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I've got ocd around bathroom-related stuff, so the potential for that to bother me feels like it should be a thing, but thankfully it isn't. During sex I have a "bodies do things and sometimes it's funny and inconvenient" mindset.
If I farted while someone is going down on me I'd super apologize but if it happened to me I'd laugh and want to come up for air.
But then, eversonpoe's exes all sound not-great so I feel like that happened within context of already being not good.
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Yeah, emphasis on the "inadvertently", for instance. Being gross or generally abusive just because you can is no laughing matter, even for something as silly as bodily functions.
The way I envision it, sex (in a healthy relationship) is the point where you're the most open and vulnerable, so you have to be extra accepting. One day my ex (who was never a great fan of body fluids, even hers) just covered my hand with blood, surprise period in the middle of the night. She was absolutely dismayed, while I just laughed it off, took the sheets and washed them in the bathtub (we were on a trip and had rented an apartment).
Sex can be super messy, and loud, and bodies are weird. If you start to frown or pause when weird stuff happens, you're not going to have a lot of it...
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OH OH OH @Bachy
If you ever burp during a makeout session, blow the air out of your mouth (not towards your partner) before you start kissing again. Trust me. Helps a lot. Everyone should do this.
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Well, I did already do that, and no problem there. Because we both laughed uncontrollably for about two minutes before we started up again.Originally Posted by playwithfire
I was nobody. Nothing.
Once i was in a long term relationship. I was like 28 and she was like 20, and a very innocent 20 at that.
We hadn't seen each other in like 6 months. I had gone all out, taken her to an expensive restaurant, covered the bed with rose petals, had the room bathed in candle light, that sort of thing.
And she was going down on me, and i kind of twisted around to reciprocate in tandem. Right as my face approached her nether regions, she produced like a hilariously loud, resounding fart. I'm talking about the kind of fart that boys try to muster up in dorms at summer camp.
Personally, i thought it was hilarious. I'm laughing right now thinking about it.
But i thought SHE was gonna DIE of embarrassment.so damned funny.
As for surprise blood, i've experienced a LOT of that. I always wondered if the fucking had induced it, or i was lied to about imminent periods.
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Funny that you mention that. My birthday was last week, and the girl that I've been seeing and I had planned to hang out. Unfortunately for me, Aunt Flo just flew into town that very morning. So apart from some heavy making out, nothing happened.
I had a Seinfeld-like moment in my head thinking, "I missed out on the birthday sex!"
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Does she dislike period sex or is it a you thing or is it mutual.
(The only thing I miss about regular periods is period sex.)
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She said she didn't want to. I didn't mind either way. But in the end, I respected her decision.
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I keep seeing that, and I might have missed something or done something wrong because that was the most sloppy sex ever was for me. On her end she was slightly uncomfortable I think (even though she encouraged it), on my end... Way too much lubrication. Also a fucking mess, and blood in the shower made me feel like Janet Leigh (okay, that part was fabulous though).
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Great story! Yes, 20 year olds girls can be a bit inhibitive.But i thought SHE was gonna DIE of embarrassment.
As for surprise blood, i've experienced a LOT of that. I always wondered if the fucking had induced it, or i was lied to about imminent periods.
As for blood, yes, I am convinced that a mighty orgasm can contract so much to push that mense along. Yup.
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I mean, I dig the blood. As long as showers have happened recentlyish, it feels really hot to me in the moment. But also, for me, my vagina and cervix just do really well and things feel great. I think that super super varies from person to person.
I was nobody. Nothing.
i dig the blood if there's just a little bit.
i've never done full on period sex, just period INDUCING sex. to each his/her own.
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This weekend, a person made me cum for the first time since May 26th, 2014.
*praise hands*
Also, period sex is the best. Throw a towel down and power through. But I also kinda have a blood fetish. There may have been body painting with (not period)blood the other night.
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it's just the one that was abusive, but yeah, she constantly manipulated me using sex (generally withholding it) so the fact that she did that one one of the rare occasions we were actually being intimate and then thought it was hilarious was more than a little uncomfortable.
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I can't seem to really enjoy sex. I am kinda tired of making the girls cum, but not getting back nearly as much enthusiasm and trying from their part. Like this girl who could only cum from clit stimulation and it took like 30 minutes and I was paying attention to her wishes on the go, but between that and the actual fucking she did not even try to give me a head. I may very well be a perverted freak, but telling a girl to blow me - unless we have already engaged in some dirty talking, but she wasn't the kind - is just not in my book. On one hand it makes me a bit self-conscious, and on the other hand, I feel like she should do it after I did "my part".
But even during the sex, when I told her to switch positions, because my physique is rather lackluster, she could only maintain being on top of me for like 2 minutes, then we switched back... Well, I was still enjoying it despite my dying breaths, but then she asked me to work on her clit with my hand too. I tried, but I'm not some porn star, it just completely messed my rhythm up, and as soon as I felt I had just lost it, I slowly pulled out while re-focusing on her again, making her cum for the second time after another half an hour. I did not want to mention that she has hands on her own.
I did not enjoy that at all (all right, slight exaggeration here), and since we are pretty much on the way of becoming established fuck buddies (first time we had sex though with each other), I did imply a few things to her at the end, but did not want to get to deep into it, because I was kinda disappointed. I could and maybe should bring it up, but to me it feels like telling what you want to be surprised with on your birthday.
My guy friends are all saying that I should be way more selfish, but it's not that easy when I'm not some sex-machine myself. Every time I think about quasi asking for something or telling someone to do something, all I think about is the possibility of me failing to perform well, after which I would look like a moron for demanding anything in the first place.
