The Return of Random Stupidity

[henryeatscereal]

Since this thread became unofficially "The Mexican Food Thread" for the last page, let's just thank Jesus...

[october_midnight]

Tila Tequila has a message for the Illuminati.

And let's all remember, this is a really, real person. An actual person.

[richardp]

I absolutely could not get through that entire thing. Jesus christ.

[halloween]

I quite liked this Seven Godly Sins.

[Fixer808]

Tila Tequila has a message for the Illuminati.

And let's all remember, this is a really, real person. An actual person.

After the first block of all-caps I just skimmed it, but I picked out the relevent points. Alien hybrids, secret moon base, tits... y'know, the things a revolution started by an r-list celebrity can't do without.

[NotoriousTIMP]

Poor little guy went in for a Rabies shot and had an allergic reaction

Before


And about 40min after the shot




I freaked the fuck out at first. We live in downtown Seattle and there isn't shit for pet hospitals around here. I had to drive back to the doctor I originally took him to and I did it in 12.5 minutes (it's about 25-30min normally). Drove 100mph and even took the carpool lane. By the time I got there he looked like this



He's back home now and has had some meds to help with the hives. It has seriously been a stressful day for the both of us....

Now his home and pumped up on Benadryl but looks 100x better

[Fixer808]

Aww, poor little noodle!

[NotoriousTIMP]

So my friend made it to the final round of the art contest at her school. She needs more votes so if you guys are down to helping, please click on this link and 'like' the photo. Thanks!

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fb...type=1&theater

[Leman Russ]

Tila Tequila has a message for the Illuminati.

And let's all remember, this is a really, real person. An actual person.

What.The.Fuck.

[miss k bee]

[october_midnight]

If my Halloween costume this year wasn't already done, I'd be all over this.

[richardp]

How does that work!!?!?

[october_midnight]

Unless I'm out to lunch, the shoulders are fake, imagine a wire frame that's just keeping the shoulders/collar supported to look like a body, and you can never see behind him so he just bends down with his head in his hands. I'm sure if you saw behind him, you'd see he was just hunched forwards.

[DigitalChaos]

Is it just me or is this shit hilarious?

[Findus]

It's not just you...... that is ​rather hilarious.

[henryeatscereal]

[october_midnight]

[october_midnight]

Supervillain high school yearbook pictures.

[Fixer808]

Long read, but good. This arrived in my spam box, gotta give 'em points for creativity, although I don't think an email from the FBI would start with "GOOD NEWS FROM THE F.B.I AGENT !!!‏"
Gotta keep costs down, them exclamation points cost money!

Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
Anti-Terrorist And Monitory Crime Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
J.Edgar.Hoover Building Washington Dc
http://www.fbi.gov/libref/directors/directmain.htm



I am Mr. Robert S.Mueller, The FBI Director; After proper investigations, we discovered that your impending payment that have been withheld by imposters, claiming to be Professor Charles Soludo (Governor of the Central bank of Nigeria), Mr. Patrick Aziza, Mr. Frank Nweke, None existing officials of the Oceanic Bank of Nigeria and Zenith Bank, UK winning Lottery, Andy Lear of Hsbc bank, Coca-Cola winning lottery and among a list of others is now under our custody with the help of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) and the Local Police Force.
Investigations revealed that you have spent a lot on your personal earned money just to conclude the successful transfer of your funds to your nominated bank account by obtaining transfer documents as requested by the imposters, costing you a lot of money but all to no avail.



The FBI had to send some financial crime investigators from our head quarters in Washington DC to Africa in other to carry out proper investigation, after receiving series of other reports similar to yours as you are not the only person awaiting the legal transfer of funds from Africa.



The FBI has giving authority to the International Monetary Funds (IMF) to assist the Federal Ministry of Finance and all the organization involved; such as the Central Bank, Zenith Bank, and Legit lottery organizations to immediately commence with the compensation of all the beneficiaries awaiting the successful transfer of their funds.



With the help of some of the best Internet investigators attached to the FBI, we traced your information from the Internet as one of the beneficiaries awaiting the successful transfer of funds to your nominated account.



I am pleased to inform you that a meeting was held as regards the best way to carry out with the compensation exercise for transparency and most especially to avoid reoccurrence of the delay in transferring your funds and the high cost of procuring transfer documents and came to a final conclusion as all head of organizations involved was duly represented.



It was approved to be issued to you as a valid international ATM card cashable at any ATM machine designation in the world. The ATM account has already being credited with two million, five hundred thousand United States dollars. ($2.5,000, 000.00USD) , with a daily Limit of withdrawal of Ten thousand United States Dollars. ($10.000, 00USD).The ATM card has already being packaged and approved to be delivered to your door step via express courier delivery service.



Contact Mr Roger Johnson {Our FBI ATM Rep.} at the ATM PAYMENT CENTER and reconfirm your delivery information as stated below and your security code with five digit (12090) number has to be submitted alongside with your delivery information for security reasons.



