Well, firstly, thanks for the kind words about my "endless hyper enthusiasm," lol...much appreciated!
However, with respect, I sincerely think that people just "switching off" their brains for these movies is part of the problem. If more people actually kept their brains "switched on" and paid attention, I think they'd generally appreciate the movies more and see that there's more than just colorful, random explosions going on, not to mention better understanding and making sense of the so-called "messy" script, action, and designs. Speaking of which...
The designs are highly-detailed, granted. But they're also all fairly distinct and easy to tell apart as long as a modicum of focus is applied by the viewer, in addition to the fact that it's something which has been continually improved upon by the films. Autobots are individualized primary colors and Decepticons are metallic, bulky, jagged, borderline inhuman behemoths. How hard is THAT to tell apart? Same goes for the action. It gets pretty chaotic and fast-paced, no argument there! I can't imagine anyone glancing away or thinking about something else would follow it too well. But if you simply open your eyes and give it your full attention it's really quite simple to follow. And let's not forget that the third and fourth films being 3D have kept the camera FAR more static as well as the editing FAR less frenetic. And I honestly have no problem whatsoever with the scripts, either. What's so "messy" there? Naturally, there's a good bit of humor tossed-in and sprinkled throughout, I guess you could consider that a pacing or tone issue sometimes...but I tend to think of that as the sugar which helps the medicine go down. You know, the goofy stuff that helps keep the themes and motifs from coming across too heavy-handed or forced and which helps keep the proceedings fun for anyone not looking to get bogged down by the heavier stuff.
Which I think I've gone to some considerable length establishing is QUITE present, btw.
But people WILL need their brains turned-on to see it.
As for the décor having more personality than the actual characters, the set design and wardrobe choices actually ARE intricately, expertly detailed and relevant to the story. Glad you've noticed! I've ALWAYS appreciated that and I've actually done a LOT of research and writing expanding on how well done it is. But that's maybe for another post someday! I was writing that thread extemporaneously and it really needs some polishing to be more presentable, sorry. For now, I think it's simply worth mentioning that the titular characters, the Transformers themselves, are actually massively expensive, CGI creations, so their limited screentime is kind of a given. That said each successive film in the series has consistently done better and better at allowing for more character building and screentime for the Transformers. The dynamic between Optimus and Sentinel in the third film and the arc granted Prime's character in the fourth are excellent examples of that improvement.
However, it's also worth mentioning the brilliance of, say, Sam's arc within and across the films along with, say, the themes and motifs interwoven between and expressed by the human cast as well as the Transformers in the fourth film. Which is to say, when the CGI characters are WAY too expensive to do much with onscreen, you highlight the fact that the HUMAN CHARACTERS go through changes and develop and are themselves "transformers," in a way, mirroring (at far less cost) the arcs of the CGI characters they serve as stand-ins for, generally. As Optimus himself said, "Like us, there is more to them than meets the eye."
But, again, the audience would need to keep its brains turned-on to see that.
Do they? Do they REALLY miss the spirit of the franchise?
Because I remember Transformers as being the kids franchise that had balls. (More on that later, lol.) It had bad guys that turned into GUNS. Not just day-glo laser-pistols like Shockwave, but REALISTIC replicas of a Walther PP gun sold to kids. It killed off characters wholesale. Beloved characters! Brutally and graphically, no less! It had a rock & roll soundtrack when paranoid parents everywhere were burning rock records and boycotting MTV. It had an MTV video, ffs! It had some pretty "questionable" humor. Rumble covered in birdshit, Octane ogling mechaporn, Optimus "plugging into his" pink gf with a cable from his hip into her womb and moaning as they "interfaced," her "special power" radiating from her "special place," etc. all leap to mind.
And the movies miss the spirit of G1 by delving into the realm of "ethnic stereotypes," you say? Perhaps you're forgetting that Iron Hide was almost LITERALLY a redneck. And Jazz spoke jive and was voiced by Scatman Crothers because JAZZ MUSIC = BLACK, lol. The list goes on and on. Hell, even the utter stupidity of the Dinobots was based on the thinking at the time that the "walnut-sized" brains of dinosaurs meant they must have been retarded. And OMG "Carbomya," ffs.
But somehow The Twins aren't in the spirit of all that? Or Drift, the samurai-bot voiced by Ken Watanabe? Or John Goodman basically reprising his gung ho military man role from The Big Lebowski as a grizzled soldier who turns into a military vehicle?
And overly-simplistic sketches of characters though they may be, the movieverse Autobots and (admittedly most of) the Decepticons all have clearly-defined characters, which they manage to achieve despite limited, expensive CGI screentime across only a handful of two-and-a-half-hour movies, rather than HUNDREDS of issues and episodes and 30+ years of opportunity. That's not even a fair comparison, yet the movies still come out on top there...or at the very least maintain the spirit of the overstuffed first two or three years of the show and comic, wherein basically every single character was a Johnny One-Note with almost ZERO personality beyond whatever their ONE identifiable trait or purpose was quickly established as being.
