The Third Annual ETS Secret Satan!

[tony.parente]

I'm taking over for Sarah this year, but we're doing the 2016 edition of our annual secret santa.

Heres the signup link!

A few things though, we have had a few problems in previous years where some folks never sent out a gift. THAT ISNT OK. Many members here put a lot of effort into their gifts and it's really disheartening when you send something and you never receive one. That being said don't sign up if you're not 100% confident that you can participate. Additionally I know that we have a lot of international members here so if you never signed up because you were afraid of shipping costs just let me know when I can make sure that you are matched with someone from your own country.

The deadline for sign-ups will be November 30, I will match everyone up that day, and obviously we want to try to make sure that we are sending all of our gifts to be received as close to December 25thas possible.

[GibbonBlack]

I'm going to have to wait until pay day to see if I can afford to take part, but I'm up for it

[tony.parente]

I'm going to have to wait until pay day to see if I can afford to take part, but I'm up for it

I reached out to Sarah to find out who screwed you last year. They won't be able to participate until they give you a gift.

[Rubeninphoenix]

I am so in.

[GibbonBlack]

I reached out to Sarah to find out who screwed you last year. They won't be able to participate until they give you a gift.

Thanks, chances are they just ran out of money before being able to send anything my way and then got too anxious to say anything about it. Which is understandable. I don't care if they send me anything at this point but people should be wary of letting whoever it was join in this year.

I'll call it even if they just take a photo of themselves with a dunce hat on and share it in here

[tony.parente]

Hey guys! I'm trying to make this the best year yet, so if you signed up can you please fill this out and post it here in this thread? I feel like it would help when buying your gift. Thank you!

1. What is your t-shirt size?


2. What is your favorite NIN Album(s)?


3. What is your LEAST favorite NIN Albums(s)?


4. What is your favorite NIN era?


5. What is your LEAST favorite NIN era?


6. What are your top 5 favorite NIN songs?


7. What is your favorite color?


8. What are your hobbies, interests or other information you think your santa might find useful?


9. What's your first name that you used to sign up so your santa can know who you are on ETS?

[Ryan]

I already got my gift by you calling this Secret Satan. <3

[SM Rollinger]

I already got my gift by you calling this Secret Satan. <3

I know, lol. IDC if that was intentional or not.

[Ryan]

I know, lol. IDC if that was intentional or not.

I asked him to in Sarah's other thread. He did it because he's my little bitch.

[tony.parente]

I asked him to in Sarah's other thread. He did it because he's my little bitch.

You mother fucker.

[tony.parente]

There doesn't seem to be much interest in this one this year, only 3 people including me have signed up. :/

[Ryan]

Remember moe money

i moe, i moe

[tony.parente]

This is depressing. I think I'm going to make this a 6 member minimum. We need 3 more folks by the 30th!

[Ryan]

Did you include me?
@kleiner352 are you in?
@Wolfkiller might be interested too.

[Rubeninphoenix]

C'mon people, it's fun. ETS Secret Santa is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get.

[Sarah K]

Buttplugs, books on feminism, nothing, ALWAYS A SURPRISE.

[Lew]

Ok...begging for moar people.
Never been part of an international OR adult secret satan...so...PUHLEZE can't y'all join?
(rattles tin can...then pompoms...)

[millionmilesaway]

Although I do love this secret santa exchange I am going to have to skip It this year

[tony.parente]

3 people so far. That's it. I don't wanna cancel this

[Sarah K]

You need to drum up some fake NIN story on twitter so more people are visiting the board.

[Lew]

3 people so far. That's it. I don't wanna cancel this

well, i never thought i would say this in such a public place BUT...can't we have a threesome? rofl. i am not exceptionally edumicated about secret satans...yet why can't three of us do it? one pressie each, from one person each.
damn it, janet.
i mean, sure it is going to be a tad easy to figure out who each secret satan is...but what does that truly matter? or does it?
ugh.

[GibbonBlack]

I can't take part

It's not because of being let down last year. It just because I can't afford to, which really sucks I hope more people sign up though!

[tony.parente]

well, i never thought i would say this in such a public place BUT...can't we have a threesome? rofl. i am not exceptionally edumicated about secret satans...yet why can't three of us do it? one pressie each, from one person each.
damn it, janet.
i mean, sure it is going to be a tad easy to figure out who each secret satan is...but what does that truly matter? or does it?
ugh.

I mean if reuban is in I don't mind lol

[Rubeninphoenix]

I mean if reuban is in I don't mind lol

We're totally doing this Eiffel Tower style.

[Lew]

We're totally doing this Eiffel Tower style.

so yes i did look that up.
high fiving while double driving???
lol.
what if i am really a guy though? ;p

thank you both for being willing to still go ahead with odd numbers and small numbers.

[Lew]

I mean if reuban is in I don't mind lol

i hope this works.

thanks, tony.

[Sarah K]

I would like to participate. I'm just gonna be low on cash. I can't do my winter session class on the payment plan, and have to pay it all upfront. So there goes all of my fun money for December and most of January.

[implanted_microchip]

I would do this if I wasn't already struggling to afford gifts for everyone I know in real life, and that's not even mentioning the absolute terror of tony having my mailing address

[Lew]

would some of you be into a gift exchange in the new year, then? it is not so much about christmas, for me personally (my kids are past that santa stage, and i usually only truly do something for the solstice anyway), so much as tangible connections to the only social media group i belong to (and my longest running. woop woop).
if the possibility exists of doing a gift exchange with more ninnies, post christmas, i am down with that.
i don't want to wreck anything, nor strong arm the 2 min (ha. see what i did there? yeah. lame. i know. merry christmas, y'all. lol) into this.
so, just wondering if others could and would at a later date? a secret SATAN doesn't have to be just at christmas, right?
thoughts? :x

[tony.parente]

What about a Valentine's Day exchange?