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    Breaking news: Harrison Ford seriously injured in plane crash:

    http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/...-crash-n318301


    Last edited by Hazekiah; 03-05-2015 at 06:13 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazekiah View Post
    Breaking news: Harrison Ford seriously injured in plane crash:

    http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/...-crash-n318301



    Gee whiz, glad he's OK from what the article says.

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    https://mobile.twitter.com/ChefBenFo...49772583591937

    At the hospital. Dad is ok. Battered, but ok! He is every bit the man you would think he is. He is an incredibly strong man.
    7:02pm - 5 Mar 15
    Last edited by Hazekiah; 03-05-2015 at 09:43 PM.

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    Of course he is! He's HARRISON FUCKING FORD!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by allegro View Post
    Of course he is! He's HARRISON FUCKING FORD!!
    Exactly. He's Han Solo. Indiana fuckin' Jones. It's going to take an army to kill him. Maybe 5 at least.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thevoid99 View Post
    Exactly. He's Han Solo. Indiana fuckin' Jones. It's going to take an army to kill him. Maybe 5 at least.
    He's RICK DECKARD!!!! HE CAN'T DIE! (yet)

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    Quote Originally Posted by allegro View Post
    He's RICK DECKARD!!!! HE CAN'T DIE! (yet)
    He's also the President of the United States who kills Russians for a living and he's also Jack Ryan, CIA motherfucker.

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    You know, when he finally really does die, we're gonna get drunk and cry for weeks, you realize that, don't you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by allegro View Post
    You know, when he finally really does die, we're gonna get drunk and cry for weeks, you realize that, don't you?
    Well, he can't die now because I'm still not over Leonard Nimoy's death.

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    I think it'll be awhile before he dies (that is, if he retires from flying).

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    Quote Originally Posted by marodi View Post
    Well, he can't die now because I'm still not over Leonard Nimoy's death.
    I wasn't a big Spock fan but I'm gonna need the Betty Ford Clinic when Jean Luc Picard dies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by onthewall2983 View Post
    I think it'll be awhile before he dies (that is, if he retires from flying).
    He's pretty old, isn't he?

    Edit: he's 72
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    Yeah but he keeps himself in good shape and seems not to have done any hard living despite living in California in the 1970's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by onthewall2983 View Post
    Yeah but he keeps himself in good shape and seems not to have done any hard living despite living in California in the 1970's.
    Because he's HARRISON FUCKING FORD.

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    Harrison Toyota

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    Apparently Jake Lloyd (Anakin Skywalker from 1999's Star Wars: The Phantom Menace suffers from schizophrenia, went off his meds, attacked his mother and then got arrested after leading the police on a high speed chase.


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    Quote Originally Posted by orestes View Post
    Why hasn't Bill Cosby been arrested?

    I mean, am I just being dense here, or what the fuck?

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    Have any of them been recent? I honestly haven't read too much about it since it started coming out.

    Statute of limitations?

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    Wait. I mean... THIS IS ALL A BUNCH OF ATTENTION WHORES LOOKING FOR MONEY

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    Statue of limitations on most. Maybe this will finally be proof enough to believe the 40-plus women who have come forward. *eye roll*

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    http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/e...from-web-site/

    WWE terminates and removes nearly all mention of Hulk Hogan on their site because audio from his sex tape contains a racist rant.

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    "Yeah, Mr Hogan, we repeatedly watched your sex tape, sometimes frame-by-frame, and at one point Jimmy here asked "Did he just say "Nigger ?", and sadly after a few dozen viewings, it appears that right between your fisting and the snowballing, you actually do ! Soooooo, yeah, we're gonna have to let you go. Can we keep the tape though ? It's HD !"

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    I personally find it surprising that one of the most ridiculous people on the planet is also racist.

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    I'm not entirely surprise. After all, Hogan is quite full of himself.

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    Someone once described his sex tape as "watching an aging Clydesdale begging to be put down".

    His apology seems pretty sincere enough. He could have gone on the defensive considering the source of the dialogue, but he owned up to it.

    What's funny to me is that a lot of the buzz on Twitter has to do with how WWE books their minority talent, and how wrestling has always been racist, etc, etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by onthewall2983 View Post
    Someone once described his sex tape as "watching an aging Clydesdale begging to be put down".

    His apology seems pretty sincere enough. He could have gone on the defensive considering the source of the dialogue, but he owned up to it.

    What's funny to me is that a lot of the buzz on Twitter has to do with how WWE books their minority talent, and how wrestling has always been racist, etc, etc.
    Totally. It's ironic that a company fires someone for saying something racist yet has African-American/Latino/Asian performers be used as lame stereotypes

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    Gisele Bundchen goes to a plastic surgeon

    I actually heard this on NPR because, I didn't know, wearing a Burqa in France is illegal? Really?

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    You can't cover your face in public. Burqa, mask, sack, interdit. Because of reasons? I don't know. Well I think I know, but I don't want to.

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