who the fuck are you?

[ltrandazzo]

Age: 33
Where you at?: Memphis, TN
Where've you been?: Denver, St. Louis, I've traveled all over the country following NIN and doing other general travel.
What do you do?: Branch Manager for a small regional bank.
How do you identify?: Male. Bi-leanings but 90% straight.
What are your preferred pronouns?: Dude.
Are you partnered?: Yep, for almost six years.
Political leanings?: Hard left. Vote Democratic and do what I can to get the party to lean as left as I do. That usually means everyone gets a fair chance and their government works hardest for the average person and not the super rich.
Faith or nah?: Atheist, but I am a confirmed Catholic so that means I'm likely going to Hell.
Zodiac?: Cancer.
Do you think Zodiac signs mean anything?: Nah.
Heroes?: My mother.

[ryanmcfly]

age: 25
where you at?: Denton. TX
where've you been?: Texas, Oklahoma, Colorado, Vegas, Missouri, Florida, Georgia, Carolinas, Kentucky, Boston, NYC, Philly, DC, and Hawaii.
what do you do?: Financial Aid Counselor
how do you identify?: straight
what are your preferred pronouns?: he/him/bro/dude/duuuuude
are you partnered?: Married to a lovely lady who pretty much despises NIN and The Dillinger Escape Plan
political leanings?: Somewhere between Liberal and Libertarian.
faith or nah?: Nah. Grew up in a catholic family, started questioning things when i was like 8. Watched alot of discovery and PBS.
zodiak?: Capricorn
do you think zodiak signs mean anything?: No.
Heroes: TR, Corey Taylor, Tom Brady, Dirk Nowitzki, Greg Puciato, my mom and stepfather, and My Grandfather.
Pets: I love my dog, Greg Poochiato and my Cat Big Rhonda.
Favorite Video Games: Pokemon Silver, Halo, Yoshi's Island, Borderlands 2, Mega Man Legends
Favorite Bands: NIN, Slipknot, Stone Sour, The Dillinger Escape Plan
TV Shows: Dexter, Game of Thrones, Chuck, Scrubs, and House.
Movies: Empire Strikes Back, The Prestige, Seven
Other Hobbies: American Football (Patriots), Basketball (Mavericks), craft beer, tacos

[TinDefacto]

Don't post too often, but here goes:

Age: 22
Where you at?: Boston, MA, but grew up in the suburban sprawl of northern Dallas, TX.
Where've you been?: As of now, 23 states, 253/3142 US counties. Russia, Chile, and lots of time visiting family in Mexico.
What do you do?: Just graduated college and am hoping to become a high school physics teacher soon.
How do you identify?: Straight cis male.
What are your preferred pronouns?: He/him/his
Are you partnered?: In a relationship of a year and a half.
Political leanings?: Far left, though still trying to determine just how far.
Faith or nah?: Atheist.
Zodiac?: Libra.
Do you think Zodiac signs mean anything?: Lol, no.
Heroes?: Used to watch it when I was younger, but the second season sucked.

[Lunatica]

age: 35

where you at?: Hell (Polk County, FL)

where've you been?: Puerto Rico for the last 32 years. The slow and systematic murder of the middle/working class finally got to me, I guess.

what do you do?: Sales (I'm introverted so I'm not very good)

how do you identify?: unicorn

what are your preferred pronouns?: shit? fuck?

are you partnered?: Sure

political leanings?: I want to say Libertarian but I don't want to be known as part of that bag of crazy, so I guess I'm Liberal.

faith or nah?: Nah

zodiak?: Cancer

do you think zodiak signs mean anything?: Yes, I share my birthday with Peter Murphy, he's my soul animal.

[halo eighteen]

age: 37
where you at?: holt, michigan
where've you been?: lansing, grand ledge, okemos, and holt
what do you do?: local tv - master control operator, newscast director, button pusher.
how do you identify?: gay(mer).
what are your preferred pronouns?: he/him/hey you
are you partnered?: yes
political leanings?: liberal af
faith or nah?: confirmed catholic, but no
zodiak?: cancer
do you think zodiak signs mean anything?: to a degree

holy shit kel, I can't whistle or snap either! Serious.

