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    I'm getting some every weekend.

    I'm eating up porn like nobody's business though. Where's the spice thread? someone needs to get on that.

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    So nine months after splitting with my ex I've met someone. I forgot how much of a stress reliever consistent sex is. And fuckin-A is the sex ten times better than with my ex. The other day I almost made her cum with just foreplay. I don't know about any of you other women, but she loves it when I give her the softest kiss in the corner of her mouth where her top lip meets her bottom lip. This is of course after we've been making out and I kiss/bite her neck and collar bone and gently bite her lower lip when kissing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunatica View Post
    I'm getting some every weekend.

    I'm eating up porn like nobody's business though. Where's the spice thread? someone needs to get on that.
    I think that someone is you.

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    HHHHMMMmmmmmmm, prospects for Saturday look good. God I love fetish night...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fixer808 View Post
    HHHHMMMmmmmmmm, prospects for Saturday look good. God I love fetish night...
    +1





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    Quote Originally Posted by 1337 View Post
    looking forward to having awesome non-relationship sex tonight
    Your avatar makes that post so much better.

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    My gal and I got domestically partnered yesterday. I expect the sex to suffer a marriage-esque collapse soon, but the good mood and vibes from even this meager, noncommittal commitment spun up a whirlwind of fuck for us last night. Good times indeed, especially for being three years in (a threshold I've only met once before and by that time with that person my dick would basically retract when she entered the room).

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    I agreed with most of these too - am I a rapist? http://jezebel.com/5866602/can-you-t...e-and-a-rapist

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    I could be getting some now, but decided not to.
    WHAT. THE. FUCK?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by icklekitty View Post
    I agreed with most of these too - am I a rapist? http://jezebel.com/5866602/can-you-t...e-and-a-rapist
    Please say your joking. I am about to throw up.....

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    I'm so going to fuck Spoiler: things up tonight

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    What is this thread doing so far back?? Anyway, I'll contribute and make this thread a bit less sexy by saying I have a LOT of trouble having an orgasm during sex. I'm a guy. I fuck women. Not sure what's wrong with me--I orgasm fine when it's just me and my laptop, but it takes a long time and all my goddamn concentration to even come close to climaxing during sex. This isn't just one woman, either--I didn't have this problem when I began having sex, and I'm only 21 now, but in the last year or so it has been quite a challenge. And very, very frustrating. Any advice from any fellow travelers?

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    How much porn do you watch? Not that I'm judging, but I remember reading a study or an article about more and more men having that problem. Those men were able to resolve that problem by giving up porn (I don't remember if they also gave up masturbation) for a certain period of time.

    Another thing that comes to mind are medications. Antidepressants in particular can delay orgasms.

    Or maybe you just need to spice it up?
    Last edited by Nyx; 12-26-2011 at 03:46 PM.

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    or you like the cock

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    I had a boyfriend who had that problem. We had sex a lot, but he could never finish. He had a LOT of porn on his comp, too. Eventually me on top got him to get off more successfully, but I think decreasing porn and being with a girl you genuinely care for would help.

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    A month ago the woman I'm seeing couldn't have an orgasm. Now not only has she learned to come, but she ejaculates. It was so exciting when she came on my face last night, that I came too. Later we fucked like bunnies and had simultaneous orgasms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magtig View Post
    A month ago the woman I'm seeing couldn't have an orgasm. Now not only has she learned to come, but she ejaculates. It was so exciting when she came on my face last night, that I came too. Later we fucked like bunnies and had simultaneous orgasms.
    You are such a stud. Really. It's like being on a mission (heh heh) - I will make you come. Hot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dra508 View Post
    You are such a stud. Really. It's like being on a mission (heh heh) - I will make you come. Hot.
    Aww, thank you, but I think most of the credit belongs to her. All I did was help her to feel more comfortable exploring her own sexuality.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magtig View Post
    Aww, thank you, but I think most of the credit belongs to her. All I did was help her to feel more comfortable exploring her own sexuality.
    credit and all other kudos to get me to ten characters.

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    [smug]Yep. Great weekend.[/smug]

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    Ok. I think it's going down tonight. My pick-up technique is fairly retarded (mass messaging each day on Plentyoffish). However, there are successes. Anyways, it's been months without getting it on. So, on Plentyoffish one of the people I've been messaging back and forth with agreed to come to my place tonight. We started planning it yesterday. She's bringing over a bottle of Vodka or something. She's a bigger girl but I don't judge too much. Plus she's pretty. I've been cleaning up the place for 2 days now. It's all presentable and ready for action. cashpiles needs to get some too y'alls.

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    You go get 'er, cashpiles.

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    T minus 10 minutes.

    update: FUUUUUUUUCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    She's 32, visiting her folks. Her folks are old and won't let her out of the house at this late hour of the night. Anger has subsided. We have agreed to meet at an earlier more sensible time tomorrow so her dad doesn't freak out.

    update 2: WHAT A GREAT JOKE!

    She flaked out again. I actually believed her, all because my dick was thinking for me. Stupid fucking idiot.
    Last edited by cashpiles (closed); 01-04-2012 at 12:45 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by icklekitty View Post
    I agreed with most of these too - am I a rapist? http://jezebel.com/5866602/can-you-t...e-and-a-rapist
    I must be too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cashpiles View Post
    T minus 10 minutes.

    update: FUUUUUUUUCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    She's 32, visiting her folks. Her folks are old and won't let her out of the house at this late hour of the night. Anger has subsided. We have agreed to meet at an earlier more sensible time tomorrow so her dad doesn't freak out.

    That's slightly bizarre, but if you're just looking to get laid I suppose it's nothing to really concern yourself with. I'm surprised someone on a dating site was happy to have the first date in a private home though!

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    Quote Originally Posted by icklekitty View Post
    That's slightly bizarre, but if you're just looking to get laid I suppose it's nothing to really concern yourself with. I'm surprised someone on a dating site was happy to have the first date in a private home though!
    Ya, that doesn't usually happen... I think I struck on a good flow because another one has agreed to come over on Saturday. lol 2012... possibly the last year of life as we know it.

    update: and if I wasn't thinking with my dick and instead using reason as you were, I would have not have been in this situation again tonight. Holy shit. Holy SHIT.
    Last edited by cashpiles (closed); 01-04-2012 at 12:49 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magtig View Post
    Aww, thank you, but I think most of the credit belongs to her. All I did was help her to feel more comfortable exploring her own sexuality.
    You, sir, are awesome. As someone who has typically found sex and sexuality fear-inducing, it's been incredible to find a boyfriend who, like you, has made it his mission to help me to a safe space where I can enjoy myself. It's so liberating and wonderful.

    On a related note, I've finally found that giving blowjobs can be so damn fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aurelius View Post
    On a related note, I've finally found that giving blowjobs can be so damn fun.
    Hell yeah! I love giving blowjobs, I get really into and can get extremely turned on because of it. Mmmm...now I'm fantasizing...
    Last edited by halloween; 01-03-2012 at 08:27 PM. Reason: i love a hard cock.

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    giving blowjobs is awesome. but i think i need to get better. :P

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    I still need a lot of practise.

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