Tool

[Helpmeiaminhell (is now in hell)]

^We get it. You seriously have some kind of problem with Maynard and all of the bands he's in, given your obsessive need to repeatedly posting inflammatory things in every thread that has anything to do with him.

No its more like I have a problem with his "insufferable" fans who suck him off at every turn and run like guard dogs to defend him because someone dare offend their sacred christ Maynard....Did you know the hidden meaning of life is in his tattoos? Sure there is a 96969696 page discussion about it on the Tool reddit....There are also secret hidden messages directed from MJK to you the listener on 'Hooker With a Penis' but you can only hear it if you play it on your vinyl backwards 9 times and then on the 10th time, the message is clear.