Shitty Music. (The Nickelback Thread)

[Space Suicide]

Hahah, what the hell is that shit?

And to think I looked at this thread to post my recent disdain against Ed Sheeran and I watched that. Train of hate thought sidetracked. Bravo.

[kel]

i love ed sheeran's song "photograph". the rest of his stuff is so harmless and easy to brush off.

on topic: i fucking hate "hotline bling".

[GulDukat]

Babymetal. Worst shit, ever.

[elevenism]

so since Tom Hanks' son, Chet "Haze" Hanks, is trending again, it's a good time to remember his musical contributions to the world.



Alright, that's the shittiest thing ever, and if it was believably an off-the-cuff "freestyle" it might be slightly more forgivable for lyrics like "step to me get beat down like Rodney King." Y'know, sorry, that just slipped out while I was freestyling, I didn't know what I was saying. Except this bullshit was totally written, agonized over, edited, and it was something that he thought was clever word-play because he's got to be the stupidest motherfucker on this planet, and at the very least is astonishingly lacking in self-awareness.

You are the son of Woody from Toy Story, you fucking tool. Your dad was in Big. You are Straight Outta Brentwood, you ridiculous asshole, and I don't care what drugs you're taking or how hard you think you've got it, if your dad saved Private Ryan you don't get to "spit" lyrics like "step to me get beat down like Rodney King." Every time you hear someone downplay the general concept of white male privilege, we need to bring up Chet Haze.

oh my dear sweet god.
this is proof of parallel universes. i've slipped into a different universe because where i'm from, this is TOO RIDICULOUS TO EXIST.

[Krazy]

Watching NBA playoffs, just saw a commercial that the Billboard Music Awards are on ABC Sunday May 22nd.

::thumbs_up::

With any (bad) luck, there's always the chance someone will do something moronic so they can be talked about the next day.

[Space Suicide]

Watching NBA playoffs, just saw a commercial that the Billboard Music Awards are on ABC Sunday May 22nd.

::thumbs_up::

With any (bad) luck, there's always the chance someone will do something moronic so they can be talked about the next day.

[Exocet]

Some D- list racist dumb cunt rapper... who sells no records but always gets headlines..called ...Azealia Banks.....

Just called Zaynk Malik of One Direction a curry smelling, cock sucking PAKI...and called a 14 year old up and coming singer 'flat chested.'

She also supports Donald Trump.

She also demoralised and discriminated against the whole non white population of the UK...calling non white Brits 'tokens'.


Stop spreading your insecure misery across the Atlantic and stirring up shit here.
Im so glad about 10 concert promoters in Europe have dropped her.

[Jinsai]

Some D- list racist dumb cunt rapper... who sells no records but always gets headlines..called ...Azealia Banks.....

I'm not really a fan but a lot of people were hyped on her "Broke with Expensive Taste" album.

[Exocet]

I'm not really a fan but a lot of people were hyped on her "Broke with Expensive Taste" album.

She is quite young....only 24...she may have been drunk when she made the comments...its interesting to see how social media can derail, someones career.
But no everyone has known she is a nasty cunt. But sort of played it down.
she went overboard and fucked up.

[wizfan]

Jeez. I feel dirty for remixing one of her songs for a contest. (didn't win, btw.)

[thevoid99]

That Banks bitch is horrendous.

I just heard about this today but I don't remember where I heard about it but... why? Madonna is going to do a tribute to Prince at the upcoming Billboard Music Awards or something. Was Lady Caca bad enough for the Bowie tribute and now this? What have we done to deserve this? Seriously.

[bobbie solo]

this song from Banks is still so dope. Spits some bars. And she looks damn cute in the video.



literally everything about this hag has been terrible ever since though. Bad music, terrible personality, odd relationship with the gay community, crazy incidents. Wish she would get hit by a bus and just go away.

[GulDukat]

So I stumbled upon the Christian version of Limp Bizkit.



"You gotta pay the fee, 'cause my freestyles ain't free". Word.

Shocked these guys weren't huge...

Has ICP been mentioned? They suck.

[GulDukat]

I am old enough to remember The New Monkees....

[thevoid99]

I am old enough to remember The New Monkees....

This existed? What the fuck?

[GulDukat]

This existed? What the fuck?

Yup.




I LOVE the Monkees, but this was just embarrassing.

[thevoid99]

I saw 30 seconds of it and... ugh....

[Space Suicide]

Every time someone says they hate his band.

[thevoid99]

God, I would love to punch that guy's throat. Seriously, I think Train is one of the worst things ever created.

[Your Name Here]

...............

[thevoid99]

^^^^^ Maroon 5, then Train, its too bad that some people believe making money is making art. Oh and yes can I stand in line behind you to punch him and Adam Levine in the face with a baseball bat with a rusty nail in it.

I'll hold him for you. Besides, Adam Levine committed blasphemy to us NIN fans by doing this unforgivable and sacrilegious act...

[Your Name Here]

.................

[thevoid99]

I've heard it before and I don't want to hear it again. The fact that he turned it into some beatnik bullshit just infuriates me. I really hate that guy as well. He comes off trying to be cool because he has tattoos and do rock songs yet nothing about him seems genuine at all. The worst part about all of this is that my mom likes a few of their songs. *weeps*

[GulDukat]

Not a huge Adam Levine or Maron 5 fan, but I did like the song he did with Slash.

[october_midnight]

This...... this motherfucker of a song.

[GulDukat]

This...... this motherfucker of a song.

What are you talking about? The song is a masterpiece. Great video too.

[Soma]

Those guys are the embodiment of whiney suburban Tumblr kids. I'll give them props on production but man, their songs / persona make me cringe

[bobbie solo]

they had the teeny bopper crowd in the palm of their hands when i watched them for a bit at ACL last year. Kids (girls?) were losing their shit.

[Archive_Reports]

[aggroculture]

What a pile of crap.
Why does Roadrunner keep sinking money into Joey Jordison? Maybe they think a bunch of Slipknot fans are going to dig this lazy bullshit. Maybe they're right. Slipknot have been garbage for a long time now.