[marodi]

age : 50 physically, my mind does not agree.
where you at?: Quebec City
where've you been?: The great province of Quebec.
what do you do?: I'm professionally bored. I used to work in sales but someone decided I was disabled.
how do you identify?: female, straight, cute baby otter.
what are your preferred pronouns?: she, hey you, wtf, dude, guys.
are you partnered?: oh hell no.
political leanings?: it's just a jump to the left
faith or nah?: raised Catholic but I adapted it to what I think is right which makes me a heretic but whatever.
zodiak?: Scorpio
do you think zodiak signs mean anything?: I can sting you if I hate you enough.

[Nellyrific]

age: 35 but feel 55
where you at?: Pasadena, ca.
where've you been?: In this area mostly. Two years as a child in Fresno but that’s something I wish never happened.
what do you do?: just graduated with an MA in political science and don’t know what to do with myself. Working as an admin supervisor.
how do you identify?: straight.
what are your preferred pronouns?: she/her
are you partnered?: yes, engaged.
political leanings?: super liberal but I have a weird Nixon obsession.
faith or nah?: sure.
zodiak?: Sagittarius
do you think zodiak signs mean anything?: it’s just fun, it means nothing, but I am typical sagi.

Random facts: I hate junebugs, Mariah Carey, and Sublime. I’m obsessed with very random things like t2, the Supreme Court, and of course, NIN.

[wizfan]

age: 29... in a few weeks.
where you at?: Greece
where've you been?: lived here and there in Greece.
what do you do?: slowly teaching myself music production and video editing. I know Photoshop-Fu.
how do you identify?: a stick with two blue eyes and messy hair, lord Skeletor's enstranged cousin, that nerd who won't shut up about Trent Reznor
what are your preferred pronouns?: huh
are you partnered?: nope
political leanings?: i rule.
faith or nah?: i worship computers. skynet shall conquer the world.
zodiak?: Virgo
do you think zodiak signs mean anything?: yeah, that we selfish human beings like to think that even the fucking stars have something to do with our personality traits. i once asked a constellation what its star positions are meant to represent, and one of the stars just went all supernova on my face. very rude, if you ask me. they should at least have the common decency to do something creative with their lights and give us some real light shows for a change, like a holographic event where every constellation actually projects the animal/mythical creature/whatever they were named after, and then people will go apeshit crazy and start throwing drones and remote-controlled missiles on those blobs of stardust. then we'll all make memes and selfies and reaction videos and instagram stories about this shower of rays of color and (literal) astral projections and we'll feel a lot better. after all, who needs starlight when our phones have OLED screens? subscribe for more, all you can eat, hashtags. did you know that 95% of falling stars are actually disgruntled iPhone users who throw their phones off of plane windows? careful what you wish upon, people.
heroes?: @elevenism

[elevenism]

Hahahha.

Also @wizfan that's honestly some damn good writing

[3knic]

age: 35

where you at?: Cleveland OH ish

where've you been?: Ohio, Pennsylvania, NY, Virginia, Maryland, Kentucky, Wisconsin, Michigan, Georgia, NC, SC, Virginia, Washington State, Minnesota, south Dakota, Niagara, Windsor, Cancun, Cayman islands, Jamaica, Florida, Illinois, Indiana, Tennessee, Texas, west Virginia (I think that's all?) Edit: Nebraska

what do you do?: IT (OnBase administration)

how do you identify?: Straight male

what are your preferred pronouns?: What's a pronoun?

are you partnered?: Married

political leanings?: Libertarian-ish. I just don't do politics

faith or nah?: Or nah

zodiak?: Is that a kind of bear?

do you think zodiak signs mean anything?: to superstitious people maybe, but not me. To each their own

Heroes? My dad

How old were you when you first let a man make love to you?

Who was he?

How did you feel at the time?

How did you feel afterward?

What did you feel?

What did you think?

Were you pleased? frightened? ecstatic? disgusted?

What did he say?

What words did you speak?