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    The Fucking Thread

    This is another thread about fucking!

    When I have sex, this is where you'll hear about it. Are you having sex? Let's hear about it.

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    I had sex on your bed two weeks ago.

    WITH MYSELF.

    WHERE'S THE GODDAMN MASTURBATION THREAD.

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    The closest i got to any action recently was my dog humping me. Then i kicked her off the couch.

    yeah i know this is JUST the post you wanted to read in here. hehe.

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    I actually had a decent amount of secks while ETS was down. Pretty vanilla secks, but secks nonetheless.

    What can I say? I got bored.

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    Even I have been getting some action lately.

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    Best sex of my life last night. Just sayin'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christo View Post
    Best sex of my life last night. Just sayin'
    I could say the exact same thing. Nice going universe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by goody View Post
    I could say the exact same thing. Nice going universe.
    I jacked off into a towel last night. It was okay, definitely not the best.

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    Quote Originally Posted by johnbron View Post
    I jacked off into a towel last night. It was okay, definitely not the best.
    You should have used softener.

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    What's this fucking you speak of?

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    I am medically curious, so I'm currently on a website called beautiful cervix.com

    This post contains the ultimate money shot. (SFW unless perhaps you're male and in an open-plan office)

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    i miss sex.

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    Not. Getting. ANY.

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    Did we lose the Not Getting Any thread?

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    Quote Originally Posted by icklekitty View Post
    I am medically curious, so I'm currently on a website called beautiful cervix.com

    This post contains the ultimate money shot. (SFW unless perhaps you're male and in an open-plan office)
    I want to do this again to some lucky cervix out there! No g/f anymore for me means ejaculating into condoms or the cold winter air (and hopefully onto an exciting body part soon).

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    Quote Originally Posted by goody View Post
    Did we lose the Not Getting Any thread?
    I suppose someone could start it.

    And on that note, I'm not getting some, but I will be in 3 weeks exactly. Yessssssss. Until then, more with the putting fun things in my butt!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pequena View Post
    I suppose someone could start it.

    And on that note, I'm not getting some, but I will be in 3 weeks exactly. Yessssssss. Until then, more with the putting fun things in my butt!
    http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/35e7vm/

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrdsctt View Post
    Not all the things...yet, sadly

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    I moved in with my girl. Sex has dropped about 50%.

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    Kind of happy my posts got purged. Especially the ones from this thread.

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    getting daily amounts currently. this has made it tough to stay awake at work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conan The Barbarian View Post
    I moved in with my girl. Sex has dropped about 50%.
    Only 50%? Give it time. You'll be down to 25% soon enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JessicaSarahS View Post
    Kind of happy my posts got purged. Especially the ones from this thread.
    Took a screenshot, don't worry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BasicCable View Post
    Only 50%? Give it time. You'll be down to 25% soon enough.
    You know it's sad but true.

    Just work to keep the fire burning. It may happen less but nows the time to start thinking creatively. Make every shot count.

    No sex but I have been getting a good responses from the ladies recently which i can't complain about. Slept with a girl the other night after doing some hard drinking. The cuddles was nice and I'm not really sure if it's gonna go anywhere but I plan on using that mindset to my advantage, planting seeds and all that.

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    This week i found out i was wearing another mans shoe, for over a week, unnoticed
    He says things have changed between us.
    This belongs here, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BasicCable View Post
    Only 50%? Give it time. You'll be down to 25% soon enough.
    Is this that true? Because even though my boyfriend and I don't live together we *pretty much* do since we're at each others houses every night, and that doesn't seem to affect the sex life. So, is it like, now that we're both responsible for paying these bills together, fucking seems less necessary nightly?

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    Quote Originally Posted by goody View Post
    Is this that true? Because even though my boyfriend and I don't live together we *pretty much* do since we're at each others houses every night, and that doesn't seem to affect the sex life. So, is it like, now that we're both responsible for paying these bills together, fucking seems less necessary nightly?
    I was in the same situation; I saw my girlfriend every night and we spent every waking moment together, and sex was consistent, bordering on excessive, heh. As soon as we moved in together, it's like we couldn't be bothered. We're not like an old married couple, or anything, but it definitely decreased from several times a day to 3 times a week or so. (And for clarity, we've been together 7 years, 5 of which have been spent living together)

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    Quote Originally Posted by october_midnight View Post
    Took a screenshot, don't worry.

    -_-.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex of scotland View Post
    This week i found out i was wearing another mans shoe, for over a week, unnoticed
    He says things have changed between us.
    This belongs here, right?
    It sounds to me like he did the right thing in telling you his feelings. Rather that, than bottling up his emotions, pretending to you that nothing was wrong (and himself, I might suggest), all the while allowing the atmosphere between you to become all the more tense and uncomfortable. At least now, the air might have cleared a little, paving the way for you to allow the relationship to begin anew.

    Why don't you invite him out for a quiet drink to discuss it further? Just the two of you, away from the hustle and bustle of the busy crowd, over a nice glass of red wine. Oh hell, why not even make it two.

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    Quote Originally Posted by october_midnight View Post
    Took a screenshot, don't worry.
    screenshots really do make a mess, amirite?

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