And today's Melania's birthday and all she got from her douchebag husband is a fucking birthday card. That's it. I feel bad for her. If I was rich, I would take her out for dinner and pay the whole thing and give her a great day. Even if I didn't have money. I would've put some kind of effort to make her feel special. I hope she either does a Lorena Bobbit on that cum-bucket or take everything he has and destroy it.