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    Quote Originally Posted by miss k bee View Post
    A year this month, not that the last time I did it was any good. Getting fed up of buying sex toys...
    I'd give you a high-five as I'm around that myself but then again it's not exactly the sort of thing we should celebrate I guess. If it was we'd not be posting in this thread.
    Hell, we should all book a room somewhere, stick Closer on the stereo and reset our clocks* together.







    * in some of our cases, calendars

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    Are you proposing an ETS sex meetup? I like the cut of your jib!

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    Shall I dust off my meet-up crown?

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    Quote Originally Posted by theruiner View Post
    Are you proposing an ETS sex meetup? I like the cut of your jib!
    I was actually trying to put a light-hearted spin on the thread and my posting in it. I tend to find scurrilous smut helps with that. If I'm honest, I'm amazed that some of the folks in this thread aren't getting any as they're pretty damn gorgeous. No names, obviously, but the comment stands.

    Anyhooooo........... {ahem}

    As plans go, though, it's got merit. Can you imagine the hotel we choose to all arrive at - they'd be so confused
    Last edited by Carpathian Psychonaut; 04-11-2012 at 03:51 AM.

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    "Hotel"? What are we, royalty?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fixer808 View Post
    "Hotel"? What are we, royalty?
    Hey, I was trying keep this.....{thinks}....classy.

    Sounded better than third-rate flea pit or tent under a bridge.

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    Now he's knocking bridges!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fixer808 View Post
    Now he's knocking bridges!
    If you can't knock boots, knock bridges instead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frozen Beach View Post
    20, but I hang out with the older crowd, and being around people who are in relationships isn't always fun.
    Ah, well don't give up quite yet- you've got a least 10 more years before you're maybe allowed to start feeling desperate! But yeah, you should find a crowd to hang out in that include some more single people

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    I posted this over on the Prometheus thread but I'm guessing it would have been more appropriate here:

    Quote Originally Posted by sentient02970 View Post
    I've fallen in love with this movie before I've even seen it. The awful part of that is my infatuation with all of the teasing foreplay seems to be slowly chipping away at the lovely surprises awaiting me in the final act. I don't think I'm alone there.

    PS: yes I haven't gotten any in a long time

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    Good news: I bit the bullet and registered for an online dating service. Figured, hey, why not.

    Bad news: I find myself consistenly checking said service to see which "matches" I have and who has "viewed" me.

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    Internet dating sucks, made one good friend on one website but meh

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    Yes Im sure I can beat all the last times on here, its been since before thanksgiving. NO exclamation point.

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    I definitely would have to agree with you, I have not had any luck whatsoever. I just think meeting people is getting increasingly difficult.

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    Yeah I bought A FLESHLIGHT, it was good but it takes so much time to get it all prepared. By the time I actually get it all ready its not long before I straight blow.

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    Not liking the fleshlight. Got one a little while back. Too much maintenance. And it kills my mood...

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    One of the things I've learned experimenting with S&M is that no amount of leather, rubber, wood, plastic and electronics can beat live human flesh.

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    Internet dating sucks but I am still on one site, checking matches and views, must ween myself off it!!. Ooh fleshlights look freaky!

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    Quote Originally Posted by onthewall2983 View Post
    no amount of leather, rubber, wood, plastic and electronics can beat live human flesh.
    I'm not sure that you're doing it right.

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    I had a Tenga Flip Hole about a year ago. Was alright, it's better than a Fleshlight and it's easier to clean than a Fleshlight as well.

    I really need to get laid. It's been over a year and a half and reaching 2 years here soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by onthewall2983 View Post
    One of the things I've learned experimenting with S&M is that no amount of leather, rubber, wood, plastic and electronics can beat live human flesh.
    Quote Originally Posted by playwithfire View Post
    I'm not sure that you're doing it right.
    He's doing it right. When it's primal -- biting, slapping punching, kicking -- it can be the most powerful.


    VVVVV Doh. Missed the unintended double-meaning of "beat"
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    That's what I meant, but I think playwithfire got it too and was messing around by saying that lol.

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    Pretty much. I was saying that YOU CAN HIT SOMEONE WITH EVERY ONE OF THESE LISTED ITEMS. You can even craft your own sex whip a la Fixer808. I'm so clever.

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    And I do do it right, btw

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    My libido has gone down, i'm actually not complaining for once.

    edit. even after reading about all these whips and flesh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jessamineny View Post
    When it's primal -- biting, slapping punching, kicking -- it can be the most powerful.
    +1. Haven't used anything but body parts in a while.

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    Damn had a chance to end dry spell next week when back in UK but it is not possible

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    Every time I read this thread title I feel like it's some kind of thread to ask people for sex. HMMMMM...:P

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    Umm two im convos on one subject while my mum is watching tv.

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    Quote Originally Posted by the duder View Post

    Good news: I bit the bullet and registered for an online dating service. Figured, hey, why not.
    I did the same recently since I want to get out there and have some more traditional dates. I have to admit that I was pretty overwhelmed by the amount of responses I have received as I really did not anticipate any whatsoever. I don't know why I didn't try this earlier ! But I feel like I'm on a TV show where I have to let someone go every three days . So far I have two guys that I'm really digging and who have been consistent in communication and subsequent dates. But I'm still open to others.

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