DELIVERY INFORMATION:
FULL NAME AND AGE:
DELIVERY ADDRESS:
SCAN COPY OF YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT
CELL PHONE NUMBER:
CURRENT OCCUPATION
CONTACT INFORMATION:
NAME: Mr Roger Johnson
EMAIL: mr.rogerjohnson2@yahoo.co.uk




HAVE IT IN MIND THAT THE DELIVERY FEE OF YOUR PACKAGE DELIVERY TO YOUR DESTINATION HAVE BEEN SETTLED BETWEEN WE AND THE COURIER COMPANY IN CHARGE OF YOUR ATM CARD DELIVERY.SO YOU ARE MANDATED TO PAY FOR THE SECURITY KEEPING FEE ONLY FOR YOUR ATM CARD TO BE DELIVERED TO YOU.



A RELIABLE AND A TRUSTED COURIER COMPANY HAVE BEEN CONTRACTED TO DELIVER YOUR PACKAGE TO YOUR DESTINATION,AS SOON AS YOU CONTACT MR ROGER JOHNSON HE WILL UPDATE YOU WITH THE COURIER COMPANY EMAIL CONTACT ADDRESS IN OTHER TO AVOID ANY UNDUE DELAY OF YOUR ATM CARD.



NOTE: Under normal circumstances you are suppose to come and collect your ATM CARD in person and sign some documents as proof of the collection of your ATM CARD but the IMF and the Finance Ministry insisted that you pay for the SECURITY KEEPING FEE ONLY of your ATM CARD via western union money transfer, which will cost you only $150.00 USD to cut down travel expenses in other for the western union payment receipt and the receipt of payment of $150.00 USD to the nominated courier company that will carry out with the delivery to your door step to be documented in your file as proof your collection. We hope that is very clear. A receipt to this effect will be sent to you and a copy kept in your file for future documentation.



We also advise that you stop further communications with these imposters and forward any correspondence / proposal you receive from them to Mr. Roger Johnson in other for the FBI to bring justice to does still at large.


GOD BLESS US.

REGARDS.

Mr. Robert S.Mueller III


FBI DIRECTOR..

[theruiner]

Fixer liked it so much he posted it twice!

So, a few things:

and among a list of others is now under our custody with the help of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) and the Local Police Force.

I was not aware that the term 'local police force' was an official title that needed to be capitalized.

and Legit lottery organizations

I'm glad to know these are "Legit lottery organizations." If they hadn't told me that, I would have been suspicious.

We also advise that you stop further communications with these imposters and forward any correspondence / proposal you receive from them to Mr. Roger Johnson in other for the FBI to bring justice to does still at large.

I hate it when does are still at large. Especially when one runs in front of you while driving. Your car would be totaled!

[halloween]

I'm sorry, but the chocolate covered parrot just made me sad, he's probably terrified of what just happened and looks like he's drowning =[

[DigitalChaos]

I'm sorry, but the chocolate covered parrot just made me sad, he's probably terrified of what just happened and looks like he's drowning =[

Well here is the bad part... but also the hilarious part: That entire sequence is pulled from a movie. It's all computer generated. Once I learned that, it ruined the image for me. BUT, it's still funny because it took the internet months to figure out the source of the image. Why? Because it's from an Adam Sandler movie (Jack and Jill). You have to laugh at that!


During the time it was unknown, there were lots of animal abuse flamewars had over it: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/chocolate-bird

[sick among the pure]

Well here is the bad part... but also the hilarious part: That entire sequence is pulled from a movie. It's all computer generated. Once I learned that, it ruined the image for me. BUT, it's still funny because it took the internet months to figure out the source of the image. Why? Because it's from an Adam Sandler movie (Jack and Jill). You have to laugh at that!


During the time it was unknown, there were lots of animal abuse flamewars had over it: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/chocolate-bird

I love knowyourmeme.

[blassster]

Had a dream that I lived in the home in Big Sur that TR stayed in for a little bit during Fragile production. It was haunted, so I barely went into most rooms. After a short time, I died and started haunting the place myself.

[orestes]

Best Halloween costume ever?

[Fixer808]

Now, bear with me, because this is also sad.

Packs of cigarettes in Canada now feature anti-smoking ads on about 2/3 of the front and back covers of a pack. Typically, they feature a person whose life has been drastically negatively affected by smoking. Obviously, this is true, and they're starting to make me worry. This is a good thing, it may help me wuit, because I don't want to breath through a hole in my throat. Or... not breath at ALL.

Two of those pictures on the packs now, however, are some of the most ironically tragic advertising, in the truest sense of the word "irony". They feature a woman who died of lung cancer and whose name cannot have been made up by propaganda people, because it would have been so fucking ham-fisted that people would have charged blindly at the ministry responsible, howling for justice and with laughter.

The name? Barb Tarbox.

[miss k bee]

Cracks me up!!

[PooPooMeowChow]

Now, bear with me, because this is also sad.

Packs of cigarettes in Canada now feature anti-smoking ads on about 2/3 of the front and back covers of a pack. Typically, they feature a person whose life has been drastically negatively affected by smoking. Obviously, this is true, and they're starting to make me worry. This is a good thing, it may help me wuit, because I don't want to breath through a hole in my throat. Or... not breath at ALL.

Two of those pictures on the packs now, however, are some of the most ironically tragic advertising, in the truest sense of the word "irony". They feature a woman who died of lung cancer and whose name cannot have been made up by propaganda people, because it would have been so fucking ham-fisted that people would have charged blindly at the ministry responsible, howling for justice and with laughter.

The name? Barb Tarbox.

Yeah after I saw that I started drawing over top of those, I don't feel bad,lol

[henryeatscereal]

[october_midnight]

Absolutely insane pumpkin carving.