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Christmas party season,wine, wine and more free wine!
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The lady at the liquor store actually said to him "Really, you can't just buy 10 regular bottles? It's way cheaper that way". His response was "No, I need this bottle. I don't care about the vodka". He was already pretty drunk at the time.Originally Posted by Fixer808
In onther news, RUM AND KARAOKE TONIGHT!!! I can't wait to see what I regret tomorrow morning.
*UPDATE* didn't even make it to the bar, got shitfaced making up Irish drinking songs in this fashion:
Last edited by ibanez33; 12-15-2012 at 04:02 PM.
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Its Christmas, start the rum!!
Not even a copy of a
Cheap brandy (E&J) and good whiskey, The Macallan 12. ...... Happy New Year!
Brandy: E&J - VSOP.
Last edited by REPLICA; 12-24-2012 at 08:57 PM. Reason: Brandy Type
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jello shots have been my friends this evening. and rolling rock. i'm typing remarkebly well at this point.
The Enhancer
CHOCK FULL OF HOLIDAY CHEER. Quitting before it all comes back out. MERRY CHRIMBLE EVR'ONE.
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YEsterday - Malibu coconut rum, Today - Asti Spumante sparkling wine, port wine, later Baileys.. You have to love Christmas ...!
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So now I know what alcohol poisoning feels like; Sunday was pretty much the worst day of my life, could barely stand, couldn't even hold down water. Set a new record for most times vomited at work (9 in a 5 hour shift). 10/10 would do again.
The Enhancer
This is why you are my padawan. (p.s. fuck you George Lucas, I will never fucking fold midichlorians into my Star Wars knowledge.)
The Enhancer
I HAVE TO CATCH A FERRY IN 9 HOURS WHY GIN, WHYYYYYYY!!! Oh yeah, because I didn't buy it, my parents did.
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Well that's ok then, in fact, I think it's endorsed by your government.
Also, drinking on a school night: Thug Life.
The Enhancer
They're lobbying for a new flag. Replacing the maple leaf with a picture of an adult sneaking into his parents' liquor cabinet.
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Baileys! lots with ice
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How many bottles of whisk(e)y in the cabinet is too many bottles of whisk(e)y?
Answer: IMPOSSIBLE
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That is correct, 100 Points to Gryffindor.
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Behold the morning star
Imagine my middle finger. DRUNK!!
The Enhancer
I have now been drinking beer and re-playing Half Life 2 for 5 hours. I love my new computer.
6gigs of RAM, bitches... 6gigs of RAM.
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I'm lobbying for one with me covered in vom, so far I've gained 2 supporters.
The Enhancer
The cops asking you why you're walking home with a traffic cone on your head do not count as supporters.
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Well what about the kid that works at 7-11? He knows what kind of smokes I buy, so we're practically best friends.
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urgh, the smart thing for me to do right about now would be to go get and drink a full glass of water before bed, but that would result in me having to get up, leave the bedroom, go to the kitchen, get a glass, run the tap water a bit to get it at a good drinking temperature and drink it down and then return to the bedroom... fuck, too tired for that nonsense, i'll deal with being sick in the morning instead, lol.
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Lately I've been bypassing my normal cheap as fuck beer at the bar in favor of nights drinking Vodka Red Bull. I love this drink so much that I indeed ran up a near $50 tab last night, though I'm sensing that the ratio of Red Bull was pretty high since I woke up with no hangover today. Then again, the past few times I've had a night like that, I get no hangover opposed to Thursday night when I was drinking beer all night and woke up with a pretty solid headache and some vomit on my PJ's.
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Careful, yo. Vodka Red Bull was my drink of choice exclusively for about three months, and I'm pretty sure it's what led me to the ER to be told I had a kidney stone! Delicious stuff, though, to be sure.
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Around here, that'd be like 5 drinks.
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I drink plenty of water during the day at work, not sure how much it helps, but I'll for sure remember this.
Also ibanez, $50 got me seven of them, not to mention two others that were bought for me by the DJ. Keepin' it classy.
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I reallt should not drink tonight, but just had a swig of Cointreau .. it was nice
The Enhancer
This is how I intend to ring in the new year.
The Enhancer
There's glue from electrical tape stuck to my arms, my ears are ringing like crazy, my feet are destroyed from the boots I was wearing... But I was firmly attached at the lips to a very hot girl all night, and we exchanged contact info before we (unfortunately) parted ways at the end of the night! But there's always next time!BRINGIN' 2013 IN THE GOOD WAY.
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