Favorite lines from movies

[elevenism]

Is this it? That's what it's all about, Manny? Eating, drinking, fucking, sucking? Snorting? Then what? You're 50. You got a bag for a belly. You got tits, you need a bra. They got hair on them. You got a liver, they got spots on it, and you're eating this fuckin' shit, looking like these rich fucking mummies in here... Look at that. A junkie. I got a fuckin' junkie for a wife. She don't eat nothing. Sleeps all day with them black shades on. Wakes up with a Quaalude, and who won't fuck me 'cause she's in a coma. I can't even have a kid with her, Manny. Her womb is so polluted, I can't even have a fuckin' little baby with her!

these quotes aren't as cool in text...remember the way he says poLLUUUted?

[Self.Destructive.Pattern]

"It tastes like you, but sweeter!!". "That's the spirit.. thank you, thanks... now fuck off and die... you fucked up slag".

-Closer

[ophelia_]

Basically every line from Fight Club and Mean Girls.

Honourable mention to this gem from Superbad:

"She wants to fuck me, she wants my dick in and around her mouth."

[Halo Infinity]

[Halo Infinity]

[thelastdisciple]

Ken: Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.
Harry: [furious] Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!
Ken: I retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids.
Harry: Insult my fucking kids? That's going overboard, mate!
Ken: I retracted it, didn't I?

In Bruges - 2008

[henryeatscereal]

"Who the fuck do you think you're talkin' to?"




"Say hello to my little friend!!!"




"Silly rabbit"




"In a row?"




"..."

[mfte]

[henryeatscereal]

"I can only hope that the answers come to me in my sleep. I hope that when the world comes to an end i can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to..."

[Fixer808]

Yes sir.


Kinda wish they'd written this into The Dark Night at some point, just for a little callback from Ledger to Nicholson...

[Louie_Cypher]

improvised

improvised

[Millionaire]

"You're a funny guy, Sully. I like you. Thats why I'm gonna kill you last."


"Remember Sully, when I promised to kill you last? I lied."

[Ryan]

McMurphy: "But I tried, didn't I? Goddamnit, at least I did that."

- One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

[Baphomette]

"You're being warned - don't ever go over my head again, you stupid sucker, you!"

- Casino, edited for tv version

[Ryan]

Louis: "Eckhart saw Hell too. He said: The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you, he said. They're freeing your soul. So, if you're frightened of dying and... and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth."

- Jacob's Ladder

[Your Name Here]

George Clooney/Seth : "They were vampires, psychos don't explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are."

From Dusk 'Til Dawn

[Dr Channard]

“None of this is real. You pull the plug... I disappear. And nothing I ever say, nothing I ever do, will ever matter."

[Baphomette]

@Ryan , stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not going to happen.

[Ryan]

@Ryan, stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not going to happen.

You know, I did 3 searches before I made this thread, blame ETS!!
@orestes , please merge the two.

[Substance242]

(on topic)

"Relax. You'll live longer." (Douglas Quaid)

[Dra508]

You know you don't have to act with me, Steve. You don't have to say anything, and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow.

[Self.Destructive.Pattern]

"You best unfuck yourself or I will screw off your head and shit down your neck!!!!"

-Full Metal Jacket

So glad this thread got bumped!

[Ryan]

"We have such sights to show you."

- Pinhead

[Ryan]

"I don't try anything, I just do it. Wanna try me?"

[Timinator]

I can't go past Glengarry Glen Ross:

"You ever take a dump made you feel like you'd just slept for twelve hours?"

"We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired."

"Will you go to lunch? Go to lunch. WILL you GO to LUNCH?"

"A-I-D-A. Attention, Interest, Decision, Action. Attention - Do I have you attention? Interest - Are you interested? I know you are, because it's fuck or walk. You close or you hit the bricks. Decision - Have you made your decision for Christ? And Action."

"That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it, leave."

And just watch this:

[koz-ivan]

I am a human being goddammit! my life has value!

- network.

[Dra508]

I am a human being goddammit! my life has value!

- network.

Close the thread. We have a winner here!