Cool Things You Read on the Internet

[playwithfire]

I figured we could use a thread where you post interesting things you read on the internet. NOT a General Headlines thread, though I think any good articles that you find that explore a topic could absolutely be posted here, but I also mean things like The Onion and Thought Catalog and things. We all read too much awesome shit to not share.

NASA was founded in 1958 by President Dwight D. Eisenhower for the express purpose of locating and assassinating God. By 1969, it had completed a successful lunar landing, bringing mankind that much closer to neutralizing the Almighty. It was in that year that U.S. astronaut Neil Armstrong became the first to step on the moon, and uttered the legendary phrase, "Where are you, God, you fucking faggot? Come and get me!"