Shitty Music. (The Nickelback Thread)

[thevoid99]

I saw some of that shit. He just absolutely buried himself. Let's hope Selena Gomez gets smart and dumps his sorry ass. Plus, he better not be living in Atlanta because if he and his posse comes across me. I'm gonna fuck them up.

[jmtd]

I saw some of that shit. He just absolutely buried himself. Let's hope Selena Gomez gets smart and dumps his sorry ass. Plus, he better not be living in Atlanta because if he and his posse comes across me. I'm gonna fuck them up.

Why do you give two fucks what Selena Gomez does, one way or the other? Does she deserve to breathe the same air as the rest of us?

[thevoid99]

Why do you give two fucks what Selena Gomez does, one way or the other? Does she deserve to breathe the same air as the rest of us?

Easy, I want to fuck her.

[GulDukat]

I love Tori, but...

[thevoid99]

Yeah, that was a pretty bad period for Tori. I bet she cringes whenever someone mentions that.

[Space Suicide]

Nice 80's hair.

[henryeatscereal]

Oh, c'mon be nice to Tori, everyone has their "dark past"...









(BTW, I like all of these songs...)

[eversonpoe]

"with sympathy" is honestly the only ministry album i really like. and that was even before i met and started hanging out with rob roberts and the other guys who were originally in the band.

[frankie teardrop]

y kant tori read has its fair share of embarrassing moments, but i love 'cool on your island' as if it were a bona fide early era gem.

as far as the rest of her career is concerned, i check right out after from the choirgirl, though i don't mind some moments off venus.

[cahernandez]

Not necessarily Shitty Music per se, but I didn't know where else to put this:


Do you guys think this is real? Kimmel had done something similar at Coachella, but at the time there were rumors that the interviewer girl's voice was overdubbed in the video, and that they had originally asked about real bands. Do you think this is the case here?

[screwdriver]

I saw some of that shit. He just absolutely buried himself. Let's hope Selena Gomez gets smart and dumps his sorry ass. Plus, he better not be living in Atlanta because if he and his posse comes across me. I'm gonna fuck them up.

speaking as a lawyer, he didn't do that bad. the lawyer asking the questions looked like an absolute asshole, though.

[Space Suicide]

speaking as a lawyer, he didn't do that bad. the lawyer asking the questions looked like an absolute asshole, though.

Both lawyers were. They acted like school children, which is fitting due to the client in question.

[GulDukat]

I kind of like this song (guilty pleasure), but this video is bad, bad, bad.

[thevoid99]

That is an awful video. Beavis & Butt-Head's comments on the video are hilarious. "He's going to the toilet and he's taking those guys with him". 80s Billy Joel Doo-wop does suck. My dad eventually realized that 80s Billy Joel did suck.

[Space Suicide]

[think i'm a fire engine]

I don't know if ICP is the absolute worst band in the world, but they're surely the band I fucking despise the very most.

[Krazy]

I was 5-6 y.o. when Uptown Girl and Vacation came out. Christie Brinkley is responsible for my first purposeful boner.

[Charmingly Miserable]

y kant tori read has its fair share of embarrassing moments, but i love 'cool on your island' as if it were a bona fide early era gem.

as far as the rest of her career is concerned, i check right out after from the choirgirl, though i don't mind some moments off venus.

I love Y Kant Tori Read for all its cheesy glory. Sure there are dumb songs (I'm looking at you, Fayth and You Go To My Head) but there are some really great ones too (Fire on the Side, Etienne).

[Space Suicide]

Hey Soul Sister

Heeey heeeey heeeeey

Your lipstick stains on the front lobe of my left side brains
I knew I wouldn't forget you
And so I went and let you blow my mind
Your sweet moonbeam
The smell of you in every single dream I dream
I knew when we collided you're the one I have decided
Who's one of my kind

Hey soul sister, ain't that mister mister on the radio, stereo
The way you move ain't fair you know
Hey soul sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing you do tonight

Heeey heeeey heeeey

Just in time, I'm so glad you have a one track mind like me
You gave my life direction
A game show love connection, we can't deny I I-I-I-I
I'm so obsessed
My heart is bound to beat right out my untrimmed chest
I believe in you, like a virgin, you're Madonna
And I'm always gonna wanna blow your mind

Hey soul sister, ain't that Mister Mister on the radio, stereo
The way you move ain't fair you know
Hey soul sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing you do tonight

The way you can't cut a rug
Watching you's the only drug I need
So gangster, I'm so thug
You're the only one I'm dreaming of
You see I can be myself now finally
In fact there's nothing I can't be
I want the world to see you'll be with me

Hey soul sister, ain't that mister mister on the radio, stereo
The way you move ain't fair you know
Hey soul sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing you do tonight
Hey soul sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing you do tonight
Heeey heeeey heeeeey (tonight)
Heeey heeeey heeeeey (tonight)

This song is dogshit as is this band's existence. What kind of a fucking retard wrote this shit? Pat Monahan is a fucking idiot. "I'm so gangsta, I'm so thug" and "Cut a rug" are the best, what year is this 1912?

[onthewall2983]

Just realized how much he looks like Steve Hogarth from Marillion, who is an infinitely more talented singer/song-writer (in a an infinitely more talented band) but no one knows about in comparison to fucking Train.

[thevoid99]

I want to fucking stab Pat Monahan in his fucking throat. I fucking hate Train and his voice is the reason why I hate that fucker.

[aggroculture]

I am reaching within myself to find something of worth here.

[GulDukat]

I really liked The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here. Alice In Chains feels more like "The Jerry Cantrell Band" now, and of course I miss Layne, but this is better than nothing. There aren't too many contemporary rock band that I like, so having AIC still around is nice.

For the next AIC album, I hope that William is given more of a chance to sing.

[Space Suicide]

More shit

[GulDukat]

More shit

Wow, that was really, really bad.

[richardp]

More shit

lololololol

[ambergris]

Is this a hate song about a happy childhood? Poor generation that doesn't know what it wants to be angry about.

[eversonpoe]

Is this a hate song about a happy childhood? Poor generation that doesn't know what it wants to be angry about.

oh my god, ughhhhh.

also, i can't tell what's worse: the song or the coordinated spinning moves...

[WorzelG]

Is that stuff popular? Maybe it's a visual treatise on how outwardly idyllic childhoods lead to delinquency and really bad music. Another example of music being a bit schizhrenic these days, and I know I sound like an old crone, but it's like they want so much to be liked they throw all these genres into a track in the hope that SOMEONE will like it. I think maybe they're banking on the singer being quite hot too.

[Space Suicide]

Love it. I mainly put this here due to his bashing of Nickelback.

P.S. Dave Grohl rules. <3