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Caffeine.
Goddamn do I love caffeine.
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Originally Posted by tony.parente
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This really does make traveling long haul a lot easier. London's BA Arrival lounge had a ridiculous # of showers. T
oronto, I couldn't find the American Airlines lounge entrance. It's like some labyrinth test that I failed at 7 in the morning. Then they taunt you with half smoked glass in a hall so you can see the lounge, but not how to get in!
/shakes fist!
EDIT: TSAPre/Global Entry/Nexus - best money I ever expensed.
Last edited by Dra508; 12-02-2015 at 02:01 PM.
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today is the first day in over 4 months that i can wear my own shirts and coats again. WOOP FUCKING WOOP WOOP. my psoriasis has healed enough that i can retire my husbands old cotton shirts and ugly fucking nylon coat.)))))))
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Going to start seeing a personal trainer in 2 weeks.
Going to start therapy next year.
Playing my first gig in almost 2 years next week.
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My old band played a reunion show last night and, despite the fact that we were a bit sloppy, I had a great time.
grrr. woof.
kristen bell's sloth obsession.
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my oldest friend and his mom got to hang out with a sloth named steve over the weekend!
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Steve is stoked by that tree!
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aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! and looooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!! i received my first socan payment. 1.42. lol. but this is so fucking COOL. i can't stop grinning and laughing and giggling. fuck yeah.
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Finally got a new (used) car!!!
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when people bust a nut over my holiday baking. it makes me feel like less of a monster once a year.
edit: i'm not fishing for compliments, i really am a shit head most of the time.
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On Monday, my partner and I made an appointment for our 15 month old daughter to go to the doctor because we thought she wasn't walking properly and thought that something might be wrong with her left leg. We took her into the doctor's room and put her on the floorboards and, no shit, she immediately started walking normally and properly for the first time ever and is now doing it around the house and anywhere else/everywhere else. It was as if she knew we were worried and walked for us there and then.
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As long as they don't bust a nut IN your baking and you don't serve it to people. You could serve it to @tony.parente though, I'd approve of that
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What kind of nut? I'm fond of cashews.
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Jizz salad, from the deep Ry-nut valley of Australia.
I'm talking about my balls, Tony. My sperm in your mouth. Can you handle it bitch.
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I mean I've never tried dick and balls so I'm not 100% certain I'd dislike it, but my hypothesis is that it wouldn't be something I'd enjoy. Kind of like ranch dressing, some people like it...but I'm just not a fan.
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lmao
I was expecting a "Jesus Christ ryan"
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ranch dressing is fucking DISGUSTING. sour milk with seasonings? NO THANKS!
cum tastes like salty pancake batter with the consistency of mucus. but the fleshy parts just taste like any skin.
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Well, now you ruined it !
Captain Rustleboots
This conversation has went swimmingly lmao
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It isn't the taste of cum that gets you... It's the texture/temperature combo.
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I love Ranch dressing.
Creamy, smooth, like savory ice cream, doesn't taste/smell like BLEACH, doesn't have the consistency of THICK SNOT, totally unrelated to jizz.
Last edited by allegro; 12-09-2015 at 11:10 AM.
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Oh man, it's 100% the texture. Especially if they don't come frequently. The thicker it is the worse it is. I think it tends to taste either like nothing or just really acidic. I wonder if there are any queer/bi people that prefer the way jizz tastes vs. pussy. I'm sure they exist, I am definitely not one of them. I don't mind one and actually like the other, like, outside of just liking it because it's someone I'm really into, which obviously happens.
Last edited by playwithfire; 12-09-2015 at 11:06 AM.
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feel like we should move this to the fucking thread but
i LOVE the taste of pussy. i have never had a bad experience with that. even a girl i was with briefly who didn't shower that often, still no issue.
but the few times i have tasted cum, i have been very turned off. and i think you're right, it's the texture. because salty pancake batter isn't THAT bad of a flavor.
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It reminds me of when people eat oysters (I don't) because when they eat oysters, they tend to put, like, hot sauce all over them (cover up the flavor?) and then they HURRY UP AND SWALLOW IT. I mean, you don't see them sitting there chewing on that oyster for a while, "mmmmm, damn [chew chew chew], this SNOTTY oyster sure is good, mmmmmmm, some parts are snotty and then there's this one THICK snotty section, damn, I just love oysters!"
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I love oysters! Oysters are sexy.
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Blue jays. Not the baseball team.
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The excitement of possibly getting my night 4 Jew socks from cards against humanity today.
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After having zero motivation to do basically anything at all this week, I finally feel better today. I've been sleeping like 7 hours a night instead of my usual 4 - 5. So maybe that is helping!
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