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    Quote Originally Posted by Boots View Post
    I just wanna get married already. I am so fucking tired of being single. People always say God has a plan for me. Yeah right.
    I thought the same thing. Then I got married. It will happen. It's not a god thing, it's a personality thing. Gotta come across the right one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conan The Barbarian View Post
    Gotta come across the right one.
    You got that right.

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    I want to say I saw this bit about a month before I lost my virginity at the tender age of 27:



    I started to believe, yeah, I'm probably one of those.

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    The worst feeling in the world is grieving the loss of someone still living.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boots View Post
    The worst feeling in the world is grieving the loss of someone still living.
    I promise you that the alternative is worse, and that things will be much less shitty one day in the future. Sorry you're having a rough time.

    Also man, I wish Louis CK wasn't a fucking creep :/

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    Seven years. Wow. I didn't expect it would last this long but I also don't do one nighters nor do I want kids (period; can't have them myself and don't want them). That narrows my dating choices drastically where I live. Also, I'm not hot with 11 t's.

    Ain't it funny how time flies?

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