Good Christ @Hazekiah every time I think you can't get any shamelessly trashier you make a post that utterly floors me once again. That read like Kid Rock fan fiction.

And seriously, trivializing opioid abuse and using the word "n00b" in reference to someone who presumably was on painkillers for decades and died tragically is beyond in poor taste, dude. Come the fuck on.

More OT: if Ali dies this year then I'm convinced that this year is just some weird Ambien dream I'm having and any day now I'll wake up and it'll be 2014 again. This year's so goddamned strange.