The Drunk Tank

**Microwave Jellyfish** · 05-22-2016, 01:00 PM

Drinking lager with my dad, first instance in a long time. I'm getting there.

I long for Gaz and Majster, people you don't know, but who mean a lot to me, helped me in tough times and meant pretty much everything at one point.

I was thinking of them when Bowie and Lemmy happened and I'm wondering if they're thinking of me when they hear something TR-related. I'm having not-too-smart ideas about contacting them now, but I'll just post about them here instead.

Thing is, sometimes life happens, egos build walls around your feelings, ticking time starts running out and you passive-aggressively burn things to the ground without realizing what you're doing.

Cherish friends and always keep your egos in check, guys.

**Xvostya** · 05-27-2016, 04:55 AM

Mafuuuu <3<3<3

Aaaaand
Its 1pm
And heres CHAMPAGNE foor a burfday pateeeeee!!111

**ldopa** · 06-13-2016, 02:24 AM

fair warning: i'm a total buzzed troll right now. don't fucking listen to me. nighty night

**Xvostya** · 06-17-2016, 03:53 AM

Morning tea with vodka. BEAAAAUUUTIFULL' morgen!11

**Microwave Jellyfish** · 06-25-2016, 01:15 PM

Drinking Bud and watching Kelly in Mars Attacks! It's really funny now that I get all those 50's sci-fi references.

edit: haha stock footage from Godzilla vs. Biollante, never knew WB owned that one.

Banana Oil reboot when?

tHIS probably doesn't make sense to you, tust me though, it's funny.

**Pillfred** · 07-22-2016, 07:25 PM

Originally Posted by johnbron

Oh hey. I've nearly quit drinking, but that didn't stop me from buying a six pack of IPA this evening. What's up, bitches? <3

Pretty much this, but i also bought an Arrogant Bastard as well.

**Xvostya** · 08-04-2016, 11:00 AM

Wheer
is
EVERYbody??!17

just need some moar *cheers!*

(wipes vodka from webcam)

(whistles *diva end salm*)

**Mafu** · 08-19-2016, 08:17 AM

Originally Posted by Xvostya

Wheer
is
EVERYbody??!17

just need some moar *cheers!*

(wipes vodka from webcam)

(whistles *diva end salm*)

na zdravie!

**Bachy** · 08-21-2016, 05:27 PM

So I spent my Saturday night alone drinking pretty heavily, so a lot of the night is a blur. When I awoke, I found a ticket stub for Jason Bourne which I can assure you I did not see last night. I also didn't have anyone over, so I honestly have no idea where the fuck this thing came from. I do recall taking a late night stroll. My only guess is I must have picked it up then.

**Ryan** · 08-25-2016, 10:30 AM

I'm Australian, I'm drunk, I'm like a piece of furniture at this place and I'm online. Humour me, cunts.

**Ryan** · 08-25-2016, 10:32 AM

Originally Posted by bachy

so i spent my saturday night alone drinking pretty heavily, so a lot of the night is a blur. When i awoke, i found a ticket stub for jason bourne which i can assure you i did not see last night. I also didn't have anyone over, so i honestly have no idea where the fuck this thing came from. I do recall taking a late night stroll. My only guess is i must have picked it up then.

I dON'T GIVE A FUCK, LOL!

**Ryan** · 08-25-2016, 10:33 AM

Originally Posted by Ryan

I'm Australian, I'm drunk, I'm like a piece of furniture at this place and I'm online. Humour me, cunts.

Bumping important shit here.

See what no NIN in 2016 leads to Trent?

**Microwave Jellyfish** · 08-26-2016, 06:03 PM

Watch this with me, dudes, it's really coo-ohl:

Also, where can a guy get some cigarettes around 1 AM in the UK?

**aggroculture** · 08-26-2016, 08:45 PM

nearly drunk!

nearly

**Microwave Jellyfish** · 09-09-2016, 10:33 AM

Three glasses of Jack and they text me about an overtime shift for tomorrow. I felt way too confident. It will be fine.

I wanted to post a picture of Clemens from Alien 3, but nah, way too much effort. I'll watch Alien Resurrection instead, never see that one while I was drunk.

Cheers.

**implanted_microchip** · 09-13-2016, 11:53 PM

@Ryan I'm almost out of Ketel One and will then have to dip into my Jameson reserves, help me ruin this supply brutally pls

**Ryan** · 09-14-2016, 03:00 AM

Originally Posted by kleiner352

@Ryan I'm almost out of Ketel One and will then have to dip into my Jameson reserves, help me ruin this supply brutally pls

**ldopa** · 10-03-2016, 03:00 AM

drunkon whiskey and beer. wine is for cooking and a dessert after pasta. nothing more.

**Ryan** · 10-03-2016, 04:03 AM

Drunk on life!

i mean, beer!

**ldopa** · 10-03-2016, 10:23 PM

Originally Posted by Bachy

So I spent my Saturday night alone drinking pretty heavily, so a lot of the night is a blur. When I awoke, I found a ticket stub for Jason Bourne which I can assure you I did not see last night. I also didn't have anyone over, so I honestly have no idea where the fuck this thing came from. I do recall taking a late night stroll. My only guess is I must have picked it up then.

last saturday i got married
me and my wife settled down
now me and my wife have parted
i'm gonna take me a little stroll uptown

/best drunk song EVER

**Ryan** · 10-12-2016, 03:54 AM

Anyone else like me who relates to Jack Torrance a little too much and it scares them? I'm a writer, unemployed currently with one child and a partner and drink to numb myself from my otherwise all-too-active brain, and am a Stephen King enthusiast.

As I write this, I have this playing and have been humming it all afternoon:

@elevenism

**Ryan** · 10-25-2016, 03:03 AM

Drinking. Like this post if you want to fuck me

@kleiner352 and @tony.parente you better hit like

**Microwave Jellyfish** · 11-05-2016, 04:55 PM

Originally Posted by Ryan

with one child and a partner and drink to numb myself

I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke.

**Microwave Jellyfish** · 11-11-2016, 04:58 PM

You wanna play with this?
You wanna play with this?
You wanna play with this?
This wasn't made for us.
It's something dangerous.

**implanted_microchip** · 12-05-2016, 06:09 PM

It's the 83rd anniversary of American Prohibition coming to an end, so, obviously, it's a perfect occasion to celebrate (read: justify heavy drinking).

**Jinsai** · 12-06-2016, 01:40 AM

Had my parents accuse me of being drunk (yay holidays) because I thought they were being stupid. I asked my mom twice, on three separate occasions, to repeat what she just said and she couldn't. I asked her to repeat what I just said and she couldn't. She just said "I don't have to deal with this" and left. Then she comes knocking on the door of the room I'm in and asking me to apologize and be reasonable.

Fuck this. Now, now I'm fucking drunk. How's it going? Now I'm super drunk, and it's fucking glorious. I want to be drunk every day all fucking day long.

EDIT: If my posts turn into incoherent rambling, it means I'm on my way to the hospital. Nice knowing you guys.

**Pillfred** · 12-18-2016, 01:45 AM

^ I hope you no jail, or hospital. Er, or were.

So much random nonsense as to why ... However it's the first time in 5 months since i've moved that i've had a good night knocking back some beers, an d fucking off here, home. Idk. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

**Xvostya** · 01-07-2017, 08:37 AM

Ugh.

**tony.parente** · 02-21-2017, 10:59 PM

Hi guys

**bwary** · 02-25-2017, 04:05 AM

Not enough posting in here, so I'll kick back another Guinness for you all!

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