Tool are so fucking boring.

I seriously tried, listened to their albums, but no... despite having a few good songs, I can’t help it, they are mind-numbingly boring, flat, generic and derivative.

What’s even worse: tool fans. If you don’t like tool, apparently it is “because you don’t understand tool” as if to truly appreciate their music you were required to have a certain degree of enlightenment to really understand the depth of their art.

You haven’t dropped enough acid to open your third eye and enjoy and appreciate this band.