And ONOES THE MILITARY!!1! Earth Defense Force and countless G.I. Joe crossovers, anyone? C'mon, now. It's not even an issue, we ALL know the military would IMMEDIATELY get involved in the case of a hostile, alien invasion. And Bay's great relationship with the military not only helped sell the global scale of the movies at ZERO cost for the production value, but they were generally portrayed realistically AND with a sizable emphasis on the faults in their command and implementation. Was it kinda gung ho? Sure, but still within the spirit of the franchise, for the sake of a worthy trade-off, and not without leveling some criticism towards the institution as a whole. I'd say that's a solid WIN/WIN/WIN.
Optimus Prime ripping someone's face off? He's a goddamned field general in a war spanning THOUSANDS of years. Sorry, brutal violence is just part of the job. But, hey, don't take MY word for it! Sure, G1 Optimus is a "pillar of nobility." But he ALSO went on a MEGATRON MUST BE STOPPED, NO MATTER THE COST kill-crazy rampage, running down and blasting away the Decepticon ranks across the battlefield and outright MOCKING Megatron's helpless pleas for mercy as he leveled his ion rifle right at his face to EXECUTE him then and there. Oh, and what was the VERY FIRST THING Orion Pax did after being reformatted into Optimus Prime?
Ohhh, that's right...
Which isn't to say I find those actions inappropriate or ignoble, mind you! I'm just saying that we should NOT for ONE moment pretend that G1 Optimus himself WOULDN'T rip-off the face of The Fallen if he'd had half-a-chance to do so. He even kicked Megatron right in the dick, ffslol. G1 Optimus did what he had to do, just like live action Optimus does.
Anyway, I'm sure you see my point by now.
And I don't even know why we're talking about the comics, I never said anything bad about them. I'm a huge fan! The Marvel Comics "Transformers" series was actually the first comic book I ever subscribed to ("G.I. Joe" and "G.I. Joe: Special Missions" being the only others), because they were THAT good and THAT important to me. Sure, there were plenty of duds there and they certainly had their problems, but when they were good they were GREAT. I've followed a bit of the Dreamwave stuff since then (mostly decided it wasn't that great I didn't really care much about it), and I LOVE most of what IDW's done with their line of Transformers comics. I haven't had a chance to check out much of "TF: MtMtE" or "TF:RiD" yet, but I've seen enough to know they're great and to look forward to killing a few days at Barnes & Noble reading whatever I can until I have the chance to buy them for myself.
No arguments there, it's great stuff! The world-building, character-building, and story-arcs of the format aren't really comparable to that of the movie format, though. Same goes for the cartoons. It's comparing YEARS of daily/weekly/monthly stories to two-and-a-half-hours worth every few years, man. It's RIDICULOUS to compare the two, and that's not even addressing the fact that comic artists are obviously FAR cheaper than ILM, lol.
So let's compare the animated movie to the live action movies instead!
Which, I hasten to add, was my original point to you in the first place.
If you can look at that mess of a film uncritically while shitting all over the Bay films than, again, I say you are filtering your impression through the rose-tinted glasses of nostalgia goggles.
Both have animation and continuity errors, so fair's fair, w/e.
Both have some questionable acting choices and quality, so that's a draw again. And good on you for preemptively mentioning Judd Nelson, lol.
Both have characters who just seem to appear out of nowhere and characters who disappear offscreen, but then both feature revolving casts and time-jumps so w/e.
Not much "toilet humor" in the G1 movie, granted. But its companion TV show had plenty, Spike swears (and maybe Hot Rod, btw), and it was a different time for ratings and the franchise was basically just kid-fodder back then, with no real attention paid to teenage or adult markets, unlike the live action films.
Now let's talk pacing. Jeezus, that G1 movie stops cold for some lame-ass '80s rock song action sequence every 15 minutes, lol. And don't even get me started on "Dare to be Stoopid!" Ugh. And wtf was the point of the Quintessons or that whole trial sequence? It just pretty much comes out of nowhere with no purpose.
Same goes for logic and basic storytelling. WTF IS THE MATRIX? Why is it the only thing that can kill Unicron? WTF IS UNICRON? And Optimus can die because TOY SALEZ but Ultra Magnus is dead-but-fixable (albeit still useless) because PLOT ARMOR? Seriously, Optimus dies from a few gutshots but Magnus gets BLOWN TO PEICES and they basically GLUE HIM BACK TOGETHER without even THINKING to go get Optimus and do the same, lol. WTF IS THAT SHIT?!? If people want to talk about "messy scripts," than the G1 movie is the one that REALLY needs to be the focus of THAT discussion.
Sorry!
At least the live action movies explain the Matrix, who The Fallen is, why he has it out for the Autobots, and why he's scared of Primes. I mean, Optimus DID come back from the dead just to bitchslap his underlings, rip his face off, punch his spark out from behind, and crush it in front of his eyes, lolomg.
Let's be clear, I enjoy the G1 movie as much as anyone! Probably WAY more than most, if fact.
But it's basically a PoS with almost nothing going on under the hood.
Again, as I've detailed at length in many essays (and many more to come!), the live action movies are an altogether different beast in that respect and OMFG I love them for that.
Oh, and I'm sure you and @Jinsai will be pleased to know that I'm MORE than prepared to address the issue of Devastator's testicles and related "toilet humor" more thoroughly, but I'll save that for another post.
:)