Probably already been mentioned, but Five Finger Death Punch = yuck
Probably already been mentioned, but Five Finger Death Punch = yuck
I really hate this wave of folk music that has emerged. Phillips Phillips. I want to grab that fucker's guitar and bash it against his head. His songs are so fucking bland. Every time I hear some shitty folk-pop song on a commercial or for a film. I swear to god, I want to blast something like Metal Machine Music in the loudest possible volume and just kill everything in sight.
i have a soft spot for "photograph" by ed sheeran.
on topic, the absolute worst time for pop radio was early 2000's. remember ashanti? no? i envy you. her and ja rule would tag-team the shittiest tracks EVER.
sounds vaguely familiar.
i was working at sam goody then and the most telling and fascinating part of watching that unfold was the release of hits-only cds. not greatest hits, just the singles from shit albums slammed into cheaper cds.
edit: they were called sevens or something.
Last edited by kel; 08-24-2016 at 10:11 PM.
My most hated thing that seems to happen so much in pop music these days is the EDM sped up drum roll. I HATE that sound, it always sounds so tinny.
I was looking up some examples to explain what I meant and I found this gearslutz page - what a massive amount of effort and time goes into something that sounds so horrible!
https://www.gearslutz.com/board/rap-...drums-vox.html
Last edited by WorzelG; 08-30-2016 at 09:31 AM.
Hey, remember that bitch who ripped off Blind Melon's "No Rain" for her own shitty song? Well, she's getting sued by the band: http://www.avclub.com/article/all-bl...ngement-242003
Sorry for the double-post but there is an interesting article on how one of the worst songs ever created was made: http://www.gq.com/story/oral-history...ng-of-all-time
WARNING: The music video is on autoplay and scroll down below for anyone not wanting to hear that blasphemous tune.
Oh that's really good... I'm not the biggest Blind Melon fan, but I was upset that they actually gave permission for that shit. That was just painful...
I have no idea what the hell the people who made this were thinking then. Did they think they could just get away with it?
Also, that article about Jefferson Starship... "Like a barnacle made from synthesizers and cocaine" is maybe the funniest goddamn thing I've ever read. I'm still laughing... wow.
Last edited by Jinsai; 09-03-2016 at 01:19 AM.
Jefferson Starship/Starship were dreadful. Jefferson Airplane rocked.
HAAAAAAHAHAHHAAAAA OMG so good I fucking hate that song, and that fucking band.
@WorzelG , that stupid song is played ALL THE FUCKING TIME here, for the last 30 years omg what a TURD.
But now Xfinity has this ad on TV:
Last edited by allegro; 09-03-2016 at 12:59 PM.
well, this "band" fucking sucks. The production sucks, the music is simple and fucking boring, but the goddamn narcissistic infatuation with your sadness? I know it sounds ironic to complain about that on a site centered around Nine Inch Nails, but this person has a lead single called "Kill Me," followed by another song called "Make Me Wanna Die."
Ok, if that's your MO, you better be heavy as fuck, and you're not. You're cookie-cutter wimp rock bullshit. You make a petty anthem out of your pathetic angst. You suck so bad that you have to steal from fucking Aerosmith to explain how badly you super wanna die. Fuck you.
anyway, it seems I can't even link to the video for some reason... that's bizarre. If you want to hear this horseshit, look up some terrible band called The Pretty Reckless, and their fantastically bullshit song "kill me"
EDIT: oh god the more I look into this "musician" the more I want to scream... apparently this is some vanity project by an actress from the show Gossip Girl, and she has another song where the chorus goes "so hit me like a man, and love me like a woman."
FUCK YOU. Nice AHS font there, you talentless self-absorbed bullshit piece of fuck. You are a perfect example of why we shouldn't let actors make music. They always do it wrong, but never before has an actor done it as badly as you. You have done it worse than anyone in the history of doing things bad.
Last edited by Jinsai; 09-10-2016 at 04:15 PM.
What I like about this thread is that it constantly brings to my attention stuff I might have missed, and won't ever be missing again...
Last one was solid, that's all I'll say about that. I'll still listen to it regularly, it's been 15 years since I've done that with an album of his.
Unless you're talking about live performance, then I'd totally agree.
Pretty Reckless, eh. Pretty generic. They sound like a million other 00's/10's bands.
yeah, i know, but this *is* the shitty music thread ...
my bad.
Maybe this is the safe space to talk about he who must not be named, but I thought that last album felt like ghost written bullshit, and I never got why people thought it was a "return to form," I guess I just thought it sucked
I'd like to believe we're a bunch of mature adults who can have a conversation about the guy, now that certain parties are gone forever.
With a new album coming out in January it's going to be unavoidable topic. Shoehorning him into this thread is unfair considering his outstanding output back in the day.
Makes us comparable to those idiotic Skinny Puppy fans who get all foamy at the mouth every time someone brings up NIN. Yes, Trent ripped off Dig It back in the day. Moving on.
Related: Tim Skold is a great musician and a shitty, shitty lyricist.
What happened- did Haz get banned, or leave on his own terms, or ???...
He was banned for spazzing out and acting like a martyr in the mod board
New Lady Gaga single is dreadful. I was somewhat excited after hearing that FJM, Florence and Josh Homme will be appearing on the album, but it's the same bland generic dance pop I hear on the radio all the time. No thank you