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Thread: Shitty Music. (The Nickelback Thread)

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    Big dolla signs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conan The Barbarian View Post
    Big dolla signs.
    From whom though, I honestly have to rhetorically ask.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jinsai View Post
    This is THE shittiest music video ever made. What a mountain of pandering bullshit. Fuck you good charlotte.

    That is fucking crap. What a bunch of losers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jinsai View Post
    This is THE shittiest music video ever made. What a mountain of pandering bullshit. Fuck you good charlotte.

    This video totally feels like it's a parody of itself.

    A nonsensical song with confusing lyrics, shots of random people looking forward, the singers just standing around and looking in the camera every now and then. This shit is hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jinsai View Post
    This is THE shittiest music video ever made. What a mountain of pandering bullshit. Fuck you good charlotte.

    SHIT VIDEO HERE
    I watched that... that was a real video. Didn't the guitar brother run around in excess eyeliner? Even the still of the video makes me wanna punch him in the face.

    PS - A buddy of mine just pointed out the "Token" bass player...
    Last edited by poinoup; 09-17-2014 at 08:29 PM.

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    Lawrence Welk...ugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RhettButler View Post
    Lawrence Welk...ugh.
    i love that shit. it's hypnotizing, all those old white people tapping their toes ...

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    This has got to be the shittiest and racist song and video ever. There is nothing satirical about this. I'm not Asian and even I am offended by this shit.

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    Oh God, that was atrocious. I feel like ears just got raped by how bad it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charmingly Miserable View Post
    This has got to be the shittiest and racist song and video ever. There is nothing satirical about this. I'm not Asian and even I am offended by this shit.
    cheap shock value "satire."

    not funny. move along, nothing to see here ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by c0f3d View Post
    cheap shock value "satire."

    not funny. move along, nothing to see here ...
    Don't worry. I didn't see the whole video.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charmingly Miserable View Post
    Don't worry. I didn't see the whole video.
    dear GOD don't let them end up on tosh.o or some shit. DON'T CLICK IT!

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    Quote Originally Posted by c0f3d View Post
    i love that shit. it's hypnotizing, all those old white people tapping their toes ...
    I work with the elderly and man, I've had enough Lawrence Welk for my lifetime. There's just something spiritually void and lifeless about that kind of music. However, at least his musicians were actual musicians and his singers actually sang. As bad as Lawrence Welk is, he didn't rely on autotunes and samples.

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    I actually like that Madden Bros track, it's catchy and mellow, although it does sound like it was cooked up by some douchebag producers in LA.
    The video is cheesy as fuck: all the freaks will have their day, and the tattoed white BROS will bring everyone all together (in the U!S!A!).
    Thanks @Jinsai for exposing me to it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aggroculture View Post
    I actually like that Madden Bros track, it's catchy and mellow, although it does sound like it was cooked up by some douchebag producers in LA.
    The video is cheesy as fuck: all the freaks will have their day, and the tattoed white BROS will bring everyone all together (in the U!S!A!).
    Thanks @Jinsai for exposing me to it!
    You're... welcome?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jinsai View Post
    You're... welcome?
    Did I tell you that your posting that Brooke Candy video led to my mrs seeing it... which led to her showing her colleagues it... which led to Brooke getting a concert booked in London

    good god man

    WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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    Who the fuck likes and listens to Celine Dion?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Space Suicide View Post
    Who the fuck likes and listens to Celine Dion?
    People without brains.

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    Yet, would you rather listen to Celine Dion or.... Chris Brown?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thevoid99 View Post
    Yet, would you rather listen to Celine Dion or.... Chris Brown?
    I'd rather cut my balls off and feed them to my parents than listen to either of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnjollyIrishman View Post
    I'd rather cut my balls off and feed them to my parents than listen to either of them.
    I'd probably do the same.

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    John Mellencamp's new album is titled Plain Spoken, which is funny since I think his music is plain and that he talks too much.

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    Dani Filth has a new band. And from the sound of this song, it's complete shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aggroculture View Post
    Dani Filth has a new band. And from the sound of this song, it's complete shit.
    But Dani Filth already has a shit band, they're called Cradle Of Filth.
    Like all of his projects, Dani's voice is just awful (Hell, he makes Oli Sykes singing live (EDIT: 2006-2011*) look like Mike Fucking Patton for christ sakes)
    *He's still not the best, but he improved greatly for Sandpit Turtle touring cycle, even if he's still prone to fucking up on a regular basis, and letting the fans sing most of the songs. Better to be a 5/10 then a 2/10 eh.
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    Principle of Evil Made Flesh is a stone-cold classic. After that, everything went to total shit.

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    Cradle Of Filth has some good albums but they went to shit after "Thornography", i don't care for any album after that but i will always defend "Nymphetamine" and "Midian".

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    Nymphetamine was their Black Album. That was the fulcrum at which there was no going back...probably even that album, though I do dig the title track, as well as Gilded Cunt and Coffin Fodder...and defending Midian isn't necessary, that album slays.

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    Quote Originally Posted by october_midnight View Post
    Nymphetamine was their Black Album. That was the fulcrum at which there was no going back...probably even that album, though I do dig the title track, as well as Gilded Cunt and Coffin Fodder...and defending Midian isn't necessary, that album slays.
    Agreed, that's their "mainstream" album but just like 'Tallica's "Black Album", it has some kickass songs, but yeah, nothing was the same afterwards, i remember during that time they appeared in an episode of "Viva la Bam" and i got worried that they were becoming very mainstream, turns i was right...

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    tUnE-yArDs.

    I can't stand Merrill's esthetic, her music or her fans. I've had the unfortunate displeasure of seeing her open for Xiu Xiu in 2010 and she has followed me to almost every Pitchfork Festival I've been to since 2011.

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