Shitty Movies - So bad, they're bad

[wizfan]

I kinda like The Rock. He's one of the few wrestler actors that can act. I'm looking at you, Steve Austin.

[Fixer808]

Ghost Rider 2 [/thread]

[henryeatscereal]

I kinda like The Rock. He's one of the few wrestler actors that can act. I'm looking at you, Steve Austin.

I like him but he's too limited in his ranges, still he acts so much better than HHH, Austin and Hogan, i was watching Southland Tales just a few minutes ago, i like him in it

[thevoid99]

I like him but he's too limited in his ranges, still he acts so much better than HHH, Austin and Hogan, i was watching Southland Tales just a few minutes ago, i like him in it

He and Seann William Scott were among the few things in Southland Tales that I liked. The whole film was a fucking mess.

[henryeatscereal]

He and Seann William Scott were among the few things in Southland Tales that I liked. The whole film was a fucking mess.

It is messy but it has something i like, maybe it's the good placed music, maybe the fact that Kevin Smith, John Lovitz, The Rock and Christopher Lambert are in it, maybe im just a mark for Richard Kelly's work... i agree it's a bad movie, biut i can't stop watching it, kinda like a messy trip from Lynch...

[spiralout]

Also, Sean Bean would have been a great Harry Mason.

Apparently he is somehow going to be Harry Mason in the sequel.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0938330/

[ImTheWiseJanitor]

Yeah, the new movie is supposedly "based on the third game," but who knows how much it's actually gonna have to do with the game. I think He's gonna stay "Christopher De Silva." It shooould be Harry Mason, but I guess that's as close as they can get while trying to keep continuity with the first film.

[Fixer808]

I really hate Seann William Scott, but I loved Role Models.

[wizfan]

Speaking of wrestlers in movies:

[Jinsai]

... this is the worst movie I've ever seen.

[henryeatscereal]

^ it does look terrible but i want to watch it, haha

[october_midnight]

Now that the rip has leaked, my friend cannot stop asking me to watch this.



I just....can't..

[Conan The Barbarian]

Who knew DDR could be so dangerous.

[Jinsai]

Now that the rip has leaked, my friend cannot stop asking me to watch this.
I just....can't..

is it bad that I really wanna see this? It looks hilarious

[october_midnight]

LOL not at all...I'm alllllmost at that point. My friend Luke almost every day texts me 'We're watching the fp tonight. Get over here.' and it's...it's a 20 minute drive lol. If you watch it, please advise haha.

[Jinsai]

I'm watching The Dictator. This movie fucking SUCKS.

How is this the same guy behind Borat and The Ali G show? Even the worst, most transparent and cheap moments of Bruno were pure comic genius compared to this.
I want my 5 dollars back.

Fuck you Sasha Baron Cohen

EDIT: and at no point does it get better. This movie fucking sucks. This is horrendous. How does this movie get made without everyone involved realizing that their project is career killing shit?

[Leman Russ]

I'm watching The Dictator. This movie fucking SUCKS.

How is this the same guy behind Borat and The Ali G show? Even the worst, most transparent and cheap moments of Bruno were pure comic genius compared to this.
I want my 5 dollars back.

Fuck you Sasha Baron Cohen

EDIT: and at no point does it get better. This movie fucking sucks. This is horrendous. How does this movie get made without everyone involved realizing that their project is career killing shit?

Even the 'funny' bits shown in the trailers weren't funny by the time they showed up in the movie. I think I laughed once during the entire movie.

[aggroculture]

I agree, it was unfunny. Especially the dialogue between him and the scientist guy. The speech at the end was good, but too little too late. This film was not a patch on its obvious inspiration: Chaplin's The Great Dictator.

[Leman Russ]

That was the one part I laughed at. It was also a sigh of relief on my part, as the movie was almost over

[ibanez33]

SHARKTOPUS

discuss.

[frankie teardrop]

it's no shark attack 3: megalodon, that's for sure.

[Leman Russ]

Metal Tornado. Yeah, you read that right

[Jinsai]

That was the one part I laughed at. It was also a sigh of relief on my part, as the movie was almost over

The "imagine if America was a dictatorship" scene?
Yeah, that was clever, but by the time that rolled around, I was so pissed and irritated by the movie I couldn't even crack a smile. Such an awful movie...

[Deepvoid]

Birdemic 2: The Resurrection.

[owinn]

THE AWAKENING. Hilariously a movie that shall send you to sleep after the first act.

[Leman Russ]

Have any of you seen the posters for Nic Cage's new movie? He plays a guy trying to find & rescue his daughter after she was kidnapped. Sound a lot like Taken? Good, because the movie is called Stolen. I shit you not

[wizfan]

So glad Nic finally appears in movies that match his talent.

[aggroculture]

I've never seen Taken, but that sounds a lot like Frantic. Oh, the endless cycle of cinematic regurgitation.

[hobochic]

Birdemic 2: The Resurrection.

Looks badass. I like the top comment on youtube: "They should have called it 'Birdemic: Return of the Coat Hangers'"

[RocketScience]

Re: Stolen, I seriously can't get over how retarded Cage looks in the poster for the film...