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    Artie Lange is pretty notorious for making fucked up jokes. I really don't get why people are surprised by this.

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    Because nothing about that seems like a "joke".

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    I don't know who Artie Lange is, but he was probably really fucked up when he posted those Twitter comments, and he's probably going to wake up in about 4 hours with a severe hangover and delete them.

    I don't know if anything he said is worth getting offended over, when understood in that context.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah K View Post
    Because nothing about that seems like a "joke".
    It seems like an attempt at a joke to me, albeit an unfunny one

    Quote Originally Posted by Jinsai View Post
    I don't know who Artie Lange is
    He's a comedian who has a reputation because he was always on Howard Stern's show.

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    I'm about to say a few things I can't believe have to be explained in a rational world. I observed that Cari Champion was a gorgeous lady. I then thought it would be funny to tweet JOKES about that observation. A decision which might be the end of modern comedy. I would rather load trucks for a living then ever apologize to one of these awful PC groups ruining the country. So that's a NO. But if it upset the lady in question that's another story. Let me say to Cari Champion if this hurt u in any way I'm sorry. I'm a comedian. Sometimes I'm funny! For the record my moms disgusted w the tweets. But if I based my humor on my mom I'd be broke.They're now telling me I can't appear on @Midnight tonight cause of the pressure they're getting from these groups. But who cares. I love the show & it's my living but who cares. These groups have won again. All I care about is Cari Champion. Truly. But I'm sure you'll be ok. You're gorgeous & talented. I hope that didn't offend u. To the PC army. Congrats! U won again! Gluten free cake! I've been asked not to appear on @midnight & uve ruined any chance I had at dating Cari Champion (That was a joke).

    I'm not racist. I don't hate women. And to u PC groups that did this I wanna be clear. Go FUCK yourselves! Now get back to saving the world. Done. Peace.
    He is the VICTIM HERE GUYS

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    Making jokes like that on Twitter just doesn't work. When have they ever? Making jokes like that on a small stage in front of drunken crowd - yeah, I can see him doing them there, that's his schtick. Most people sorting through their Twitter feed are sober and don't find 'I want to fuck her' tweets funny.

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    has anyone been following this thing with Bill Cosby? I had actually never heard the allegations that he was a rapist before, and I wonder if it's just internet hysteria, but to invite making a meme in light of (apparently?) allegations that you're a rapist?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jinsai View Post
    has anyone been following this thing with Bill Cosby? I had actually never heard the allegations that he was a rapist before, and I wonder if it's just internet hysteria, but to invite making a meme in light of (apparently?) allegations that you're a rapist?

    He's had these allegations leveled at him several times, always getting sort of whispered away. It wasn't until recently that a comedian called him out

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    And he wasn't suggesting memes about the allegations, just Cosby memes. The internet took it from there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fixer808 View Post
    And he wasn't suggesting memes about the allegations, just Cosby memes. The internet took it from there.
    Gotta love the interwebz

    http://www.bostonglobe.com/arts/2014...fRK/story.html

    And these folks blocking Tom Wheeler from the FCC's driveway- not cool

    Last edited by Dra508; 11-12-2014 at 10:27 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by allegro View Post
    What a legend.

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    ...And this makes the 13th woman to come out and accuse Bill Cosby (if my count is correct; last night on the news it was up to 12 so I believe this will be 13). Thirteen. But his lawyer is still defending him by claiming that every single one of these women is making it all up. Yes. They're ALL lying. OMG IT'S A CONSPIRACY.

    Also, it's kind of disheartening that he apparently got a standing ovation at his show last night in Florida.

    http://gawker.com/never-tell-anyone-...-ow-1662102402
    Last edited by theruiner; 11-22-2014 at 05:22 PM.

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    Jian Ghomeshi charged with sexual assault, has turned himself into police.

    http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slate...rsonality.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by october_midnight View Post
    ugh... in that video, listening to him smack his fucking lips every 5 seconds is making me want to scream more than his shitty music...

    "I'm under a vicious attack... [smack], I still don't know why... [smack] except that about 8 weeks ago [smack] I began audit of my record company [smack] and my personal finances [smack]"

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    ^ Maybe the dude has dentures? Hell, that would explain the weird vocal style in his music... or whatever that is

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    Quote Originally Posted by october_midnight View Post
    Man, he's such a dick who wants us to feel sorry for him. Well fuck him for being full of shit and trying to be a messiah.

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    I think it goes beyond that if his soon-to-be-ex to be believed.

    http://consequenceofsound.net/2014/1...-side-of-road/

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    Quote Originally Posted by onthewall2983 View Post
    I think it goes beyond that if his soon-to-be-ex to be believed.

    http://consequenceofsound.net/2014/1...-side-of-road/
    That explains the teeth issues.

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    Seems like some textbook schizophrenia or a manic phase.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah K View Post
    Seems like some textbook schizophrenia or a manic phase.
    yeah or amphetamine psychosis....jesus....

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    Who's getting custody of Planet of the Apes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fixer808 View Post
    Who's getting custody of Planet of the Apes?
    Who is getting custody of Johnny Depp?

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    This is it for Suge Knight.
    Arrested for murder in hit and run.

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    I love it when people are given second chances. Everyone fucks up. But I think we are at a point where Suge should probably just spend the rest of his days in prison.

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    "Tim, I'm going to need you to stop making the same goddamn movie over and over if this is going to work."

    "I WILL NOT STOP! It will be quirky and odd and Johnny Depp will be there and so will you and YOU WILL LIKE IT!"

    "Sweetie, the days of Beetlejuice, Ed Wood, Edward Scissorhands and even Nightmare Before Christmas are long gone now. Your goodwill is fading fast much like our love."

    "THEN LET IT FADE, baby!" (Now softly crying) "Let...it....faaaaaade." (Presses play on an unreleased somber Danny Elfman song)

    Sorry, everyone. I'll just let myself out...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swykk View Post
    "Tim, I'm going to need you to stop making the same goddamn movie over and over if this is going to work."

    "I WILL NOT STOP! It will be quirky and odd and Johnny Depp will be there and so will you and YOU WILL LIKE IT!"

    "Sweetie, the days of Beetlejuice, Ed Wood, Edward Scissorhands and even Nightmare Before Christmas are long gone now. Your goodwill is fading fast much like our love."

    "THEN LET IT FADE, baby!" (Now softly crying) "Let...it....faaaaaade." (Presses play on an unreleased somber Danny Elfman song)

    Sorry, everyone. I'll just let myself out...
    That shit is funny. Besides, I think Tim Burton and Johnny Deep needs to take a trial separation.

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