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Faceplams: There's an episode of COPS where some guy gets pulled over, hops out of his car and pops off like 12 rounds at the police car and actually hits the cops, and this was about, 3-4 blocks from where I used to live.Originally Posted by theruiner
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There's an episode of COPS where some guy gets pulled over, hops out of his car and pops off like 12 rounds at the police car and actually hits the cops, and this was about, 3-4 blocks from where I used to live.
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Are you in Memphis, too?
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I think I saw a First 48 in Phx once. It was creepy.
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It's so strange to see RS have more than 4 pgs...
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Ok, so...this question just popped up on Ok Cupid (yes, I'm on Ok Cupid. I don't know why, as I'm not going to date any time soon, but...I'm on there. Now shut up).
Um...did Ok Cupid just pull a Chainer?If the subway was crowded and you were packed against several people just to fit in the car -- would you grope the cutest one next to you? ...they would never know it was you, much less they were groped.
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Even Chainer people need love too.
What if you say yes and actually get Chainer?
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The Enhancer
haaaaaaaaaa!
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You accidentally put too many A's in that word.
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Fucking Canadians.
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In Words With Friends, clit is not a word, but tween is. The end is nigh.
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'Flaccid member'? Hey, how did you guys know what my nickname was in the band?
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http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/
SOMEONE PLEASE BUY ME EVERYTHING OFF OF THAT SITE IMMEDIATELY.
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This one is my favorite. By far. I believe that there is also a website, somewhere out there, that photoshops the hell out of this picture.
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Last edited by theruiner; 12-29-2011 at 09:45 PM.
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How to deal with slow walkers.
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iPhone SLR lens adapter? Princess Leia headphone covers?! PORTABLE MOTHERFUCKING SUPER NINTENDO???
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I want this
I guess they make the Light Cycle from Tron Legacy, also
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Well, a portable Genesis would have been better (since it IS the superior system), but I guess you have to take what you can get.
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Porcupine eating corn
http://thedailywh.at/2011/12/30/afternoon-snack-138/
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I am watching the most amazing show on the Christian network (whatever the hell it's called) where they're using a diner as a metaphor for religion. God is the chef (who always cooks every meal perfectly, natch), and the diners all accept his "free meal" (salvation) just by asking for it. But then there's a really evil looking guy in a suit (they must have requested 'generic sleazebag' from central casting) who rejects the meal and loudly proclaims, "I'm not going to accept this meal and become brainwashed like the rest of you" before storming out of the restaurant. Of course, God the Chef just kindly looks on and explains that the meal he rejected will "feed others." Oh, this is so awesome.
Edit: And now I have "If You Could Read My Mind" by Gordon Lightfoot* stuck in my head. Thanks, johnbron.
*=I do like that song, though.
Last edited by theruiner; 01-01-2012 at 05:27 AM.
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So, I'm using old Windows (3.1/95/98/xp) sounds for my iPhone (for text, alarm, ring tone, etc). Obvs shorter ons for text tone, longer for ringtone and alarm. Anyone have good suggestions?
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Maybe he lost weight and he's scratching his phantom fat.
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My New Years' resolution for 2012 is to never see Alice Cooper, Steven Tyler, and Weird Al Yankovic sing The Beatles.
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Are you insane? That is one of the most amazing things I've ever
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