Shitty Music. (The Nickelback Thread)

[kel]

that skit is hilarious. it was pre-erotica, though. "justify my love" was out a year before.

and i'm jealous. i want that book.

[allegro]

that skit is hilarious. it was pre-erotica, though. "justify my love" was out a year before.

OOOOOHHHH THAT'S RIGHT, SHIT!!! LOL I gotta go find that, it's still hilarious. Yay The Queen of Babe-a-Lonia

The book's pages are hard to turn with that metal cover hahahaha!

[kel]

OOOOOHHHH THAT'S RIGHT, SHIT!!! LOL I gotta go find that, it's still hilarious. Yay The Queen of Babe-a-Lonia

The book's pages are hard to turn with that metal cover hahahaha!

bedtime stories was great, too. why am i talking about this here? madonna is the tits.

[cahernandez]

Compared to Ray of Light and Music, Confessions is a weak album (I like Confessions, but I find myself skipping some songs from Confessions), Hard Candy was an improvement over Confessions (and American Life was just forgettable). Yes, she's been doing EDM since 1998 but that Nicky Minaj song is UNLISTENABLE. Shit man...someone close to her should do an intervention or something. Like someone above said, she's trying too hard to sound hip. Ray of Light was AMAZING, and it seemed like the right step for her career at the time, Music was a strong follow-up, but things have been slowly declining since then. MDNA and Rebel Heart have been such a waste.

[allegro]

I think it's just personal preference, because I don't skip anything on Confessions but I really don't like Hard Candy at all, and she's had some crappy production input ever since. (I'm looking at you, Diplo.)

[aggroculture]

For me the Bedtime Stories/Ray of Light/Music run is great.

[henryeatscereal]

"Ray on Light" is her last great album, great production, honest and interesting songs and she sings in a way she never sang again.
I don't feel anything for "Confessions" or any of the recent albums, i know they probably sold (and will sell) better than "Ray of Light", but in my opinion that album is miles away from her EDM stuff (more honest too..)

[Space Suicide]

Minus Justify My Love, I always thought Madonna was overrated and past her prime (now).

[Space Suicide]

Same as always.

[Sutekh]

lol i saw them in 2001



gash

[thevoid99]

I read on the A/V Club yesterday that Uncle Kracker, Mark McGrath of Sugar Ray, and some dude from Better than Ezra are forming a supergroup. Here's their new song:

[henryeatscereal]

Same as always.

I expected worse TBH, they do record the same song over and over but it's not a hateful one, in another hand, what a crappy video...

And this will make the third time i'm posting this at ETS, lol:

[Jinsai]

I read on the A/V Club yesterday that Uncle Kracker, Mark McGrath of Sugar Ray, and some dude from Better than Ezra are forming a supergroup. Here's their new song:

no fucking way.
no. fucking. way.
I can't even process this.

I literally couldn't make it through more than ten seconds of that song. I'll try again later.

[october_midnight]

Well, the world had a good run...what could possibly happen as a result of thi- oh hey there's the four horsemen...

[virushopper]

I read on the A/V Club yesterday that Uncle Kracker, Mark McGrath of Sugar Ray, and some dude from Better than Ezra are forming a supergroup. Here's their new song:

Wow, wow, like HOLY SHIT wow.

[thevoid99]

no fucking way.
no. fucking. way.
I can't even process this.

I literally couldn't make it through more than ten seconds of that song. I'll try again later.

10 seconds.... I only lasted 20 seconds of it. It is so fucking awful. How did Uncle Krackhead even have a singing career? I swear, his face and voice makes me want to kill him.

[aggroculture]

Wow this is like a parody of the worst bro-rock imaginable. Except it's not a parody.

[Dr Channard]

I read on the A/V Club yesterday that Uncle Kracker, Mark McGrath of Sugar Ray, and some dude from Better than Ezra are forming a supergroup. Here's their new song:

　
Shouldn’t Chad Kroeger and Kid Rock have gotten in on this? I’m just a little bit offended that they aren’t on this track! This track is a lie without them, a poser!

[Pillfred]

That's it, stop the world. I'm getting off

You no hear country music lately?

On the real, this is total tripe.

[ambergris]

Remember Balloon Boy? He and his brothers are a gothic metal (?) band now:

[Lerxto]

[Space Suicide]

Remember Balloon Boy? He and his brothers are a gothic metal (?) band now:

Falcon Heene! I remember that dumb little kid with his puking on TV. His father has an out of control ego and is a massive narcissist. It's hilarious. No doubt he's the mastermind and the "manager" for this mess I just heard.

[Jinsai]

remember Owl City?

Still... I'm speechless at that second song, "Unbelievable." The title of the track doesn't even begin to explain how much I'm offended by how anemic and shitty this emotionless ode to childhood is.... It's honestly like they gave up pretending it wasn't a joke, and Owl City made an album full of music suitable for nobody over the age of 7. It is literally toddler music, and I would love to meet an adult (besides Adam Young) who actually wants to listen to this.

[thevoid99]

Owl City is fucking crap. It's like indie music gone mainstream pop. I don't think indie exists anymore.

[Archive_Reports]

[eversonpoe]

i'm sorry...what? didn't shifty or whatever his name was die? that band still exists without him? oy vey.

[thevoid99]

Apparently, the son of a bitch is still alive.

[Krazy]

At least their artwork has progressed over the past 15 years!!!!...

[Krazy]

Is Lady Antabellum(sp?) the country version of Nickelback?...

(I have an idea for a large stadium tour fail project)

[Archive_Reports]

At least their artwork has progressed over the past 15 years!!!!...

And at the exact same rate as their music.