Hairy Member
Active Member
The new Sacha Baron Cohen movie looks like crap.
There were a couple of funny things in the trailer, but most of it just completely fell flat.
And his beard looks ridiculously fake.
Hairy Member
Watch Legion (6 episodes out now). It is great. Very trippy.
Last edited by Brando; 03-21-2017 at 10:10 AM.
Active Member
Ethan Embry got jacked
Active Member
Active Member
Huh, could be pretty fun.
Active Member
Active Member
there's a specific image I'm trying to find for this, it's a two-panel comic where the guy in the first panel is just staring blankly and the second is him turning away saying, "Jesus Christ."
FATUM NOS IUNGET
Active Member
Happy birthday.
Active Member
FATUM NOS IUNGET
Active Member
Turns out that Goosebumps movie they announced a few years ago is still in the works.
12 year old ruiner would have been all over this.
Balls in Your Mouth
What?! Do kids nowadays even know what Goosebumps is?Originally Posted by theruiner
The Enhancer
Does it matter? Sure as shit no kids today knew what the Smurfs were this time last year!
Bored
A couple of trailers of upcoming movies I intend to see (that are not major blockbusters already being discussed)
The Woman In Black
Starring Harry Potter and a very creepy house. I have high hopes for this one, actually.
Also: Wrath of the Titans, bitches!
It's going to be noisy, it's going to be full of plot holes and it won't make any goddamn sense. At all.
The perfect popcorn movie!
But hey, Sam Worthington is back as Perseus and I really like him. Liam Neeson and Ralph Fiennes are also back and I can count on them to be entertaining, at the very least. And Kronos looks badass.
ps: it's not really news but I didn't know where to put them and I didn't think they deserved their own threads either. Not yet, anyway.
ooo... it's all sticky
One of the VERY few remakes I've been looking forward to. The UK TV movie is one of my favorite horror films. Funny you also mentioned Hammer, gotta love the vintage-style promo poster:
Active Member
The Enhancer
Oh FUCK yes!
Behold the morning star
Shit I hate going to the ft Lauderdale museum due to the lack of leg room. But must see Batman the way Nolan intended to
Sent from my LG-P999 using Tapatalk
Bored
I have real news this time: Hammer goes Hi-Def
This may be just the thing that makes me cave in and finally go buy a Blu-Ray player.
desperately chilled
awesome news, marodi! now if we could only get the other hammer to follow suit. would be great to see pumps and a bump in hi-def...
Active Member
Maybe it's because I like Jason Segel so much, but this looks really, really good.
ooo... it's all sticky
^^^ the Duplassessses' (the Duplass brothers) are seriously in need of a good movie. Baghead was decent, Puffy Chair was overrated in my opinion, and Cyrus just fell flat. This finally looks good.
FATUM NOS IUNGET
The Enhancer
"gritty reboot"? What, the original wasn't gritty enough? Fine, then let's go all out. This better be the first theatrical release featuring actual rape, the most expandable stuntmen outside of a gritty Turkish reboot of The Crow, and the intentional killing of the actor in the lead role halfway through filming.
Active Member
The first teaser trailer for a commercial ever.
Last edited by onthewall2983; 01-26-2012 at 07:37 PM.
Active Member
^^Wha??? Is that implying what I think it's implying?
Edit: Some people are saying it'll be an ad for Nike. Well, of course. Because if it was Spoiler: another Ferris Bueller movie, we would have heard about it long before now. Lame.
Last edited by theruiner; 01-26-2012 at 07:48 PM.
FATUM NOS IUNGET
Ahh Mr. Broderick...the most insane actor on the face of the earth, we meet again. Uhh no...really, worked on a movie that he starred in. Out of his motherfucking mind.
Active Member
^^Please tell me he talked to an invisible camera at all times, a la Ferris Bueller. And then one of his handlers gathered the crew around and said something like, "Listen...I know it's weird, but Mr. Broderick really does think there's someone listening to everything he's saying. It's sad, yes, but the doctors say it would be extremely harmful and possibly dangerous to break his illusion, so please just play along." And then right as she says that, you hear him in the background as he walks by, talking to himself: "Me and Mr. Rooney have been at it for almost 30 years now. Oh, Mr. Rooney, you are a worthy adversary!"
Posting Permissions
Reply With Quote