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    Your porn star name

    An oldie but a goodie. You know the drill: first name is the name of your first pet, last name is the closest street name you grew up on. Go!:

    Sparky Ramsey

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    Rex Black
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    Rex Breedtown

    (So, I grew up on RD 3 - Rural Drive number 3 - which turned into Old Route 8 in the mid 90's when new 911 address regulations went through. The closest streets to our house were either Black Rd or Breedtown Rd. #win)

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    Football North 9th.

    (in before lock)

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    Does anyone actually remember the closest street name they grew up on? I sure as hell don't.

    In the meantime, my first name is Cubbie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bachy View Post
    Does anyone actually remember the closest street name they grew up on? I sure as hell don't.
    Eh, whatever you remember as the earliest should suffice.

    Hell, it's the internet. You can just make it up or lie if you want. I don't think too many people are going to go e-sleuthing regarding this. :P

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    My brother and i used to tell people we were porn actors.

    I was Jackson Bellwood and he was Lynn Longhorn.

    Our middle names plus streets we grew up on :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swykk View Post
    Luke Brown
    Holy fucking shit, you can become a Country "musician" if that porn thing doesn't work out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GibbonBlack View Post
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    Jizz Sigh

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    Your ears are fucked mate, you lived in a side street.

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    Collecting data for "forgotten password" wordlist? Nope. :-)

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    Buck Naked

    You must realize that I relate everything to Seinfeld and Costanza.
    Last edited by Art Vandelay; 03-04-2017 at 12:53 AM.

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    Your porn star name

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    dusty bliss but that was only when I first started as a fluffer
    -louie

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    Jake Oakview. Dunno how that makes me feel.

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    Vegas Gardenia. Hm.

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