scary holloween storis

[Louie_Cypher]

i told the story of the homemade ouji board playlist suddenly coming on and pebbles landing om Tvc15 came on the other spending Halloween night Winchester mystery house with flashlights torches for my UK bothers, maybe the size but all nine of us left before daybreak anyone else.
-Luie

[kel]

your post makes no sense.

-kel

if i get your gist, which i think i do, i suggest the scary stories to tell in the dark series.

[Space Suicide]

your post makes no sense.

-kel

if i get your gist, which i think i do, i suggest the scary stories to tell in the dark series.

I feel this thead probably belonged in the Drunk Tank thread

[Dryalex12]

The real horror is that title

[allegro]

Louie had a stroke a few years ago and had to relearn his dexterity abilities. So we always cut him slack.

I went on a Scary Halloween Haunted Chicago Bus Tour a few years ago. It sucked.

(I had to Google Winchester Mystery House, really cool.)

The biggest weird mysterious things that’ve happened to me involved hallucinogens.

I hate Halloween.

[tony.parente]

oK so basicaly its like this. youare at a friends house for like the night or watever and then you guys are making out on the couch (yeah!) and then like.. her dad calls on the phone and says "no i she likes it more if you use the other hand… yeah" and your alllike "oh dude your dad is trying to give me advice on how to diddle you" and then she's like… "i don't have a dad.." or whatever… but what!? WHO WAS PHONE?

[Sister Midnight]

Halloween Night (Part 1)

It was Halloween night
And while the kids were trick or treating
Mom and Dad were collecting their chips
At their local AA meeting


The hookers were trick rolling
The johns and the scum
President dipshit dressed as himself
He looked so dumb


He wore a red tie
That went down to his knees
He combed over his hair
That looked like a hive for bees


He looked as best as he could
From his head to his toes
His complexion was odd
Like a bag of Cheetos


He checked his Twitter
And went into a rage
They were still talking Tillerson
Calling him a moron and he was upstaged


He ran to the Bathroom
In a furious panic
To shittweet a response
In a bipolar manic


He cursed the fake news
Bob Corker and Flake
He wrote in all caps
While he was trying to make


He then got a text from his friends
Dobbs and Hannity
They tried to calm him down
From his narcissistic nuclear insanity

[Sister Midnight]

Halloween Night (Part 2)


They said nobody is bigger
Or better or smarter than you
Just calm down Mr President
And just take a poo


His staff ran to General Kelly
They were all so stressed out
He is shittweeting insanity
We don’t know what he is talking about


General Kelly said relax
I think I have a plan
I know how to get him
To stop Tweeting like a baby man


He started the war on drugs
A campaign to “Just Say No”
We will spike his veins with some H
And he won’t be able to go


Oh please General Kelly
We Don’t understand
Are going to call Twitter
And try to get him banned?


General Kelly said No
We won’t have to
We just need some heroin
I know what to do


General Kelly
How will this save the nation?
General Kelly said
Don’t you know opioids cause constipation


If he can’t shittweet
The world will calm down
I just need a needle
To silence the angry clown


Kelly shot him up
And Donnie fell asleep
Halloween night went quiet
Without another tweet.


Happy Halloween Everyone (It might be our last)