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    Angry Fuck me. (No, seriously.)

    Thought this forum could use a new "bitching/not getting any" thread.

    At least, I sure could.

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    Awesome.

    Four more days... can't take it anymore! It's only been less than a month since the last time, but I need it.

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    11 more days. Can't freakin wait.

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    Fuck me. (No, seriously.)
    Can I just quote this

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    2 and half months of no action. But sometimes no action is better than action with someone you're not really in to.

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    Meet an awesome girl at a party.

    Talk for an hour.

    Flirt lots

    She asks me what kind of porn I like!

    Afraid to ask for her number.

    I'm going to be here forever.

    Time to drink more.

    EDIT: SJKAHDSKJASKDJHASKJDHAS I'M SO MAD AT MYSELF RIGHT NOW. FUCKING COWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Last edited by Jacob's Ladder; 12-06-2011 at 03:44 AM.

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    Once a year ain't cutting it. Met a completely beautiful man through a friend, talked for hours, then had a date last week. Have a second date tonight. Is it ok to fuck on a second date? I don't even remember anymore, as the dating thing never really happened in many years. But I really like him, so *pleasepleaseplease let it be tonight oh please*

    Ahem, now back to my more civilized self.

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    Imo fucking is perfectly fine on the first date.

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    Totally. And if they just wanted to get laid it's better to find out on the first date than 5 dates down the line when you might have developed feelings.

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    Blerg. :-/

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    In the madness of this semester, I've not had a free minute to even get my sorry ass into a social situation where the possibility of meeting someone/dating/hooking up has even crossed my mind. It's a sad state of affairs. It's been a SOLID 4 months since my last 'poon. Getting out of hand here...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jacob's ladder View Post
    afraid to ask for her number.

    I'm going to be here forever.

    Time to drink more.

    Edit: Sjkahdskjaskdjhaskjdhas i'm so mad at myself right now. Fucking coward!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Do iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttt.

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    Originally Posted by jacob's ladderafraid to ask for her number.

    I'm going to be here forever.

    Time to drink more.

    Edit: Sjkahdskjaskdjhaskjdhas i'm so mad at myself right now. Fucking coward!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Do iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttt.
    Do iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cashpiles View Post
    Do iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!
    YES SIRS! Drinking more!

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    Quote Originally Posted by the duder View Post
    in the madness of this semester, i've not had a free minute to even get my sorry ass into a social situation where the possibility of meeting someone/dating/hooking up has even crossed my mind. It's a sad state of affairs. It's been a solid 4 months since my last 'poon. Getting out of hand here...
    same!!!!!!!

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    Oh my god I wish...

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    Sharing a bed with someone cute (and no sexy times) is quite torturous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    Sharing a bed with someone cute (and no sexy times) is quite torturous.
    Could very well be the worst kind of torture there is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    Sharing a bed with someone cute (and no sexy times) is quite torturous.
    Yeah...sadly, that's all I've done with my girlfriend so far. And only once. It was both wonderful and torturous at the same time.

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    Overlong dry spell and the pussy pump is rubbish

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    It's only been two and a half months, which is two and a half months too long.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cashpiles View Post
    2 and half months of no action. But sometimes no action is better than action with someone you're not really in to.

    Totally agree! I'm on month... 9. I had to count. Of deliberate celibacy. And it's awesome. I'm possibly willing to break it soon though, but that's probably one for the relationships thread.

    That said, i honestly can't say how incredible an experience it's been not having sex for so long. And not having sex with people i don't actually like. Bring on the good times now i reckon.

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    Bleh. Meaningless sex has gotten old for me. The last time I had it, and I was too drunk to even be aroused. The guy was bone skinny and annoying. Just reinforced my "celibacy".

    But...Does oral sex count? Heh.

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    Goddamn. I expected to find someone whose dry spell would make me feel better about myself. But you've failed me, ETS.

    The last date (which I'd define as an outing with someone whom you're not exclusively coupled) I went on was in November of 2008, and it was with someone I wasn't really into. Sure, thanks to her persistence at the beginning and my reluctance to hurt her feelings, we ended up together and dated for two years but—as I expect many of you know—this doesn't mean the sex was better than mediocre or that I wasn't desperately lonely most of the time.

    Now, more than a year after that lukewarm duo's dissolution, I can't even remember the last time I met someone who intrigued me enough that I felt like spending time making her acquaintance, much less making moves to lure her/let myself be lured into the bedroom. I'm not even sure where the hell I would have to go to find a pool of women large enough that the odds were in my favor that someone I'd really enjoy being around/want madly to fuck might be present. Apparently, neither grad school nor the bar I tend is the solution to that dilemma.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ken
    Sharing a bed with someone cute (and no sexy times) is quite torturous.
    While I completely understand where you're coming from here and, at many points in my life, I would have agreed with you while weeping, at the moment that sounds positively lovely. It'd be nice to have that sense of longing again and someone on whom I might fixate.

    Not that I'm saying you should be grateful for a lousy situation.

    EDIT: Why the hell is my post in a different font? How did I unintentionally accomplish that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sesquipedalism View Post
    Goddamn. I expected to find someone whose dry spell would make me feel better about myself. But you've failed me, ETS.
    26 years and counting without getting it on. There...feel better?

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    Quote Originally Posted by theimage13 View Post
    26 years and counting without getting it on. There...feel better?
    You know, I thought I would. But no. Dang. I could mail you some tequila and we can lament together.

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    Been with my girlfriend for over five years now, and it's sadly at that point where I haven't gotten any since October. Dammit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sesquipedalism View Post
    You know, I thought I would. But no. Dang. I could mail you some tequila and we can lament together.
    I think the tequila will just make things worse. Make it a few Russian Imperial Stouts.

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    Just had my third anniversary with my girlfriend, and I don't think I've gotten laid since before our second anniversary. Pretty sure I'm breaking up with her after the holidays.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theimage13 View Post
    26 years and counting without getting it on.
    21 years here. Am I out of my mind?

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