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i think you need to find a different partner who is more sexually compatible with you. not everyone is good at sex (it takes practice), and some people are just mismatched. it sounds like you two are not quite right for each other sexually.
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Eeeey, I wouldn't make that big of a jump just yet. I'm just terrible at thinking about myself during the act, which is ironic, because in other areas of life I have no problem with being a selfish asshole.
Sure, if she would refuse to do basic things, it would be an easy no-no. But my point is not about getting head, I'm not even that stoked for it, as it can be extremely lackluster when done badly, but it bothers me that when all was said and done, the conclusion was that it was a pity I could not came. That kinda put a needle in my eye. If I can focus my attention on her and make her finish, I don't get why she did not even try, other than some handjob during kissing and such. If I couldn't finish despite actual effort being put into it, I'd understand.
I just don't know how to communicate it, because it seems like a lose-lose situation. She's a nice girl, and I don't want to sound too orderly. I mean, I can still just wait for our next meeting and see how things progress, and maybe bring up this in the heat of things, rather than some random afternoon facebook conversation.
Also, when I jumped into this whole "chase the girls" era of mine, I was so conscious about not being that guy (aw, he just finishes then leaves!!! so fed up with them!!!), that I somehow ended up on the opposite side, which is not too good either.I mean, I KNOW there are girls out there who would even get turned on by hinting at such things, being more dominating (or dominating at all maybe, to begin with). She is an absolute submissive person, I just don't know how to handle it, because without being at least a bit intoxicated, I feel bad trying to be dominating, even if I know she would enjoy it.
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But what @eversonpoe said is right, when sex is a chore and seems like a drag and you have to "communicate" too much, then it usually means you're just not sexually compatible. When you and your partner truly ARE sexually compatible, you just seem to "know" what each other wants, you can communicate pretty easily, often via body language, sex seems effortless, and honestly you can be in bed for hours and it seems like minutes. When you aren't compatible, you're thinking a lot about it (or other things, like doing your grocery shopping) when you shouldn't be thinking at all, you're frustrated about stuff, you're wondering if things are going right, you feel like it isn't all that enjoyable, sometimes you're even pissed off. Look, yeah, maybe it will take a while to find another, um, date, but maybe it's worth it.
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To be fair, it was your first time together. It's pretty common to be on different pages initially, and things might change with experience. She sounds like she's been fairly pro-active in getting you to get her off, so you could respond in kind, or tease her with not quite giving her what she wants until she does what you want.
Personally though, she sounds fucking exhausting. It's hard enough having someone who takes half an hour's clit work to get off - factor in how little effort she's putting in, and then wanting another half-hour's jilling, and I think most guys would be left rather unenthused.
she/her/hers
yeah, @allegro proves wise, as usual.
also, if you're in a relationship and you're comfortable enough with one another, it should never be an issue to say something like "hey, would you mind going down on me?" my wife and i ask each other for stuff all the time just to make sure we're both in the right mood for it.
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Damn, this turned out to be way too real.
We met again on sunday, same car scenario, and God, I was annoyed so many times. Her approach, the way she handled situations, all of these which were enlarged by the fact that I actually tried even harder, and I was in fact better.
Hey, I'm obviously extra annoyed the way I get and maintain erection, as it's not ideal, and I am still exploring what works on me and what not, so saying it's her fault would be unfair, but she hardly tried her best to compensate. I do everything seamlessly, and if she softly moves my hand somewhere, I get the message. But her? I was told (by others) to be more direct about the blowjob thing, so I was! After I put on the condom, I told her, but she said she'd rather not, because she's afraid the condom might get damaged. What the hell, it could've been pulled off (just opened it), or put on another one after, but I got so annoyed, that I did not want to risk arguing there before anything happened. But of course, the whole time it was on my mind, and even when the condom was off later, she did not do it - of course, that time I did not even bother asking or implying, fuck that shit. And yes, she admitted one time she loves doing it, and yes, I've been gone down on, so if I had some kind of problem, like foul odor or something, someone would've at least acted weirdly. Ahh...
The cherry on the top was the way she handled when I got soft. Like, I swallowed my pride for the greater good, and instead of pretending that pushing with a barely erect dick is the best possible thing for her (not saying she faked it, but still, I knew it could've been better), and rather spent 2 minutes on getting it up again, by making out or something, and she asked me more than one time what's wrong. DSJDASLKJYLJDYSLKDASJLDASJLDASJDLASJDASLDAS Don't fucking do that, unless it doesn't work at all. I'm in a car breaking all my bones simultaneously, sweat drops falling down from my hair, head basically everywhere, you are just enjoying what you are getting, and on top of that you ask me that?!
You know, the worst thing is that I do not know what could I even tell her during sex, because she has an extremely thin skin, so I don't feel confident at all. I was frowned upon when I told a girl friend of mine that I find nice girls boring, but damn, at least I can be frank with them without being afraid she will throw a tantrum.
Ahhh... frustration all around.
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nevermind
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So the girl I've been seeing and I kind of had a mutual parting of the ways the other night. It went over so well we wound up having, I guess you could call it break-up sex? A farewell fuck sounds better considering the alliteration. Probably one of the more pleasant break-ups I've been a part of.
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Met up with my FB after a year since last meeting. Good to know my libido is still alive!
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Man, we're not getting laid a lot, huh.
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Some more than others
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Pretty much
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either my sex drive is dying, or i'm not finding my girlfriend attractive anymore. But we had the house to ourself for a week and no sex happened..I'm completely okay with that.
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Let's see her so we can make an official decision about this matter.
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If she was completely okay with that too, then you're probably in good shape.
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