Throbbing Member
Meeting railroaders. Just because you happen to attend a meeting with someone you need to work out some side issue with doesn't mean you can use that same meeting as a public opportunity to take everyone's time to work out that issue. If it's not on the agenda or is not what everyone else cares about...pick up the phone AFTER the meeting!!! Thanks.
Flaccid Member
Originally Posted by cashpiles
Ummm...its better to eat that way without choking!!! really?
Banned
The fact that on March 1 YouTube is going to automatically make everyone's account divert to the "new" (shitty, shitty, shittyshitmcfuck shitty) design layout.
Why can't sites just stick to one fucking layout and be happy with it? This "new" one isn't practical at all and fucks all my shit up on my profile.
Stubby Member
Are you eating out women with foot long pubes? Because I can't see how you'd choke on a regular bush.
Flaccid Member
well i am totally sure i am not alone there. it happens. it takes one tiny hair.
still gotta take care of your girl though.
Last edited by lost again; 01-24-2012 at 07:17 PM.
Stubby Member
1. Oil change guys who tell me that I need new tires, brake pads, air filter, transmission flush etc. every time I get an oil change. I had an oil change dude at the dealership where I have lifetime oil changes tell me I need new brake pads 3 months after I bought the fucking thing...from the same dealership. And they had just put new brake pads on it.
2. Idiots. A coworker asked me what I eat every morning during my break. It's a tupperware container of what is obviously yogurt. NO OTHER EDIBLE THING LOOKS LIKE YOGURT! What the fuck else could it be? It's plain Greek yogurt and I like to squeeze a couple honey packets into it. Anyway...one morning I'm squirting honey all up in my yogurt and she asks "what are you always eating?" I say "whale milk and honey" deadpan as fuck. She asks if I'm serious and I tell her that I'm absolutely serious and it's delicious. AND SHE FUCKING BELIEVES ME! Where the FUCK DO YOU EVEN BUY WHALE MILK!?
3. A dude I work with got promoted to fill the spot of another person who got promoted. The person whose former spot is being filled by said dude worked at 5am. Usually, when someone is hired to fill a vacancy, they inherit the same shift. How fucking ever, they promoted the dude internally without going through an interview process, and the interview process is when they usually say "this is for the early shift." Long story short, our supervisor wants us all to decide who gets fucked with the early shift because when they promoted the dude to our team, they didn't consider the fact that the dude doesn't have a car and can't get to work at 5. I spent 4 years on that shift, and I'll snap my own dick off before I go back.
Bent Member
I ordered a trench-coat and bandana from a store back in October, at the time the stuff was going be on order until now.
Only I just received an email stating my order had been cancelled.
What the fuck?!
Active Member
Sounds like the fashion police intercepted it.
The Enhancer
I've got a guy at the aquarium, I can hook you up.
Throbbing Member
Aww I bet she's brilliant! I hope one day he sees the light so to speak and supports her in art, as there is little that's more rewarding.
Bent Member
Oh snap
They were pretty slick though, if I must say so myself.
Active Member
Oh, a mac and a scarf. I was picturing a mid-90s metal fan (bandana around the head, leather trenchcoat).
Bent Member
Oh, good god no.
Banned
I want that.
Throbbing Member
I hate my meds. They're making me all dulled down and compliant. On the other hand, I've been trying to be normal all my life and this is the first time I feel like this might be what other normal people feel like every day and OH MY GOD I HATE IT. I want to go back to being neurotic and anxious and insecure, because at least that way I was also full of energy and curious and present and animated. I feel like a pod person.
Active Member
Favorite library was closed due to "the largest pro-life rally in Indiana" today.
The Enhancer
Not like those people know how to read anyway...
Active Member
I've got this twitch in my left hand that's been driving me nuts. Started a few weeks ago and happens pretty much every day now, sometimes multiple times a day. It's in between my thumb and my forefinger and it ends up shaking my forefinger, too. I've heard it can be caused by lack of vitamins or potassium. I eat plenty of bananas (though I've been slacking a bit lately) and am not as vigilant about vitamins as I should be. I'm going to be better about both and hope this goes away. Or it could also be stress, I've heard. I hope it's benign. I'd be surprised if it were anything to be concerned about, but it's still irking me.
i'm too thin
You're having a stroke.
Active Member
That explains a lot, actually.
Throbbing Member
Attention retards:
AN ATM IS NOT YOUR PERSONAL BANK BRANCH, TELLER OR ACCOUNTANT.
NOR IS IT A STARBUCKS, NIGHTCLUB OR MEETING PLACE.
IT'S A BANK MACHINE.
TAKE YOUR MONEY OR YOUR BANK STATEMENT AND FUCK OFF, THERE ARE PEOPLE WAITING BEHIND YOU AND THEY'RE FUCKING FREEZING.
I can't be the only person alive who despises this.
Active Member
Public computer labs: they are a circle of Hell.
The amount of plastic bags handed out by supermarkets in NYC (here's a plastic bag for your banana!). Stop clogging the world with plastic bags! The state should make it illegal to hand them out free: once people have to pay for them, you'll see their use go right down.
Last edited by aggroculture; 01-29-2012 at 11:10 AM.
The Enhancer
THIS.
Motherfucking this.
Active Member
My shifting mood is getting really annoying. I find myself of ball of anger and frustration even though things aren't all that bad i guess.
Active Member
Awesome. Just found out that I don't qualify for state healthcare. Because of budget cuts, adults who don't have children and aren't disabled can pretty much go fuck themselves as far as the state of Arizona goes. Which is awesome, because I lost my insurance and am quickly running out of medication that, you know, helps me to not die. Or go blind, which is a nasty side effect of diabetes. So...yeah! Have I mentioned lately how much I hate the state of Arizona?
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Being diabetic sucks. Insurance shit is such a nightmare and has been all of my life. How did I not know you were diabetic? The cost of insulin is absurd and it just keeps going up. Motherfuckers, I just want to live.
Throbbing Member
Ugh ruiner, seriously? So, unless your diabetes becomes such a severe condition that it actually disables you, you have to fund the insulin yourself? Yikes. And I came here to complain about the cold... Doesn't seem like such a bad thing now.
Throbbing Member
I know, right? They should have mounted sentry guns set to a timer around them.
Also, new mothers, why do you insist on taking your hideous noise machines to coffee shops? My local Beancene (a Scottish Starbucks with more wank) is turning into a nursery. I know you're all keen to show off your obnoxious little brats but if you can't control your hellspawn you shan't be allowed to have any.
If you must, if your baby completely refuses to stop screaming no matter how many times I scowl at it, leave the fucking coffee shop.
Stubby Member
I'm convinced that my local cashpoint features a hidden game of Space Invaders, it's the only reason anyone should spend so long at the fucking thing. I think to access it you have to put in about 20 maxed out credit cards and forget their PIN repeatedly
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