poster and i just sent you a payment for a booklet. they look awesome and i can't wait to get mine.

I can't believe people were sending you death threats. That leads me to believe that getting your booklet in the mail is the only thing they have going for them. while i'm sure it's a very nice booklet, i still think thats sad.

Do the booklets fit in a normal cd case like say my With Teeth tour edition?